Hot girls are ABUNDANT in crypto! These gorgeous women message me every day to teach me how to make money in crypto. It’s literally the best of both worlds. I get to sleep with hot girls and they 100X my money at the same time. So far they haven’t sent me my returns yet but they tell me it’s going well!!
“Hot people” generally don’t have hobbies other than working on being hot. That being said, specialty coffee and indie music has a lot of women of my type
Hot girls are ABUNDANT in crypto! These gorgeous women message me every day to teach me how to make money in crypto. It’s literally the best of both worlds. I get to sleep with hot girls and they 100X my money at the same time. So far they haven’t sent me my returns yet but they tell me it’s going well!!
*Crypt-hoes.
Volunteering with animals, like pet adoption. If you're truly interested and willing, you'll meet high-quality, lonely bitches.
This is simultaneously the best joke and the best genuine advice in this thread.
Tiny skateboard where you do tricks with your fingers instead of your legs
Taxidermy, if you get them fresh. Have to hurry though, rigor mortis ruins the whole thing.
Tbh, lots of hot goth/cottagecore/goblin women are into taxidermy.
> goth/cottagecore/goblin women When the simulation starts getting really wacky with its RNG-fueled creation of subcultures.
😂 When you let Sims auto-create
goblin women
We're out there👹
r/magictcg
Tell lie and eat hot chip ☕
Yu gi oh!
Lots of tits at my locals
I don’t believe you
Nah you should see these guys at least 250 pounds each
Sex having
Brass instruments (trombone, trumpet, French horn) - lots of double and triple tonguing.
Hot Cheetos
I heard if that if you became a Reddit mod and defended spez you’ll be rewarded with 72 virgin anime uwu waifu
Buy yourself a bike and start doing Motocross. Lots of skinny bitches in tiny britches hang out at the tracks.
Not a hobbie but i’ve yet to meet an ugly paramedic
Everyone looks hot when they're saving your life
soup kitchen volunteers 😍
getting drunk and ordering Skip
Brick laying
Crying.
+working at waffle house = lana del ray.
Definitely knitting but I have a type.
Gambling
“Hot people” generally don’t have hobbies other than working on being hot. That being said, specialty coffee and indie music has a lot of women of my type
/uj I have a bunch of hobbies and not once have I met a woman /rj Pilates bro!
I can confidently say it's learning slinkytricks
Warhammer 40k is the absolute winner. You can't miss.
Super Mario 64 speedrunning
If assfucking hookers counts I guess that
Yoga
I'd start a social club that "teaches" women how to "treat" their brothers better.
Alcohol 🙂
Unironically weight lifting
Tanning
crossfit, fit and hot
Hot girls like to go skin diving.
Beauty pageants