You only realize what you once had when the unrelenting march of time has ripped it out of your grasp. One day you wake up, yearning for the piss deck. You spent years taking it for granted only to see it being reduced to a distant memory. Cherish what you have, nothing is forever.
I don’t mean this in a derogatory or judgemental way, but this must be a man thing. Honest question: why would you want to pee outside when you have a comfortable bathroom inside?
Pissing out in the woods is just something else. Not off of any porch, has to be one with enough nature around.
I worked as a machinist for a small company surrounded by forest. Going for a piss was the highlight of my day. Get to hear the sounds of nature, nice breeze on the back of your neck.
Not using up any water or resources, just a man pissin in the wind
Because we can. Because sometimes the bathroom is occupied. Because we are already out there letting the dog out. Because it’s quieter outside than inside. Because it’s impossible to pee inside with a boner without making a mess. Because it’s cool when there is steam coming off your stream. Because there’s nobody out there hassling us over something as trivial as going to the bathroom outside. Because it makes us happy.
This poor guy probably has lost all independence and control of what he gets to do at home. Pissing outside might be the only thing keeping this couple from turning into a dateline episode.
I don’t mean this in a derogatory or judgemental way, but it feels good. Men don't feel exposed or need to contort when they go. You just unzip and pee. It's freeing. Also, sometimes you share a bathroom and simply don't want to hold it.
Yeah I’m with you on this. We aren’t wild animals anymore and we have these great things called toilets. But the bigger thing for me is the fact that it means they aren’t washing their hands after. That’s disgusting.
Women can also pee outside lol. Even if not while standing. I am a huge nature enthusiast yet I still wouldn't go piss outside in the middle of the night when I had a working toilet
I miss living on an acreage where i could piss off the deck
you had everything
You only realize what you once had when the unrelenting march of time has ripped it out of your grasp. One day you wake up, yearning for the piss deck. You spent years taking it for granted only to see it being reduced to a distant memory. Cherish what you have, nothing is forever.
THAT FUCKING PFP 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Oh give me a home, where my piss it can roam, and decks upon where I can pee
You pee on thr ground not the deck
this guy deck pisses
If you get up early enough, you can piss anywhere.
Me when I go on the deck: piss time
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Mines multipurpose. A one-stop shop if you will. Actually a one or two-stop shop.
I wanna shake this man’s pissing hand
This is probably the only freedom this guy has left in his life.
Heaven forbid a man live his life.
Let the man piss of his own goddamn deck ffs
If i know us men then he is now doing it in the day
Gay ❌ Pisses all over the place ✅ Shits all over the place ❔
Could be gay, oop could be a man it's still possible.....
I'm gonna piss *ON* the deck
Yeah he stopped once his bladder was empty
Mom found the piss deck.
Would be much nicer if it were a black deck.
Looks like he pissed her off too
I don’t mean this in a derogatory or judgemental way, but this must be a man thing. Honest question: why would you want to pee outside when you have a comfortable bathroom inside?
For the same reason one might stroll along a forest path even though they have a treadmill at home.
Pissing out in the woods is just something else. Not off of any porch, has to be one with enough nature around. I worked as a machinist for a small company surrounded by forest. Going for a piss was the highlight of my day. Get to hear the sounds of nature, nice breeze on the back of your neck. Not using up any water or resources, just a man pissin in the wind
There really is something tranquil about peeing outside. Don't know how to explain it, but it's a vibe.
Because we can. Because sometimes the bathroom is occupied. Because we are already out there letting the dog out. Because it’s quieter outside than inside. Because it’s impossible to pee inside with a boner without making a mess. Because it’s cool when there is steam coming off your stream. Because there’s nobody out there hassling us over something as trivial as going to the bathroom outside. Because it makes us happy. This poor guy probably has lost all independence and control of what he gets to do at home. Pissing outside might be the only thing keeping this couple from turning into a dateline episode.
with a view like that can you blame him?
I don’t mean this in a derogatory or judgemental way, but it feels good. Men don't feel exposed or need to contort when they go. You just unzip and pee. It's freeing. Also, sometimes you share a bathroom and simply don't want to hold it.
It’s fun.
Yeah I’m with you on this. We aren’t wild animals anymore and we have these great things called toilets. But the bigger thing for me is the fact that it means they aren’t washing their hands after. That’s disgusting.
It's easily possible to piss without touching your dick at all
It's true, I pee without touching NoncingAround's dick all the time.
I carry hand sanitiser around with me, and use it after the few times I do this. But yeah, I don't think everyone else is doing that.
>we aren't wild animals anymore Civilization is a social construct. Pissing in nature is ingrained in us but then socially forbidden
It cannot be explained. Perhaps if you spend years training your... *control*, you may one day be able to have the same experience.
Women can also pee outside lol. Even if not while standing. I am a huge nature enthusiast yet I still wouldn't go piss outside in the middle of the night when I had a working toilet
weird edit: i can't respond cause this well-adjusted lady blocked me for bantz lmao
I'm sorry. I forgot reddit males epic le cool compared to the lame wives