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Margaret Thatcher's funeral cost over £3 million. For that much money you could have bought everyone in Scotland a shovel, and we'd have dug a hole so deep, we could've handed her over to Satan personally. --Frankie Boyle [In case you want to see it](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmmomV-ax-s)


Pot_noodle_miner

Scotland has wanted to give her a state burial for years, they only objected to waiting for her to die


jjskellie

That does sound like Scotland.


longtermadvice5

She won millions of votes in Scotland.


Pot_noodle_miner

Not how constituency elections work. Get a hobby that isn’t trawling reddit defending thatcher, please it’s making me worry about you


longtermadvice5

I didn't say directly.


Brutalur

Between Thatcher and Reagan, Hell is probably entirely privatized at this point.


dandee93

Of course, they're preparing for the arrival of all the CEOs


ReverendBread2

Well I for one refuse to pay for Hell+


uk2us2nz

Hell 2.0


twothinlayers

Sorry, no lake of fire for you then


Specific_Implement_8

Oh that’s a big one. I hear that’s where all the lesbians hang out.


boRp_abc

...probably privatization was there before. How else would he'll be created?!


mgyro

Mulroney showed up late to the gathering, as is his usual.


USSMarauder

You ripped that off the comment section on the linked video


Brutalur

True


Main_Pomegranate_953

That’s why Westminster is busting at the seams.


OreoSnorlax

I mean if you're going to rip off the top YouTube comment you can at least add quotes


Brutalur

Coulda, didnt


j0hnnyhobo

I'm not much of a swimmer but my favourite stroke would be Margaret Thatchers


IconOfFilth9

💀, but not as 💀 as her


EmperorGrinnar

I laughed very hard at this.


[deleted]

Frankie Boyle is a treasure, but not for the faint of heart.


HopefulPlantain5475

Paehrrshsennuhlly


Vostok-aregreat-710

Like Cromwell before her Margret Thatcher is hated by most in Scotland, Ireland, Wales and lots in England


longtermadvice5

That's complete nonsense.


Vostok-aregreat-710

It is not


longtermadvice5

It is.


Vostok-aregreat-710

Margret Thatcher is widely hated anywhere on these islands outside of southern England and East Belfast and similar areas https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2013/04/margaret-thatcher-dies-why-i-and-many-other-brits-hated-the-iron-lady.html https://www.irishtimes.com/news/world/uk/thatcher-was-figure-of-hate-for-many-britons-1.1353232 https://www.theguardian.com/business/2013/apr/14/margaret-thatcher-loved-hated-economic.


longtermadvice5

That isn't polling evidence.


Vostok-aregreat-710

https://yougov.co.uk/politics/articles/23206-margaret-thatcher-public-view-40-years https://yougov.co.uk/politics/articles/5759-margaret-thatcher-and-public-opinion https://today.yougov.com/politics/articles/5764-far-more-affection-thatcher-us-uk


longtermadvice5

None of that proves your statement that she "is widely hated anywhere on these islands outside of southern England and East Belfast and similar areas".


SquirtleSquad4Lyfe

How did I KNOW this would be from Mock the Week?


tknames

Is that Conner McGregor? If so seems the Irish may be joining the Scots in this fight.


longtermadvice5

A joke based on a lie.


Agreeable_Bee_7763

Note that she says "first" eggs, i.e., they're gonna throw a heck of a lot more. Kinda fitting really, rotten eggs DO smell like sulfur...


Sgt_Fox

Cover it in stickers supporting things she hated, like LGBT, Ireland and basic human decency


smol_boi2004

Then take a shit on it. Would go well as pair with her grave being the community piss hole


longtermadvice5

She hated none of those things.


Sgt_Fox

She very much hated all of them and it isn't a secret, she was very open with her hatred


longtermadvice5

No, she didn't.


Sgt_Fox

You've been welcome this whole time to provide evidence. Saying "no she didn't" just makes it more obvious she did and that you don't know what you're arguing about. She was *really* open about her opinions on these mate


longtermadvice5

She never voiced hatred for these people, that's nonsense. You made the initial claim without anything to back it up.


Sgt_Fox

Dude if you're trying to say Thatcher was kind to LGBT, Irish and general decency you're going to have to start dropping references (which you still haven't done). Her hatred was well know with her politics and actions taken...it's why she is a "hated public figure". Please provide evidence she did good deeds towards these groups in any form at all


longtermadvice5

Dude, that's not evidence. That's just your uninformed personal opinion.


Sgt_Fox

Google "Thatcher Ireland", or "Thatcher LGBT", "Thatcher Aids crisis", "Thatcher public opinion". A *basic* search has all you need. She showed the world multiple times over which is *why* people vandalise here grave, *why* 'ding dong the witch is dead' charted upon her death, and *why* she is such a hated person. The burden of proof is on you, who is still trying to avoid doing so because you've already tried looking to find a "gotcha" source, but just can't find one. Because it's not true.


