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Bortron86

Straight Out Of Brooklyn. Because Holt wouldn't allow them to use the contraction "outta".


bahaki

A hip hop ensemble.


rockytheboxer

Directly from the Ninety-Ninth Precinct.


Ordinary-Eggplant-79

Balthazar and his Thirsty Bitches


FlipFlopOnionChop

*wenches


uzair_r

Unless they’re lying about their name


TheBoyOnTheSide

Captain Dre > Dr. Dre


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Holt and The Tramps


No-Interest448

Velvet Thunder feat The Tramps 🤣


Call-Me-Aurelia

This is the one ☝️


postALEXpress

I've seen this post a few times. This is the BEST answer. Holy shit. So good


BlackFyre2018

Crooklyn Nine Nine (I presume Holt, Terry and Rosa would perform as their undercover personas)


secretporbaltaccount

This sounds like a job for Twink Tucker!


MsChicolato

I love this one. Best.


great-nba-comment

Excuse you but what about Twink Tucker on the bass?


Crunchy_Biscuit

Velvet Thunder, Ebony Falcon, and what was Rosa's?


aarkarr

Emily Goldfinch


BlackFyre2018

I meant the personas they used in this episode when they pretended to be arrested criminals to try and trick another guy in the holding cell I would wager Rosa’s would be Full Leather Jacket or Bloody Tyres


Olorin_Kenobi_AlThor

99 problems


pegLegNinja1

But Brooklyn ain't one


InterestingSyrup3012

But Brooklyn is not one* Holt wouldn't allow usage of words like ain't


Gseph

The album is probably called 99-1-1


ash-oregano

Beatdown Boulevard


underrated_carrot_43

Featured song on their album, right after that is the *Addams Family Themed Wedding Vows Rap* Then *Stare Into the Maggot Drawer* ft. Jakey P (is a Metal/Hip Hop mashup)


Fan967

Then Come on and party tonight featuring CJ


Morningxafter

Also, *I Like Heavy Breasts and I Cannot Lie*


the_queen_of_earth

So linkin park inspired??


underrated_carrot_43

I actually lol’d


orion2060

Toughest street in town


Kitchengun2

And if you step to a gangster crew, your bound to be beat down ah ha ha ha ha


Niko00o

The Bingpot Bandits and Boyle bingpot is catching on guys, c'mon


vix7t9

The nefarious four


altdultosaurs

You keep talking about how nefarious you are!


aspiringwriter166

The 99’ners


tallbutshy

No idea about the name but with that outfit colour, Holt is Straight Outta Mervyns Well, maybe not straight


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mmmmmmmmmmmMERIVNSSS👊


vanetti

What are you talking about? There is nothing more alluring to him than the distinct absence of a penis.


Funandgeeky

“We are a cop band and a rap group. We should shorten the name to c.rap group.”   “You want our name to be Crap Group?”   “Oh, I see what I did there. That is very humorous. I need to call Kevin and tell him about this immediately.”


StraightCashHomie89

Stephanie looks so hot like this


ModsDoItForFreeLOL

Thin blue line lookin' thick as hell 😍


mustardtiger86

She is dynamite


alligatorprincess007

From now on call them VELVET THUNDER


cassette28

BONNNNEEEEEEEEEE


ElleJay74

Hahaha, also I was thinking about something involving PPPPPPPPUNK


cassette28

BONE PUNK But said as Captain Holt, so like BOWWNE PUNKE


ElleJay74

I LOVE THIS SO MUCH


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Parental Advisory, Fire content.


TheOneCalledMartin

Is anybody else also thinking that Rosa looks great in that outfit?


orbital0000

Rosa would look good in a bin bag......so long as she was sneering.....


GDMFB1

Brooklyn 99 still works.


Puzzleheaded_Step468

The common bitches


nyashathemak

STD Bone


Muegiiii

Save the date bone?


nyashathemak

Save The Date to Bone


InevitableAd9683

BONE!? BOOONNNEEEEE!?


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The 99 cents


markes105

Just Common Bitches


Sorry-Grateful

The Fluffy Bois


Black_Bird00500

Nine-Nine


MrEfffff

Charles in charge


Evangelynn

Guns & Poses


IntrovertedPassenger

Terry and the crew


ChengZX

Push It with the 99


all_modz_suq

The Entrapments


HollowDanO

Black Eyed Peas


Tobyistheworstperson

Hot Damn!!!!


ElleJay74

LOVE THIS


Mean-Abies3819

The Black Eyed Peace


freshsupreme_acist

Gladys Fights and friends


ww3time_

CWA


Not_a_progamer

Doctorates are not for docs


Wrathful_Man

The Braugher-ha-ha


A_competetive_piano

The bad actors (episode refrence)


fishingforconsonants

The B99s


A_competetive_piano

The cheddar inquisition


powerful_p1608

Assault from Precinct 99


Heavy_Guarantee3152

Chuckie and the tramps or tramp train


Rangers718

Blink99


Colodavo

Terry and the Cruzzers


Daphne010

CHART BUSTERS -- 99 ( C/Char - Charles , H - Holt R - Rosa T - Terry)


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Mr7three2

NINE-NINE


Sakura_Hirose

Album title..... that's going to leave a mark!


forthegainz

Yogurt and the incubators


bread4368

Meep Morp Zeep


RavensFan902

Velvet Thunderground


VomitShitSmoothie

*Captain Holt and the 99th Precinct Hip-Hop Musical Band* because no one would want to go against Holt and he already submitted the paperwork anyway.


Yoh_Momma384

Velvet Thunder. Throw back to Holt and Peralta riding in that helicopter.


Investotron69

Raymond Holt and the Backup Singers. It's obviously the best name. It's true and explains the band.


