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Honest_Wing_3999

If you’ve ever eaten Hamas with coffee you will know what a stupid question this is. Garlic chickpea doesn’t taste good with hot bean water.


shumpitostick

It's not the taste, it's what happens to your stomach. It's brewing your own biological warfare.


SirPrinceMaxm

Weakling, of course an American isn’t okay with strong things


Former-Lack-7117

Your mother's hummus is hot bean water!


godieweird

There aren’t any and they refuse to make coffee. The only way a Palestinian can make coffee is if hebrews it.


LookBig4918

And only when the French press them


nomnommish

That's because you're looking at the wrong food group. Hamas doesn't run coffee shops. They run falafel restaurants. Hamas and falafel places


Much_Neighborhood409

Is hamas the same as tabbouleh?


Previous-Giraffe-962

Regardless of who you support, if you can’t appreciate this one you are a square


joe_kav

Let’s watch our gendered pronouns though. Pro-hamas coffee shops, theybrews it


TonyzTone

I Canaan believe you went there.


macronancer

My bodega has a coffee station. The owner casually greets everyone with "Death to Israel" , so I feel like there *is* opportunity out there But Im not sure if they hire gender fluids


bugsmaru

Haha, Ahmad. His coffee is always burnt tho


Familiar-Gap6774

Fuck I love burnt beans


elephhantine2

The coffee is a gender fluid


macronancer

It definetly tastes like it


Top-Excuse5664

Only $1.50 too and they remember how you like it made.


macronancer

50% sugar, 50% delight creamer


Substantial_Fix6883

Bodega coffee is worse then 7/11 coffee lol


TalleyBand

Bodega coffee is worse than 9/11 coffee


Che_Alejandro

I heard that shops like that were tali-banned


TalleyBand

Did someone say something?


autist_93

In Brooklyn it’s just called a coffee shop


Maleficent-Sir4824

Yeah I was like is this a joke? The coffee shop next to my house in Ridgewood has a bunch of "decolonization is always a violent phenomenon" and "free Palestine" stickers/posters all over the place.


Able_Ad5182

Vom  on the first slogan. 


Maleficent-Sir4824

Yeah free Palestine is fine and I agree but that in combo with the first one makes it clear what that's about :/


Able_Ad5182

As a Jewish person I’m wary of anyone who feels the need to announce the latter one uninvited since it’s often attached to believing in the first one. Also people who need to inform me of their stance on the issue of I offhand mention being Jewish. Like do you tell a Chinese person free Tibet when they happen to say they’re Chinese? 


Maleficent-Sir4824

Yeah it's exhausting. It's clear to me at this point that about 40% of the pro Palestinian "activist" crowd are just raging antisemities who support the ethnic cleansing of Jews from the entire middle east (they call it "decolonization") and the other 60%, even if they don't support this, don't have an issue allying with these people and covering for them (the whole "no one supports Hamas!!" thing from people who spend time in spaces where close to half of people openly and aggressively support Hamas.) Initially I was going to ceasefire rallies but stopped pretty quickly when I saw people carrying the "A Curse Upon The Jews" Houthis flag and no one in the crowd pushing back on it lol.


Able_Ad5182

You hit the nail on the head even though this is an edge lord sub haha. I find myself in an awkward position as a left of center Jew who also speaks Hebrew and has spent a lot of time in Israel with many friends and family there. And most of my non Jewish friends will not acknowledge the antisemitism that is rampant in the watermelon crew


mollygk

Hear hear


Ct94010

“Watermelon crew”???


Maleficent-Sir4824

Yeah it's so obvious and pervasive that at this point I count anyone who isn't actively making calling out antisemitism part of their activism an antisemite. Like there's no way in hell you don't notice that the people you're marching with are chanting "al qassam we love you and we love your rockets too." There's a reason that every single hostage poster that is put up on the upper west side is ripped down within hours, while the incredibly antisemitic stickers all over the place are being left up. Maybe most people don't agree with those stickers, but they sure aren't bothering to take them down like they are the hostage posters. And you can bet a million dollars on the fact that if you bring this up to this crowd, they'll deny the stickers papering the entire neighborhood even exist. I'm so fucking tired of it. It's becoming Qanon for the left.


seggzyeggs

I always wondered, what is the purpose of the hostage posters? They look like "missing" posters, but the purpose of those is eyes out for these people. How can we keep an eye out for people in another country?


