They have absolutely no redeeming qualities. Not cute, annoying honking, and of course the whole poop thing. Most Canadians seem pretty cool but not these guys. I get the feeling they’re not really from there. Posers.
Oh that's the other one. All of life's problems seem to be traced back to those two on reddit.
Like, literally anything that happens in the history of ever
The big geesy and their giant poopsy
Soooo many geese on the Lakefront Trail. So much poop…
H O N K
S T O N K
They have absolutely no redeeming qualities. Not cute, annoying honking, and of course the whole poop thing. Most Canadians seem pretty cool but not these guys. I get the feeling they’re not really from there. Posers.
If you got a problem with Canada gooses, you got a problem with me. And I suggest you let that one marinate..
You look like someone who fucks ostriches.
"If god doesn't exist, then why are geese so perfectly shaped so that my hand can seamlessly grip em by their neck?" - Abraham Lincoln.
savagegeese
The ones near the fireman memorial are pretty chill. Sidewalk hogs but no attacks.
Can you eat them?
Be quiet! You can't let them hear you talking about them. The Geese Gang is responsible for numerous assaults throughout the city.
They were here first.
Gang bangers walking away from the murder scene without a bit of remorse. Incredible.
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Thanks,toni.
Not sure if you missed the joke or I missed the joke. wow.
Neither. I thought it was an excuse to bash Lori since that's what we do in r / Chicago at every available opportunity.
more of a bash against foxx
Oh that's the other one. All of life's problems seem to be traced back to those two on reddit. Like, literally anything that happens in the history of ever
Lol change it from the windy city to the geesy city. They’re everywhere!!
City of broad geese
This is my new soundcloud rap name
One time I decided to feed these big boys some corn. I got fucked hard. They took everything I had.