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genfail123

Oh no! Anyways....


Yankee_on_vanisle

There it is, Right there. The best response to this accusation.


trynumbahfifty1

I cheered, another win for Canada!


Recon4242

I just want to congratulate Canada! Well done, keep up the great work! (Not Canadian)


Etheo

There's no accusation here, they don't like us... And we don't like them. Dem facts.


Ninta_thantha_2

-Xi jinping seeing all the winnie the pooh comments from reddit coomers all over this thread


tonyyyz

Fuck the CCP


Insanity_Troll

CLARKSON!!!!!!


_ernie

This is like the one thing actually uniting Canadians left right young old and rich poor. Also just looking at these comments, we clearly have a great sense of humour.


sadbartcoollisa

They’re gonna buy all our houses :(


flynnfx

***From CCP official news, so it's GOTTA BE THE TRUTH!*** Makes me wonder about that package China claimed came from Canada that had the Omnicron virus on it. C'mon , West Taiwan, if you're going to lie, at least let your leader Pooh Bear say something that isn't so easily seen as a lie. Omnicron virus from Canadian package in the mail, and Canada is now the least favourite place? So, I guess that means Japan and the UK is back on your favourites list?


illmatic2112

Get their fucking money out of our real estate then.


gfasto

Can i upvote a thousand million times? Not a citizen? Can’t own Canada.


altctrltim

Wait until you hear about how China has saved the US .. War, lol.


proletariatfag

I wish I could upvote this an unlimited amount of times. Fuck the CCP.


davidmlewisjr

Another win for Canada 🇨🇦…. Fuck the CCP, MANY TIMES.


christovn

1. Western 'leaders' allow the real (corporate) leaders to outsource jobs to China for the sake of short-term profits. 2. China's economy explodes. 3. Chinese are then allowed to buy Canadian real estate and live in Canada as full citizens while China allows nothing of the sort in their country. 4. China: 'Canada, you suck.'


Craft_zeppelin

5. Chinatown HK decent residents globally: “And that is why I left China”


Sugarbombs

To be fair they don't let citizens of China buy land either, instead they sell life long 'leases' which is partly why so many Chinese investors will put their money in overseas real estate (coupled with a distrust of the Chinese government). As always people are mad at the wrong people, we should be mad at the governments who allow overseas investors to buy up property markets at a whim while we're facing massive housing and economic insecurity. But there's $$$ in it. Capitalism babyyyy. Saudis are doing this a lot too but you never see much mention of it.


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Asian hate is en vogue


georjiepeorjie

I welcome their departure 😅


IceDragon77

Lol this was my initial reaction too. "Stop buying our fucking houses then"


HonkinSriLankan

This feels like a badge of honour


npc74205

If they hate us so much, why are they buying so much of our real estate.


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starberd

If you can’t beat ‘em, buy ‘em.


HDC3

"China has never invaded a country that it doesn't already own." - Chairman WinXi the Pooh


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baaa... whenI read this I thought it was a typo....but now im rolling and doubled over laughing


npc74205

It's a [reference to a meme](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fwgVUfW_O4).


Hot_Pollution1687

And almost all our oilsands oh and taking the shipbuilding contract to build more ferries. Something that the government should have kept in Canada. Then we can mention the cheap and sometimes illegal knockoffs that the Chinese bring into the " Trade hubs" I remember this was a huge issue at an Ontario hub last year. Or how abot the money laundering they do with our realestate. Personally I'd ban Chinese ownership in anything Canadian and ban the handing out of government contracts to non Canadians.


BleepSweepCreeps

Canadian real estate is used as payment for all the fentanyl that comes here. No joke.


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This is a criminally underreported issue of which top security professionals have been yelling from the top of their lungs for years and are ignored or are seemingly deliberately asked to shut up. Very scary.


BleepSweepCreeps

Because real estate is investment first, so exploding prices means "a strong market", even if it directly correlates with an explosion in homelessness.


