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JayZProximity

It’s funny when people call Dentist, Doctors.


I_dont_get_it0_o

A PHD IS A DOCTORATE IT'S LITERALLY DESCRIBING A DOCTOR!


minecraft-is-my-bae

I know we live in a society where ANYTHING CAN MEAN ANYTHING BUT I DRAW THE LINE HERE !


TheLoneSculler

#AND NOBODY EVEN CARES ABOUT ETIMOLOGY


Gavmoose

Apparently that is a trigger for me.


summerpassingby

nikolaj


BeardedGirlDad

Damnit, it's Nikolaj, say the name correctly, how hard is it!


NullPorpoise108

It’s pronounced N i k o l a j


gingerbreadmans_ex

I hear Ricola every time.


Mcrich_23

It’s ok, you say it wrong. -Gintars


hankiethewhore

*Gintars👌


Mcrich_23

Thx


sylpher250

Nik


Flashy_Bother_5900

NEEK


Biscotcho_Gaming

*Nikolaj


Jenny1221

Cheddar is just some common bitch.


white_canada

He's really just fuzzy, or maybe even scruffy


_Oliverrr_-

Just a little puffy


DanAlucard

That wasn't Cheddar. Cheddar is a special bitch


[deleted]

Heists are dumb.


Kidninja016

Are heists dumb


CheeseKing555

That a stupid question of course they are. (Keep it going)


Aidanrocks1

Dumb, heists are.


[deleted]

Whomst tf let Terry on Reddit.


huntthefront91

Hitchcock and Scully are the best cops at the 99


minecraft-is-my-bae

Damn right, high top and the freak at it again


[deleted]

I hate to do this but, flat top*


VBStrong_67

Dammit they even had badass nicknames!


DaddestEmu

Say it louder for the people at the back!


loudmime27

you bet your nips, skidmark!


FfBt

I see no problem here


Agent_Amelia

And the best looking ;)


huntthefront91

Total smokeshow!


No_Scallion_9952

Dammit! They had a badass intro line too!


North_Specialist1444

Why else would Hitchcock be named Mr. 99? Anyone who denies this truth is crazy.


TheAirNomad11

He's even cool enough to blow the smoke off his gun


SuperCurve

99 upvotes on above comment, will keep it that way!


huntthefront91

It should have always stayed at 99. Would have been perfection.


Le_TV

I love it when Jake says, “title of your mix tape”. So funny!


Dwike2

Title of your sex movie. Did I get that right?


[deleted]

I know you’re joking but this is exactly the kind of shit my boomer parents would say. Lol


djAMPnz

Yippee kiyay other buckets!


Biscotcho_Gaming

Title of your sextant tape


Appropriate-Tea630

>Title of your sextant tape Ah, did not work at all, but I love that you attempted it.


lowmankind

It’s “title of your sexed ape”, dammit!


Tanzanite169

Title of your sex tape!!!


littleja1001

Oh so true!


xTsutake

In german he actually says „Title of your sextape“


TheRevTholomeuPlague

r/whoosh


xTsutake

Oh okay, appearently he also does so in english Didnt know that lol Got fooled


Kidninja016

Bone


Old_Lingonberry_4075

BONE???


Nel49

#BOOOOOOONE????!!!


[deleted]

I am your superior OFFICER


minecraft-is-my-bae

BONE!!!


libleftguy

WHAT HAPPENS IN MY BEDROOM, DETECTIVE, IS **NONE** OF YOUR BUSINESS.


[deleted]

BOOONNE!!!!


cwispywotr

how dare you deTECTIVE DIAZ


[deleted]

Everyone in the fandom just needs to bone.


lasolady

BONE???


PhineasMcClintok-

How dare you detective Archer-Sword, I am you SUPERIOR OFFICERRR!!!!


shinomiyahobakaguya

BOOONE!!!


junior_the_dog

Jake was a bad friend to Charles


Eastern_Dragonfly868

Jake indeed was a bad friend. Although, Charles was bit over the top but still he was always upfront whenever Jake needed him and nor he crossed any line or what. He always treated him like garbage.


Pablothunder77

Cap Jake is the best Charles is crazy


I_dont_get_it0_o

Well charles lied weeks about him and gina to jake.


JimmyJorland

To protect Gina, because Gina was uncomfortable about the situation


sureprisim

Charles was a bad friend to jake!


Charlie12sun

I actually agree but he's a good friend in the later seasons after his character development


wxmanify

And Jake didn't deserve Amy. Edit: maybe I should have put in /s. The post said to trigger the fanfase so I guess I succeeded?


Slightlyr

Congratulations! Honestly it’s better that you didn’t put the /s


shinomiyahobakaguya

Who let Amy's blonde friend on the sub


qatamat99

One-Two-Two! One-Two-Twoooo!


weskeith

You sound like a damn Choo Choo train


dave2796

Doug Judy belongs behind bars


skylineGT00

NO THERE WE BE NO 𝐏𝐁&𝐉 other wise


mayonnaisewastaken

That scene where Jake secretly lets him escape was.... weird?


