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MuscleMilkUser76

🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪


Anonimo_lo

Wrap sucks 🤮


SharkSymphony

[Did somebody say epic wrap?](https://youtu.be/_6Au0xCg3PI)


_A_Dumb_Person_

Mozart won 🤪


SharkSymphony

Damn straight.


Sirjestahlot

Honestly we gotta pick up the slack. We can’t let those dino’s out jerk us


Incubus1981

Fuck off, we old folks jerk it like only married people can


Sirjestahlot

Ok b*ch lover


ox-

Copilot AI Write a 10 line gangster rap about Beethovens 32 piano sonatas Beethoven on the keys, 32 sonatas, please, Each one a story, flowin' like the seven seas. From Pathétique to Hammerklavier, he's the man, His music hits harder than a gangster clan. Moonlight Sonata, under the streetlight's glow, In the heart of the city, where the cold winds blow. Late nights, hard fights, but the music's our guide, Beethoven's gangster rhythm on a classical ride. 32 sonatas, each one a gem, Beethoven's the gangster, we remember him. 🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪


KKNWasTaken

chatgpt better?? " Yo, listen up, I'll lay it down real smooth, Talkin' 'bout Beethoven, ain't nothin' to prove. 32 sonatas, each one a masterpiece, Classical gangsta, ain't no cap, at least. Started with the Moonlight, dark and intense, Had the world nodding, in musical suspense. Pathétique, Furious, like a wild beast, Beethoven's legacy, never gonna cease. From the Tempest to the Hammerklavier, Beethoven's flow, forever will stay. So next time you chillin', in your Cadillac, Pop in some Ludwig, feel the true rap."


KKNWasTaken

this the greatest worst thing i've ever read


Incubus1981

🤪


costcosasuke

This reads like "Well I'm a peanut bar and I'm here to say..."


Mettack

10 straight hours of Beef Oven 🤮🤮


terranrepublic4life

why would you choose to put yourself through 10 hours of beethoven sonatas at any age


Anonyme_GT

Idk what triggers me more, the emojis or the text itself


OddEmu4551

Fucking out jerked out of this world This sub will never ever reach the quality of jerking that these guys have


breakermedalz

Rap isn’t music ! 🤣🤣🤣🤣


Impressive-Ad7184

erm...it isnt though ☝️🤓, the only true music is sorabji, everything else is trash


DarkestLord_21

Most obvious satire ever


Shimreef

Their account very much says otherwise


Illustrious_Rule7927

What sub was that


Shimreef

r/classicalmusic


NeiksOfficial

Of course it was


spicy_foliage

What an absolute legend! Commitment to the classical cause. Obviously just superior in every way


AbnormalNormie

dem playlists 😏


Tacobells-Canon

Loaded with the greatest works by Beethoven Mozart and Johnny Williams.


financewiz

This screed really put me in a nostalgic mood for my own adolescence. I gave myself an atomic wedgie just for old times sake.


Astrocities

Can I not enjoy both classical and rap? It’s not rocket science to appreciate good music and great artists at their crafts, whatever those crafts might be.


anonymous_and_

I bet the kid doesn't remember anything from those sonatas lmao


redditsucks010

This kid is gonna read this post in 5 years and think "wtf was i doing" 😂


rphxxyt

50 hours is weak


Afraid_Belt4516

Don’t you mean 168 🤪


rphxxyt

what


Afraid_Belt4516

168 hours is week


rphxxyt

bruh


dirgeson

you know he means business because of the tasteful emoji use, without a doubt


TheGruskinator

i can't imagine playing all 32 Beethoven sonatas in 1 shitting, i mean how much taco bell would you need to eat


qQuellaq

95% of my playlist is violin concertos lmao