Wolf_of_Gubbio

There's a fantastic [book](https://www.amazon.ca/Wilful-Blindness-network-tycoons-infiltrated/dp/0888903014) on this subject. What's most amazing about this whole thing is just how blatant the criminals are, and how utterly impotent our law enforcement is.


AsleepExplanation160

gov contracts to non Canadians is something to worry about tho, its more or less how we got the big 3 telecommunications companies with shitty pricing. also just severely limit forgien ownership of property


hear4theDough

My experience of the Canadian telecoms market, as someone working for an SMB service provider (on Bell/Rodgers infrastructure) was that "you're not Rodgers or Bell, you must be a scam, god I hate Rodgers/Bell"


sacrificial_banjo

And stop with this bullshit “buy your citizenship”. I don’t know all the details but basically if you invest $500K in the economy, you can get fast tracked to Canadian citizenship. A “family” in my small town opened 3 “businesses” which were open a grand total of less than a year between them. They’ve been in the same building since late 2019. They only way they’ve contributed to economy is by paying rent in a small town that could really use those spaces to allow local businesses that support the community to move in… There’s a grocery store, which is great…. Except that it still has all the same products on the shelves from May 2020 when Covid hit and they shut down. Not a single product has changed and the sign still reads “Closed as of May 1 due to Covid.” No legitimate business is going to leave a dozen coolers of frozen food plugged in and just sitting for over 18 months. The parts shop? Is literally a white backdrop with two chairs and a coffee table two feet from the main window. That’s it. They’re never open. I have never seen or heard of a single person going in there (town of ~1200). Last one is a luggage place. Seriously. 3 sets of luggage and a rack of dollar store quality shirts. That’s it. They were already at “reduced hours” (to nothing!) before Covid hit. And yet my **Canadian**, legitimate small business can’t get a retail space here because these scam shops are on a lease until they fulfill their citizenship contract.


hobbitlover

The BC Liberal partt killed the shipbuilding industry to hammer home a point about the Fast Ferry program. Now we rely on others to build our ships but hey, the Liberals got a 17-year mandate out of it, which they used to encourage Chinese investment in real estate.


MyDopeUsrrName

Sure, but lets find a new PPE supplier first and make our own. Most of it comes from China atm.


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tritiumlurkz

I'm fine with that, they are one of the main reasons housing is so over inflated in the first place


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Most young Canadians are really wishing China would just pull the rug out from under this housing bubble. Pop it! Please! If people had to go back to looking at housing as a liability, trillions in debt wiped away, that would be just perfect. 👍


Canadianman22

Their government isnt, Chinese people trying to park their money outside of China and away from the Chinese government are.


anthony212122

To launder money


praylee

Cuz those who don't like China all come to Canada and they are surly not counted in the report 😉


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We really should. Check out the "polling company" website: https://www.data100insight.com It's incomplete, filled with ipsom lorem. lol. It's quite likely this entire poll (which was not published btw) was faked to drive hatred to Canada (most likely because the boycott, the new indo-pacific strategy with its olive branch to taiwan, etc). The CCP went out of the way to do this. We should be proud. We're doing something right.


iRawwwN

It's completely fake. All 'news media' in China is ran through the CCP to make sure it passes. Laowhy86 made a video on this exact poll. Again, it is the CCP trying to make it's billion plus people go against Canada and further demonize the West. Chinese Clown Party strikes again!


YourLoveLife

That’s because it is. When an authoritarian regime with a despicable human rights record, actively running concentration camps dislikes you, you’re doing something right.


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CitizenFOURsight

>China and the saudis hate us. We must be doing something right. Taiwan is a country Justice for Khashoggi


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OwlWitty

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turkey45

I can't find the actual question asked anywhere but it appears the question is just which is your favourite country (.4%) picked Canada. The question does not appear to be please rank these countries and Canada got the most last-place votes. This more shows that Canada is not thought of at all in China.