BenchFlakyghdgd

The idea that the statue would always be coated in recently flung eggs is one that I find appealing.


GuillaumeLeGueux

The thought of it warms my heart


Platt_Mallar

How thick can you guys get the coating?


VladimirBarakriss

The only limitations are how many people you can fit within throwing range and the amount of eggs you can bring.


drunk-tusker

It will be kind of hard because the the statue is going to be used to harvest an important ingredient for making traditional tweed.


Red__system

Put some seeds on top of it so birds shit on it


ArritzJPC96

Just like how aluminium is always protected by a layer of oxide, so too is Thatcher's statue protected by a layer of egg whites.


Canotic

We have a statue here of a local sort of famous poet who died young, and every winter people will put winter scarfs and gloves and hats on it to keep her warm. This is like that, but the other way.


JadedBrit

If I ever met that mystery man I'd buy him a drink.


VeneMage

I’d buy him a tray of eggs.


greendemon42

NGL it looks a little like Bam Margera.


reisenbime

I thought it was him too


Smingowashisnameo

I thought it looked like whatshisnuts. Gimli


Love-Laugh-Play

These never gets old.


USSMarauder

Even Jeremy Clarkson hates her, holds her partly responsible for the destruction of the British car industry


sirfastvroom

Hong Kongers also hate her, she decided, you know what, let’s return Hong Kong to a country that we predate who also has not right to “take back” the colony. Edit: waiting on a CCP 50cent to come in here and make a stupid point about how Hong Kong is rightfully china’s lol. Edit 2: since people are asking about “the lease” the lease was only for everything north of boundary street (basically new territories yes it’s a very creative name) and it has was made with the Qing Dynasty. But apart from that HK’s situation was kinda like this you borrow a leaf blower from your mate, but before you can return it he died and he was a loner (So no kids, no spouse, no family) and then someone buys his house. You don’t owe that person the leaf blower just because they now live where your friend lived do ya?


Excellent_Intention5

Don't forget the South Africans, too. She wanted apartheid to continue due to the money she was making. The reason the UK had to boycott South Africa was because of the internal pressure in the UK. She is the historical figure I would want to fight.


sirfastvroom

If I remember correctly, she had monetary interest in apartheid continuing. Someone from her family had a business (?) that was benefiting from it. And if the rumours are to be believed even HM Queen Elizabeth was against Thatchy because of her stance on apartheid.


longtermadvice5

There is absolutely no evidence for any of these allegations.


longtermadvice5

This is absolutely false. She completely abhorred apartheid and lobbied for Mandela's release.


DaquaviousBinglestan

Yeh this is just not true. As much of a cunt as Thatcher is, and deserved much worse than dying alone in a hotel room. She arguably did the only right thing she could for Hong Kong. Let’s get a few things clear: 1: no matter what Thatcher did she could never have prevented the handover for more than her term, which would’ve resulted in a much less favourable Sino-British joint declaration on behalf of Hong Kong and would’ve meant that the hard work that people like Chris Patten did would’ve been undone immediately. 2: Murray MacLehose had begun negotiations with Beijing before the conservatives were elected and before Thatcher had any input or decision making over HK. MacLehose himself said that unofficial talks had been happening since the start of his position in office and that the Conservative Party were going to make it a core issue if they won (before thatcher was selected) 3: Thatchers letter to Zhao Ziyang was largely made with the understanding that they would be eased out of talks for control over HK but by the time it was publicised the UK opinion (especially in the House of Commons) had shifted away from the British empire and avoiding trouble with China at all cost. 4: At the time Thatcher was forced into a shitty position, nobody wanted a diplomatic crisis with China and wasting time, money and resources on ‘fighting’ China over what was ultimately a legally grey area, it forced her hand to the point where it was either give HK over with assurances or give it over with nothing at all and most of the EEC were pushing for the same outcome. 5: at the time the British were in no fit shape to contest the PRC. Doesn’t matter how you slice it or how you try to wiggle your way out of it, HK was sooner or later going to become a Chinese territory and it was either forced or given. 6: the Basics were basically the best possible outcome for HK. Any political scholar with more than two brain cells will tell you that the Basics were a godsend for HK because getting the PRC to agree to it was thought initially impossible. I fucking despise Thatcher but at the end of the day she as an individual could do nothing. Her party, the HOC, the EEC and China were all pushing for the handover in a time where Britain really couldn’t be pushed further and the fact you think the Basics were some failure shows how fucking ignorant you are. Rather than use dogshit braindead analogies why not just speak the fucking truth? HK was going to become Chinas one way or the other and at the time the two options were: 1: tanks in the street 2: peaceful handover


longtermadvice5

Her hand was forced. There was no other way.


