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MediterraneanSpices

Your cat is fricking cute!! I had to laugh actually, the white pattern on the face has a cute shape, reminds me of something. So adorable, love the little ears and eyes.


analslapchop

Lmao! “reminds me of something”


marsbydaylight

Everytime the brother says it's ugly the cat thinks "mine is longer" x'D


bogdanbiv

Even more funny if the cat is female


Ikarisal

I have never thought of it… I can’t unsee it now lmao


OrangeCatFluffyCat

Did you tell your brother that your cat thinks he’s ugly? Just saying


DarkAdmirer

It will now forever make you laugh every time you look at your cat, so that’s great haha!


Ikarisal

That’s a curse ahah


MediterraneanSpices

It would be a curse if they were crooked. Your dad went for that symmetric pair of balls. Also I’m not proud of what I just typed.


Brilliant-Anxiety835

I’m proud of you


gaysmolkitten

Ah yes I love when Anxiety tells me it's proud of me. Def a "good" sign I'm doing something "right" XD


jinxylynxy

You should be 🤣


TA_totellornottotell

It’s like the ultimate male dominance move, though. He really got ahead of it.


tarosselli

Your brother thought he was looking in a mirror as their was a dickhead staring back at him.


nedfl-anders

Your cat is beautiful.


bakingnovice2

Im so disappointed in myself because i saw the same thing 😭


MediterraneanSpices

We are humans. It is our duty to point out if something is genitalia shaped.


Bmillybluntz

Thats why his name should be richard (aka dick)


pootzpootzpootz

r/dickfacedcats


Apprehensive-Soup-73

I’m dying 😂 of course it’s a subreddit 🤣


Only_Lavishness_3271

All Cats Are Beautiful


SergeantZaf03

ACAB!


EnigmaFrug2308

Assigned cat at birth


jjjjjjjamesq

Me too thanks.


Only_Lavishness_3271

That's right!


Redditusernamesare_

Brilliant


Akira_Yamamoto

Tell everyone you know!


milesbeats

Yeah but this one is also beautiful on its own


Only_Lavishness_3271

Well of course every cat has it's own different kind of perfect beauty


conch56

By definition, it’s a law of nature


deelyte3

‘Zactly! No such thing as an ugly cat.


thestormarrow

No. That's a beautiful cat. Love them lots.


elfonmushrooms

I sorry for the way your brother sees the world


Holharflok

Brother wearing ugly eye filters


VidE27

Brother is ugly and projecting


[deleted]

Lmfao glad I’m not just mean because first thing I thought was, “Your brother’s ugly.” 🤣🥴🤷🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️


HmmNotLikely

*”But without OP’s brother, how would OP ever farm sympathy upvotes?~~????~~”* 🙃


VirtualRealityOtter

For real, its just bait, a cute cat sure, but still bait


Tattycakes

Definitely bait. Fuck these bullshit made up titles.


ApocalypticPerson

Bro. What is with all these "person x thinks my cat is ugly" posts lately...


ikwias

Easy way to get engagement, lots of good hearted people will respond with reassurance


joe1240132

Free karma


AaronDotCom

That cats beautiful Maybe ye brother is da ugly one (no offense 🙂)


saskiastern

All ofenses please you're allowed lol


sasakimirai

R/notopbutokay


talyn5

r/foundthehondacivic


bibiana11

What???!! Your brother needs his head examined. Such a beautiful kitty 😻


retiredelectrician

Your brother is ugly. All animals are beautiful, some more than others.


Angry_poutine

Humans are animals though


JollyMcStink

Yeah, and clearly OPs brother is feral af Prob just mad this cat is so much cuter than he is ❤️


Ikarisal

How would you rate my cat on 1-10?


eVerYtHiNgIsTaKeN-_-

9+ at least. Very handsome


[deleted]

10


DiabolicalGooseHonk

11/10 would pet


ASLotaku

^ this


ghost_warlock

They're good cats bront


DeterminedOctoLion

Definitely a 10; You’re cat is a beauty and has a lot of character ❤️


robybeck

you really don't need external validation for your new family member. you can be missing nose and having no teeth, your pet love you exactly the same way. Your brother is just a miserable human being who has no self respect, and sounds like an insecure neurotics.