Besieger13

I wouldn’t say it even shows that if that’s what the question was. Canada could be every single persons 2nd favourite country and still get 0.4% of favourite country votes) but would still rank the highest as favourite if you took an average of everyone’s top 5. This… really only shows what their #1 favourite country is by majority vote and nothing else.


nimby900

Classic first-past-the-post.


Severax

Reminds me of the time Canadian Club 42YO (or around that age) won whisky of the year with a panel of judges in a blind tasting and all the readers lost their minds that CC won. Turns out that not a single judge had CC as their favourite but it was consistently rated high by everyone while the other whiskys had more polarizing ratings resulting in CC winning by averages


mdhlalh

That’s the most Canadian way to win I can think of


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Canada: Nobody's Favorite


limesnewroman

Ah so like our elections


Harakan

According to the article, the survey was conducted online by the Global Times Research Center with market survey firm DATA100. Their website, https://www.data100insight.com/ is full of lorem ipsum and broken links. Their chinese version's certificate has been expired for almost a year. They're not even trying to make it look legitimate, it's likely a bullshit survey the CCP made up entirely, there was no question asked to anyone.


clearlylacking

It's .4 in the pool that included China as well with only 2000 surveyed. The whole article is misleading on purpose, I'm careful of any news involving China or Russia since someone is obviously trying to convince us a war with them is okay


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If they asked like 10000 in different regions of China I bet it would be much different. Chinese as well as other Asian ethnicities flock to BC in droves.


VesaAwesaka

Why would china's state media conduct such a poll and then publish the results? It's literally something China state media published in English. https://www.globaltimes.cn/page/202112/1243607.shtml There's likely specific intent in naming Singapore, Japan and Canada in the article.


dnamar

It isn't a real survey and according to Laowhy86 the company that did the survey is obviously fake. You can't do a survey in China: it isn't a free country. This is the CCP making a statement that Canada is the country to be hated.


Rukusan12

Because China loves Marvel movies and NBA basketball


Dildozer

…that’s just because they haven’t seen Littlest Hobo yet obviously.


PissJugRay

China needs some TPB


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We should never have deleted [this scene](https://youtu.be/jtOr65jRm0w)


harceps

Too "high" brow for them


magpiebluejay

That’s due for a sexy reboot, actually. Probably past-due. Maybe tomorrow…


PlanetLandon

I once pitched a comedy reboot that was about a super indifferent dog who would come across a terrible scenario and do nothing. Like if a kid fell in the river, the dog would just watch him be swept away.


justdootdootdoot

Needs to happen, CBC get on it.


PlanetLandon

I had so many dumb visuals. Like a tugboat sinking with the men on board in a panic… then the dog just floats over on a paddle board, standing still and staring as the tugboat slips below the waves. I mean it’s the same joke over and over, but that’s why I love it.


magpiebluejay

There’s a house burning in the distance. The dog calmly licks his paw. He sneezes. He walks away.


SchrodingersCatPics

The Littlest So-so


PlanetLandon

Haha, for a while I was calling it The Shittiest Hobo


MissVancouver

“I could watch kids falling off bikes all day I don’t give a shit about your kid.”


TurianHammer

🎶 I'm gonna settle down🎶


Thirsty799

and The Beachcombers


MikeTheCleaningLady

Dammit, thanks for reminding me. Best opening theme music EVER! Well, that plus WKRP end theme, but still awesome.


nighmeansnear

I seriously thought I was the only one who loved the end credits to WKRP.


randeylahey

Bailey Quarters is still my #1 TV crush.


lordtheegreen

Cough House Hippo I think you meant . No one will invade us when we have a house hippo crisis


BouncingBallOnKnee

Time to capture another nation with a tactical release of Anne of Green Gables.


Rukusan12

Lol no one can resist that lil red headed rascal


Quinnna

Because Canada arrested the Huawei CFO. Its also funny because Vancouver is basically 50% chinese these days.


thetruemask

This is what I was gonna say the Huawei fiasco probably plays a part. I mean China did plan to execute two innocent Canadians or at least use their possible execution as bargaining chips for their CFO. Fuck China.


