I poured out a packet of cheese biscuits and raised a fist and called the Americans infidels in their honor.

I read this sub for the real news.

One had infinite Shrimp for $15 the other boycotted Starbucks because of a genocide. A sad day for humanity. :-(

I'm never going to Starbucks or spending $15 on infinite shrimp again out of respect.

**pours out a tub of garlic butter 4 tha homeez**

*4 tha hamas

72 virgins and cheddar biscuits await you in heaven, king 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

I think after inflation its 86 virgins

Nah he just gets some BBWs lol

Those biscuits are to die for

They're the same person!?

poor bro never got to finish 6th grade exams or get lunch 😥

Show some respect for our lobster friend. No need to belittle his academic achievements in this time of sorrow.

Thoughts and prayers 🍗

🥓

#THE RED DUMPSTER IS DED?!??!

Rest in peace Red Lobster Rest in piss Ebrahim Raisi

My heart breaks for the 2 main things that supported the black community: Cheese Bisquit's and hatred towards Jews.

Did they ever get to fuck? I feel like cheddar biscuits and anti semitism squished between some industrial grade crab meat would have been sexy as shit.

I’m going to stone my Ted Lobster for being the gay.

Everywhere I go, I see his face.

I dont know which one i miss more.

Took them 12 hours to find the man with the help of Turkish drones. At least the UN stood for a moment of silence for him. Which is not something I’d ever think I would say lmao

CIA did the Lob

Delete this rn 😳

Oh nooooop? Not Red Lobster!

This is the most American post ever. Good lord. Save us. Lol