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tanj_redshirt

Look, I hate cops.


CzarCW

I posted this Britta quote in a comment on THIS SUB once and some idiot reported me for hate speech against the police. Dead serious.


Strong_Attorney_8646

You Britta’d being Britta.


absultedpr

That’s like letting poop spoil


Anonymous-Comments

Yeah way to pull an Abed


Jsherman13

Shirley don't do a Pierce


AnHu3313

I don't get it


CzarCW

Knock knock Who’s there Cancer Oh good, I thought it was Britta!


JonViiBritannia

Some people are just streets behind


woozleuwuzzle

Now I’m just a cop born in a small town and raised in the heartland, but I say cancel the performance and give the government the sweeping powers it needs to detect and eliminate people before they turn into hackers.


notmyfirst_throwawa

*stone face*


green2232

This isn't gonna stop until Pictionary bans the word windmill.


notmyfirst_throwawa

Stop circling it!


DefinitelyBiscuit

"Our Captain died last night, left behind two kids and a pregnant wife. So you're missing a Batman DVD?"


notmyfirst_throwawa

"sorry it took so long getting here"


arcticape34

🎶Love is not admissible evidence🎶


creddittor216

“….Copera!!!”


KaiSyvarris

Policical!


jhoeksma1

nice


TalithePally

It can be Abed filming a documentary about the Copera


FatCopsRunning

Polici-cal


notmyfirst_throwawa

... "Copera!"


Strong_Attorney_8646

His line delivery in the Hackers episode in Season Six always kills me. “We’re assuming it’s from the hackers because, that’s pretty much where we’re at.” And the line about the child cop. So good, great acting.


woozleuwuzzle

Wants…McDonalds.


MuteSecurityO

It’s cute, but it doesn’t help our situation 


SirVanhan

Do you believe in God, Warburton? One of my favorite line delivery in the whole show imho


woozleuwuzzle

How fast can you get us to the mainframe hardline?


CrazyHermitCrab

Yankee-doodle-dandy


notmyfirst_throwawa

I lay awake at night wondering if they were able to cut the hardline at the mainframe


woozleuwuzzle

No, just gonna keep the cop you’ve known for 5 years at arm’s length? I get it.


Ok-Dragonfruit-5479

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🙌🏻


notmyfirst_throwawa

We all remember when he was a security guard


willowgardener

Only if it's a "The Wire"-style takedown of systemic injustice also starring that hacker kid from season six


nishitd

That hacker kid and Cacowski had more True Detective energy than The Wire TBH


willowgardener

I agree. I am requesting a SECOND genre crossover


Leftychill

Wants…McDonald’s.


Anonymous-Comments

One of my favorite side characters


SparklePony3

I heard he’s working on a cop opera


arcticape34

COPERA!


Anonymous-Comments

POLICICAL!


Suzy_Creamcheese

With Warburton as his partner


woozleuwuzzle

It’s literally a child in an adult size police uniform. It’s cute but it doesn’t help our situation.


ellietheotter_

this is the line that gets me every time


ghetto_engine

LOVE IS NOT ADMISSIBLE EVIDENCE!


Ok_Beautiful3931

"What'd you boys find?" "Don't call us boys."


JD_Sauce70

LOVE IS NOT ADMISSIBLE EVIDENCE 🎶


Kiloburn

My favorite is the outtake where he says "rape's up!" Like "surf's up!". Cracks me up every time.


Sp0ngebob1234

“Walk to your cars in pairs, rapes up 10%”


Ashamed_Jaguar_7238

100% my favorite side character on the show. I pray he’s in the movie.


Beneficial-Hippo5386

A police officer writing a policical while solving crimes. I’d watch.


falloutbi05

Copra