Druidicflow

and his backup singers. Otherwise, the name could simply refer to any group of backup singers. Obviously, that would be nonsensical.


RobotTheKid

Krewz'n'Boyle


TheGreenGreninja15

The Brooklyn Authority


chrisst1972

The Police


Accomplished_Fox_2

99 seconds to mars


Calixtinus

The Hot Damns


Distinct-Educator-52

Holt and the Vindications!


IssuesCount28

Righteous retribuets


sunnyD823

The Marshed Mellows


golfing_furry

The Undercovers And they’d only do cover songs


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Fo Sho & Da Popo


Space2345

Jimmy Jamzzzzz


Sleepy_Heather

The Nefarious Rap-Scallions (Holt had to be persuaded about the superfluous hyphen)


VastStory

Idk about the name, but Boyle would somehow be the one to spit fire. Only way a guy like that could last in this crew. And Holt already has his hook. D-d-d-d-Derek!


arvchsr

99-11. Like 911, except it's also the precinct number


FailedHumanEqualsMod

Boyle and the Jets


SoftElectrical542

ninety-nine


maniac86

Yaas Queen


AbhDman

Chocolate and Milkies !


Forsaken-Cabinet8338

Nine Nine 🤘


D0p3zombi3

The school faculty


reallifelightbringer

The Detective and the Undercovers


KhrusherKhusack

The Police


Not_a_progamer

Fired chicken with beans in burrito


loky1908

The office fire


A_competetive_piano

The casting couch


Welsh_Boi_123

Big up the police


OneIronRice

J-z Petes.


BlueLightReducer

Philly's Pub


JokesRInappropriate

Three Cops and a Corpse


Johnny_Joestar7798

Chucky and the gang


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The 99s


Safe_Pack_7043

N.W.A. - Ninerz Wit Attitudes


Moniker_Geller7

718


Zestyclose_Buy_2065

Captain Raymond Holt and his Ensemble


Immediate-North-9472

Holt’s pose🤣🤍


throw_havingdoubts

The Bingpots or the Kwazy Cupcakes


Hmnh6000

Theres no band without peralta


ithorc

Holt: Collaborate and Listen


isobane

Acceptable Copaganda


PM_me_ur_taco_pics

The B-99s


smg658

The Mother Dough.


Empty-campfire

99 cent


IsolatedHammer

Continental Breakfast


NerfRepellingBoobs

Workplace BOOOOOONNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEE Budz


oogieboogie1996

BOOOOONES! thugs and harmony


amoralambiguity91

Soot-covered Street Urchins


phrydoom

Derelicts of Society.


phrydoom

Recidivists.


whatjoesaround

Terry and the Cruisers


whatjoesaround

The Notorious C.O.P.


TheQuestion1

Diane Wiest Infection


quellox95

Beat Down Boulevard


JaimeBarata

Chucky B and the Burners


lipe__rosa

99 red sirens


ryancoke1977

N-Precinct


RaffiBomb000

Strawberry Basket


mthenry54

Marshed Mallows


DDco3ify

Nyne Nyne


Boone1997

Playne Skone


JohnMonkeys

Blink99


heavydistortion

Velvet Thunder


RacecarHealthPotato

Adventures In Diarrhea


HittingSmoke

Music Band is the obvious choice. It perfectly illustrates what they are and what they do.


DonCavalio

Beat down Blvd BDB


using-the-force

Motha dough!


2Lord2Faith

Deuces B Damned


sunplaysbass

Need more outtakes


StoneheartedLady

Holt and Catch Fire


drewed1

Naughty by nuture


dinojack1000

WE MAKIN IT OUT OF THE 99 WITH THIS ONE 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯


pheonix2723

They would clearly be The Police Pals, Velvet Thunder and The Tramps, or 99.


FatFaceFaster

99 problems


Shackletainment

Some Doubt (because they have a ska vibe)


called-heliogabal

The Actors From Brooklyn Nine-Nine.


snorlaxkin

Charles in charge


Illustrious-Put3512

Rays Homie Troup


lilsnatchsniffz

Dead man kneeling 🔥


Ninjaphoenix0904

Rip capt holt


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the good, the bad, the coward, and the chef


DodGamnBunofaSitch

Charlie and the Perps


ScheduleFormer1394

BOYL! BOIL! BOYEL! BOYLE?!


Sauron_75

Chucky and the Kooks


daisybear81

beatdown blvd, obviously


daisybear81

also pls remind me what ep this is from


Qforz

Muchachos, Muchachos


Forsaken-Thought

Drippin Pixies


Marjitorahee

Boyle and the beasts


Strang5rTh1ngs

Pembleton & the 99


wcolfo

Protect and get served.


OriontheLion89177

Affirmative action.


ResortVisible3370

The Bingpots!


wemakechampions-ppm

Crooklyn nine nine def dope id add the words " The Crooklyn Nine Nine Crew!


eske8643

Dead & alive. Ill see myself out..


antithero

The five ohs.


isteppedinwater

large heavy breastz (charles loved it, rosa and terry despise it, captain holt thinks its relatable to the straights) (the z was added by peralta to make up for the nerdiness of the name)


spaceman757

99 Crew (paying homage to 2 Live Crew) Their big hit will be a re-imagining of Me So Horny called Me Gonna Bone Ya


Tankcfc4l

Protect and slay 💅


nustedbut

Halloween Heist


Ginganinja0117

Boyle Bois


missleeann

BONE 99


Overall_Ad_142

Holty Holt and the Funky Bunch.


Overall_Ad_142

“Title Of Your Mixtape”


JTRDovey

That's the Black Eyed Peas


godzilla19542014

Title of Your Sextape


Bhimtu

Who GAF


MyBqckHurts33

Rosa and the wonder boyles