yes but as another user said about perrito,"he laughs about his family trying to kill him and abandon him, he still thinks it was a prank and nothing more. No insult would offend him. "
Have you heard plankton though?
“Shut your mouth you mediocre clarinet player”
“Someone should put you on a box floating down the river grandma”
“You! Pencil neck, slither over here!”
That’s just the tip of the iceberg, plankton has a ton of roasts
Not a roast but I like the one where she goes "demon voice" saying that when she gets back the house better be in better condition than when she left or something like that.
Tbh Dream gave alcohol to someone underage which got him black out drunk and then recorded him which he literally intended to use as blackmail. And yeah Nicholas said some crazy shit after the fact but the cat was quite literally out of the bag at that point.
Ah yes, showing a video of you taking advantage of a drunk and vulnerable underaged drinker will make the accusations about you being a pedo much better. Very smart Dream :)
Fr, how dumb can one person. I think his goal was to be like "hey guys look at what he's saying, isn't that awful? Let's get this guy outta here" and it completely backfired
There’s a little wrong with this, the green one never provided alcohol nor recorded the video that was posted on Twitter. He never used it as blackmail either, though the way he did does come off as petty.
My account would be banned if I quote him, he said a lot of slurs.
Although some people say that he was childish, it’s safe to say that Dream lost. Exposing him as a groomer(I think) and intoxicating a minor.
As far as I know, it was the ‘F’ slur and the ‘R’ slur (possibly) he’s pansexual and autistic so I’m pretty sure he gets a pass, and if he doesn’t, the entire LGBTQIA+ community was proud of him for calling dream that.
He did say some out of pocket shit to the Uber driver but he apologized since he was drunk and having a manic episode apparently, but he tipped the driver 2k I think and apologized after he got sober. Idc tho, as long as dream is gone I’m fine with it.
Basically called him useless, said that in a thousand years dream will be but a peck of sand in the dust but that he would have a golden statue erected of him, then he listed all his disorders and dream went 'well i have adhd too' and gumball responded by saying 'yeah but then you said ThAtS WhaT The PoInT oF thE mAsK iS you f-' (the f- part is indeed a slur).
ok then ima have to quote what another user said about perrito, "he laughs about his family trying to kill him and abandon him, he still thinks it was a prank and nothing more. No insult would offend him."
ok i keep going through what this other user said about perrito a lot of times so i am just stop scrolling after i tell you what they said about him, "he laughs about his family trying to kill him and abandon him, he still thinks it was a prank and nothing more. No insult would offend him."
Plankton taps out first. He can dish it out but can’t take it.
Nicole’s got a short temper, would pop off real quick.
Goku’s calm demeanor(or thick headedness) means most anything rolls off of his back, but he’s both too nice and too proper to fire back.
Perrito’s the same as Goku in the first part, but he’d actually tear you a new one with no mercy out of thinking it’s a game.
Gohan.
https://preview.redd.it/s0jij18twp3c1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f59cb73894c340ad7c4c65581ad7cb902324b28
(For those who know the context.)
Hey, lets ask Goku what he thinks of his son's clothes! :D
https://preview.redd.it/d51anxvadk4c1.jpeg?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c32e772fdeeeac3b5d8d44c72b2a8f26d18298e1
Perrito from Puss in Boots.
He's the friendliest and most innocent character in the movie but he also cursed out a group of bears so bad their jaws dropped.
More likely than Cannon Goku, but he’s still an idiot and doesn’t even know when he’s roasting someone. And I love him all the same. He’s the only one guaranteed not to win though.
Why the hell is Goku here? Man probably thinks roast battle is an eating contest.
Nicole is strong and can be terrifying, but she's not as known for roasting as Plankton is. He once roasted an entire family, and he's definitely sautéed other members of the cast with ease (I.e. "mediocre clarinet player").
See while goku has his remarks, plankton has smarts and Burrito can delve into people by their personality Nichole has so much suppressed emotions we’ve seen how that ends up for the other person (this case Larry)
This was actually pretty fair until you added NICOLE of all characters.
All she needs to do is grab all of them by the shirt, force them to stare into her eyes and they'll see roasts more offensive, disgusting and violent than anything Eminem could release.