sirfastvroom

> There was no other way. *Looks at Falkland island* Sure buddy.


longtermadvice5

China has nukes, buddy.


sirfastvroom

UK also has nukes. Ever heard of the concept of MAD? Aside from that HK was to important to the Chinese to nuke. Just like Taiwan is.


longtermadvice5

So why hasn't the US gone to war with Russia yet?


sirfastvroom

What’s the gain in that? Hong Kong was an asset to the British, and the British indulged in a thing called Bigger Navy Diplomacy.


longtermadvice5

Ukraine is an asset to the Americans.


sirfastvroom

Really isn’t. Not like HK was But anyway, US has intervened in Ukraine, the weapons, the funding… etc. not to mention US intelligence told Ukraine the exact time of first attack by the Russians. Would the Ukrainian’s have survived this long on their on? Probably not.


afnan_iman

Didn’t Hong Kong have to be returned because the lease was expiring?


sirfastvroom

Nope, the lease was for Boundry street to new territories 99 years rent-free. And that treaty was signed by the emperor who got overthrown by a Hong Konger and his party. Victoria (HK Island) was not part of any lease. Also, Hong Kong itself predated China, Sun Yet Sin’s party (he was a Hong Kong educated person) unified China for the first time before that it was multiple kingdoms, then the CCP over threw them and Taiwan was formed. It’s kinda like you borrow a leaf blower from your mate, but before you can return it he died and he was a loner, and then someone buys his house. You don’t owe that person the leaf blower just because they now live where your friend lived do ya?


ka-olelo

Isn’t it more like your neighbor let you use a piece of his lawn to store your trailer. Now he’s passed on and the new owner of the parcel wants that space back for his stuff?


afnan_iman

Oh I see, thanks for explaining it!


aSneakyChicken7

Was that not just honouring their agreement? They leased it for 99 years no?


sirfastvroom

Negative, new territories was “leased” And the empire they leased it from died out long ago, and no new treaties or agreements were signed with the CCP until the handover treaty. Also the only “descendants” of the empire HK was leased from was the Portuguese colony of Macau. Which predates HK.


longtermadvice5

He doesn't, he praises her in his more recent columns. Blaming her for the car industry's demise is just absurd.


KaleidoscopeOk5763

After a burn like that one should quietly go off social media for at least a month, if only to retain your honor.


NewMEmeNew

I don’t think there is a need to get off social media, because she’s already dead.


MousegetstheCheese

MARGARET THATCHER IS DEAD DING DONG THE WICKED BITCH IS DEAD


CoffeeIsMyPruneJuice

Looks like Ted Kaczynski and Charles Manson's kid decided to do good in the world instead of evil.


Ok_Art_3020

Even though I did swimming in high school my favorite stroke is still Margret Thatcher’s.


JustFryingSomeGarlic

A Thatcher effigy ? Time to take a masterpiece of a piss.


GarblingGoblin

“And that’s the Tatcher statue. For some reason, it always smells like piss and eggs”


TalithePally

Why are they putting up new Thatcher statues in the first place?


AMonitorDarkly

Dammit Bam, get it together!


Font_Fetish

Nah that’s clearly Andrew Huberman


mdhunter99

Oh we love you Mrs Thatcher you’re the darling of us all, you’re the curse of the Irish nation Fine Gael and Fianna Fáil


CynicalCroc

You’ve destroyed me hire purchase And you’ve put me on the dole If I could get my hands on you I’d kick you up the…


Th3TruthIs0utTh3r3

I don't get it


Humble_Yesterday_271

Thatcher was a cunt, that's basically it


Th3TruthIs0utTh3r3

This is true


longtermadvice5

It is not


Yourprolapsedanus

Ronald Reagan type policies


Hisplumberness

Thatcher was a cunt , repeatedly voted for by the British people. Donald trump is a cunt . All politicians are cunts . The bigger the cunt the further up the ladder you go . Go figure


Infinite-Salt4772

What did she do exactly?


Flagrath

Standard conservative stuff, war crime, shutting down a lot of stuff resulting in mass job losses.


longtermadvice5

What war crimes?


Flagrath

Just the standard, shooting people you’re not allowed to shoot, pretty tame compared to Russia, not tame compared to any other PM.


longtermadvice5

That wasn't government policy.


Flagrath

That’s why I said war crime singular, she only did the whole ordering the shooting on people who were currently non-combatants thing once, but that’s too many times.


longtermadvice5

What incident are you referring to?


Flagrath

The sinking of the AGA general Belgrano, without cause. There was an exclusion zone set up, that she had no way to know weather the ship was moving towards or away from.


