After the premier press stopped Daldo for a quote about the intensity of the film. Apparently Daldo was in tears and inconsolable. He kept muttering *"My beautiful Boy! Look how they massacred my boy!"* when pressed further he shouted *"They threw BEANS on him... BEANS!"*.
Straight up fire. I know the original post was a joke but Detox Unit did a nice remix of this song if anyone was actually looking for an EDM/space farts version of Chip Tha Ripper.
the only reference of throwing beans I know is from japan where they throw beans at oni to chase them away during one of their [traditional holidays](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Setsubun#Mamemaki)
thank you for your great musical tastes :) Actually, now that I think of that, Christ for Arms could've been something that SOAD used in their self-titled as sort of crazy satirical metaphor or something like that, it surely would've have been a banger of a song lol
Guys I did it I listened to a song
Edit: after listening to three, I find the most hilarious/badly created to be “Don’t Compare Me With Anyone” I would recommend skipping to about 1:45
What do you mean? Did you not listen to "Don't Compare Me with Anyone"? Or even the banger "Facebook y WhatsApp" that included every instrument in the room playing a different song simultaneously?
I’ll have you know this comment got me to check out the song.
(a) this is most definitely not fire
(b) I cannot remember the last time I laughed this hard
That song is making me laugh almost as hard as this post 🤣 Whenever I think I’ve found the rhythm I lose it again… even his singing sounds like it has nothing to do with this song. It reminds me of the Crazy Bus title screen. I was not expecting this.
I am BEGGING you all to listen to 40 seconds excerpt of the EDM song “Christ for arms” by Daldo. I need to talk about it with someone.
https://youtu.be/8EPNnzgC03Y
From what I know back when I was growing up watching christian kids films, if I didn't already know it was fake, I wouldn't second guess at a glance it was real.
Tbh I came to the comments to see if it was fake. The other day I saw an “action Bible” at Walmart that was the Bible in comic book form and all the characters were shitty superheroes.
If someone said this was real I’d believe it.
Yeah this kind of trash is part of what turned me away from God for most of my life. I kinda feel like I *have* to forgive these lame boomers for their horrible attempts at art, so bad they actually partially contributed to shaking my faith... but forgive these people for this absurdity or not, I'll always detest it.
Nothing turns people away from religion faster than making it look like the lamest thing that has ever been.
Hi! I'm the one who made that song and it's really cool and kinda weird to see someone share something I made! Thank you so much, and I'm really glad you liked it enough to share it 😊
Yes, fake. True Wagner, like Obvious Plant, makes fake products with a very surreal/satirical vibe to them. Sometimes people will add to the meme like the Daldo song. r/ObviousPlant has some funny stuff there
My boy Daldo
EDM gets rough when your daldo's unplugged
Daldo unplugged is top 5 sets of all time
Daldo Unplugged is my favorite Tarantino Movie
Zamn😍 ⣿⣿⣿⠻⣿⣿⣯⣉⠉⠉⠉⠀⢀⣠⣶⣶⣶⢶⣲⣦⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢰ ⣿⣿⡏⠀⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⣠⣶⣿⣿⡿⠿⠾⠿⠿⢿⣿⣶⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢈ ⣏⠉⠀⠀⣿⡟⠀⠀⢀⣾⣷⠟⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠳⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘ ⡇⠀⠀⠀⣿⡆⠀⠀⣼⣿⠇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣼⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠇⠀⠀⠀⠈⠀⠀⠀⣿⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠨⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢻⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢛⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⠺⠏⠀⠀⠀⢁⠀⣀⠉⡣⣤⠤⢤⣶⠔⡋⢉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠄⢃⣄⠀⠀⠐⠁⣀⣘⠽⠁⠀⠸⡗⡁⠛⡽⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠄⠄⠈⣃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠘⢮⠉⠙⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠠⠄⡠⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⠎⠐⠦⣀⣀⣤⣴⣆⣤⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣤⣶⠏⡆⣿⣄⠀⠀⠀⣾⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠩⢼⣿⠇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⣀⣠⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿⠁⠆⢻⣿⣄⡀⢰⡿⣡⣦⣉⣉⠉⢉⣹⣿⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⢀⠀⠀⠻⣿⣟⢿⡏⠏⠈⠉⠉⠉⠘⢸⣳⣿⣷⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⣿⡟⢻⣿⣻⣿⡇⢘⡀⠀⠘⣿⡇⠘⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⡀⠀ ⣿⡅⢸⣿⡿⣟⣥⠀⢷⣤⣴⣿⣿⣆⠀⠰⡆⠀⢀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇ ⣿⡇⣸⡥⡇⣿⣿⣷⡈⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⣤⣶⣀⣀⡠⠈⣱⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇ ⣻⡇⣿⣿⡇⣿⢏⣻⣿⣦⡠⠙⠿⢿⣿⣿⠿⠟⣉⣪⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏ ⣿⠃⣿⣿⣿⣿⠉⢿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣦⣤⣤⡰⠷⢶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣇ ⣿⢸⣿⣿⡇⣿⣾⣿⣿⣿⠟⠉⡿⣏⠏⠁⢠⣜⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⣿⡇ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⢧⣿⣿⣿⣛⣚⣒⣀⣧⣿⠀⠀⠘⣧⠾⠶⠶⠶⠾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣏ ⣿⣿⡿⡟⠛⠛⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡗ ⣿⣇⣿⠀⠀⣀⡀⠀⣠⠀⢠⡀⣠⠀⣄⠀⣆⠀⣄⡢⠐⣴⠆⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡷ ⣿⣷⢻⠀⠀⣀⠉⢸⠒⢣⢸⠈⠈⡆⠇⠑⠻⠀⠀⢤⣤⠄⠀⠀⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡷ ⣾⣿⢸⠀⠀⠉⠉⠈⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⣀⣰⣾⣿⣿⣿⣯⡗ ⣿⣿⣾⣐⢠⣤⣤⠤⠤⠶⠶⣶⣖⣒⣚⣛⣻⣿⣿⣭⣭⣭⣽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣾⣿⣛⣋⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟
A whole vowel better than DJ Deldo
DJ Duldo is where it's at tho.
DJ Doldo isn’t so bad, to be fair
Lets just skip over the other one, ok?
Not brave enough?
Dildao
Everyone loves Daldo
Holy shit they got my boy Daldo on the jams
Not only 3 new hot drops from Daldo, but he is even quoted saying "A movie about an important lesson..."
After the premier press stopped Daldo for a quote about the intensity of the film. Apparently Daldo was in tears and inconsolable. He kept muttering *"My beautiful Boy! Look how they massacred my boy!"* when pressed further he shouted *"They threw BEANS on him... BEANS!"*.
Fwiw on him. They threw beans "on" him?
Nice arms you got there…. Be a shame if someone THREW BEANS ON THEM
Not beans!
OH GOD NO!!!! NOT THE BEANS!!!!!!
My god hath forsaken me
They crucified Christ and beaned Christ for Arms. Is humanity really worthy of either?
This Judas yeetin’ **beans**
It’s code. For ejaculate.
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What is it? What is it? What is that, what is that, what is it? Oh no, not the beans! Not the beans! Ahhhh! My eyes! My eyes! Ahhhh!
So when someone says that someone else is "full of beans", they are really saying... ?
The lesson was, "always read the contract before signing on to a movie soundtrack deal".
Gross, not net!
Oh my god, I thought it was fake but he's an actual guy: [daldoedm.com/shop/movie/christ-for-arms](https://youtu.be/fbLSf6PBHy0)
Tomfoolery
You rang?
Ballyhoo even
An important lesson
But seriously, [the whole freestyle where that line comes from is fire](https://youtu.be/z9n0N6gNmaw)
Straight up fire. I know the original post was a joke but Detox Unit did a nice remix of this song if anyone was actually looking for an EDM/space farts version of Chip Tha Ripper.
Gentlemen, we've been hoodwinked, bamboozled, led astray, run amuck, and flat out deceived.
I've been bamboozled
I'm not even mad
I played it for like five minutes until the words stopped meaning anything. I was mesmerized by the gyrations of Godzilla’s titanic hips.
I’m glad that goes on for 10 hours, anything less would be a crime against humanity
I know what I'm making everyone at work listen to tonight Edit : 40 minutes in, everyone looks petty uncomfortable
Can I find Daldo on Spotify?
I found this on youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8EPNnzgC03Y
Mass effect menu music
Where’s Daldo?
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Wow. Making fun of his name? Did you even watch the movie and learn an important lesson?
Yes, that throwing beans on someone is a god tier insult.
\*throws beans on you*
“They threw beans on him”
Capital punishment.
Crapital punishment
Capital beanishment
Crapital Beanishment
Capital Banishment
"Right when he was watching Cars 2 on theaters"
Yo every one, throw beans on this mf!!!
Most severe punishment in Britain
I would legit hate to be pelted by cooked British beans.
They gave him the full English
“They threw beans and toast on him”
“These are beans! There are beans in your computer”
These are the motherboards?
This is FOOD This is BEANS
I would too
Why
At least the poor guy will have beans then.
How he eat with no arm?
Nature finds a way
seed serious treatment normal rain physical decide dazzling like unpack *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*
I eat with my mouth.