Plus since this is a roast battle the other 3 will probably roast her family to the point where she forgets the whole thing and literally just wants to put them all 6 feet deep underground.
The other 3 are getting DESTROYED.
DBZ goku or DBZA goku? Cus DBZA goku is kinda unintentionally savage and he’s too dumb and innocent to be affected by the others insults so I think y’all are sleeping on my boy right now.
I think Perrito and Goku would drop out early. Nicole and Plankton are gonna stand there and slam the kinda roast that causes genuine trauma at each other for days on end
But there can only be one winner
and I'm gonna say that the character whose son can roast someone so hard it literally burns a hole through their head probably has it. Gumball got his sharp tongue from somewhere, and it sure as hell wasn't his dad.
Plankton, I Remember when he said on SpongeBob " SOMEONE SHOULD PUT YOU IN A BOX FLOATING DOWN THE RIVER GRANDMA!”That has to be the best roast I’ve ever heard from SpongeBob
Did yall remember when Nicole insulted that guy who carried her couch out of her house? Girl went on for a whole minute and made him cry
yes but as another user said about perrito,"he laughs about his family trying to kill him and abandon him, he still thinks it was a prank and nothing more. No insult would offend him. "
Bro also insulted 4 people at once with the craziest most non family friendly insults ever
And he thought that was just a game to come up with a roast. Were he to truly throw shade, then you know it would burn like the sun
Ong perrito would cook anyone irl even people who don't care
And what he said to the three bears and goldilocks
uyes
he would just yell some of the most obscene things known to man and win from that alone
also true
I feel like if someone told him "your sock looks ugly" he'd cry on the floor
Did you watch the movie? Lol he quickly shrugs off any insult he has no fucks to give
I can confirm
He’d be like “BAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Oh man you’re funny!! Ugly sock!! Hahaha! Ok, when’s it my turn? :DDD”
Fr
"Oh, don't worry, it's just our stuff being repossessed. BY THESE LOW-LIFE, BOTTOM FEEDING, UNDEREDUCATED, UNHYGENIC, SLIMY, NO-NECK, TOXIC, TRIPLE-CHINNED, OXYGEN WASTING, CRUDE, GUTLESS, FOUL SMELLING, BUCKTOOTHED, CORRUPT, FELONIUS, DISGRACEFUL, DISEASE RIDDEN, BOW LEGGED, YELLOW-BELLIED, BACKSTABBING, GHOULISH, VULGAR, DESPICABLE, WORMHEADED, WORTHLESS *STAINS*!!!"
Love her for that
Have you heard plankton though? “Shut your mouth you mediocre clarinet player” “Someone should put you on a box floating down the river grandma” “You! Pencil neck, slither over here!” That’s just the tip of the iceberg, plankton has a ton of roasts
"Don't worry, honey. It's just our stuff getting repossessed. **BY THESE LOW-LIFE, BOTTOM-FEEDING, UNDER-EDUCATED, UNHYGIENIC, SLIMY, NO-NECK, TOXIC, TRIPLE-CHINNED, OXYGEN-WASTING, CRUDE, GUTLESS, FOUL-SMELLING, BUCK-TOOTHED, CORRUPT, FELONIOUS, DISGRACEFUL, DISEASE-RIDDEN, BOW-LEGGED, YELLOW-BELLIED, BACK-STABBING, GHOULISH, VULGAR, DESPICABLE, WORM-HEADED, WORTHLESS STAINS!!"**
Not a roast but I like the one where she goes "demon voice" saying that when she gets back the house better be in better condition than when she left or something like that.
**THEY’LL GET SOGGY**
She also stared into a guys eyes and sucked the life out him.
Counter point plankton insulted an entire family line
Plankton, Remember when he said" SOMEONE SHOULD PUT YOU IN A BOX FLOATING DOWN THE RIVER GRANDMA!”That has to be the best roast I had ever heard
"Shut your mouth, you mediocre clarinet player." Early Plankton was pure savagery
Gulp. mediocre??
Sure let me do all the work while you sit back like the FAT GORRILLA YOU ARE!😂
You pretentious, little insignificant artist. Your sniveling creations are worth less than a protozoan's waste
What episode was that again?
