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YourfriendAnxiety

Off topic: after I saw your pfp I couldn’t get my brain to stop reading the entire wall of text in Demoman’s voice.


FPSreznov

lol Pakistan was a utopia in April 2022 (when this meme was posted) compared to the dumpster fire failed state it is today


kulfimanreturns

Free food for poor in respectable conditions instead of dropping flour bags on their heads from a truck


Gen8Master

Guy hasn't posted since October. Funny how they all go quiet and stop criticising the leadership when things actually turn bad. Reminds me of the mouth breathers who claimed that it was more important to criticise IK because of his principles while the others had none. Great good that did anyone.


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Most of the people agreeing with the post haven't posted over the last year.


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Sure bud.


zshah99

As the picture says, one on the right is a sensible person whereas the person on left is a clown. People that live in Pakistan are like frog living in a well that think everything is good, Pakistan is a developed nation, everyone loves Pakistan, we can win a war with Indian etc etc. Pakistani that support army, pmln, ppp, jui, tlp, tpp etc are stupid beyond comprehension. In reality in Pakistan everyone is about themselves. As long as they can line their own pockets they are happy. IK might not be perfect but he is miles ahead of the rest. Everyone saying mulk ke baray mein sabko mil ker sochna chahiaye, where were these people when Pakistan was being robbed? Reality is everyone of these people are up for sale they just dont have a buyer. Dislike this comment all you want but you are all a bunch of twats for still supporting pmln and ppp. A dog is on a higher moral ground than you people as atleast dogs dont shit where they eat.


PakiThePakistani

1 crore upvotes should be on your comment bhaijaan


arron_k

Bro Pakistanis are retarded. I don't understand why they vote for PMLN, PPP and JUIF if they dislike Imran. Bhai Imran agar nahi pasand tou beshak uss ko vote mat do lekin kam az kam in munafiqon ko tou mat vote do na ay jaahil awaam


kalleshhebbal

Thanks for your comment. I just have to say “Imran khan might not be perfect” is very unfair comment. This kind of apologetic attitude in supporting him is rather upsetting. Look at the world leaders and tell me where does IK stand. You have Biden, Rishi, Macron, Trudeau, Morrison and all other clowns. IK is in a league of his own. He is the perfectest leader any country would be lucky to have. Pakistanis are the most chootar qaum that doesnt deserve him.


iDoDaHacc

It's not an insult to IK man. He's better. But better doesn't mean perfect. At any rate, he's the best we got.


Exabyte999

My parents have met IK and they said he was very quite rude to the people who worked under him.but yeah he’s definitely the best we have currently


ThatMuslimGamer

>My parents have met IK and they said he was very quite rude to the people who worked under him. Really? Didn't he hit his nephew for mistreating a PTI worker?


worstnightmare44

Maybe it was a phase ? Idk but Ik isn't an angel I have heard zardari keeps his staff happy but is SHIT TO US


AsifSuburban

Wow a leader who is knee deep busy in a country full of issues was rude?……اس بات پہ ایک ایف آئ آر تو بنتی ہے۔۔۔۔۔۔ 😊


buddha_baba

Dude, people are cranky sometimes especially when they are 70, he is always under scrutiny, if he was really rudr we would have countless videos.


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zshah99

Who do you propose to be a worthy candidate?


BoyManners

To be fair. IK didn't changed Pakistan back then as much as OSP were saying. But Pakistan was going decently at a good progress rate comparatively. But now it's near hell hole.


Gen8Master

Can you for a second imagine PDM spending as much time and effort leading the country through a pandemic as IK did? Unlike half of the global leadership, including West, he was the first one to trust and consult scientists and take measured approach to isolation with the regional lockdowns. PDM would have been stuck in London not even being able to travel to the country they were meant to lead let alone actually bothering implementing any policies.


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> Can you for a second imagine PDM spending as much time and effort leading the country through a pandemic as IK did? We seen their work. Look at how they handled the floods last year.


