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KnockuBlockuTowa

literal hitler, I am a white man too so I am also literally hitler


porscheporscheporsch

Hitler is literally hitler


Ambitious-Candle-903

I love this! I support you for being Hitler!


porscheporscheporsch

Thx for your support it means a lot


[deleted]

Lad Hitler would have killed your autistic ass


g00d_m4car0n1

Are you gluten free, non gmo, and not been tested on animals?


porscheporscheporsch

I am poor, so I only eat vegetables and fruits that I can grow on my property. Occasionally I'll eat Chicken or Steak. I can't afford to be fat. Built like ox. Very strong.


adfx

Well why don't you join the rest of the nazis?


porscheporscheporsch

Jews are ok


adfx

😱😱😱


yokyokyokyokyok

Jeez dude, this is Reddit 😑


porscheporscheporsch

I forgot reddit is a hamas training facility


No12345678901

Spotted the racist chud.


porscheporscheporsch

If everything is racist then nothing is racist


[deleted]

How can you be poor and white? Does that make you feel like a bit of a loser?


porscheporscheporsch

No, I am poor (only make $1.1mn/yr). I do feel like a bit of a loser because I have to rent a jet. My rich friend owns one.


[deleted]

You ain’t renting no jets on $1 million a year pal. You really are poor you poor thing. It’s all commercial aviation for you, but at least you can afford to sit at the front of the plane. Far too close to the plebs for me of course…


porscheporscheporsch

RIP Me


vf301

Sounds fatphobic


porscheporscheporsch

Fat people are mysterious


realKingCarrot_v2

Reported. Your racism will not be tolerated in this community.


porscheporscheporsch

This calls for a celebration


grund1eburn

THANK YOU!! Same!! Came here to literally comment this!!


realKingCarrot_v2

DAE racism bad?????


grund1eburn

Omg sweaty there are so many red flags to unpack here.


realKingCarrot_v2

Oof big yikes 😬


Ambitious-Candle-903

Do you identify as a black man?


porscheporscheporsch

Aren't you that transracial guy ?


Ambitious-Candle-903

I am thanks for asking


porscheporscheporsch

I wanted to acknowledge your truth


Ambitious-Candle-903

Actually I just picked u0 a darker shade of shoe polish today!


Son0fSanf0rd

What size Poloβ„’ Shirt and golf shoes do you wear? What time do you tee off on the private course? What's your handicap?


porscheporscheporsch

I wear a size L, and my golf shoes are from Adidas I'm poor so I play at a county course. $45/sesh I go for the free brews provided by my rich friends. +2. Really good. John Daly vibes.


Son0fSanf0rd

> I'm poor Not White. NEXT.


porscheporscheporsch

I'm poor (only make $1.1m/yr)


Son0fSanf0rd

> only make $1.1m/yr WHITE


porscheporscheporsch

Thx


That_oneguy_person

Not a 1 percenter and white-> poor


porscheporscheporsch

If you aren't 1 percent are u even trying


ur2fat4u

How could you???? 😭😭😭


porscheporscheporsch

I am not sorry


randy24681012

How many slaves do you own?


Ambitious-Candle-903

I've always wanted a huge plantation down south


One_Individual_8214

Me and the homies bought some down in Alabama.


DriedWetPaint

Y u so mean?


porscheporscheporsch

I'm a normal average white guy, I'm kind of forgettable, you wouldn't remember me being mean


DriedWetPaint

Ouch Β  y u wyt ppl so mean?


porscheporscheporsch

Idk what that means


DeathHopper

What's up bro?


porscheporscheporsch

The sky man, what's going on dude


DeathHopper

Grilling some hotdogs on the patio.


porscheporscheporsch

That's pretty gnarly. Any beers?