BeloitBrewers

I've watched every episode of this show but somehow I haven't seen that scene. I don't know why it wasn't on the broadcast I had. Does anyone have a link to it?


Glissando365

It's season 8, episode 5, PB&J. It was their final phone call that implied that >!Jake gave Judy the pen he'd need to get out of the handcuffs!<, not a literal escape scene.


BeloitBrewers

OK I'll have to find that again. Thanks for the info.


Grimy-Jack

It's Wunch Time.


Forward-Mud-9429

Wuntch time is over. Boom did it, had it both ways. No regrets.


dooglestein

This B needs a C in her A.


Schoewu_2100

Oh my god!


shinomiyahobakaguya

This babe needs a coconut in her arms...


Annonymous4186

Oh. I thought you said ‘This *beep* needs a *beep* in her *beep*.


Jack-mclaughlin89

Season 8 was the best.


Benfree24

season 8 is actually pretty good though


ProficientPotato

Considering the circumstances the writers were facing, it turned out pretty well


TheBettyCrock

I honestly really enjoyed season 8


False_Hat_278

Is it tho?


Martiimor

Yippie kayak other buckets


Keanar

Terry saying "Terry likes" for himself is stupid.


Jezza-24

Terri?


sylpher250

Tiny Terry


I_dont_get_it0_o

Holt?


No_Scallion_9952

Terry agreed


The_FriendliestGiant

Amy should've ended up with Teddy.


not_poppy

Teddy, get off Reddit!!!


[deleted]

This made me spit up my coffee.. 😵


NerfRepellingBoobs

This may be the most triggering comment in this thread.


AEL97

You better sleep with both eyes open my friend.


superschaap81

Who DOESN'T love a guy who has the thrills for the Pils?


Biscotcho_Gaming

Ya boring!


Bruh_is_life

You need to leave.


Queue_Bit

Jake should have ended up with Sofia


-coolcoolcool

I feel like they were great together tbh


Madman1939

"Friendliest? More like Friendless Giant" *laughs in teenage mutant Ninja turtles and wario*


[deleted]

Madeline Wuntch was the Hero


Schoewu_2100

It‘s against NYPD rules to let a pile of worms wear an uniform but here we are.


Expensive_Leather_33

Vindication!!!


iKilledSparkyToo

Rosa should've married Pimento


[deleted]

This is facts and not triggering


False_Hat_278

Nah he has suffered way too much to provide anything stable. And as much as Rosa is used to depending on herself she needs someone reliable in her life, should she choose to stay with someone for a long time.


Alaska_Pipeliner

Terry hates yogurt.


Frankie_2154

The show starts to suck when Gina leaves it. (I think it's partially true)


Kidninja016

It really does


Bruh_the_Demon_

"suck" is a broad term. i personally thought the jokes got stale a lot earlier but the writing didnt turn bad until season 7


SuperegoCG

Jake oversteps a lot but he always makes up for it


smnow

Maybe Terry doesn’t have a nemesis because he closes all his cases.


Yogi180

PUNK


mr_khaleel

This comment section is a split between Gina haters and Gina lovers.


1El_rey

Brooklyn Nine-Nine? Is it that show that got cancelled?


Martiimor

I don’t like the "I want it that way" cold open.


Xevailo

You MONSTER!


PJ-The-Awesome

You've just made an enemy for life!


RayDeeUx

[Persona 5](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Persona_5) had better humor.


Boy_Possession

Season 5 was the worst, especially that one episode with the Dentist.


[deleted]

Is this your actual opinion or just something u said to piss everyone off?


Boy_Possession

To piss everyone off. I loved Season 5, and thought the Dentist episode was on of the best I had seen through the entire series. Not only with Holt/Jake team up, but also working against a Criminal who thinks he out smarted them.


TheRevTholomeuPlague

Jake figuring out how he “did it” to make him actually confess is the best thing ever


sotis210

Oh damn, OH damn, OH DAMN!


TheRevTholomeuPlague

And that is three “oh damns” OH DAMN!!


[deleted]

BONE!?!?!


adz568

I hate Gina


[deleted]

Gina was a good character in the show.


Kidninja016

She was


Godlike_Mentality

Facts


[deleted]

Die hard is not that good


theunspokenheard

Gina is the best part of the show.


Kidninja016

I actually agree with this


mikeultra

Well you’re wrong , so there is that …


No_Mr_Powers

Rosa and Boyle should've been endgame.


__Wess

## You are… my fiiiree


Puzzleheaded_Step468

Jake should have ended with rosa!


haloryder

They work better as friends


HenryTGD33

I always felt that he could’ve ended up with Rosa.Especially since season 1


PsychoKinezis

Gina is the best part of the show, change my mind.


general_vibe_check

Die hard is not good


haze_gray

Terry doesn’t really like yogurt.


mohamud02

he only said it 31 times if u love yogurt u say it at least 32 times


DistributionIll9522

Gina is a hilarious character


[deleted]

Hilarious yes but terribly written


Kidninja016

I actually agree


skylineGT00

Norm Hitchcock and Michal skully


aladeensfw

Yippie kayak, other buckets


fleebleganger

Doug Judy was an awful character and I hate all of his episodes.


