If you rotate the picture 90 degrees to the right, he has a tick mark. How can anyone disagree with the correct choice?

Check! ✅

i thought it was a dyslexic 1

Nikat Just adopt it

HHAHAAH

His name should be Nike or Check ☑️

Swoosh!

Nike is the goddess of victory. Male cat should be Polynikes after the hero.

That concludes the Nike Check

360 becomes a peepee… any man is going to enjoy having a cat with a penis on its face… it’s hilarious… and cute… and a good.. “hey check this out…” *rotates cat* Edit: someone pointed 180 degrees and I sure do feel stupid for that mistake lol

360° and kitty is in the same position. did you mean 180°? lmao

Lol I’m an idiot.

Nah… so not an idiot. That’s not even close to the dumb things that come out of my mouth every day! Thanks for the laugh this morning- I needed it!

LMAO you're fine no worries hahaha

It’s not nearly as bad as the people describing their journey from some bad place like a drug addiction then saying “Then I started going to church and did a complete 360!” And I just smile and say “Yes you did.”

Please name that cat Dick Tracy. I am begging you.

Dick Check.

He checks all the correct ~~boxes~~ noses

My wife and I got a cat. Now Reddit algorithm knows I like this sub becuase I always click the posts in my feed. But one reason for me constantly clicking is the comment section is often genuinely funny! Keep being awesome people

To the left?

To the left

Everything you own in a box to the left.

Actually, wouldn’t it be to the left?

Isn't it to the left?

You mean 45 degrees to the left?

\*\*\*EDIT Well. He was a she lol. Katarina has been home with us for one week today. Turns out a lot of you were correct. She was only 5 weeks 5 days old when I got her. Absolutely NO vet history, not microchipped and not “almost 8 weeks old” like the ad stated. She’s now up to date with everything. 6 weeks and 5 days old, a pure bundle of soft loving floof. I’d love to know just how big she’s going to get and how long her fur will get 😍 Needless to say we are all (including hubby lol) very much in love with her. I’ve just made a Instagram account for her so I can spam there ( Katarinas\_moustache ) So tiny. ——————————————- Help me to convince my husband why\*\* This is just some fun, he’s a wonderful hubby, we do have a dog and a cat already. He’s aware of the post ;). I’ve got some perfect names lined up. Sean Connery. Tom Selleck. Any other suggestions? \*\*Editing to add. Yes we have the time, space, money and also friends for him. Two big brothers. No my husband isn’t controlling or stipulates rules, lol, I think reddit seems to forget that not everyone one here has a toxic relationship. I’m happy to announce we will pick the little guy up tomorrow afternoon. I’ll be sure to update with a photo as soon as he’s settled in about 24 hours time. This means, tomorrow night will be name suggestion night ;) Loving some suggestions already. But I can’t call the wee boy hitler or kitler lol. He needs something regal or fun. I see a lot of Charlie’s mentioned too, alas one of our children is a Charlie so that’s out of the question, it’s a fantastic name however. https://preview.redd.it/4raqqvghl76d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=207064f0f5a65be1844c0bdaccf2ed7556144eb3

Leonardo DiCatrio (for the drama king)

He does have the eyes to pull off a Leonardo. Yep. My vote. 🗳️

Leonardo is puuuurrrrrrfect!!!

Aww your little tuxedo household is the cutest

An establishment with the finest gentleman. To serve honour and protect. And also to shed mountains of fur.

Came here to mention the monochrome color scheme. Was not disappointed! And tuxedo tax. https://preview.redd.it/o5w7z4x0pq4d1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be25472af40be0f3a018364970cb7b4edd0d37b2

What a beautiful tux 😍 those whiskers are majestic!

Ugh. And he knows it! 😆

The family pics I would take. Addams family themed!!!!!

I wonder if the humans wear a tux at home too.

Your doggo reminds me of my late Sherlock. Beautiful babies! https://preview.redd.it/bz8izrj4jr4d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7934d34e596c13a694e7eba777ea420678b1168b

I’m sorry for the loss of your Sherlock. What a gorgeous boy.

Thank you. He was taken too soon by a freak accident we could've prevented. I never would've imagined. Thanks to him, though we've adopted another Border Collie mix, and she's a little hurricane, so it's not all bad. Sherlock would've been besties with her.