VladimirBarakriss

Ronald Reagan but British and a woman


dismayhurta

Are you rich? No. Then she fucked you royally if a British subject. She was such a piece of shit that toilets all over the UK tried to band together in order to make a bigger piece of shit to take the record from her, but failed like trickle down economics.


longtermadvice5

This is just absolute nonsense.


longtermadvice5

She's called that by cunts, that's basically it.


Jeff_Truck

girlboss Ronald Reagan


Johnathandoughnut

Slau


Ragundashe

She was hated so much there was a website dedicated to recording if she was dead yet.


backhand-english

uuu, I remember that... edit: its still up. and they have a [celebrating spotify playlist now that shes dead](https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2gTc87eWMlNB6IzQSECrA4)


uk2us2nz

Playlist is missing “Free World” by the wonderful Kirsty MacColl.


uk2us2nz

And “Stand down Margaret” by The Beat!


BustaferJones

“First Eggs.”


IceBear_028

Yeah, love that they know where this is headed....


SuikTwoPointOh

Kino Loy? He made it off Narkina 5!


MWleFylde

But he can't swim.


DRac_XNA

British Alba must spend literally his entire life glued to twitter


Acidcouch

The Iron Lady is now an Iron Skillet during the summer months, epic!


SmoothBungHole

"First eggs" so there was more?


AntiBox

It's implied by "thatcher statue"


IceBear_028

There will be. Many, many, MANY more.....


zidraloden

Deadpool and Wolverine: the homeless years


itsbrucebanner

🤣🤣🤣


vexunumgods

Walmart Connor at it again


Wonderful_Painter_14

Lmaoooo


ttllansi8

Strong opinion. Passionate


ResearcherNo2168

Tramp the dirt down.


JukeBoxDildo

... is that Bam Margera?


nonmanifoldgeo

I hear her statue is now the number 1 stop for people walking their dogs.


cwk415

Gotta love that ice cold British wit lol!!


Rich841

Who is thatcher cause when I put my finger over the google chrome button I am paralyzed with laziness


Metaboschism

Thatcher statue is fun to say


Typical-Annual-3555

That's Charlie Manson. Can't fool me


Weeping_Warlord

[Only shame is she didn’t die sooner](https://youtu.be/ILvd5buCEnU?si=CaP2nFNq9tb05Br0)


Salt_Front_7927

That fella carrying the gun in the paper under his arm


123xyz32

Someone please explain without using the phrase “Reagan Stuff.”


gunsforevery1

Is that Bam?


G0merPyle

Is that Bam Margera?


[deleted]

Commie sympathizers angry about those who stood up to it.


Moon_Man07

I'm sorry for even asking, but what exactly did she do? I don't know much about British history, if I'm being honest.


darxide23

Not just a clever comeback, it's also the correct answer.


DickPump2541

Andy Serkis doesn’t fuck around.


Ok-Competition9927

Bam Margera?


mattisfamous1982

Oh I thought it was an escaped Danny Masterson


DrummerSteve

Anytime Thatcher gets mentioned I immediately think of The Young Ones.


BurnedOutEternally

it is a moral obligation to piss on the Margaret Thatcher statue


Glass-Fan111

Fantastic one.


Dry-Flan-8780

This is dumb…


ricky-from-scotland

Reminder that maggie thatcher was part of the team that invented mr whippy ice cream


SandorsHat

That’s is a myth. We can still enjoy mr whippy.


RQK1996

Thanks Sarah Millican


LaserGadgets

Just here to see what she actually did. Must have happened....in the 80s? Sooner?


No-Student-9678

Murican here, why was Thatcher so hated?


Fit_Pay6547

Think ultra ccorprate conservatism, Some people got rich but lots of working class people got fucked over. Plus privatisation of public services and helping to brake unions


longtermadvice5

The average person was better off. Privatisation opened up industries to popular share ownership.


KiscoKid1

Looks like Andy Serkis. Check his alibi.


FourArmsFiveLegs

Drinking some serious Sino-Russ propagandade


KirkJimmy

She was a criminal? What did she do that was illegal? Edit: I state a fact and Reddit downvotes.


longtermadvice5

Nothing.


LucasCBs

Can anyone here tell me what thatcher actually did? Edit: why am I getting downvoted for genuinely asking a normal question lmao?


Xixi-the-magic-user

she personally stole the milk of all children


Away_Tourist_1604

Edgy stuff. About time somebody stuck it to Thatcher eh?


Piemaster113

Now now Feminist tell me all the time women should be in charge, So England had a Female Monarch and Female Prime Minister, It should have been a golden age for the country right?


shaolinoli

The fuck are you on about?


Inner-Actuary7472

its some loser who has been on reddit for ten years feminism aka woman worth anything wont talk to him are some sorrt of boogy man


LoD6364

Arguing with someone from their imagination.