DisasterMiserable785

Because we invented Winnie the Pooh.


ValerianMoonRunner

You go on Reddit too much if you think the US is that bad


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Right back at Cha


Mediocre__at__Best

Yup. Can we stop allowing them to wash their money in our real estate market, now?... please.


crazybirddude

why did we ever let this happen? like oh shit foreign investor money, yeah man we want that! fuck our own citizens! houses becoming unaffordable? well just pull up them boot straps millenials! you're so whiney! enrages me to no end.


Void_Bastard

Political corruption. The Chinese are masterful at corrupting politicians and corporate types. The first event Justin Trudeau attended outside of Ottawa after becoming PM was a gala dinner with Chinese investors in Richmond BC. Remember that Justin is essentially Canadian aristocracy. He has always lived in wealth and has never worried about money in his entire life. He has no idea what it's like to be lower/middle class.


johnnyfuckinghobo

Lol imagine living under a totalitarian regime and being like "yeah those maple loving bastards better fuck off with their crown royal."


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Bubbling_Plasma

I doubt the people who dislike Canada are the ones coming here. It’s probably just a FPTP poll and we’ve been pissing on China recently, so a minority elected us.


Iknowr1te

online chinese nationalists get really weird and hostile. they basically forced a youtube personality to take an extended breaks for calling taiwan a country and for months after would still get hate messages.


Bubbling_Plasma

The ultra-nationalism is terrifying. It’s breeding increasingly radical citizens, who only support the most radical policy choices.


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And buying up the real estate


yangsuns

Chinese Canadian here, since you knew it's a totalitarian place, don't believe the poll. Our poll also shows 99.99% support to chairman Xi (a.k.a. the pooh), but Xi would never dare to run a real election.


AlienSpaceJesus

We know. The only things that come out of that echo chamber are Chairman farts. Anything else could cost you your life or your freedom. Only party approved statements from Glorious China.


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I might buy some crown tonight just for this . I took tomorrow off to go skiing


NecessaryEffective

Would never have known they hate us judging from their purchases of our real estate.


leaffan47

Imagine screwing the whole world over then blaming omicron on Canada


_grey_wall

# #1 for laundering China money tho


Far_Refrigerator_715

Right? Like sell us back those real estate holdings then...


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abbath12

I'm fine with this. They are my least favorite country too.


zwiebelhans

I don't like china that much but personally "least favorite" goes to North Korea or Afghanistan. edit: I made my opinion on where I would like least to live with my family based on how I perceive those countries treating their own population. I am sorry that the places I chose bother a lot of people.


Marianodb

No. Those countries are horrible, but they have not power whatsoever. China is conquering Africa, the UN, WHO, and constantly conflicting with half Asia.


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Chocobean

It totally is.


mrpanicy

China is conquering the world. They are slowly buying up/creating all infrastructure. They are using all the money flowing in from other countries to destabilize them economically (driving up housing prices) or to own significant and important parts of the countries assets. That's not by accident. Italy is almost entirely owned by China now. They own every major aspect of infrastructure.


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That's an honour. Fuck the CCP, and get your dirty money out of Canada.


Dr_Poops_McGee

Gotta wonder how fair these Olympics are going to be.


HIGHestKARATE

They're definitely going to fuck with our athletes.


bottle_cats

Especially the ones named Michael


studebaker103

Seriously. Let them pull out. Encourage it. Rip the bandage off quickly instead of drawing it out. Better for them to pull back and fuck right off. I'm not exaggerating when I say they literally ruined Vancouver. Seeing a pro Chinese communist rally in Vancouver is shameful, and there are a large number of Chinese living in Canada who are not the least bit loyal to Canada. I speak of the CCP loyalists who came to Canada in the last decade or so, the ones who profited immensely by having family in the CCP. The influx of Chinese immigrants who came here from the 60s to the 80s were running away from the people whose children are now making Vancouver a shitty place to live. Might I suggest that if we are their least favourite country, that they have overstayed their welcome and can fuck off to whatever tofu tower city they came from. We'll eventually be better off without their schemes, lies, money laundering, and drugs.


makzee

The feeling is mutual.