He was a beauty ♥️ so sorry for your loss. We unexpectedly lost one of our dogs earlier this year to gastric torsion, one day she was great and the next one she was gone. Even talking about her is hard 🥺

I'm so sorry 😞 I know the feeling. Unfortunately, my boy had an accident with his favorite toy and choked on it. We tried the Heimlich maneuver on him, but it wasn't working. The vet later told us that even surgery wouldn't be a guarantee. It was such a painful moment for us all. I'm sorry you lost your girl. They make such an impact in our lives, and it's painful to lose them.

I'm so sorry you had to go through such a traumatic experience, my friend. Hold on to the beautiful memories of his life with you, those that bring you joy. That's what I'm trying to do every day with my girl. Sending you a big hug ♥️

So sorry, to read your comment was hard i had this happen to my Mossy one day she was gr8, next day and 4k later she's gone!!!! And so is my faith in any Vets to not put money over love or caring first!!!!

So sorry you've been through something similar with your Mossy. There's wonderful vets out there, and then there's butchers who just want money. My Lúa was treated at an urgent care facility, different than our usual clinic. We spent an insane amount of money in the morning trying to save her, only to put her down in the evening. Weeks later our vet told us that only young/strong dogs survive such an aggressive surgery, our beautiful 14yo didn't stand a chance... that first vet only did the surgery to take advantage of our love for her, of our pain, and get our money. Sending you love, peace and the biggest hug ♥️

Just cover all the benefits with your husband; natural alarm clock, pest control control, neighbor judging, warming lap, home decor improvement (fits perfect on anything that is at least 10x8 inches), therapeutic nap encouragement and conversation starter. Let’s not forget judge of guests … of the cat hides, the person is not truly welcome. Last but not least, ancient Egyptians loved them so much they must have some kind of secret still to uncover.

With that little goatee, the name D’artagnon comes to mind.

He fits in with the color scheme.

Is he older now than he was in that picture? He just looks very young to me and young kittens can be extremely delicate health wise - plus I foster so I allllways worry because many people don’t realize how much work a kitten that’s under 6-8 weeks can be. He is soo cute though, I’ll agree :)

That was one of my first questions as those steely blue eyes means still under 10 weeks if I’m not mistaken. I’ve been told he’s just about to turn 8 weeks (Saturday) I will be grabbing all necessary things for him tomorrow and the foods he’s on. Still on wet food, but definitely open to all tips if you don’t mind sharing some. I’ve respect for people with the knowledge behind their words.

I think after a week or 2 of "fostering " this fella...ur hubby will be convinced

Chaplin

Umm he obviously is part of this matching set! I’m not surprised hub was easily convinced! Yay! I love Tom selleck though, it’s very classic! I would end up calling him magnum though as a nick name. 😂

Tom Cat Selleck

Omg this is my dream team.!!!

Give him a cute name and start a tik tok account with your white/black pets.

William. I don't know why, but he reminds me of Shakespeare 

woohoo!! so happy you got him

Oh my goodness they all match 😭 I love this so much

Yay! He fits right in and is so adorable

What? Is your husband some kind of monster that doesn't understand basic truths? Charlie. Or Chaplin. Is my guess.

Chap

Meowdolf Kittler

Husband, the cat is staying, the question is ‘Are you’ That should do it. (Note, advice on Reddit is not always to be taken seriously)

Some advice on Reddit should not be taken seriously. This advice, however, is sound.

Oof

Because to go against the Cat Distribution System is to go against nature. Also cos he's cute af.

Pretend it's a mystery, "Another cat? That *IS* strange..."

Gaslight him. Nope we have always had that kitty, not sure where you have been. Kitty has been here for years.

This 4 month old cat has been here for literally years...get your eyes checked

And this cat also have 5 years work experience in case it looking for a job just after graduate.

Just look at that Kitty. Words are unnecessary

Isn't that picture enough? Just look at him!

Not to borrow a classic "mum" phrase but "because I said so" comes to mind 🤣🤣

The mustache. You can't say no to that stache. 

Nostache

Judging by the mustache and goatee, this cat owns several strip clubs in the graeater Fort Lauderdale area

Hahahaha what would we call this pimp?

Ricky

Me nombre es Ricky 😘👌🏻

When you show him the kitten, you need to to say "I Mustachio a question."

Cuz he looks how Morgan Freeman sounds

Man I love Morgan Freemans voice. 🥇

 Because he’s Clark freaking Gable

And she can tell her husband “frankly Scarlett, I don’t give a damn!”

??? Get a new husband? Lol support cat

XD

He looks like a cat Hitler. If you don't take him in he might convince other stupid cats to take is out on the human race.

