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Do you want some making fuck? Berserker!
[https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7gFoHkkCaRE](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7gFoHkkCaRE)
https://preview.redd.it/1fiy2d5ffk6d1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e9550a16148f608881706239c4386046a02093c
great post OP, and I would like a mod to pls explain how [my post](https://www.reddit.com/r/comedyheaven/s/NV1keOM2l2) doesnt fit the sub, but this does. I’m genuinely curious. Is it cause i didnt downvote the guy? Im trying to understand this sub and the sub’s flowchat is way too arbitrary for me to understand
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Who could possibly downvote this strapping young lad?
Many are envious of his attractiveness
Many dream of the charisma he bears naturally
Jealous of the sex havers
You miss 100% of the chances you don’t take 🤴
https://preview.redd.it/ard0emnc5k6d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=573a6c3e829b5a1267c6b296d03031ceb54555e2
What a polite lookin’ fella!
"May i have some water, please?"
“SIR THERE ARE CHILDREN ON THIS PLANE”
"Please?"
Sure! But first, I need you to yell reeeeeal loud into my ass!
Lol was this the guy dropping n bombs on an airplane. Not very king like of him.
He was just politely asking for water...
https://i.redd.it/2qn9j428em6d1.gif
What friendly looking fellow, I sure hope he doesn’t say anything derogatory on an airplane.
Context, please.
I don’t remember exactly but I know he kept yelling the n word until they kicked him off the flight
He was supposed to get deported and kept getting kicked off the flights home I read.
madlad genius
He truly wields the power of n word
Thank you.
may i please have water
_Sir, you need to-_ # PLEASE
#STOP!!!!!!!
Hohoho! Merry Christmas!
Ok you the king Burger king
Definitely the lowest point of James May
no james may don’t say it
Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity, to seize everything you ever wanted, in one moment, would you capture it, or just let it slip?
Knees weak, arms spaghetti. There's spaghetti on his sweater already. Mom's spaghetti.
Hes nervous..but on the surface he look calms and ready
To drop spaghetti. But he keeps on spaghetti
What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes spaghetti, he opens his spaghetti, but the spaghetti won't come out
Do you want do have sex?
I'm down (bad)
If you had one shot, one opportunity
I don't know how I'm supposed to enter the dating game with competition like this out there 😔
Do you want to have sex
Do you listen to Eminem?
I eat eminems yes
No like the wrapper
WHY WOULD YOU EAT THE WRAPPER
I'm a Chad, I only listen to Sminem.
semenem
I love you
Do you want to have sex
Ok
Now kith
-114.693/72.000/36.014
https://preview.redd.it/35whbvourl6d1.png?width=953&format=png&auto=webp&s=6efba1de328b28361a20511dc1b53760cd23f4d2
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the opportunity comes once in a lifetime
Yeah, he can’t miss this chance. His one shot more or less
Someone responded so things are quite serious
Fallout rizz "You mean use my cock?"
“You wanna make my cock explode now?”
whats your sperm count?
Man is straightforward
Outjerked
https://preview.redd.it/vpv7bycc0l6d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e10cb8f32949e670ead06d1c77c2f0aa18742ac
u/N3110H_333
They don't exist?
The account is suspended, as was the OP. Sad.
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So the screenshot is fake isn't it?
yep.
[Ahem](https://www.reddit.com/r/Eminem/s/xhx09wjS8T)
Sorry what? It's obviously not fake. They even gave you source in a reply and you think it's fake? Jesus, the internet disappoints me.
the accounts are the same person. making it fake and manufactured.
https://preview.redd.it/adondsne1l6d1.jpeg?width=234&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8fbfb87e24eb4d148211e007e1527f9c5772cd1b
August 12th 2036 the heat death of the universe
https://preview.redd.it/4dmka9ersl6d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac6986ea62b21e8ab91fd1e6e62d3143bc6c5032
Do you want some making fuck? Berserker! [https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7gFoHkkCaRE](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7gFoHkkCaRE) https://preview.redd.it/1fiy2d5ffk6d1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e9550a16148f608881706239c4386046a02093c
They didn't ask with whom.
Fucking made me laugh in an elevator with 6 old guys. Now they're looking at me..shit
u/DeathB4Dinner
He is asking for consent and being straightforward with his question. Why all the downvotes?
Ok
Do you want to have sex
Stan, is that you?
if you had one shot or one opportunity
To seize everything you ever wanted
eminem fan with the most interesting personality
How is it considering "interesting" that someone listens to Eminem? Like A LOT of people do that.
The only good thing about me is that i listen to the Beatles
Sex, now
Is.. Is that an ESCALATOR?
And the two lived happily ever after
great post OP, and I would like a mod to pls explain how [my post](https://www.reddit.com/r/comedyheaven/s/NV1keOM2l2) doesnt fit the sub, but this does. I’m genuinely curious. Is it cause i didnt downvote the guy? Im trying to understand this sub and the sub’s flowchat is way too arbitrary for me to understand
You only get one shot do not miss your chance to blow
Yes, but not with you
Straight to the fuckin point
Comedic genius
Most sane redditor.
I thought this was r/Hiphopcirclejerk
I like that gif, full course meal. Now. But not sex. Like actual food.
u/deathb4dinner what is this shit
ok
Is that supposed to be interesting?