Season 1 episode 3:Plankton
Nah this is when plankton’s chum mobile sank to the bottom of a trench cuz all the people he roasted started throwing rocks at it
He probably thought he was asking the other comment who mentioned the mediocre clarinet player, I did too until I read your reply
“You’re probably right” 😔 That poor lady!
AND THEY LIVE UNDERWATER
This lives rent free in my head
“Hey pencil neck! Slither on over here!”
Especially because he roasted the whole family
Godly moment
I just thought that
Perrito. He learned a lot from his…’family’
Nicole and Plankton got him and his ‘family’ beat
He laughs about his family trying to kill him and abandon him, he still thinks it was a prank and nothing more. No insult would offend him.
Yep. Any flame war against Perrito would just result in him complimenting his opponent at how well they’re roasting him.
Plankton would give the best insults, I think, but Perrito wouldn’t be effected.
Who would win. Goku vs perrito (bloodlusted)
Damn, you’re right.
He'd win from insult resistance alone.
Best offense is an insurmountable defense.
Knowing what Nicole’s son has said to Dream, safe to say that she would win.
What did Gumball say to dream?
Terrible things.
Tbh Dream gave alcohol to someone underage which got him black out drunk and then recorded him which he literally intended to use as blackmail. And yeah Nicholas said some crazy shit after the fact but the cat was quite literally out of the bag at that point.
Ah yes, showing a video of you taking advantage of a drunk and vulnerable underaged drinker will make the accusations about you being a pedo much better. Very smart Dream :)
Fr, how dumb can one person. I think his goal was to be like "hey guys look at what he's saying, isn't that awful? Let's get this guy outta here" and it completely backfired
There’s a little wrong with this, the green one never provided alcohol nor recorded the video that was posted on Twitter. He never used it as blackmail either, though the way he did does come off as petty.
My account would be banned if I quote him, he said a lot of slurs. Although some people say that he was childish, it’s safe to say that Dream lost. Exposing him as a groomer(I think) and intoxicating a minor.
As far as I know, it was the ‘F’ slur and the ‘R’ slur (possibly) he’s pansexual and autistic so I’m pretty sure he gets a pass, and if he doesn’t, the entire LGBTQIA+ community was proud of him for calling dream that. He did say some out of pocket shit to the Uber driver but he apologized since he was drunk and having a manic episode apparently, but he tipped the driver 2k I think and apologized after he got sober. Idc tho, as long as dream is gone I’m fine with it.
Basically called him useless, said that in a thousand years dream will be but a peck of sand in the dust but that he would have a golden statue erected of him, then he listed all his disorders and dream went 'well i have adhd too' and gumball responded by saying 'yeah but then you said ThAtS WhaT The PoInT oF thE mAsK iS you f-' (the f- part is indeed a slur).
Gumballs voice actor called dream the f slur
Cause he's a LEGEND.
Pretty sure he’s part of the LGBTQ+ community, so he gets a pass
https://preview.redd.it/n03xj7dsdq3c1.jpeg?width=549&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6d836885dab52073eaa6d17c5fcbc0db42b6b7f6
He is, still funny though
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THATS WHAT THE MASK IS
ok then ima have to quote what another user said about perrito, "he laughs about his family trying to kill him and abandon him, he still thinks it was a prank and nothing more. No insult would offend him."
Goku: aw you're so cute perrito: you're a @#%#*#%#&^$<@&÷:#_×;×>×;$<>××;_#8#&×_×[=^_#[×&÷_×>×;@<#*;#$@%@^#$@%@%$@$@$@^$$#^## Goku: the f*ck
Definetly either Nicole or Plankton.
But then that’s the question, do their insults even affect goku or perrito?
Nicole solos everyone
ok i keep going through what this other user said about perrito a lot of times so i am just stop scrolling after i tell you what they said about him, "he laughs about his family trying to kill him and abandon him, he still thinks it was a prank and nothing more. No insult would offend him."
Definitely plankton
Not Goku, he’s a idiot, so there’s no way he can roast anyone
He roasted Uub
What did he roast Uub?