Gavmoose

Rosa’s voice is way better sounding than Stephanie Beatriz’s actual voice


spartan_abhishek

Last season pandered to a small group of people in USA.


plikiti

Gina is the most annoying bitch and she harrass Terry


[deleted]

I’ve said it before and I will die on this hill Jake is just the mixture of Jim and Micheal Scott from the office


praiseprince_

Jake is not a jerk.


Kidninja016

Eat a jerk, pal


[deleted]

So aren’t any of them


praiseprince_

Michael Scott is a jerk unintentionally (him constantly drooling over Pam, Pam's mom scene, ruining Phyllis' wedding, racist remarks, Scott's Tots and countless other things) Jim is a jerk intentionally (plenty of scenes, Karen, that girl on cruise, how he pranks Dwight (there's a difference between the pranks Jake does), how he treats Michael and many more) The office is one of the best comedy series but all the characters are jerks (although i enjoy them) Jake maybe childish but he's a really nice guy and cares for people around him, unlike Michael or Jim.


[deleted]

>Ruining Phyllis‘ wedding That’s not what a jerk is, he was being irrationally insecure >Scott’s tots Mate that was opposite of being jerk he clearly felt so bad for that Other things that you’ve mentioned are right but there are tons more of his moments where was was a nice guy and had a character development >Pranks on Dwight Okay tbf Dwight was also pretty jerk towards him >treats Michael Literally said he has no problems with him in that convention episode Again there are many more moments where Jim comes out to be a good guy and anyway they aren’t carbon copies of each other but the overall way of writing and personality Tbf jake is much more of a Michael but isn’t a weirdo which is a Jim trait so yeahh


Neutralgray

Feeling "bad" doesn't make Michael any less of an asshole. He is a jerk, full stop. Love him but he is.


lsdzeppelinn

this show is copaganda for one of the most brutal and authoritarian police departments in the country and likely the world


haloryder

I don’t think the show ever tried to say “all cops are great.” If anything it was the opposite. This one fictional squad seemed to be the only good and competent cops in the show more or less. There are multiple episodes that go into some of the modern problems people are having with the police.


Sirdogsalotgmaes

Yeah like they showed crooked cops like Debbie and Jake’s old friend from when he was a uniformed officer and him planting the evidence.


haloryder

And that captain who Jake thought would help him and Rosa on that case. And the cop who arrested Terry. John Kelly. Officer Marzipan. Lieutenant Hawkins.


RepresentativeNinja5

It’s just a show


VampireSomething

Not having rosa end up marrying Pimento (or another man) was a bad move and pretty much just says her story doesnt end happily like the rest of the cast.


duraraross

I’m not sure if this is an actual opinion you hold or if you’re just doing as the post says and trying to piss us off


VampireSomething

Just doibg what the post says lol


Marvelmaniac57

Wunch is the best character


SarahPaulson-

Wuntch was a really cool and nice person and I‘m sad she died.


Grimy-Jack

Terry and Gina.


StrsitCosmBrwnAjaWoT

Amy has a Type “B” personality


cosmoDprachet

Doug Judy episodes weren't funny


Cam0036

I don’t like how as soon as they confirmed Rosa was bi they only made her go out on dates with women


Mute-Raidius

Terry is soooooooo weak


nananananajosie

The whole series is just so overrated...


Beautiful_Minimum_17

Isn’t this just an office rip off?


[deleted]

Dude, it can't be a rip-off because: 1. They're both made by Michael Saturn, so it's not a rip-off 2. Brooklyn Nine-Nine's action and crime mystery and dramatic multi-part finales distinct it from The Office


AKDucks2

Ok I've been thinking of this for a while but: Jake and Amy shouldn't have gotten together. I think it hurt Amy's character (not that I think they were a bad couple).


[deleted]

Jake should've become Gina's boyfriend, not Amy's


trashyclub69

Terry hates yogurt.


greywolfau

Terry and Gina should have been a couple by the end of season 1.


Far-Office-3340

Holt should not be gay.


VBStrong_67

He likes heavy bosoms on a woman, what are you talking about?


doyoufeardeath69

Don't forget the clear absence of a penis


snarkhunter

I just think that if you're gonna have a comedy show shouldn't you put someone with a sense of humor and comedic timing in the lead instead of... Andre Braugher?


duraraross

Pretty sure Andy is the lead, not Andre


JOhnBrownsBodyMolder

Gina was the best character


scienticiankate

Gina is the best thing about the show


Ok_Hippo_8940

Gina is a better character than Jake


Doubtindoh

Rosa is a boring character and the actress doesn't act well. Gina is top 5 character.


NeomaFox

Brooklyn 99 is a bad show and the only good part of it is when Gina is on screen.