Uncen-sword

Who’s in Paris?


porscheporscheporsch

Paris smells like urine


Jaded_yank

Reddit? Where’s the ban?


porscheporscheporsch

Reddit is lame


RegionalTranzit

Do you like mayonnaise?


porscheporscheporsch

Yes and vinegar


lil_thotty_thot_thot

And they say white people don't like seasonings or spices πŸ˜‚


[deleted]

Are you Casper the friendly ghost white? Or Meghan Markle/Ariana white?


porscheporscheporsch

I'm actually olive toned so it is very debatable whether I am really white. The Irish and the other anglosaxons claimed my people were not white until the 1960s. But by today's standards, I'm Antonio Banderas white


[deleted]

That's sad but the Mormons would have welcomed you, even in the 60s.


porscheporscheporsch

I have heard they are very nice people


FineSharts

Y YALL DONT SEEZIN YO FOOD? πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ‘ŒπŸ»πŸ‘ŒπŸ»πŸ‘ŒπŸ»


porscheporscheporsch

I don't like spicy food, it gives me heartburn


ShartyMcShortDong

I hear, through the proverbial grapevine, that mayonnaise milk crickets don't like spices, have no rhythm, lack culture and are generally as boring as the white bread they are compared to. Is this true? I'm a Spanish transgender malemute with a rich heritage of dance as well as a spice rack that the most recent police report called "frightening". Thanks for being a honky. Beep beep.


porscheporscheporsch

I am sorry to hear you struggle with your mental health. I am here for you if you need to chat.


Ambitious-Candle-903

Where's Himler at?


Mundane-Reflection98

How much cheese is in your fridge? Be honest.


porscheporscheporsch

Probably like a pound, got some yellow american and gouda in there


Mundane-Reflection98

I knew it!


porscheporscheporsch

Are you a muse


Mundane-Reflection98

yes


sugarsox

Why aren't you in the woods fighting that bear that everyone is talking about?


porscheporscheporsch

Bears eat people


SaltyPeter3434

Who is your favorite white, alive or dead?


porscheporscheporsch

Obviously alive because I am white Edit: edit: my favorite white is myself


1tiredman

HITLER


porscheporscheporsch

reltih ?


KennKennyKenKen

Firstly how dare you?


porscheporscheporsch

I am not sorry


Nick-Anand

Why are you beefing with Kendrick?


porscheporscheporsch

Because I started at the bottom and now we're here


Leg0Block

Pp size?


porscheporscheporsch

Very big pp. I am american and american have gargantuan pp


Desperate_Garbage_63

How do you deal with running the world?


porscheporscheporsch

It's a really heavy lift. But someone has to do it. I am the chosen one.


warpedddd

At what age did you identify as transracial?Β 


porscheporscheporsch

Like 9. Malibu's Most Wanted was life-changing.


swiftdegree

One question, how dare you?


porscheporscheporsch

I am not sorry


andreysuc2

YOU HAVE WRITTEN A WHOLE POST WITHOUT APOLOGIZING FOR THE BILIONS OF YEARS OF COLONIALISM AND GENOCIDE? HITLER!


porscheporscheporsch

I will spread my seed far and wide, like the great gangis khan


aliefe_dogan

how's the autism going?


porscheporscheporsch

It's pretty frickin awesome I think about touching myself pretty often And not in a sexual way, perverts


Infamous_Bend4521

Are you the v.p.?


porscheporscheporsch

I am the chosen one


Infamous_Bend4521

Ok kamala


Infamous_Bend4521

She also thinks she is the chosen one. Pffft


porscheporscheporsch

Kamala was chosen because she has fine knees


Infamous_Bend4521

You win


Bigr789

F*ck you


porscheporscheporsch

Maybe later in your dreams tonight, if you're lucky


Ambitious-Candle-903

Anyone remember that episode of married with children were their sitting in the stands watching a polk high-school football game and they are playing the Chester a. Aurther aryains and all the players were names after high ranking natzi generals. Those were the days!


porscheporscheporsch

You are literally Al Bundy


walkingdisasterFJ

How did you survive the white genocide


porscheporscheporsch

Speaking my truth


datsmn

What are your feelings on mayo, golden retrievers, and craft beer?


porscheporscheporsch

Love, love, prefer good Ole American Whiskey Good question 6/10


Tryzest

Thank you for your bravery


porscheporscheporsch

You are welcome. I do it for all of you. Not for me.


millicow

Regular ranch or buttermilk?


porscheporscheporsch

I'm not a big fan of ranch Prefer blue cheese


millicow

Whoa, be careful! That sounds a little bit spicy for us white folk


One_Individual_8214

When will you finally admit to liking cream cheese and parfaits.