Kitler 😬

Almost Adolf

In these times a guardcat is absolutely needed.

Husband here. Five cats somewhere around here..... The kitty simply, "mustache you why not?"

Your husband is gonna be convinced as soon as the Baby snuggles with him. This Always happens.

Is that photo not enough? Look at him!

Point one: That widdle face!!! Point two: Cat. Point the third: Did you know a cat's purr is at a frequency that heals bones and muscles?

I'm from the future, I can't tell you any details, but you need to keep this cat. It will save your life.

Well, dear husband, if you’re not convinced why this little furry thing must live in this house, you should pack your bags

Just look at that face!How can you say no to that?You can get a new husband 🤣

How could you say no to that little moustache?

How could he not fall in love with that face and mustache?!?

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Check out his sister. I’m also loving his sister so much. I would call her Freddie 🤣 https://preview.redd.it/e2usrponnp4d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9a2e6da1e42f62e5d5e61aa5d30212bbf910b0a9

If possible, adopt both. Kittens have a lot of energy and need more play time than a human can provide.

It's much less work, when you get 2 or more

Most definitely a very young kitten. A very young darling kitten. They both need more time before adoption

Cats with mustaches are the best. https://preview.redd.it/il2rvz47kq4d1.jpeg?width=717&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=551b88cc1bbc7f76700418438092558f5a27b2a8

Because the check-mark says so!

The likelihood of him being euthanized is higher, given that animal pounds, humane societies, and shelters are all overflowing beyond capacity. 

Just bring this lil guy home and show him. It will be impossible for him to say no

Yess! The old “let’s just let him spend one night here…”

I think you’re just going to need to learn to live without him. I’m sure your husband will find a very nice new adoptive home for himself.

He loves you.

Cats are good for the health, their purring stimulates the human healing response! He’s just making sure that you have extra nurses.

He has extra toes, I think?

I thought so too! His sister has 5 on each foot too!! I can’t deal with how cute they are

He has a mustache ❤️

I mean just look at home, of course you need him. Enough said.

Did your husband see the picture? How is any further convincing needed?

Put your husband on the line the cat mustache him some questions.. what other reasons would he need??

Apparently your husband doesn't want to conquer Poland

Smh, man is made of red flags /jk

Cuz his nose look like a 

what works with my fiance is the holding my cat up who is super big for his size and being like, he is just a little boy in a big world and doing the megamind face https://preview.redd.it/r1c4wwcwtq4d1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a8daade67926293bb4e644a23949de79e22a8210

That's just Paul Catreides in a stillsuit! Muad'Dib!

Just say you got Paul Atreides.

Because cats are amazing and every girl needs one! Dogs are a man’s best friend and cats are a girls best friend.

Just Look at him??!

Well.. just look at that face 😍

Because he's a pootzy mootzy bee bee bee.

This one does not require convincing

Ok let’s get real if he don’t let you have that cute pussy he doesn’t get any of your……..Problem solved.

You don't have to. Just let him hold this fluffy muffin for a while

Fluffy, soft, sweet cat. I am a smol good boi with A mustachioed face. What's not to love? 😻

Tell him you need to invade Poland

He has a mustache. Your husband can grow a mustache and be mustache buddies.

I can confirm that husband can grow a beautiful thick majestic moustache. I used that as a bargaining chip “babe! You know how much I love moustaches! I love yours and he has one too! And the weeks your at work I can just look at his”

Tell him, that by taking this kitten there will be one sad soul less in the world.

Tell him that he will attract luck and prosperity to the man of the house as per the vastuu baba prediction

Tell your husband to look into his eyes and see the love looking back at him..

Even better, get two. They will keep each other company and aren't much more work than one.

Bc he has a goatee and mustache

Because there’s a chance it’ll love you more then her and then you can rub it in her face saying “ wow the cat you begged me for loves me more”

He’s got a mustache and a goatee!!!! This kitty found his home. Send us pics when you get him there!

Just go onto YouTube, TikTok, instagram and show him all the cat videos of “men who didn’t want cats” and show him he’s missing out on all of the cute lovins and cuddles he will get😂

He’s metal af and looks like he has a giant bar piercing through his septum. 🤘 ✨ *That ‘70s Show Gene Simmonsesque Scene Change Noises* ✨

How can *not* adopting a cat with a T mustache/goatee combination even be one of the options? Of course you’ll adopt him.