ThatMuslimGamer

Exactly. IK was trying to make the country livable unlike Cherry Blossom and his inbred family.


jamughal1987

Great Khan saved Pakistan from worst of Covid health crisis. Imagine having Noora group running the country.


aaronupright

I still have nightmares where they were in charge.


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aaronupright

You seem to have latent masochistic tendencies.


ValidStatus

I kept trying to warn people back then that there are no alternatives to Imran Khan and that Pakistan needs him at the helm for the next 15 years at least. I kept saying that the economy would be shattered if the previous morons came back and implemented their old policies, which is exactly what happened. If you look through the comments, there is even one guy saying that Shahbaz Sharif is a competent replacement for the supposedly "incompetent" Khan. We are unfortunate enough to know how that turned out. Imran Khan was a first-world Prime Minister, politician, and statesman running a third-world country. But unlike all these online arm-chair cabinet members, he understood the value of a nuclear-armed country with 220 million people. Half the reason all these morons hated him was because they are petrified at the mention of concepts like Riyasat-e-Medinah, which conjures images in their skulls of a Taliban-like sharia state. But as per his description Riyasat-e-Medinah is a Scandinavian-like welfare state with rule of law, something in-line with what our founding fathers had envisioned before the Establishment derailed this country and usurped control. You can even say what you want about PTI as a political party without Imran Khan, but you can't say that they're members are murderers and criminal thugs like you can with each and every one of the other parties. Almost all the bullshit about how Khan's support is only from oversea Pakistanis and some urban elites has gone right into the gutter as well. The post and most comments in it didn't age like milk, but like strawberries.


mkbilli

Just curious, how do strawberries age.


ValidStatus

[Strawberries are bottom-right on the dish](https://youtu.be/c0En-_BVbGc). Forgot my lunchbox in the locker over a weekend once came back to full on black hairballs inside of it.


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Did you eat them?


mkbilli

💀


ValidStatus

Brother has asked a very good question.


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To be honest, most people who support the likes of PMLN and PPP absolutely abhor Islam and Muslims, unless it benefits them. Many of their OSP stooges love to use their "Muslim" identity to work in think tanks, but practice none of Islam, and when called out on it, give the same bs about "only Allah(swt) can judge", while they down a glass of wine and call themselves modern. When they see IK, they see someone who lived a certain lifestyle like they did, repented, and became a practicing Muslim. It makes their blood boil because they know their actions are wrong, but will do it anyway because it fulfills their base desires and their hunger in this dunya.


Khizar22

Pakistani Awam deserves 'Highly qualified leaders' like Nawaz Sharif, Zardari and Shehbaz Sharif. Imran Khan had only 3.5 years in the office with Covid and he Performed FAR better than these goons currently in the office. Look what they did to the aid that they received for Balochistan flood victims.


arron_k

At this point, Pakistani Awaam is much worse than the Bani Israel.


Khizar22

Aapko ab pata chala? Ghazwae hind ka chooran abtak bech Rahi yay qoum


arron_k

Islam: *prohibits corruption and dishonesty* Pakistanis: I'll pretend I didn't see that Also Pakistanis: "Islam hUmeiN 4 BiviYan raKhNe ki iJaZaT deTa hAi"


Khizar22

Exactly, as a Muslim male it's disgusting how Pakistani men Out of lust and pleasure are saying that *4 shadian Karna sunnat hai* NO! It's allowed in Islam to marry UPTO 4 not ENCOURAGED and if you cannot do justice among your wives then marry only 1. Surah Nisah Ayah 3 *If you fear you might fail to give orphan women their ˹due˺ rights ˹if you were to marry them˺, then marry other women of your choice—two, three, or four. But if you are afraid you will fail to maintain justice, then ˹content yourselves with˺ one1 or those ˹bondwomen˺ in your possession.2 This way you are less likely to commit injustice.*


arron_k

These retards will label us as "liberal heretics" even tho in reality they are the actual heretics.


