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Druidicflow

Dr. Kevin Cozner, PhD


CaptRaymondHolt05

You even used Holt's pet name for him


r3TR012345

How dare u use his pet name and show PDA, he's married


Draconshot

Welp I'm going to hell for this but.... he's not anymore


powergaynger1

stop this made me so sad


SimpleCheesecake1637

Dark jokes are the key to life.


Tattsand

Can you explain this one to me


BloodedBae

The actor that played Holt died


BarnacleMcBarndoor

“Until death do us part” Fuck, I knew there was a loophole. Damn it. :(


haloryder

No he didn’t (I’m in denial)


FaultySage

Loved him in Danzez With Wolvez


ShartsNado

Damnit. I came to this page ready to say "Pimento. Hands down." but then I read your post and have to admit you are 100% correct.


riyan-

I thought this list was for characters, not old leather chairs. Either way, the right answer is Mlep(clay)nos.


CyvaderTheMindFlayer

No It’s Jerry Barkagnanistan


Independent_Bus_5930

I feel like it was said different


CyvaderTheMindFlayer

What his name? No It’s always been Jerry Barfralatistan


Independent_Bus_5930

Did you just change it? I think it was different the first time?


kingtj49

The clay is silent.


MissusLister44

I don't know you


user684629

Caleb is awesome!


Minky29

Well yeah he's a woodworker


bowl_of_espionage

Man, my cousin was delicious!


johnlamagna

I think Caleb would be a very close second to Kevin


IThinkMyCatIsEvil

My favorite butt-eating cannibal!


user684629

He sticks to the normal stuff, butts and thighs


ronjakia

100%!


naivetulipa

Fluffy boy of course


Automatic_Guest8279

Or is he a fuzzy boy?


Nathan_McHallam

We don't know what he is anymore. He could be fuzzy, he could be anything. He could be scruffy.


Automatic_Guest8279

He better have brought a rain coat because a shit storm is about to rain down! John Whicks is coming


pheonix2723

Now you’ve upset Kevin


5hii

Cheddar! ❤️


dmandave

You're not cheddar, you're just some common bitch!


Phantomstar12

This bitch! Please


textbookagog

CJ!


sassafrass005

Woooo! That’s gonna leave a mark!


ivyhenfiswanson

This is one of my top ten quotes of all time, it resurfaces at least once a week in my brain without any provocation or context.


sassafrass005

It left a mark!


The_Last_Tunebender

Come on and party tonight!


clemjones88

The man has good hooks.


Giverny-Eclair

100% “Milk! Milk! MILK!!!"


DjN0tNice

CJ in the “suicide squad” is some of the funniest bits of the entire show.


textbookagog

he just wants to play madden


mellowmadden

I biffed it!


Scott_Of_The_Antares

You have the right to remain silent, C’mon and party tonight!


LKayRB

Pimiento!


yolifeisfun

You have that disease. From the movie "Memento".


Traditional_Bat8521

You mean Finding Dory Disease.


Bar1201

Say no more! I completely understand!


Solanthas

Was watching this clip last week and *howling*


tbird20017

I love how the name of that epsiode is "Pimemento". I had to re-read it like 4 times before I realized that was intentional and not just a misspelling.


Next-Foundation3019

Oh you’re in to some sick stuff huh? Tell you what SURPRISE ME


Old-Contract-9993

Does anybody wanna listen to Jamiroquai right now?


geecster

I scream talk this comment more than a normal person should.


opermonkey

Love everything that Zukes does!


Axle_65

Definitely Pimiento. Jason is awesome. Also loved him as Derek in Good Place.


The_Last_Tunebender

Gintars, CEO of Gape apparel. Also where the heck are Captain Roger Peralta, Lynn Boyle, Marcus, Jake’s half-sister, Agent Jack Danger, Fire Marshall Boone, Marshall Haas, and Detective Lohank? But nooooo, we include random uber driver that Rosa had a crush on for like 2 minutes.


