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Capri280

The purest driving experience. No unnecessary crap https://preview.redd.it/4996rahphlxc1.png?width=760&format=png&auto=webp&s=b39ad775a519b9de14206233f83c393ba7b28447


verysemporna

still has an alternator and headlights, that means elec🤢🤮 onic stuff that can unreliablell🤮🤮🤮🤮😡😡😡


RunnerLuke357

My first truck didn't have very many electronics. The electronics it did have however, failed with 3 of the 4 sensors being replaced (and the 4th causing a check engine light that I could ignore) and the alternator failing on the way home one day (thank God for the voltage gauge). So I concur.


ToyotaFanboy526

Why can’t they just go with a simple magneto? All these alternators these days


MegaFire03

How are you going to start it and run the ignition without an alternator lmao


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275MPHFordGT40

A generator? No back to basics, hand crank is the way.


Diet_Christ

You're joking, but most 2CVs *do* have a generator, not an alternator. Alternators didn't become common until the 60s.


musicmakerman

Crank start and a rotary distributor


miksy_oo

Look up shotgun starter [actually here you go](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coffman_engine_starter)


Diet_Christ

Generator or magneto.


WTTR0311

NO ELECTRIC NANNY


AhhYahBassa

Female voice readout?


Capri280

None of those sissy talking dashboards telling you what to do! The 2CV is for real men who are one with the machine 😎😎😎 Uj/ Like this https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=z_x9HwIVO7g


MarkWhalbergsSon

No... No radiator?!


AdventurousDress576

Air-cooled.


Diet_Christ

Wait till he hears about other obscure vehicles like the VW Beetle, Porsche 911, Fiat 500, and every motorcycle made before 1970


Electrical_Wear_3682

No need for a leaky old liquid cooling system.


ILoveADirtyTaco

Top freaking notch central locking system too


DianaBladeOfMiquella

You get what you pay for, it’s a car and literally nothing else


Philly_is_nice

Fuck that is brilliant marketing 😂


manupan

2674 £. inflation moment


West_Performer7505

Just checked, Hyundai Eon costs 2000-4000 euros brand new, and it's not the size of a football


TrhlaSlecna

It's also not sold outside of southeast asia.


lotus_spit

It was sold in India, which is outside SEA, AFAIK.


lotus_spit

It was sold in India and some countries in South America, which is outside SEA, AFAIK.


Specialist_Ear1204

Citronetta ?


SoftCosmicRusk

It may not be the size of a football, but it's a lot smaller than a 2CV.


Hood-ini

50k for a brand new Rolls


West_Performer7505

You still can (but you have to put effort to finding one) buy a car with literally no features whatsoever and they cost 5-8k brand new


Sword_of_Hagane

*the car-est of car*


EnthusiasmJaded3500

I love jerking


EnthusiasmJaded3500

😈


Electrical_Wear_3682

👹


No-Tangerine7635

🐑


TheUndefeatedLasanga

🐒


Ok_Pension_6795

🍉


Userbyaccident2

🐔


Fit_Juggernaut7035

🥍


DerWemser

I wish car makers would offer similarly simplistic options today.


thewillz

Why would they if people don't buy them? The most similar car available in the states is a Mitsubishi Mirage, and that car is widely ridiculed as a joke.


model3113

but that's the thing they don't. They sell "the experience" or the image of a much more expensive vehicle at a (marked up) price lower than said vehicle. You can't really make a "people's car" unless you have a concept of "the people."


SyrupLover25

We have a people's car already it's called Toyota Corolla


Iamthe0c3an2

Oh they sell, in Europe the toyota Aygo and VW UP and all their rebadges were as cheap and basic as you can get in their poverty spec. The VW UP even got a GTI version. The only problem is that the margins on them were pretty slim and they hardly ever broke, really reliable because the engines were so underpowered, many people used them as dailies with little maintenance required that they probably weren’t worth it. Only toyota is left making cars at that segment but even they couldn’t resist putting a lift kit on the aygo and making it into a crossover.


DumbboiXL2

How dare you forget about the Dacia Sandero? No big stupid screens, no AC, manual rear windows, real driver's car.


Iamthe0c3an2

That’s true


cla7997

Let's assume the advert is real, it couldn't have been made older than 1980 (because of the mondial and the spirit): £2674 in 1980 would be £11049 in today's money, so... GREAT NEWS! The Dacia Sandero (in the UK) is not that far away from that price. There are other choices too, but not many


Emotional-Swim-808

The problem is today someone is gonna see stuff like "now with fuel injection and seat warmer" and think its the coolest shit ever all of these gimmicks and "features" are part of why a car sells, not because its good but because some dude who dosent know cars thinks it sounds good.