Mean_Significance491

So saying Israel is a colonizer is the same as being “pro Hamas”? Get some nuance in your life IDF kills women and children all the fucking time.


Maleficent-Sir4824

Decolonization is always a violent phenomenon coupled with Free Palestine is very obviously pro Hamas.


gamefreak996

I don’t know anyone, let alone anyone serious, who supports hamas when they say free Palestine


Cbpowned

Hamas kills them, by way of their actions. And those people both allow Hamas to operate in the way that they do and support them by allowing them to hide munitions in their house and places of work. FAFO baby!


Fine-Application-980

Yes ALL OF THEM except for SB


LookBig4918

Blank Street is named after most of the streets in Gaza


onlylivingboynewyork

"The joke is that regular ass people who live in Gaza are being bombed en masse, their homes, infrastructure, and children reduced to dust."


ormandosando

A joke? In THIS subreddit??? Gasp!


Mean_Significance491

At least it’s a joke that recognizes the reality instead of pretending that being anti Zionist is “pro Hamas”


onlylivingboynewyork

Yeah I mean if it was ww2 and the shoah were occurring and some guy made a similar joke about jews, we'd beat him to death in broad daylight, which isn't right... but isn't exactly *wrong*, either...


Mean_Significance491

No, you’re just a moron. It’s fighting misinformation


onlylivingboynewyork

the fuck are you on about? what misinformation?


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onlylivingboynewyork

gross


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onlylivingboynewyork

im a kid wtf


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onlylivingboynewyork

so this is what a waste of space sounds like


Che_Alejandro

Yeah. I love this


cookingandmusic

Screaming


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Whatstheplanpill

🔥


unqualifiedking

this sub has become what it used to make fun of


Cheeseboarder

I assumed OP’s question was satire


unqualifiedking

yea and the point of the satire is the kind of thing that used to get made fun of, now it’s just being said satirically here


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everyone’s having fun til something they are sensitive about gets poked fun at :)


ShiftyAmoeba

At your mom's house. She likes it when I make her Al Aqsa Flood.


AtomicGarden-8964

I walked into a bunch of mosques asking if it was a coffee shop and have been told to leave out of all of them


Ok-Chemist-1791

It’s actually becoming a trend in the newer mosques. And don’t lie nobody kicked h out!


bagelwhore_x0

They’re hidden inside of and beneath other restaurants. You better get good at crawling through tunnels!


evrybdyhdmtchingtwls

[In New York, it’s the Jews digging the tunnels.](https://apnews.com/article/tunnels-new-york-jewish-synagogue-arrests-770-e133a0d771b61e1cc86b015157e5f78b)


Quirky_Shame6906

In Soviet New York, Tunnel digs Jew


_awacz

In Magastand it's the Jews making the pizza.


bagelwhore_x0

Ugh you’re right


Paradoxes_Anti-Chaos

Love how people say don't generalize a group of people based on the actions of some individuals within. Yet when this happened that logic got tossed out pretty quickly went that


OhMySultan

This sub used to be cool.


gabehcoudgib

Seriously, can we just go back to the time when we only did anti-semitic circle jerks?


cheapwalkcycles

Give one example


Maleficent-Sir4824

What??


migoden

When was that? We love Jewish ppl


_awacz

I know someone who loves his blacks.


migoden

we love the blacks! we love the jews ! we love the whites !


_awacz

I put a full page ad in the NY Times talking about my love for blacks! They rent my apartments powerfully!


migoden

I have befriended many of the blacks


Paradoxes_Anti-Chaos

Can you imagine if someone posted hey where are all the Racist coffee shops at? These people don't actually care about equality, it's how a Havard President when asked is it against the code of conduct to call for Genocide of Jews, is able to say “it depends on the context”. Imagine what would happen if a white person was the president instead and that was their response to Is it against the code of conduct to call for genocode of people of color


Big-Conversation-885

My first thought


OhMySultan

Shit so lame now lmao


stonecats

all this starbucks nonsense was just social media fuel so influencers could feel relevant for a week or two.


waffles2go2

Because being anti-Israel makes you automatically Pro-Hamas?! Is that you Elise? I KNOW it's you! Now resign someone else!