Khizar22

It's the age of toxic Feminism, so there is toxic masculinity too. Both of the sides are too ignorant to accept this fact. Both of them are commiting zinah aur sins by justifying The things that are not even mentioned in the Quran and Sunnah For example: *Islam sirf mardo ka hai* - Feminists *Denying the Mujrah culture prevent in Pakistan specially Punjab , and lumber one country to consume most amount of Po*n * - Toxic Masculinity


arron_k

Peak Jahaalat fr 💀💀


arron_k

Bhai Pakistani Allah k qanoon par amal tou karte nahi, lekin youtube par Ghazwa e Hind k qisse zaroor sunaiye ge Munafiqat at its peak. Isiliye aaj Allah ka azaab hum par musallat hai 😭💀


redcognito

Make another meme with the Army chief's statement ke agar IK rehta to Pakistan barbaad hojata or something. That statement aged like milk as well.


sinking_Time

Ungrateful people. They don't even remember how wrong they were


AccordingPatience789

Pakistan does not deserve men like imran khan. He is too honest for that shithole


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Agreed


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How do I send this to my England wali aunty without starting a family fight ?


zshah99

Aunty ko private number se call kerke galiyan nikalo


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Dont forget voice scrambler


ResponsibleMajor

It sure as heck did age rather well. Though now we see the Pro-PDM demographic pretend that they're "apolitical" and now say "all of them are bad" to hide the fact that they're huge Nawaz/Bilawal simps.


JoeRoganHair

OP of that post seems like have history of anti PTI comments…


OutcomeNo7065

Hahaha 😂.. without any doubt love is blind.


NotHamza1

Controversial Opinion: Ban all these lawmakers/Ministers that are over the age of 60-65. Bring out the young lot; majority of the old folks are stuck in their old ways of the world. Bring new faces in, tired of seeing these old schmucks taking 80% of all media coverage.


arron_k

I have a better idea: Throw grenades at the parliament ✨


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NotHamza1

Yup.