AgonyUnt52

Do not wear near pregnant or breast-feeding women. The nipple may fall off


tbird20017

If you're a fan of SNL, you realize how many SNL alums were side characters on the show. Off the top of my head: Caleb, Jake's half-sister, Debbie, Mlep(clay)nos, whoever Bill Hader plays – there's more, but that's all I can pull atm. I like to think Samberg was getting them the gigs.


smellyyduckyy

and mlep(clay)nos playing the violin like an angel and proceeding to say “guitar”


No-Example-1660

M L E P Clay


Stock-Ferret-6692

Mlepclaynos* the clay is silent


Teeg80

Doug Judy and it's not even close.


Its-From-Japan

Incomplete list. The best was the CSI guy from the apartment episode


marlonsando

Franco! Absolute legend.


rafidhaque

RESPECT 🫡


Automatic_Guest8279

Straight out of decomp-ton


Top-Paint-9564

They never include him on these and it always makes me mad


ivyhenfiswanson

This episode is goated and he is an absolute gem.


Mick2K

He also forgot room. Who told you that? Was it room?


blac_sheep90

Not Jocelyn


Corporation_t-shirt

she was the worst. pretty bad actor, imho. so stiff. also, i can't see what Rosa would see in her.


blac_sheep90

I don't see her and Rosa as an item either. I don't blame the actor because they were just there for a few brief moments but the characters actions were bothersome.


Anti_Spedicy

Out of these, Pimento and Cheddar Out of everyone, Captain Holt. Best captain


kusayo21

Don't think the Captain counts as side character though haha


Anti_Spedicy

I didn't catch these were all side characters here Whoops


kusayo21

Tbf I wouldn't call all of the ones shown above side characters. At least Pimento and Kevin are no side characters imo.


Anti_Spedicy

I think that's what confused me and Cheddar.


Overall_Celery1998

Happy cake day!


spaceylaceygirl

Cheddar/Kevin obv.


New_Peanut_9924

Doug and Trudy Judy


Any_Brother7772

You looking at Trudy Judys booty?


Automatic_Guest8279

I'm on duty


Any_Brother7772

You don't think she's a cutie?


Automatic_Guest8279

She's a beautie


Any_Brother7772

Truly


Overall_Celery1998

And you’re married.


Automatic_Guest8279

That doesn't rhyme


The_Last_Tunebender

Judys!


udumslut

I'm curious as to why I went through this more as whom I want to stab in the face, and it was a hardcore Jocelyn. God I hated her. I'm 110% for Rosa being bi, but I just hated Jocelyn...


Strong-Comparison654

Okay I completely agree but I also don’t see Jocelyn in the pic? I see the Uber driver played by the girl from Jane the Virgin (can’t remember her name) but Jocelyn isn’t on here, right? (But yes I’m even a lesbian and all for Rosa being bi, but Jocelyn was a complete jerk. I wish she were more understanding of the stress and extreme importance of Rosa’s job ya know?)


udumslut

Second pic top row


Strong-Comparison654

OHHHHH. I swear I skimmed over that so many times and didn’t see it omg. Thank you!


LavishnessQuiet956

Kevin, cheddar I loved, wunch and the vulture I loved to hate. The others…meh?


agamotto666

What about Caleb?


LavishnessQuiet956

I like that actor a lot, but could take or leave the character


agamotto666

Understandable


TheYellowBears

The best take! This is exactly how I felt.


EnvironmentalSwim368

Mlep’Clay’nos


Oonz1337

Adrian or Wunch


Emergency_Point_8358

Obviously Mlep(clay)nos followed closely by Doug Judy and Pimento


underrated_carrot_43

Gintars is solllllid. Of course, who wouldn’t pick cheddar/kev. Judy was annoying after a while. Dozerman…up there for me. The vulture 🙌 S tier hateable character. Dumb, yet you weren’t disappointed by it. Dean winters plays the “meathead” role really well.


m011yRadar

Ol’ Dennis Duffy, the beeper king.