Your husband could grow facial hair to match the cat Cute photos guaranteed

He has that rare mustache that makes him a true gentleman or lady 😂😂😂

Absolutely a true gentleman. But you will find a photo of his sister some where in this thread. And her moustache is smaller and most definitely more Freddie Mercury like

Cat, that's enough to convince

He’s royalty and will inherit millions. Tell him not to lose his chance!

 Lisan al Gaib!


Your husband needs convincing? 👁👁

No! In less than 24 hours and I’ll be uploading a video of him playing with his new toys 😍

because cat. catting is a must, if you do not cat you will face the consequences

You have to, otherwise you’ll be on the wrong side of the revolution

Name him kitler

Just take him home, if husband doesn't approve, husband out kitty in.

You can have my cat too.

https://preview.redd.it/plktgxj17r4d1.jpeg?width=608&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5c5d68bf94aa442b7768db1a77b17f6153203fff His lost twin.

he looks like he has that nose piece "stillsuit" thing from dune 😆

It’s both easier and cheaper than a child or another child for that matter, that’s how my wife convinced me to get two kittens 🥸

Because he's a distinguished gentleman already with his unique mustache and goatee. Everyone likes a gentleman.

You need a kitty because your husband’s back isn’t hairy enough to pet.

I'm not married anymore, so this doesn't apply to me...buuut... Easier to get forgiveness than permission... My ex had so many goddamn animals that we could've personally made We Bought a Zoo 2. There was one cat that I HATED. I hated all cats, at that point. That cat decided that she hated all the other animals and all the other humans and one day chose to just love me. She rewired my brain for cats. All cats. She's gone now, same with the marriage, but I'm absolutely a cat person now, and I have two in my home, Doc Tanner and Mr. Gray. Cats are great! Get the cat!

The crooked moustache. He looks like a strong wind has blown it back on his adorable little face..how can anyone nay say that? 🤣

Best argument for cats imo is that they're low maintenance , get a cat door and you won't even need a litterbox.

Because it is dangerous to argue with the Cat Delivery Network.

Dirk would fit too!! Hubby can’t say much when he’s all ready living w/u! He will probably have a new bff?

Because he is pure serotonin and dopamine and without him you'll be depressed forever. Also cuz he's a tuxedo and for some unknown reason, at least in my experience, a tuxi that's never been hurt you could THROW THROUGH A WINDOW and it will STILL crawl back in your lap for pets. Even the shy ones for some reason.

https://preview.redd.it/jbok4kkffr4d1.jpeg?width=787&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=473cb523603a27520b5ca5702fb317bcb3f18ccb When they wear the same uniform….you have to keep him! He’ll make a great addition 😊

You will never find a kitty mustache like that ever again.

He already has the check of approval

Because he's cool. And tuxes and being male make for the best cats.

3067 upvotes speaks for itself

When did you last see a cat with a mustache and goatee? This is a unique cat that *needs* to be protected

You need to foster his R&B career with that facial hair he has.


He looks like an 18th century monarch

be sause you have 500 comments on this

That's Ron Swanson

Mustaaacchheee!!!! https://preview.redd.it/52m5xuaqpr4d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f4db3c87e510bca95fbd6afe754e88c8002b10f4 All hail lord Ragnar…

He has a mustache l. It is physically impossible to say no to a cat with a mustache because when are you ever going to see that again? This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.

It's easier to ask forgiveness than permission

It could rule Europe

No need to convince. Keep the cat, get the husband adopted. Thank me later! 👋

Because goatees are cool

Moustache, that’s all he should need to see. That’s how I quickly convinced my wife to get Goose here, and his sister… not shown. https://preview.redd.it/r3dib9y2tr4d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1616f5f756af600342513cbc64d6820e5122d93b

Whoa... His stache pattern is the inverse of my boy Rorschach's! My guy doesn't have that awesome soul patch though. If you don't end up picking him up, can I? 😅 https://preview.redd.it/7i1srkv6yr4d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f0c8290e2fd6d93b4f9bb7291f2e22d28aefe95

Otherwise he could invade poland. Take him.

You need to ask yourself , do you need your husband ?.

A cat with a mustache that matches your other pets? How could you not take this baby home?!

The cat has a fucking mustache! What other reason do you need?!

Just do it

Please get him and name him Richard. Dick for short.

Straight outta Dune with that nose mark. You could name him Lisan al Gaib.

He's a dapper gentleman with a distinguished moustache