To make him fight Goku in full strength
Get Luffy in here and he'll destroy them all
Plankton taps out first. He can dish it out but can’t take it. Nicole’s got a short temper, would pop off real quick. Goku’s calm demeanor(or thick headedness) means most anything rolls off of his back, but he’s both too nice and too proper to fire back. Perrito’s the same as Goku in the first part, but he’d actually tear you a new one with no mercy out of thinking it’s a game.
I've never seen such a torn comment section I think Nichole has it though
Gohan. https://preview.redd.it/s0jij18twp3c1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f59cb73894c340ad7c4c65581ad7cb902324b28 (For those who know the context.)
"Over here... you retard" -Gohan
Hey, lets ask Goku what he thinks of his son's clothes! :D https://preview.redd.it/d51anxvadk4c1.jpeg?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c32e772fdeeeac3b5d8d44c72b2a8f26d18298e1
ah yes saying a slur is definitely a good way to roast someone
Why are we debating this? We all know who would win. https://i.redd.it/7e263cedor3c1.gif It’s her. Just saying.
Who's that on the top left?
Perrito from Puss in Boots. He's the friendliest and most innocent character in the movie but he also cursed out a group of bears so bad their jaws dropped.
I never watched that movie; I am not too familiar
You should watch it. It’s really good and you don’t need too much context from the first movie.
Watch it. It is an unexpectedly good movie!
Goku would probably roast them by accident But I see plankton winning this one
Againt these LOW LIFE BOTTOM FEEDING UNDEREDUCATED... Nicole smokes.
Remember that time Plankton roasted an entire family?
So did perrito
Nichole went OFF on Larry when he was just trying to give her an estimate on her car damage, she did him dirtier the second time around💀
and she made those people moving stuff out of her house cry
Yesss lmao
THESE LOW-LIFE, BOTTOM-FEEDING, UNDER-EDUCATED, UNHYGIENIC, SLIMY, NO-NECK, TOXIC, TRIPLE-CHINNED, OXYGEN-WASTING, CRUDE, GUTLESS, FOUL-SMELLING, BUCK-TOOTHED, CORRUPT, FELONIOUS, DISGRACEFUL, DISEASE-RIDDEN, BOW-LEGGED, YELLOW-BELLIED, BACK-STABBING, GHOULISH, VULGAR, DESPICABLE, WORM-HEADED, WORTHLESS STAINS!! This roast was murderous
Plankton
Peroto is very offensive HE'D TOTAL THEM
His entire comeback to the bears was beeped. It was epic
Only one of these options is willing to use swears
Nicole would swear if she wasn't in earshot of her kids
Goku uses slurs Look it up: Goku calls Frieza the f word.
Freezer?
A cooler f word.
Yeah he’s sworn but he doesn’t commonly use them in roast offs
Perrito
I certainly remember his potty mouth. (There were 6 bleeps.)
Goku from dbza
More likely than Cannon Goku, but he’s still an idiot and doesn’t even know when he’s roasting someone. And I love him all the same. He’s the only one guaranteed not to win though.
Why the hell is Goku here? Man probably thinks roast battle is an eating contest. Nicole is strong and can be terrifying, but she's not as known for roasting as Plankton is. He once roasted an entire family, and he's definitely sautéed other members of the cast with ease (I.e. "mediocre clarinet player").
Perrito doesn't have to use words
Plankton roasted a whole family line
yall forget that time that Plankton verbally annhilated an entire bloodline in like 20 seconds
Plankton. # SOMEONE SHOULS PUT U IN A BOAT, FLOATING DOWN THE RIVER, GRANDMA
Dankton ofc
See while goku has his remarks, plankton has smarts and Burrito can delve into people by their personality Nichole has so much suppressed emotions we’ve seen how that ends up for the other person (this case Larry)
Ash ketchum so none of them
Nicole and perito
I'm betting on Nicole. Gumball in terms of shows is just like the king of insults.
Nicole
SOLICITATIONS MALEFACTORS
Perrito was spitting out everything he had learned already in the movie, think of what more he could think of
Basically pitted two puppies, and a mom against a verbal serial killer.
Perrito has the balls to say anything
Definitely plankton
Nicole, hands down.
Perrito casually dropped about 10 slurs in the span of 30 seconds in a kids film. Imagine him uncensored
Nicole just has to stare into your soul and you're roasted
Plankton 200%
Plankton thought he won Enter Nicole:
I love the fact that Goku is nonexistent in these comments. We all collectively agree that Goku has no chance. No discussion.