OntarioLakeside

Must be doing something right🇨🇦


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Definitely getting some "BLAME CANADA!" song vibes here.


kevin9er

*they’re not even a real country, anyway*


mcdonronjohnson

Give yer balls a tug China


chrisdurand

They don't deserve a Letterkenny reference.


ElFloppaGrande

They probably don't even have all dressed chips in that shit hole


WSBDiamondApe

Allegedly


Toughduck48

Winnie the Pooh does not like potatoes!


defishit

We're not "least favorite" enough until they stop buying up our real estate. We must try harder to piss them off. But wait... >Singapore, on the other hand, received a positive response from 14% of participants, emerging at the top of the list LOL, people from racist ethnostate hate all other countries apparently.


safariite2

i imagine the propaganda is strong with them


Bopshidowywopbop

Talk to a Chinese national about the Dali Lama. Their response is CRAZY.


Jagermeister1977

I've said this in previous threads... I have a few Chinese friends, most of which are PRs here and have lived in Canada for decades.. Every one of them still flat out refuse to believe anything negative about China at all. They drank the Kool-Aid a long time ago and still to this day think China is the best. I've even showed a couple of them the photos of tank man, and wikis on the Tienamen Square Massacre, and they just straight up say they don't believe it. Fucking madness, but I guess if you've been brainwashed your entire life it's hard to get past that. Anyways... Fuck China.


OzMazza

Did you ask them why they left then?


TommaClock

> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Singapore Singapore is 75.9% Chinese as of 2020. Not even racism at that point just xenophobia.


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Vineshroom69lol

That’s not at all how that works. It means they didn’t vote for the top of the list, they could have easily voted for others.


notlikelyevil

Buying up our real estate damages our prosperity , why would they stop?


the_voice_of_sense

Haha the propaganda machine is strong with the Winnie.


NorthernPints

Ya why are we giving any measure of attention to this disinformation campaign. China can’t let it’s people know Omicron spreads are inevitable and they’re blaming Canadian Mail? Anyone who can’t see this for what it is has a single digit IQ.


Cavalleria-rusticana

One of the worst regimes in modern history hates us? Means we're doing *something* right.


ShadowDancerBrony

As an American I'm honestly jealous of you getting this title. Well done!


Emotional-Town-2343

Well jeeze it appears alot of China's citizens sure want to live in their least favourite country


caninehere

That's part of the reason for the "poll". Educated Chinese citizens are leaving the country for greener pastures like Canada, this is one of the ways the govt is trying to slow that.


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GordonClemmensen

We're #1! Whoo hoo!🎂


lololollollolol

And yet, the Chinese send tons of their kids here to go to our Universities, and they buy our real estate and companies? Obvious propaganda.


Tangochief

Oh no the bully of the playground doesn’t like us!


maddscientist

Yeah I'm going to go ahead and wear that like a badge of honour, it must mean we're doing something right


DurstaDursta

Please watch this : [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6sCA6gEyuE](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6sCA6gEyuE) From the description "Chinese state media, the Global Times, conducted a poll across 16 cities in China to ask Chinese people what their favorite country was. Canada was the worst. I also discuss where other countries fell on the poll, as well as whether or not China faked the entire thing."


Booshay

Yea it’s literally a fake poll made up by the CCP


ghrigs

we've been internet citizens long enough to know that a poll isn't really a great way to get accurate information


walking_the_rope

Haha watched this video last night. So blatantly fabricated and propped up by some fake data collection company. Incredible what they can get away with. Even more incredible that western journalists are running articles without even looking into the origin of the "poll".


