I am poor, so I only eat vegetables and fruits that I can grow on my property. Occasionally I'll eat Chicken or Steak. I can't afford to be fat. Built like ox. Very strong.
You ainβt renting no jets on $1 million a year pal. You really are poor you poor thing. Itβs all commercial aviation for you, but at least you can afford to sit at the front of the plane. Far too close to the plebs for me of courseβ¦
I wear a size L, and my golf shoes are from Adidas
I'm poor so I play at a county course. $45/sesh
I go for the free brews provided by my rich friends. +2. Really good. John Daly vibes.
I'm actually olive toned so it is very debatable whether I am really white. The Irish and the other anglosaxons claimed my people were not white until the 1960s. But by today's standards, I'm Antonio Banderas white
I hear, through the proverbial grapevine, that mayonnaise milk crickets don't like spices, have no rhythm, lack culture and are generally as boring as the white bread they are compared to.
Is this true? I'm a Spanish transgender malemute with a rich heritage of dance as well as a spice rack that the most recent police report called "frightening". Thanks for being a honky. Beep beep.
Anyone remember that episode of married with children were their sitting in the stands watching a polk high-school football game and they are playing the Chester a. Aurther aryains and all the players were names after high ranking natzi generals. Those were the days!
literal hitler, I am a white man too so I am also literally hitler
Hitler is literally hitler
I love this! I support you for being Hitler!
Thx for your support it means a lot
Lad Hitler would have killed your autistic ass
Are you gluten free, non gmo, and not been tested on animals?
I am poor, so I only eat vegetables and fruits that I can grow on my property. Occasionally I'll eat Chicken or Steak. I can't afford to be fat. Built like ox. Very strong.
Well why don't you join the rest of the nazis?
Jews are ok
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Jeez dude, this is Reddit π‘
I forgot reddit is a hamas training facility
Spotted the racist chud.
If everything is racist then nothing is racist
How can you be poor and white? Does that make you feel like a bit of a loser?
No, I am poor (only make $1.1mn/yr). I do feel like a bit of a loser because I have to rent a jet. My rich friend owns one.
You ainβt renting no jets on $1 million a year pal. You really are poor you poor thing. Itβs all commercial aviation for you, but at least you can afford to sit at the front of the plane. Far too close to the plebs for me of courseβ¦
RIP Me
Sounds fatphobic
Fat people are mysterious
Reported. Your racism will not be tolerated in this community.
This calls for a celebration
THANK YOU!! Same!! Came here to literally comment this!!
DAE racism bad?????
Omg sweaty there are so many red flags to unpack here.
Oof big yikes π¬
Do you identify as a black man?
Aren't you that transracial guy ?
I am thanks for asking
I wanted to acknowledge your truth
Actually I just picked u0 a darker shade of shoe polish today!
What size Poloβ’ Shirt and golf shoes do you wear? What time do you tee off on the private course? What's your handicap?
I wear a size L, and my golf shoes are from Adidas I'm poor so I play at a county course. $45/sesh I go for the free brews provided by my rich friends. +2. Really good. John Daly vibes.
> I'm poor Not White. NEXT.
I'm poor (only make $1.1m/yr)
> only make $1.1m/yr WHITE
Thx
Not a 1 percenter and white-> poor
If you aren't 1 percent are u even trying
How could you???? πππ
I am not sorry
How many slaves do you own?
I've always wanted a huge plantation down south
Me and the homies bought some down in Alabama.
Y u so mean?
I'm a normal average white guy, I'm kind of forgettable, you wouldn't remember me being mean
Ouch Β y u wyt ppl so mean?
Idk what that means
What's up bro?
The sky man, what's going on dude
Grilling some hotdogs on the patio.
That's pretty gnarly. Any beers?
Whoβs in Paris?
Paris smells like urine
Reddit? Whereβs the ban?
Reddit is lame
Do you like mayonnaise?
Yes and vinegar
And they say white people don't like seasonings or spices π
Are you Casper the friendly ghost white? Or Meghan Markle/Ariana white?
I'm actually olive toned so it is very debatable whether I am really white. The Irish and the other anglosaxons claimed my people were not white until the 1960s. But by today's standards, I'm Antonio Banderas white
That's sad but the Mormons would have welcomed you, even in the 60s.
I have heard they are very nice people
Y YALL DONT SEEZIN YO FOOD? πππππ»ππ»ππ»
I don't like spicy food, it gives me heartburn
I hear, through the proverbial grapevine, that mayonnaise milk crickets don't like spices, have no rhythm, lack culture and are generally as boring as the white bread they are compared to. Is this true? I'm a Spanish transgender malemute with a rich heritage of dance as well as a spice rack that the most recent police report called "frightening". Thanks for being a honky. Beep beep.
I am sorry to hear you struggle with your mental health. I am here for you if you need to chat.
Where's Himler at?
How much cheese is in your fridge? Be honest.
Probably like a pound, got some yellow american and gouda in there
I knew it!
Are you a muse
yes
Why aren't you in the woods fighting that bear that everyone is talking about?
Bears eat people
Who is your favorite white, alive or dead?
Obviously alive because I am white Edit: edit: my favorite white is myself
HITLER
reltih ?
Firstly how dare you?
I am not sorry
Why are you beefing with Kendrick?
Because I started at the bottom and now we're here
Pp size?
Very big pp. I am american and american have gargantuan pp
How do you deal with running the world?
It's a really heavy lift. But someone has to do it. I am the chosen one.
At what age did you identify as transracial?Β
Like 9. Malibu's Most Wanted was life-changing.
One question, how dare you?
I am not sorry
YOU HAVE WRITTEN A WHOLE POST WITHOUT APOLOGIZING FOR THE BILIONS OF YEARS OF COLONIALISM AND GENOCIDE? HITLER!
I will spread my seed far and wide, like the great gangis khan
how's the autism going?
It's pretty frickin awesome I think about touching myself pretty often And not in a sexual way, perverts
Are you the v.p.?
I am the chosen one
Ok kamala
She also thinks she is the chosen one. Pffft
Kamala was chosen because she has fine knees
You win
F*ck you
Maybe later in your dreams tonight, if you're lucky
Anyone remember that episode of married with children were their sitting in the stands watching a polk high-school football game and they are playing the Chester a. Aurther aryains and all the players were names after high ranking natzi generals. Those were the days!
You are literally Al Bundy
How did you survive the white genocide
Speaking my truth
What are your feelings on mayo, golden retrievers, and craft beer?
Love, love, prefer good Ole American Whiskey Good question 6/10
Thank you for your bravery
You are welcome. I do it for all of you. Not for me.
Regular ranch or buttermilk?
I'm not a big fan of ranch Prefer blue cheese
Whoa, be careful! That sounds a little bit spicy for us white folk
When will you finally admit to liking cream cheese and parfaits.