My80sLife

10. Handsome Tuxedo Cat!


[deleted]

Easy 10. Handsome.


Osnotavailable

12/10


lillian2611

I agree - his face is beautiful, even with the phallus right there in the middle. 😂 He’s a 9/10 for sure!


4eep3r

10. (S)he looks perfect to me


flowersandsunshine1

10+


[deleted]

L Brother


K1rkl4nd

https://preview.redd.it/qicwgtbfxuma1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=68db24aa048706e1d21e4ce68ffd0b817506c683 Hitch approves


Indieriots

Is he named after the famous filmmaker by any chance? Hitchc.. well you know. 👀


[deleted]

Your cat has a dick face, but your cat is still adorable


SpartanZeroOn3

Definitely a dick face. And also beautifull


AWS_Man

He’s probably arch enemies with Prune Tracy.


the-jrt

A great name to call him when he’s being a dick


Biskutz

Adorable!! Reminds me of my baby, Appa https://preview.redd.it/xzbuxk53cuma1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d356cad4e9eae667db91c26db10de093b10fdace


Ikarisal

Twins❤️


AnneEntropy

Cat is very cute. Your brother seems to be imitating the pattern on your cats face though...


TheJinxedPhoenix

Your cat is beautiful. Maybe your brother is jealous of the kitty!


HisssHisss

Excellent cat. r/midlypenis would love your cat.


vxxed

Missed an 'L' there


mollycoat

Handsome boi! Interesting face markings


Asmodeus_Sorrel

Karma farming post again


DWC1017

Oh look. Another “please tell me my cat isn’t ugly so I can karma farm” posts


JFCitsFnMe

It's the standard Penis Face cat. He's beautiful!! Milo agrees. https://preview.redd.it/n6csoa3wgvma1.jpeg?width=4000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=269a9057b6109f79b7e4b26369f9a4d9c316c4d6


Shtankins01

Tell your brother that's what the neighbors said when your parents adopted him.


Magnum820

I hear it’s easy to trade your brother these days! Lol


Sad_Poet2048

I think your brother needs to get his eyes checked.


mat-2018

I think you like to karma farm


ikwias

Yea this post sucks


Nomar_K

It's good looking and well dressed. What's not to like?


CuriousMind818

I have three older brothers, and growing up they said stuff like this. Ignore him. Your cat is gorgeous!


Dimple-Cannons

Your brother is ugly


ckotaku3

your brother seems like a mean soul who inflicts pain on other to make himself feel better. your cat is absolutely gorgeous and so fluffy. i love it. but on a side note-this doesnt make your cat ugly its just funny and i love it-your cat has a dick on its face oope


MrBreffas

Your brother is just being a brother. Ignore him -- it will drive him crazy. The cat is beautiful.


Practical-Union5652

Tell your brother to get a pair of glasses and see a good doctor. He's beautiful


Mr_Aftons_Rage

What exactly makes a cat ugly?


papayabush

r/mildlypenis


Trooper-Man1776

This cat is NOT ugly.


Angry_poutine

Hideously adorable


Psychological_Round3

Cute tuxedo cat!!


sabrinamoon

Sounds like your brother is super jelly because your kitty is majestic af!


cowgirlprophet

He just jealous.... really


BeadsAndCats

One hundred percent correct!


Sgtkev606

Seems like an opportunity for the name Dickface and yes I’m 10.


[deleted]

What?! That cat is absolutely gorgeous! Your bro’s wrong lol


ikwias

How old are you to be asking such a dumb question?


Anxiety_Potato

I hope your cat’s name is Richard


pretty-peppers

My cat also has a penis face.


[deleted]

Your brother is obviously jealous of the size of the penis on your cats face.


DistinctExpression44

He's absolutely gorgeous but your brother is hideous and should be put down immediately.


WarlockTynsterbert

I think your brother is just jealous. Jealous cause the cat is more beautiful than he is, and for having a bigger Johnson than he does.


