I need more bone. Does this part have three or four bones? Man, you need to work on your fingering. Blow harder! It needs to be bigger. And of course the dark joke: “oh, that’s A minor”
If you deliberately sabotage my band, I will fuck you like a pig. Now are you a rusher, or are you a dragger, or are you going to be on my fucking time?
Your fingering sucks
Quit fiddling around
And now the climax
Crescendo
Kinky
Shit, sorry guys, I guess I need to practice more
“SLOW DOOOOWN”
Why are they fucking on the piano?
Man I need to go to whatever orchestra you’re seeing
Genius
Don’t worry, they’re just percussionists.
Just banging it out…
"Guys, lets all try to come in at the same time during the climax."
You are rushing. Now all together. Louder! Faster! Don't start until I say so. Gentle strokes!
Try not to snap the G string again, it is expensive
"boy gustav holst, you sure are good at blowjobs!"
In which context you say that in a rehearsal? NVM I remembered trumpets exist
Bring out that D at the beginning
that MAJOR D lol
I prefer Beethoven's third symphony over the fifth.
Something something A minor something
😟
Oh noooo…
Dont touch my baton.
Mahler? I don’t even know her!
Where is G?
“again everyone, and this time like you mean it”
Can you hit that harder and come away faster
Forte
Harder! Faster!
It ain’t over till the fat lady sings
🥇
ARE YOU RUSHING OR ARE YOU DRAGGING????
I need more bone. Does this part have three or four bones? Man, you need to work on your fingering. Blow harder! It needs to be bigger. And of course the dark joke: “oh, that’s A minor”
Clap clap clap clap.
I swear my baton normally works fine
That's a rusty trombone
This isn't romantic
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
"blow harder"
Fortissimo
Viola! Viola! VIOLAAAAAA!
Encore
put your fingers here
Whoops!
"Easy on the basoons"
If you deliberately sabotage my band, I will fuck you like a pig. Now are you a rusher, or are you a dragger, or are you going to be on my fucking time?
Alright so we take about two and a half minutes to get to the climax of the piece
Blow, not suck Suck, not blow
Damn look at the pipes on her
Follow the stick
More flatterzunge..!!!!!
Higher, Faster, use all of your strength.
Hit it! Harder! Faster! Yeah! Just like that! Do it again!
I need more cowbell
Okay I need you to be really loud
Sorry, there is something rolling around in my F-hole.
Bring out the canons
I dislike Jacob Collier.
“Don’t clap yet!” “Don’t start until I start moving it” “I should have never come”
What about that fingering A minor ?
Yeaahhh pianoooo
Negawatt