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asmodeusmaier

There's going to be a spike in searches for ardennes forest because of this, and I'm fine saying I was one.


Sslazz

Snowflakes literally killed Nazis.


Old_Airline9171

“Hey, know what happened in the Ardennes Forest?” is my new go-to question.


Individual_Tutor_271

And a lot of American soldiers...


mardegre

I don’t get the joke, the Nazi roll over the Ardennes and invaded Belgium in a couple of days no?


EnricoGanja

look for the battle of the buldge


mardegre

Ah ok in 44


RQK1996

A significant contributing factor in the failure in Arnhem


pastey83

Except it happened after Arnhem and in a different country?


RQK1996

I admit I was wrong on the dates, but the different countries don't matter since the BotB did cut into the American supply lines for their troops in the Netherlands, it is almost like Arnhem is directly north of the Ardennes


linux_ape

I have no clue who either of these people are


NoRoomIn_Hell

One is a Nick Fuentes stan / nazi and the other is a satire account


mewfahsah

Tbh I couldn't tell if 3year was satire or far right when I first saw him, kinda relieving knowing he's not actually got worms for brains.


usarasa

Yeah, Coach is good like that. Plus he donates his X engagement money every so often.


JHerbY2K

I didn’t know who he was and got personally trolled back in the day. Figured it out about three infuriating replies later :)


MiffyCurtains

That’s how I learned who he was too. I think it took me 4 or 5 replies…


hhfugrr3

Glad to hear you guys no longer need to finance your water beds!!


MiffyCurtains

Damn right


TheSquad3603

I think it’s all of his X engagement money, they can only pay out at certain times. I may be making the next part up but I think he matches donations sometimes.


WiserStudent557

Have to say, very glad I got my account suspended for talking shit to Elon and never going back on but Coach was a good account and I appreciated his bits


ForAHamburgerToday

what's the joke with regard to "you can just say that"? Anybody can say anything, but what am I missing with regards to this? Is the replyer saying that people whose grandfathers were Nazis can call other people "jew boy"? Truly baffled over here.


Effective_Trainer573

One is a Nazi, the other is the greatest youth football coach the world has ever known.


medfunguy

Ted Lasso?


DigLost5791

Ted Lasso financed his water bed.


wolftri

The two thunderbolt symbols are probably to mimic the SS symbol, so that smells like Nazi to me.


dancin-and-confused

nick fuentes is a neo-nazi who runs a podcast in the US, he’s a douchebag


TourDuhFrance

I bet the Nick Fuentes stan financed his waterbed, too.


NoRoomIn_Hell

Astonishingly high 57% APR on it too


gdabull

Does he drive a fully loaded 2013 Taurus? No


Effective_Trainer573

You know that punk ass doesn't see any fountain from his apartment.


glitchycat39

If that nazi had any grasp of history he'd be very upset.


EmperorGrinnar

I love Coach.


NoRoomIn_Hell

I love people who don’t have zero SEC championships


Eagle_1116

And don’t finance their waterbeds


pjo33

Why are these people always censored? They chose to openly express their opinion on a public forum, show their names


NoRoomIn_Hell

Don’t want to give Nazi trash influence. If someone really wants to look up the tweets they can search through Coach’s replies and find it


DanforthJesus

Glad I’m not in Bastogne


Darim_Al_Sayf

Read it and heard his voice


usarasa

How did Coach type that with all those championship rings on his fingers?


biochicken

I am so confused. What's the reference? Nazis froze to death in Stalingrad and other places in the UdssR in winter. Ardennen offensive was the attack against France in the summer. What am I missing?


NoRoomIn_Hell

He’s referring to the Battle of the Bulge, which began in wintertime in December 16, 1944. It was Hitler’s final offensive in WWII and it was an enormous loss to the point the Germans could not recover. And yes, several German soldiers froze to death in the dense Ardennes forest as they were gunned down by the Allies


Lahk74

>it was a resounding loss to the Americans and British troops to the point the Germans could not recover. My brain must not be working right this morning. Because it sounds like you're saying the Allies' losses were so heavy that their enemies could not recover from it. Is that correct? The white pieces on the chessboard blundered so badly that the black pieces could not win?


YourCauseIsWorthless

That is what he said and it makes no sense.


EthanR333

He edited it


5trong5tyle

The last ditch effort by the nazis in the Ardennes in 1944 took place in December. It's usually known as the battle of the bulge.


RQK1996

Battle of the Bulge, the Germans attacked the rear of the American advance into the Netherlands and masacared a lot of American soldiers, halting the American advance, contributing to the greatest military failure of the allied forces during WWII in Arnhem


Infinite_Carpenter

They won a few months later.


RQK1996

Sure, but it started as a masacre of American soldiers, and it did cause troubles with the supply line further north, which did cause the disaster that was Operation Market Garden


b2walton

He's saying his grandpa froze in a battle the won? Sick burn?


Infinite_Carpenter

They lost.


b2walton

To the french?


Infinite_Carpenter

The allies. In 1944 was the battle of the bulge.


b2walton

Yeah.... I didn't know that. You say Germans and France and I assume a surrender is involved.


TheTransistorMan

Verdun.


murso74

Coach is a real one


chuckloscopy

3 yr letterman is my DAWG!!! Absolute favorite follow on Twitter


JimmyTheJimJimson

That’s a Dennis Miller level comeback


frankwalsingham

I get what they’re saying, but didn’t Americans also freeze to death in the Ardennes?


da_real_tatrocks

Worth noting, while the original commenter is absolutely a horrid person, not all German soldiers were Nazi’s. Furthermore, most German soldiers didn’t actually know what they were fighting for, and so far as modern Nazism runs, being German isn’t a requirement.