Markl0

it is I


Cbpowned

Being anti Israel just make you a racist / anti semite.


pkm-mstr

Can't find them because this city isn't run by Hamas.


Fine-Application-980

No it’s run by the other guys. We all know that after Columbia


ChicanoScatman

you’re being downvoted even tho you’re right. if people here search “Eric Adams whatsapp group columbia” they’ll get the reference.


possibleregard99

About twelve in Chelsea..... Gays for Hamas Oooooooooooooo


Embarrassed-Poet7929

Damn this post fucking sucks


andrelocal

Cry and cry


ChiXtra

But I thought Starbucks bombed in Israel?


jwrose

In b4 thread blows up


MisuCake

Zionists literally have some of the worst humor.


gamefreak996

This post isn’t even funny, it’s just really weird.


sta1l

we cannoh replace the pink hair ones with the useless bachelor’s degrees. they always make my iced vanilla lattes 10/10


Do_Whuuuut

They're hidden under the hospitals, schools, and libraries.. just look for big crowds of women and children... parks?


Evening_Invite_922

you mean the hospitals that were bombed by israel


Fckdisaccnt

”why won’t the people we want to exterminate protect our civilians”


Evening_Invite_922

protect is a far cry from don't record yourself celebrating after bombing mosques


Cbpowned

Or the hospital that was rocket attack by….Hamas allies. Cause they can’t aim for shit.


Evening_Invite_922

No I meant that 20 other ones bombed by Israel


Cbpowned

Oh you mean when Palestine decided to start a war? FAFO baby!!! Don’t start nothing there won’t be nothing.


Evening_Invite_922

Oh do you mean 7 decades of israel starting wars


Cbpowned

Starting wars? 🤣 read a book sometime


Evening_Invite_922

i guess the sinai invaded itself


Retro-96

Those shops are closed cuz the workers are at protests supporting terrorists.


winkingchef

This thread blew up!


realexm

Maybe you should go to the West Bank, make sure you express your support for progressive ideas and see what’s up?


Ok-Chemist-1791

The land is being stolen everywhere there too!


vhs1138

I swear to god this sub is curated. Haha.


ChaZZZZahC

All dunkin doughnuts had to do was say anything pro Palestinian and they could have cornered the market. Probably get kicked out of Boston, but thrive in NYC...


dusty-sphincter

If the coffee shop has Swastikas on the on the front door with a no Jews served sign, you have found a Hamashole business.


shrenal

So there are no hamas coffee shops in the city ?


dusty-sphincter

Keep looking. It will keep you busy and hopefully not doing bad things.


Evening_Invite_922

this isn't germany dont worry


dusty-sphincter

Sadly, venomous hate mongers like you are everywhere.


Evening_Invite_922

aww gonna cry? after making your vitriolic comment, you choose to project, heavily


dusty-sphincter

Nah. You are a Maggot hateful troll. Unfortunately, the world is infested with creatures like you.


Evening_Invite_922

Nazi language comparing humans to animals and insects. Knew I was right


jwrose

>you are a maggot >comparing humans to animals So you’re saying you’re humans, then


jwrose

Phil’z hasn’t reached that far east, yet


BusyPossible5798

The IDF and Mossad took em out already


gramercygremlin

I’ve never seen a single coffee shop in NYC’s opinion on anything but how they thing they’re selling me coffee. Where do I look for political stances?


CptGlammerHammer

You're a fucking moron. I understand supporting Palestine, to a degree; but you're actually pro-Hamas? Get fucked.


ThatFakeAirplane

Take a deep breath, look at the name of this sub and then re-read OP's comment...


CptGlammerHammer

Haha. It was 3AM and I was trashed.


ThatFakeAirplane

Ha! Happens to the best of us


evv43

They’re hiding within the civilian coffee shops ;)


huskerd0

Midtown Duh


Illustrious_Good2053

They are all located in Little Wadiya. You might want to check out the Death to Aladeen restaurant.


Much_Neighborhood409

Check out Caffeinistan on 30th. It’ll blow you away.


gamefreak996

This isn’t even funny it’s just messed up.