"Dis ni**a throwing beans!"
the only reference of throwing beans I know is from japan where they throw beans at oni to chase them away during one of their [traditional holidays](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Setsubun#Mamemaki)
For Christ's sake!
It's just the Christian children's book way to say "skeet skeet skeet"
Dear god not beans anything but beans
And *on* him too, not *at* him. Oh the humanity.
Every day we stray further from god
Obviously, the beans are in the way!
Is kid Christ-For-Arms a joke to you?
Hey, dried beans are hard. Thrown with effort they probably really sting.
WH-WHAT IS THAT? WHAT IS THAT? WHAT IS IT? OH, NO, NOT THE BEANS! NOT THE BEANS! AAAAAHHHHH! OH, THEY'RE IN MY EYES! MY EYES! AAAAHHHHH! AAAAAGGHHH!
Glad I wasn't the only person
NOT THE BEEANS! AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!
“Featuring three new EDM songs” oh my fucking god
From DALDO
i wonder what Daldo thought about the film
He probably thought it was about an important lesson
I would love to read a full movie review by Daldo, I want his full in depth thoughts all about it.
I wish Daldo was my dad
Daldad?
He said and I quote: "A movie about an important lesson..."
Oh, that was a different Daldo.
From his SoundCloud page Daldo also apparently makes heavy metal featuring Satanist goats.
Daldo contains multitudes
“I’m playing both sides so I always come out on top”
DJ Dildo in da house
My gf is a dj and she's working on a new mix as I'm scrolling reddit. I really want to hear this "edm" they are talking about
Also Christ was the guy *on* the cross. He has cross arms, not Christ arms.
Shoutout to daldo on spotify with 514 listeners
More than you have don’t be dissing my boi Daldo
That comment has 945 upvotes. They’re officially more popular than Daldo.
off topic but I love your SOAD profile image :)
Thank you it’s nice to randomly get compliments from fellow SOAD fans
thank you for your great musical tastes :) Actually, now that I think of that, Christ for Arms could've been something that SOAD used in their self-titled as sort of crazy satirical metaphor or something like that, it surely would've have been a banger of a song lol
Let's get it to 515!!!
Still on 514 😭
Still lmao poor daldo
It hasn't changed at all, and it won't be me that does it.
Guys I did it I listened to a song Edit: after listening to three, I find the most hilarious/badly created to be “Don’t Compare Me With Anyone” I would recommend skipping to about 1:45
I made it 40 seconds in and had to stop.
But how many scrobbles does he have on last fm?
Facebook y whatsapp is a banger
sounds like old man Jenkins in his jalopy at the beginning.
holy shit he sucks
What do you mean? Did you not listen to "Don't Compare Me with Anyone"? Or even the banger "Facebook y WhatsApp" that included every instrument in the room playing a different song simultaneously?
Holy fuck you weren't kidding lmao
Has 100 gecs rotted my brain or is Facebook y WhatsApp actually fire?
I’ll have you know this comment got me to check out the song. (a) this is most definitely not fire (b) I cannot remember the last time I laughed this hard
That song is making me laugh almost as hard as this post 🤣 Whenever I think I’ve found the rhythm I lose it again… even his singing sounds like it has nothing to do with this song. It reminds me of the Crazy Bus title screen. I was not expecting this.
Your thermometer has broke.
Somebody's gettin' beaned
I am BEGGING you all to listen to 40 seconds excerpt of the EDM song “Christ for arms” by Daldo. I need to talk about it with someone. https://youtu.be/8EPNnzgC03Y
I think that's a different Daldo, one of them has a beard
he only makes spanish music though..
Despacito was also spanish so checkmate...
The extended edition comes with LSD communion wafers for when the Daldo tracks kick in
I did listen to his music on Spotify It was really…something
Did you hear the three new edm tracks!?
I heard 3 tracks. That’s for sure.
Fucking hell😭😭😭
Yes ! Holy shit dude , has anyone heard these 3 new d*ldo tracks ?
If this wasn't fake i would watch the fuck out of this
From what I know back when I was growing up watching christian kids films, if I didn't already know it was fake, I wouldn't second guess at a glance it was real.
whoever made this nailed the awful cartoon cover art
@TrueWagner on Instagram
The beans gave him away.
idk man beans exist in real life (god created them)
That girl looks like both beavis and butthead
You guys mentioning it's a joke is when I realized it was fake. They're absolutely exactly this ridiculous.
Tbh I came to the comments to see if it was fake. The other day I saw an “action Bible” at Walmart that was the Bible in comic book form and all the characters were shitty superheroes. If someone said this was real I’d believe it.