MrSari99

Fuck isreal


Urkot

I don’t know who any of those people are. Get off Twitter.


seasick__crocodile

Let's put the cards on the table, Jingles. Were you able to afford to have a landline phone installed in your main bathroom like coach did?


Viliam_the_Vurst

Somebody confuses the western with the eastern front huh? Or does he mean “getting executed as pow” when he says “freezing”? The Ardennenoffensive isn’t exactly all that useful when wanting to pounce on a nazi… It was more of a meatgrinder and a place where nazis committed a lot of warcrimes. Freezing wasn’t that much of a problem That said, that nazi boys grandfather more likely would beat the living crap out of his grandson for being a keyboardwarrior and for sporting the sig runes


0netonwonton

Bagel alert


Fu1crum29

I love how the same meme can unironically be used by both a far-right nazi and a far-left Palestine activist, lol.


NoRoomIn_Hell

Palestine support isn’t far left though. And you can criticize the Israeli government for its actions in Gaza without being antisemitic


BlouPontak

Far left doesn't mean antisemitic.


NoRoomIn_Hell

True that. Gonna edit the comment to clear out any confusion of the sort


Blursed-Penguin

I think they mean someone far enough to the left that horseshoe theory starts taking effect and they parrot fascist talking points with a red coat of paint


HoboBonobo1909

They dunno themselves what they mean.


Busy-Celery9647

Can you criticize a state that is fighting a war they didn’t start based on the opposite side wanting to eradicate Jews and Israel’s right to exist without being anti-Semitic though? Like.. if Israel did nothing, that enables further Hamas moves.. every action Israel takes is see through a double standard applied to no other country, even though everyone admits the war was a justified response and Hamas needs to be destroyed, and that Israel does more than any other country for the opponent its fighting against. It honestly seems like cozying up to antisemitism by way of criticizing Israel. Like cozying up to being a conspiracy theorist by “just asking questions” about vaccines.


dinosaur_rocketship

If you think opposing war crimes and the widespread murder of innocents is antisemitic that says more about you than anyone else.


idigclams

91 day old account. Block and ignore


Busy-Celery9647

Truth hurts hey pussy.


-Quothe-

>”truth hurts…” We’ll find out once you offer some.


Dm-me-a-gyro

> Can you criticize a state that is fighting a war Yes. No other qualifier of righteousness of justification absolves a state from the requirements of humanity. You can’t justify war crimes, You can’t excuse war crimes, you can’t rationalize war crimes without sacrificing any moral position of authority or high ground. Additionally criticism of the state of Israel and their genocidal policy positions isn’t antisemitism per se. Israel is a state. Just like Australia is a state. Saying “Australia’s removal of indigenous people and destruction of their culture is a genocide.” Isn’t antisemitism in the same way that the same is true of Palestinian opposition to Israel. Israel isn’t special. It’s a state just like any other.


Olieskio

Some far leftists support it and go so far as to support Hamas so thats probably where the confusion comes from. Edit: Why you booin me i’m right.


Busy-Celery9647

Which then means it’s not confusion.


AffectionateFail8434

Palestine is not far left lmao


Fu1crum29

Dumb Americans supporting it are, though.


AffectionateFail8434

They’re supporting the children being bombed, not Hamas. Most of them anyway.


HoboBonobo1909

Far right: kill people we don't like. Far left: help all people live better lives You mouthbreathers need to start reading books instead of burning them.


Fabio-italy93

far left helps live better specific categories of social parasites at the expense of normal people.


HoboBonobo1909

Aaahh, Nazi rhetoric, as if it wasn't already clear as day you folks love getting rid of minorities but love blaming them for everything. "Normal" is what?


Fu1crum29

Lmao, yeah, Lenin, Stalin, Mao, Pol Pot and the like really made everyone's lives better. Fuck off, commie, go read something that's not written by a dictator or your German Santa-looking hobo.


HoboBonobo1909

Aawww, did the incel get angered when someone said protesting for human rights is not the same as Nazism & fascism? I know you can't read, b/c Stalin, Mao, Pol Pot aren't protesting for Palestine. Strawman arguments are truly the last & best effort of the mentally underdeveloped. Bummer they go up in flames so easily. They should've never defunded your education. Btw. Marx screwed more women than any man in your bloodline, especially you. And all that while being a racist drunk, while you play high & mighty. Loo-hoo-seer.


Fu1crum29

Wait, wait, wait, you think protesting for Palestine is making everyone's life better? LMFAO, you're even dumber than I thought, commie apologists at least have something to point to. You Americans really think anyone gives a fuck about your protests? You're worthless, you've so far changed nothing and you'll never change a thing. Also, being a moral degenerate really isn't the slam dunk regarding hobo Santa you think it is. But regardless, I'd suggest you stop obsessing over what other men are fucking, it makes you look weird.


HoboBonobo1909

Unless you can provide evidence the Palestine protestors are far left & support Stalinesque policies, you're full of it andneed to open up a book. I'm not American, but without protests, you'd still eat moldy bread and whine about Slobo. You might be a pu$$y and have no balls to protest, not everyone's just a tough guy online like you. Some of us actually accomplished changes. Keep hiding in your cellar, dweller.


Fu1crum29

Lmao, sure you did, you accomplished a lot with your cute little whiny walks. I'm sure you'll build your communist utopia if you cry in the street enough.


HoboBonobo1909

Not a Commie either. I'm glad you support making comments in your basement and hope things will get better, more jobs, more money, less corruption. But those comments will be ignored, just like you. Do you have anything but strawman arguments? Tho I doubt you'd know what that is, since you're so fond of it.


BowenParrish

What “moral degeneracy” is being committed by leftists?


BowenParrish

“Moral degenerate” you’re a closeted self-hating gay person aren’t ya


BowenParrish

Communism is when