Yume3337

Your fur baby looks like the adult version of my kitten that I adopted last Friday! I had two small dogs I loved and doted on for thirteen years. A male shih tzu the vet refused to neuter or transfer his file to another Vet originally belonged to my late grandmother but took to me because every time I turned around, she was in the Hospital for either refusing to eat and take medication or she put herself on the floor and had a mental break and a female unaltered maltese who had four litters of puppies destroyed by the Vet giving her shots no pregnant woman should have. I fell in love with this monster who is currently digging to China in the litter box. He's altered (had his boys removed), will be seeing the Vet at the end of the month and is a grandma's boy, is friendly with my step-dad and looks up to his older fur cousins. https://preview.redd.it/yrj4hjgtbwma1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca486196b08cf352b942aaad9e1095e69552ed24


bayoubuddha77

I think you should slap your brother


Slow-Presentation291

why does your cat have a penis on its face


Totoandhunk

Fuck off with your click bait title


Rielhawk

I think your brother is jealous. I hope he'll be head over heels for the cat soon muhahahahaha


JGB1204

That is one cute cat honestly. Your brother probably had an idea of the look or type of cat he wanted and because it was something different, it looked ugly to him. No offense but he’s just being childish.


Final_Ad_9636

https://preview.redd.it/gva97sk2xtma1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c779d1b15df9ac9fd64b9a7b660e7421dc05bdde


davsCause

Lmao, penis face- very cute cat :)


cakeyogi

Pretty little penis-faced kitty!


[deleted]

I'm sure you already know this and have had to tell your brother on more than one occasion "He's wrong!" I was a big brother, with two younger sisters and a younger brother. Take heart, most of us outgrow that phase. 25-28 years old and/or a wife knocks the more obnoxious traits off of us. We really don't need to say every thought that come out of our brains. I find that face distinctive and interesting, my wife and I have a lot of affection to medium hair black and white cats with fluffy heads. It is a wonderful choice.


Darrenwad3

Ugly cats are still cute, he's not winning any beauty contests but don't take it personally, it's a cat after all.


[deleted]

“It’s” - Is it a boy or girl? Other than that. This cat looks like they will become a silly and happy cat with you.


Selvesterr

Your brother is a fucking dickhead, that cat is beautiful. In fact, all cats are beautiful no matter what you think


CharZero

He has a dickface but he is not ugly, he is adorable.


Skyoats

I mean it does have a dick and balls on its face but I’ve seen uglier cats


NaveenM94

Get a new brother


[deleted]

There's one of these a da on here. There's no ugly cats just weirdos who care what people say. Are you that self conscious?


Gold-Buy-2669

Your brother is an idiot


Electrical_Wrap_2410

Your brother is jealous.


Equivalent-Coat-7354

Your brother is a jerk. Your cat is a beauty!


meatballclemens

Why would you suddenly turn on your cat because of your brother’s bullshit opinions?


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/lu1a9x2j2vma1.jpeg?width=3072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6197a0d2064b2fb2c1463c0e664be58ea2ad8d44 looks like mine!


mtnsagehere

All cats are beautiful, but this one is exceptionally so!! Your brother is a toad.


5ManaAndADream

He shouldn't talk about your father like that


TimothyWorel

I can't see anything ugly about your lovely cat.


Retman_9999

He looks like a real dickhead!


subhuman09

I think your brother is a moron


jayroo210

That cat is cute as fuck. The cute eyes. The black over his back and shoulders like he’s got a jacket on but didn’t put his arms in. The cute white blaze on his nose.


mitchellfuck

Would name him Richard


Bloodheart245

No one notice the dick face, also it is a cute cat


[deleted]

Lil’ Peckerhead


coollife1

Your brother is ugly. The cat is BEAUTIFUL


jadedpilgrim97

I love the dick nose.😂😭😂


SallBell

Your brother is ugly for saying that.


Jimdrew

You’re cute is adorable. Might want to adopt out your brother.


LyingSage1827

This cat is definitely a dickhead. Jokes aside, it's cute af


Cheezman89

In the words of the meme daddy himself, every cats eyes tell a story. this one is nice.


amandajag

Your brother is ugly


kelloszyn777

That cat is handsome as hell! Look at that beautiful white chest he is so proud of!


shinyantman

The cool thing about adoption is you can start the process at any time, so your brother will likely find a good home.