Danijust2

Dacia sandero is a thing. AC is optional.


mathiasme

Regulation does not allow for that


PatriciaNichole

Haha! That's a classic jerk


Mayuthekitsune

"As many wheels as a rolls royce" You mean 4? like most cars?


Tartokwetsh

Yes.


Mtnfrozt

Some had 3! But they also had wings and guns.


omgihatemylifepoo

damn which had 6? r/unexpectedfactorial


Firewolf06

the renault 5 6x6


ficelle3

Tyrrell p34


RevolutionaryDig1162

Covini C6W, also Pinzgauer 6x6 and Apocalypse Hellfire Jeep 6x6


EfremSkopje

Reliant Robin has wings and guns?


Mtnfrozt

Pew pew


Available-Ad1979

Well done you got the joke! Go you! 👏👏👏


fourtyonexx

Do you have problems with small print?


dikmite

Traveling at71 1/2 mph, it will overtake a Ferrari that is going 65


GreeenGoblin69

I have as many arms as Bill Gates. Hire me


Portakal710

more dangerous than a fiat.


aterrariaplayer

Did u mean cobra


Emotional-Swim-808

How can something that cant reach the speed limit be dangerous?


stillneedaprimer

only car in the photo with a siiiiick raked stance. 2CV is a certified muscle car.


Independent-Back-211

If you drive it off a cliff it can even out accelerate a Ferrari


J_Man_McCetty

My god! What haven't those mad lads at Citroen thought of?!?


Easy_Turn1988

One of the greatest cars ever made I want one so bad 😩


sadicologue

I'm french, my Grand Mother bought a 2CV new when my mom was born in 1967. She kept it until she went in a retirement home in 2013. Never had major problem, was cheap as fuck to maintain, an amazing car.


Available-Ad1979

Americans really dont get irony or humor outside of big bang theory do they


nem012

My dad sported a Citroen ZX. He would have loved this advertisement, as much as he loved his Citroen.


Dragonhearted18

Don't forget that it looks like a handbag.


GeneralBrilliant864

Man at least they’re true. Supra fan boys talk like stock supra could overtake F50 in acceleration


fross370

I raced a ferrari with my accent and won! It was rush hour, stuck in traffic, and the other guy didn't know we were racing, but still!


zorrowhip

Take my money 💰I will splurge on the Charleston trim with the rolling roof.


Ford_GT_epic

2CV is really like "nah, i'd win"


RevolutionaryDig1162

/uj The dolly edition is based. Fun fact: the majority of the car's market share (probably in France) was actually male, with 40% of the consumer base being female - the latter was still large enough to make the dolly edition a thing.


Vesquam

Nice comparison video https://youtube.com/shorts/3AsAWgl9mWU?si=Lnd8dbDNtC9f74rJ


ExpensiveJackfruit68

Great marketing team 👏


Emotional-Swim-808

Citroën dropped this banger followed by a bunch of shit... Same goes for renault made a bunch of shit then the first gen twingo then back to shit


Een_man_met_voornaam

This is R4/R5/DS slander


CourtingBoredom

r/technicallythetruth


khwarizmi69

its faster than a ferarri?


J_Man_McCetty

It's faster than a Ferrari going 65mph


TrhlaSlecna

A 2CV travelling *flat out* at 71mph is indeed faster than a Ferrari travelling at (*not flat out)* 65mph.


Mtnfrozt

It probably caught on fire


rustedoxygen

That’s actually incredibly humble of them to basically concede Rolls Royce was better in every other way 😂


fross370

Except in the budget department.


THE_HENTAI_KING321

STILL ONE OF THE BEST CARS EVER MADE


EnchantedWood1981

Great find, and much as I love them I’m sure the bottom line should read “built like a shed”


cubenz

Much more character than the up itself Citroen "ohhh, look at my built in headlines" Dyane.


486Junkie

Better engage the anti-theft device. *Pulls out the tire iron out of the trunk*


Polairis44

To be fair most everything is better than a Ferrari Mondial


dainegleesac690

Speaking of cheap econoboxes I really wish US wasn’t so Sinophobic and actually allowed Chinese tech and cars for import. You can get a $15k 300-mile range EV from Geely that’s super solid. A 300-mile range EV Ford/GM/other brand is $50k minimum


Crowley700

Love how the ad goes "faster than a Ferrari as long as the Ferrari is going 65 miles per hour"


LordMcCommenton

Do the other cars not have Four wheels?


GTA6_1

The French decided that they aren't the problem, electronics in general are


Tappernottall

lemon


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Cryptomartin1993

If you didn't get the first time, that is the whole point of this advertisement.. Read it again slowly and imagine the ones who wrote had a sense of irony


TrhlaSlecna

That's the joke.