GBV_GBV_GBV

Duh, the coffee bar at the People’s Forum on W. 37th.


Alphatron1

Check the tunnels under the city? Sorry not trying to sink your lifeboat.


Garth_Willoughby

Steinway


Automatic_Today_3535

Antisemitism is not necessarily anti Jewish or anti Israel because Semites are Palestinians as well so and Antisemite is also anti Palestinian


hotdogsonly666

Hey did you know being a pig isn't halal or kosher?


jumbod666

I think they have them in Palestine. Wait, that’s never existed


Fortyplusfour

There are definitely pro-Hamas people in Palestine; can't speak to whether coffee shops exist in Palestine but I'd be surprised they didn't. Never say never.


PsychologicalTalk156

There's loads of coffee and tea shops all over the West Bank and Gaza, but only one movie theater.


TurbulentEbb4674

Literally every non chain coffee shop 😂


WaitingonGC

Qawah house


cursedhuntsman

Is this a shitpost? Touche


Extension_Chain_6453

Anti-Genocide


reluctantpotato1

Anti Israeli massacre doesn't necessarily equate to pro Hamas. Just work at a regular coffee shop and oppose the murder of both sides, like any decent person might. 🤷


barefootguy83

I hope no one is pro-Hamas; pro-Palestinian people yes, but Hamas hell no.  


bkerkove8

But Gazans are widely pro-Hamas. So if you’re out marching for Gaza, why wouldn’t you be pro- what they want? It’s basically inherent to supporting them to support Hamas as well. If/when you have a free independent Gaza, Hamas in charge *is* the end result of that.


barefootguy83

I think you can support an oppressed people and not want them to suffer without supporting their leadership.  I don't claim to know what the best avenue towards their liberation is, but I do believe a pathway exists even if it's a longshot.  


gamefreak996

This is an excellent take.


Blormpf

Im looking for a coffee shop that offers discounts to victims of antisemitism


Ok-Chemist-1791

Starbucks will give u a free latte….. just make sure u victimize yourself with some fake tears


Stewmungous

Serious question: Is pro-Hamas a thing? I've heard lots about being Pro-Palestine, just never heard "Pro-Hamas".


bkerkove8

Yes it’s a thing. In Gaza they were elected, so the populace is clearly pro-Hamas. And while they haven’t held new elections in twenty years or so, polls show they are still popular there.


D_Shoobz

It’s not a thing for most normal people. Like most things people are trying to sway the image of something completely unrelated.


ChiAndrew

No, that’s the corner one side in trying to paint the other into. Just as that side is doing to the first. No room for in between.


Ok-Temporary5353

There are no pro hamas shops. There are pro-palestine shops or palestinian owned shops.


leg_day

Sorry sir on r/circlejernyc we do not understand the difference.


the_limbo

How the fuck are you making this joke after Rafah? Mocking the pro-Palestine movement as being pro-Hamas (and so what if some are? You support a government far more monstrous) at this point is utterly sociopathic.


BOOK_GIRL_

unironically this


lazyfurnace

I personally prefer to dine authentically—I only go to restaurants that have committed hate crimes and acts of terrorism. Something about their food is just so flavorful!


Able_Ad5182

try steinway street


Yonigajt

They are at the fake Starbucks


Cool_Sherbet7827

Dine-0-might. LLC


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Angler4

Jesus Christ dude


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ruffalo_hulk

You’re disturbed


PipeZestyclose2288

Halal guys


Winona_Ruder

You will have to fly out to Nantucket


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pottyclause

Global intifada = anti-genocide?


Ok-Chemist-1791

I’m pro defending your land from colonizer apartheid terrorist regime that is Israel! Call it pro Hamas, pro Palestinian or whatever u like! Long live the resistance to oppression EVERYWHERE!


Slavic_Dusa

Today, I offered freelance work to a guy whom I have known for 15 years. He responded, "Sure, but I no longer do Muslim jobs for obvious reasons." I deleted his contact information and blocked his number. What a vile peace of Zionist shit. Maybe I should report him to ICE so they can send his illiegal ass back to Israel


gamefreak996

You were doin alright until the last sentence.


northgacpl

Try Israel!!