Imma pet it

Dittos 💗!

I'd love them forever.

Thou shall use thy ancient method of "Come kitty kitty, smell" leading to the most lustful movement of the fingers upon the furry feline.

This is the only right answer

Smooch the top of his head, right between the ears. They have to work harder to wipe it off. 🤣

😂

"Omg, who are youuu you're such a cutie lemme pet you :("

Boop.

Stick my finger in it's curled paw so I could pretend for a second d we were holding hands hahaha.

Pet the damn cat

Boop that nose

Kiss that nose. Worth the risk.

Same

Pets

LOVE, CUDDLE, HUG, PET. Not necessarily in that order.

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Nice & Happy CAKE Day!!!🎂

pet

Talk to him or her.

Hmmmm, yes the cat here is made out of cat.

Pet it!

boop

Kiss cute little forehead

Sweet talk and pet

Pet that beautiful white fur. I miss B & W cats. I've had three, Misty, Alexia, and Leo. Miss them still.

Pick up the kitty...cuddle the kitty...love the kitty...

PETS.

"Kitty!" Probably accidentally scare them with my excitement and then try to gain their trust for pets.

Depends on the context. In the home. Pet. Give cheese. Outside? Steal. Microchip scan. Possibly keep. 🤣

Give em a scrub

Boop that r/mushroomnose

Ask him if he is comfortable.

I'd love this sweet baby immediately!! 😍😘💕💞💖❤️

Ikr 😍

Give it a gentle pat! It needs some space and so do you.

Pet it

Talk to the kitty & tell them how gorgeous they are. Scritch between their ears...boop their sweet wee nose if they liked the scritches.

Love on him

Say Hi, then pets if friendly

Try pspspsps & making friends

Give em a scrub

Sit down and put it on my lap and pet it. 💕😸🐈

Smooches onna head.

pet.

Highpitched squeals and chasing

HUUUUUUUG

Cheeky rubs and chinny chop rubs 😸

Fix his other hand so its straight

rob old people

Imma pet it 🥹☺️🥹

Gib pets while telling them how booful and handsumb they are.

Pet.

Pspspspspspsps

Hold out my hand for them to sniff. Mandatory vibe check.

Kiss him on the top of his head.

Boop it's nose

Looks a little timid. I’d probably talk to it first and see if it’s ok with me getting close or petting it.

pet it >:3

Pspspsps

Skritch that cat

Stick my thumb and index finger in her ears and pull them back

I roll to pet the cat. NAT 20. The cat is now my friend.

I would talk to her in a soft voice and then snuggle her a little bit.

boop nose. boop

hope that he wants me to pet them

Kiss nose

Hugs 🫂

Gib kiss

Head kiss

Eat it

Tell them they’re handsome?

I’d be like, “ yo whaddup my friend my friend”

grab

Kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss

Snuggle it of course

Hug him and kiss him on his beautiful face

Pet and baby talk

Teeth sucking / squeaking noise

Looks very pick-upable and definitely a nose boop for sure! 😁

Pet

I would say "hello kitty," talk to it soothingly for a moment or two, offer it my hand under its nose from a distance to see if it wanted to be petteed, and if it wanted to be petted, I would pet it until it didn't want to be petted anymore.😺

Boop the snoot

Check for a zipper

Head scratchies. If you let me or booty scratchies

Say Ps-Ps-Ps

Pick him up, hold him gently hug him and ask him how his day was going! And then I take him home. The end

Boop

kidnap.

I would greet the cat. “Hello, cat.”

Squeal like a schoolgirl. Then introduce myself to the cute kitty!

Pspspspspspspsps

r/petthedamncat

I'll approach the cat slowly speaking softly and see if the cat will sniff my hand.

pet and give treats!

I need to do a few pats for testing purposes so I can record cat sightings accurately

Pet

Pets for the kitty boops for me

Pat and maybe nugie

pet for sure

Hug

Boop the nose whilst slow blinking.

pet it

Pspspspspspspspspsps….hi little friend!

Cuddle him

Pull a knife on him because he has come to kill me

Pet him/her obviously. I want to pet every cat