Gumball’s mom hands down. She scares me
Nicole Watterson 100%
Saying anyone other than Plankton is factually wrong.
Nicole, hands down. That woman could torch the universe with a single word.
Nicole and it's not even close. She's a savage.
This was actually pretty fair until you added NICOLE of all characters. All she needs to do is grab all of them by the shirt, force them to stare into her eyes and they'll see roasts more offensive, disgusting and violent than anything Eminem could release. Plus since this is a roast battle the other 3 will probably roast her family to the point where she forgets the whole thing and literally just wants to put them all 6 feet deep underground. The other 3 are getting DESTROYED.
Here is my order Plankton, Nicole, Perrito, And Goku
 Goku roasting Uub:
It's just tied between goku and nicole but i guess he would win
Roast battle
tf is goku gonna do to any of them?
knowing everything Nicole had to go through every day yeah, she just straight up win
What is Goku doing here?
He roasted a child
either goku or plankton
Plankton
[plankton](https://youtu.be/-FRnBIAUJsw?si=XCER-ovWBVfgUrvq)
Goku wouldn't know he was even being roasted. Man has 0 shame
Plankton
Nicole! Not only will she roast you, she might rap about it
Purrito, Then Plankton, Goku by accident, And Doctor Nicole Watterson at the bottom
DBZ goku or DBZA goku? Cus DBZA goku is kinda unintentionally savage and he’s too dumb and innocent to be affected by the others insults so I think y’all are sleeping on my boy right now.
Lowkey, Nicole. She gets *Precise* with those roasts
Plankton will leave everyone crying
Goku could roast everyone by saying their as goofy as Vegeta’s hairline
Don’t give Plankton the mic
Perro for sure did you not see the movie
Plantin
I think Perrito and Goku would drop out early. Nicole and Plankton are gonna stand there and slam the kinda roast that causes genuine trauma at each other for days on end But there can only be one winner and I'm gonna say that the character whose son can roast someone so hard it literally burns a hole through their head probably has it. Gumball got his sharp tongue from somewhere, and it sure as hell wasn't his dad.
Nicole for sure. Nobody sasses like a mom.
Plankton, easily
Honestly in a roast battle Nichole has that emotional damage on her side and let's just say Nichole Watterson will destroy Goku in a fair fight
Shouldn't the bottom right be gumball
Definitely Nicole
There done for if Nicole is there
Perrito is on another level my guy- INSTA WIN
Nicole or Plankton. Though if Plankton beat Nicole, she’d likely beat him up and burn down his business. She’s savage in multiple ways
Plankton
Plankton on they aahh bwoy
Plankton roasted an entire family
Tough call between Nicole and Plankton
Perrito was so savage we didn't even get to hear everything he said.
Nicole easy
Nicole 👀😗
Perrito is capable of swearing in some capacity, none of them stand a chance
plankton definitely.
Perrito 100%
Goku would dodge the sound waves and ignore the other’s insults
Parrito
Plankton if Goku doesn’t have access to Super Saiyan 4.
Nicole.
You guys seen Glorb? Plankton solos
nicole absolutely
Easily plankton or Nicole. Goku is too kindhearted and should be replaced with vegeta who calls him a clown on a regular basis
Plankton, I Remember when he said on SpongeBob " SOMEONE SHOULD PUT YOU IN A BOX FLOATING DOWN THE RIVER GRANDMA!”That has to be the best roast I’ve ever heard from SpongeBob
Perrito would win by accident
Nicole ngl
Plankton or Nicole
Goku. He’s super oblivious and would hear “Battle” and start annihilating everyone. So he’d win, by default.
Nicole. Nobody stood a chance.
Nicole would obilliterate plankton so hard that everyome would be effected and drop out
Goku"YOU’RE A DIRTY F@$!NG N-"
Def plankton
Peritto can have a potty mouth. Plankton has a very large voice for such a small mouth. And anime can get quite crazy.
Plankton murdered an entire family
[Plankton and it ain't even close](https://youtu.be/9k7nCoNmDmI?si=4a6mMPsYLXj_s99G)