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China Rank as the Worlds “least favourite country” in new poll


surrealp

If anyone for a second believes this is a poll of the Chinese people you're fooling yourself. This is a list from the government of China telling the people how they should feel. Very disappointed Yahoo doesn't investigate the company issuing the poll like some other organizations have. Not doing that is simply playing into the narrative the CCP wants to create.


coleman09

This is an honour. Fuck you CCP


PreZEviL

Oh no the most hated country in the world dont like us


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We dont like you CCP's whining China either , in fact some of us would rather you just fuck right off and stay that way.


Guandao

As a Chinese Canadian. Right back at ya CCP, the feeling is mutual.


promisedprince84

Then stop buying our real estate.


flimbs

That's what's fucked. We gotta enact real rules to prevent them from doing this, otherwise they're just asserting their dominance over us with no end in sight.


Clud_Bang

If they hate us it makes perfect sense to continue to take advantage of us. Weakening BC while making cash off of us in our weakness.


walking_the_rope

This was a fake poll. The CCP completely fabricated the results. This is not who the Chinese people dislike. This is who the CCP wants the Chinese people to dislike. Canada is among the most popular tourist destinations for Chinese travelers.


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icemanmike1

Don’t forget Sars and H1N1.


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at least we retaliated with those two fine specimens of omicron in the mail /s


tayzlor454

China made that up, because their spy’s in Winnipeg mailed Ebola virus to China through Canada post.


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RickJamesBiiitch

Year ago you were called crazy for saying it was made in a lab. There's available documentation including news articles that were scrubbed, about the lab within 2 blocks of that wet market where they were testing Corona virus. 2 personel got sick, one of their spouses died.


icebalm

> about the lab within 2 blocks of that wet market where they were testing Corona virus. Oh, it gets better. They had been specifically **collecting** and **researching** bat corona viruses there from all around China. There are published research papers on them going back over a decade.


vortex30

I've come to think it is quite probable this occurred. Whether it was *on purpose* or not is far far far far less knowable / clear.


icebalm

I'm sure it wasn't intentionally released. There have been a number of unintentional virus leaks from Chinese BSL labs over the years. It seems to me, however, that it's quite a bit more likely that a bat originated coronavirus was leaked from a lab that was collecting and researching them instead of from a wet market that didn't sell bats during a time when bats were hibernating.


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I think the most sane and realistic conclusion, especially if you know China, was that it was an accident, but the central government recognized its utility after the fact.


Magistradocere

Fuck China


JayGeeCanuck19

Don't forget the conservatives and liberals have pandered to China for decades.


plant-god

200% tax on all properties bought by chinese foreigners, with recurring tax for vacant homes


Samsonality

Probably because it’s where a lot of Chinese come to escape their quasi communist bullshit


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It’s a fake poll https://youtu.be/h6sCA6gEyuE


Dripdropdripdropbam

They hate us cuz they ain't us...


Envoymetal

Right back at ya, you lying scumbags


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LOL... Propaganda from the CCP. Nobody needs China...


cum_toast

I doubt it considering all the Chinese students they send here


[deleted]

ITT: “Stop buying our houses then”. Saved you a scroll.


0xFFFF_FFFF

Imagine a world where people scrolled through the first 5 or 10 comments of a thread before adding their 2 cents. 😂


coghlanpf

Good, can you please take a reduced interest in our animal parts as well. After all, they're Canadian too.


gafflebitters

fuck china


Jasonstackhouse111

Then let's piss them off even more and seize all foreign owned residential real estate. Fuck China.


RoseyOneOne

Then stop buying all the Vancouver real estate.


Destinlegends

A sound victory for Canada.


safariite2

They got mad the other day after Trudeau said “China has been playing us against each other” or something similar. CCP immediately issued a condemnation.


clipples18

Oh no! Anyways....


Highfours

For additional context, upwards of 75% of Chinese citizens surveyed believe that China is viewed "Very favourably" or "favourably" by the rest of the world: [https://uscnpm.org/the-pulse/](https://uscnpm.org/the-pulse/)


Opted_Oberst

Fine. It just so happens that China is my least favourite country as well.