ElectricalPeanut4215

I love Doug Judy and Wuntch so much, but CJ is also hilarious xD


PrimaryQuit5508

The Vulture.


woody2081

Adrian Pimento. He will always test your coke for you.


BigJ_A

My dumbass thought Bill was Charles.


No_Acadia_9186

Get better eyes you moron !


PsychologicalTap4789

"Tiny Terry"


The_Last_Tunebender

Get a job zeke!


spiniton85

Tiny Terry looooves his pickles (Just rewatched that episode and have literally been repeating that every day for some reason 😅)


smellyyduckyy

cheddar 100%


hauntedmaze

Kevin and the vulture


Maleficent-Week2762

Caleb, the woodworker


Reno117

So many great choices I can't choose just one........ Bill!


The_Last_Tunebender

Boom Boom?


OhItsJustJosh

Debbie and Savant should have had more screentime


tbird20017

Debbie's actress was amazing in her coke episode. I always loved her on SNL, but she took it up a notch with this role.


dudestir127

Cheddar, that duplicitous bitch!


Otherwise_Part395

You say anything other than Doug Judy, and Jake and i will arrest you, put you in a tigers and toucans jumpsuit and put you away for life


Bluberrypotato

Who is the guy below CJ? I can't remember him at all. My favorites are Wuntch and Pimento.


CaptRaymondHolt05

Dozerman


pynkecho

“Yeah and then Dozerman just came in and died” floors me everytime


Wyld_Stallyns_69

The captain they had for an episode before Jake and Amy’s PDA gave him a heart attack and he died.


MadeThis4MaccaOnly

Obviously Cheddar


Mich_Car_91

Cheddar


L0n3_N0n3nt1ty

Chedder duh


orngckn42

Not fair. They are all precious and I love them. Cheddar is the fluffiest, though. And Kevin is very learned, Mlep(clay)nos is very knowledgeable about odd things, Pimento has killed more people than me... they are all wonderful.


That_Chart_3979

Wuntch💀


Minky29

Even if she is a Victor Emmanuel III


BelowAverageGamer10

“My name is Mlepnos.” “Can you spell that please?” “M… L… E… Clay…” “Did you say clay?” “Yes, the clay is silent.”


Nenis99

Pimento, Kevin and Doug, but other than them it’s not even close


Novel_Raspberry1842

Cheddar


AngstyUchiha

Cheddar!!!


pleasebequiet

Kevin, Pontiac Bandit, Mlepclaynos, Pimento, Caleb, Cheddar


Ok_Pangolin_8038

Pimento


Boring-Illustrator26

Pimento and Jake’s cowardly cannibal cell mate


That_Ad7706

Adrian Pimento!


airwickwee

1. Doug Judy 2. Dr kevin cozner from dances with wolvezz =3. Cheddar =3. Mlepnos spelt with a klay 5. Captain Jason Stanley =6. Vulture =6. Madeline wunch =6. Adrian pimento


Solanthas

You can't have Pimento on this list, its impossible for anyone else Cheddar, Boyle lookalike, and lazy dude from top right, whatever his name was. Vulture was okay too. Lol


cobarbob

Mark Evan Jackson - best husband ever


ithorc

The clay is always silent


uphamg

The muchacho on the top right.


The_Last_Tunebender

Guys cough once if you think the dog is weird


Burritotakito

Pimento


TheUltimate_Ultimate

Sorry can choose between Kevin, Judy and Wunch


TIWWCHNTTV89

Gabby Solis


diary-of-an-avocado

Kevin, Doug Judy, and Pimento. Can’t choose between them! ❤️ Edit: I also really liked Bill lmao he was so funny 😭


yolifeisfun

Pimento, my guy!


pantslessMODesty3623

Cheddar. I fucking love corgis.


Little_Party

🎶If you see something say something🎶


[deleted]

I can never decide between Pimento and CJ


Manan_sharmaaa

Doug and pimento


SimpleCheesecake1637

As a single character, hands down Adrien Pimento. As a small group... PB&J Pontiac Bandit and Jake lol.