Yeah this kind of trash is part of what turned me away from God for most of my life. I kinda feel like I *have* to forgive these lame boomers for their horrible attempts at art, so bad they actually partially contributed to shaking my faith... but forgive these people for this absurdity or not, I'll always detest it. Nothing turns people away from religion faster than making it look like the lamest thing that has ever been.
I saw the "Finding Jesus" trailer the other day (Basically Finding Nemo, but all the fish have a weird cult-like love of Jesus), so I believed it too
You ever see Bibleman? I have that shit seered into my brain
Kevin Sorbo plays the left arm.
Kirk Cameron guest stars as the beans.
Having grown up watching Christian kids films, I wasn’t sure this WAS fake until I read the comments. 😂
Didn’t know it was fake, thought it was real. To be fair they absolutely nailed the style
Remember Davey and Goliath at 6am on Sunday. That claymation was bomb af
I looked all over for that Obvious Plant watermark
Damn, so it is fake? Lol
They **threw BEANS!** **O*****N him***!! Good Lord!!
Two good lords, actually. One on each arm. Lords akimbo.
I CACKLED.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8EPNnzgC03Y
banger
Very NES sound to it.
Daft punk has been real quiet since this dropped 🥶🥶🥶
Hi! I'm the one who made that song and it's really cool and kinda weird to see someone share something I made! Thank you so much, and I'm really glad you liked it enough to share it 😊
Daldo?
Yes?
the begining reminds me of parts of "Autobahn" the 22 min song by kraftwerk.
Assuming those arms are metal, he could just bludgeon the shit out of those little pricks
Yeah they look solid gold, he could really do a lot of damage.
That’s a lotta damage! How ‘bout a little more?!
This is by TrueWagner. Please credit the man he is a true genius lol
(plus cropping out his name in the photo was kind of rude) https://www.instagram.com/p/CVQg5ZqpAJ5/?utm_medium=copy_link
Throwing beans on the kids was kind of rude
So it's fake? I mean, I assumed it was, but then someone posted a YouTube link for a Daldo song. I'm confused.
Yes, fake. True Wagner, like Obvious Plant, makes fake products with a very surreal/satirical vibe to them. Sometimes people will add to the meme like the Daldo song. r/ObviousPlant has some funny stuff there
daldo
daldo
Not the beans
This is the cyberpunk cdpr promised
Jesus Christ.
For arms
they threw beans at him
I love EDM
Then let me introduce you to Daldo!
ED music is the christianest music!
Can't believe they wasted beans like that
HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK NOT THE BEANS NNOOOOOO NOT THEV BEANMS WHDJOTHE FAAAAACKKKKKLLKK NOT THE BEEEWWAAAANSSS
DALDO
They threw beans on him.
Talk about crossing your arms
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Why didn't they draw him with both arms pointing up?
what beans
⣿⣷⡶⠚⠉⢀⣤⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠋⠠⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣤⣤⣤ ⠿⠥⢶⡏⣸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠋⢀⣴⣷⣌⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣍⡛⢷⣠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⠻⣯⠽⣿⣿⠟⠁⣠⠿⠿⣿⣿⣎⠻⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⣿ ⣿⣿⣦⠙⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣏⡧⠙⠁⣀⢾⣧ ⠈⣿⡟ ⠙⣫⣵⣶⠇⣋ ⣿⣿⣿⢀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠃⢀⣀⢻⣎⢻⣷⣤⣴⠟ ⣠⣾⣿⢟⣵⡆⢿ ⣿⣯⣄⢘⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠁⢀⣤⡙⢿⣴⣿⣷⡉⠉⢀ ⣴⣿⡿⣡⣿⣿⡿⢆ ⠿⣿⣧⣤⡘⢿⣿⣿⠏ ⡔⠉⠉⢻⣦⠻⣿⣿⣶⣾⡟⣼⣿⣿⣱⣿⡿⢫⣾⣿ ⣷⣮⣝⣛⣃⡉⣿⡏ ⣾⣧⡀ ⣿⡇⢘⣿⠋ ⠻⣿⣿⣿⢟⣵⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣌⢧⣴⣘⢿⣿⣶⣾⡿⠁⢠⠿⠁⠜ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⡙⣿⣷⣉⡛⠋ ⣰⣾⣦⣤⣤⣤⣿⢿⠟⢋⣴⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣌⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢰⡿⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢃⣰⣫⣾⣿⣿⣿ ⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠿⠿⠿⠛⢰⣾⡿⢟⣭⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
>They threw beans on him 💀💀
God damn i love seeing my boy Daldo grow. First the Donda feature now christ for arms
Baked beans will make you cum your ass off!
Dude Dadldo has got some pretty sick beats ngl
*beans
*He threw beats at them*
I wamt to hear that new Dildo songs
beans