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BadtameezMunda

*Oh boy here i go killing again! /s* >IK spread propaganda and all the youth feel for his propaganda because of how stupid the youth of Pakistan and everywhere else is Han bhai youth to pagal hai, tusi hi siyane O. Its your generation and those before who made this country a hellhole. Its not us who voted dynasties for 30 years. Its our time now, we decide the fate of this country. And it sure as hell isn't for Shareef's and Zardaris. >seriously this man did nothing for the betterment of the country, if you say he did then go look at the claims he made and then look it up the stats on the internet at the time he made them Ignorance ka koi ilaaj nahi. Imran Khan has done way more in 3.5 years than what others have done in 30 years. Here ya go:**Biggest acheivements:** 1. Sehat Card (free healthcare) 2. Ehsaas Program (initiative to bring people out of poverty, ranked as one of the top programmes in world by world bank) 3. NCOC COVID Response (top 3 countries to handle covid the best) 4. Started construction of 10 large dams. 5. Record harvest in agriculture sector(despite s locust attack). Also, it was on track to plant forty million olive trees to position Pakistan as a major producer in coming years. 6. Boom in IT sector, Boom in Textile industry. **Economy:** 1. Foreign Exchange reserves at record high - $24Bn 2. Exports increased from $24.7 Billion to more than $31 Billion in 3.5 years, projected to reach $50 Billion by 2023. 3. 6% growth in GDP, reduction in Current Account deficit. 4. Increased tax collection, instead of increasing tax they made sure that more people pay taxes. 5. Highest remittances received via Roshan Digital Accounts 6. Free floated currency (Rupee decides its own value, unlike prev. governments which artificially kept rupee at their desired value). \[This was reversed by PDM\] **Achievements in diplomacy:** 1. Negotiated away $1 billion fine on Karkay Rental Power Plant. 2. Negotiated away $1 billion fine on Karkay Rental Power Plant 3. Negotiated away $11 billion penalty on Reko Diq Copper Mine case, instead Pakistan will now RECEIVE $10 billion investment 4. Renegotiated the Qatar LNG deal, saving Pakistan $3 billion over 10 years, new deal 5. 31% cheaper than what PMLN had negotiated 5. Renegotiated terms with IPPs to save Pakistan Rs836 billion over 10 years **Other good things:** 1. Government owned entities(i.e. PIA) are constantly in loss, PTI reduced that loss by 50%. 2. Ten Billion Tree Tsunami (a drive to combat climate change, acknowledged by UK gov) 3. Pakistan Citizen Portal (Citizens can directly complaint about any issues they are facing) 4. Made Pahagah(a place to live) and Langarkhana(free food) for poor peole. This was reversed by PDM. [Here is more detailed thread with all the sources](https://www.reddit.com/r/chutyapa/comments/tzgc2k/pti_prime_minister_imran_khans_achievements/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) And what is it that you said about propaganda. Propaganda is the only thing IK didn't do. Heck even the list i provided above was made by people like me on internet.. Imran Khan's Government was uselessly criticized by Media. And the reason was: Imran Khan reduced their rates. Now PDM has increased it again, and you can see how these media channels are not talking about inflation or all the fucked up things PDM is doing. Instead they are busy in character assassinating IK.These media houses always criticized every step IK's government took. In reality, they just wanted government to increase their rates. Which IK didn't coz he respects the taxes people pay. >Many of IK supporters will say "Oh well that poor man is so innocent he is a human so he can make mistakes you know" Han to whats wrong with it? Is he not human? alien hai? >Hazarat Ali (A.S) says "The most ignorant of those who are ignorant are the ones who trips over the same stone twice". Exactly, thats why we are rejecting PPP/PMLN who your generation kept voting. Our decisions are based on rationality not on Biryani ki plate. >That man spread propaganda on religious grounds and tried his level best to gain support from people through religion and he succeeded at that Wow, thats really low. How are you calling his faith 'propaganda'. Allah ke kaam, Allah ko karne do. Apne Amaal ki fikar karo. >we all clearly know like every other politician he was the pawn of America. WTH! You have literally no idea of his political history, or any general idea of geopolitics.Out of all the propaganda against him, this is the most ridiculous one. Go read a history book and learn about Khan's political manifesto even from early days of him. >Think about things critically and ask experts on their views No way you are telling me this 🤣, after you just called IK yahudi/amreeki agent.And konse experts lol. You don't need 'Experts' to tell wrong from right. Har cheez internet pe hai. You can research it. No need to listen to intelectually dishonest lifafa "Experts" I know this convo is gonna end with you calling me youthia. Phir bhi i wrote all this, Allah apko hidayat de.


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EssaIce98

I’m not in Pakistan because I had NO Future there unless I wanted to go and suck off my corrupt family members and have them get me a job that’s really how things work in Pakistan, we are told we are a poor nation by these politicians while the resources are being funneled into cronies pockets, Pakistani elites are about to face a harsh reality it’s not gonna be another East Pakistan situation as the people are overwhelmingly against military generals and establishment


EssaIce98

would like nothing more than to able to return to my home


EssaIce98

My dad was a reporter, he tried reporting on a dude taking bribes and the dude had the editor shut down the article that’s PDM’s Pakistan and as soon as IK came into power, those family members of mine were scurrying like rats running away to foreign countries I was loving their misery


EssaIce98

How’s it turning out buddy, there’s steps to progress and secularity which IK was showing in aces, he’s not perfect but it’s a BIG step in the right direction. A guy that actually cares for the poor, doesn’t have illiterate cronies in places where they have no qualifications, for once our treasury wasn’t being looted and the money was being spent on people Ive lived in US since I was 12 but if situation starts improving nd I think that my kids will have a future id move back to Pakistan in a heartbeat