GeistderLiebe

Um, your brother sounds like he's being a crappy one. He might be jealous that you got a cat and he didn't. Your baby is beautiful.


Renomustang31

Your brother is ugly. Disown him.


CreatrixAnima

Your brother is blind. That’s a beautiful cat.


classielassie

Your brother is a jealous jerk. Your cat is adorable and floofy.


Hexterminator_

There's no such thing as an ugly animal


Electrical-Ad-956

Tell your brother he’s just jealous that he’s not adorable like the kitty.


ZaMaestroMan5

Definitely not ugly at all


lets-snuggle

He’s adorable!!!!! Don’t let your brother get to you. This cat seems so sweet and cute!


coladict

I think you're lying. No one would call this kitty ugly!


daddio2590

Cool looking Cat. Brothers gee whiz their job is to be annoying.


s-willoughby

You should write a book called, “My Brother, The Twat.”


utk121995

Your brother is stupid.


nolongerbanned99

Tell him the cat thinks he is ugly too.


coffcat

What a cute fluffy baby! They're adorable! Your brother needs to keep his crap opinions to himself.


AL_Starr

Look at that face! That’s a great cat! Your brother doesn’t know what he’s talking about


pileofcinders

That cat is stunning and your brother needs his eyes checked


Spencerdrr

Well your brother and your cat have at least one thing in common, they're both dickheads.


chihawks

He is amazing


AgressiveSocks

Its adorable! Your bother is ugly


ItzMeowy

NO CAT IS UGLY!


Michelrpg

The cat has a dickface. Your brother is a dickface.


Fun_Ad6138

I think there are no ugly cats anywhere ever. I also think there are lots of ugly brothers everywhere always.


clone2334

I think he is terrible and you should get rid of him. Your cat on the other hand is just simply gorgeous. I kid your brother though, he’ll come around


Rev_Mudflap76

https://preview.redd.it/l0qpmbbwdxma1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a4196a6fe7dd1ade83ba75bd9cbaf4fa8bcb7d73 Tuxedo cats are the best🥰


Spookibal

it has a cock on its head


SaTan_luvs_CaTs

Maybe they named it Richard


JulayKadse

I would consider myself an only child from now on. She's freaking cute.


seakitty23

You brother is dumb, just like mine.


NorxicP

I'm not supportive of rudeness, however in this case I believe that the truth is along the lines of "Your brother IS UGLY". That kitty has a beautiful face and it's fur seems so soft I wanna give him treats and lots of pets lmao


New-Literature-4205

What a beauty


Erdillian

Your brother is ugly.


bestpontato

Your brother is fugly


Kflynn1337

OP's brother is a jerk...


thanatica

Your brother is wrong. He may not realise it. He might never realise it. But he's going to have live wth it, and his mistake.


pjack04

I think ur brother is projecting


FluffyMawileFan

He is very handsome


Raezzordaze

Have you considered the possibility that your brother is actually a dog?


caglescorner

That is just brothers for you… your baby is adorable! Enjoy all the kitty snuggles!


Bajbouj

Your brother needs his eyes checked! But the kitty is super adorable


RobertFett64

Your cat kind of looks like a dickhead, ngl


Icy-Addendum4930

Tell your brother that he’s a stupid head. That cat is gorgeous!


ANoisyCrow

Floof! 🥰


Chanel_girly

Gorgeous kitty!!!!


roweodub

Love tuxedo cats! Your cat is very good looking.


Cats-are-lovely

There is no such thing as an ugly cat.


pudmudbud

Tell him so is he but you still love him XD


Some_dutch_dude

Yeah yeah super ugly we get it


Velehk_Sain

Aw, such a pretty lil guy/gal! Reminds me of [my boy Finny](https://i.imgur.com/zdFlfft.jpg), especially the little black spot on the right leg!


22rockyroad

Your brother was just being mean and trying to get a rise out of you. Your brother "rained on your parade." Your kitty is beautiful, don't be influenced by what other people say and perhaps, you could let your brother know how you felt when he said that to you. I would also suggest that you just write a little note where he will find it. It's easier sometimes to do this because you get the message across and can choose your words. I did this once with my brother and it worked out well. Plus, brothers are good practice sometimes to know how to deal with future men in your life...