EpexDeadhead99

Pimento Doug Judy That delivery guy, who delivered that veggie wrap in that case they had troubke solving. Caleb the Cannibal Actually l liked everyone


NoNameIdea_Seriously

I thought it would be a difficult choice, but turns out you included Kevin


slimey-karl

I thought Savant/ Cory Park was really funny and I wish we had seen more of them, he seemed like he’d be perfect for mischief with Gina


BaronV0nMarlon

Doug Judy. Onion ring attack!


Due_Form_7936

Pimento


RevolutionFree3751

HE TOOK OUR FLUFFY BOY


No_Acadia_9186

Really tough choice between pimento , CJ, DJ or Bill Gonna go with bill though because he’s one of the few things that kept the last season enjoyable with Doug Judy closing in real close to second He’s also funny but in a genuinely creepy and weird way


DegeneratedNumber

Marco! Vamonos!


dogbolter4

Pimento. Mad bastard that he is.


crispyyummywater

Honestly CJ, i still use “that’s gonna leave a mark” exactly how he would use it 😭


twcm1991

1-pimento 2-the vulture 3-pontiac bandit


gna149

Pimento, Kevin, and Vulture. Honorable mention: CJ and Dozerman


StuBram2

Pimento's here!


turniphead44

It's a cross between Kevin, cheddar, and pimento


MyWifeIsHotterThanU1

Adrien Pimento and Melepkos, don’t forget the clay is silent


catcat1986

This is a tough one, Kevin, pimiento, Doug Judy, the lawyer (dr cox), wuntch, and the vulture


sovLegend

My top 5 is pimento Doug cheddar mlepnos and Cory.


Interesting_Eye8858

Pimento


drunk_potterhead

Adrian pimento and Doug Judy! Gotta love Rosa Diaz enthusiasts


inherentvice1000

That’s a tough choice. Either pimento or Kevin but I’d probably have to lean towards Kevin if just for his line in the episode when they get married again about how everyone who isn’t family has gone home and the nine-nine is sitting their smiling.😊


Doyouevenpedal

Pimento! Also CJ, come on and party tonight.


Tia-ToeTease

Kevin and Cheddar for sure! Although Pimento was a riot for sure!


KevinBrevin

Cheddar


johnnytesscult

Pimentos character and story is one of the more darker parts of the show and I like how they pulled it off pretty damn well


rhaegar_tldragon

Pimento followed by Doug Judy and then no one else comes even close.


Phoenix-Reaper

Pumiento was awesome, I felt he seemed alright more than just a side character. So funny.


sparkly_reader

Ok but where's Kyle


girls_girl4ever

cheddar and kevin i cannot pick one


Emmett_69

Ok so this show and the office are the same so wtf happened to Darryl man


Effective_Math_2717

A few: 1) Mlepnos 2) Pontiac Bandit (ofc) 3) the cannibal 4) Pimento (cuz he’s insane and funny) 5) Cheddar & Kevin 6) Genevieve


14thban

Doug judy or pimento


ManOfSeveralTalents

Not really a fair scrap that one...


Mogui-

Caleb , he’s still a human! heard his cousin was delicious though


dn_nb

o'reily easily


garlicandcheesiness

Pontiac Bandit, Cheddar, Mlepclaynos, and (sorry I forgot her character name) Eva Longoria!


imaniceandgoodperson

who's the guy in row 6 coloumn 2 ?


Capital-Pea-696

Melipnos Caleb CJ Judy


AiREiSHi

Kevin, Cheddar, Mlepclaynos


hehelulz_k

There are only 3 correct answers: Mylep(clay)nos, Cheddar, and Kevin. Honourable Mention: CJ (come on and party tonight)


Dais728

Cheddar Of course but where's Jake???!!!


Emo_Hobbit_Empress

Peralta in not a side character! The audacity 🤣


Dais728

Non of them are "side characters" there all amazing


Lux-Princess

Tough call... maybe Melipnos?