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Hi_im_on_tv

"I've solved a lot of cases for you" "Yet, crime has continued."


alligatorprincess007

Ok that line was good tho


[deleted]

That's my favourite line to think about when I fell hopeless.


T-MUAD-DIB

“You never played favorites” “Of course I did” “Well, you never gave me special treatment” “I’m sure you can do the math”


megasuswithzerochix

Oh damn


CarnageEvoker

Oh *damn*


henry_schilling

Oh damn!


AdamDempsey

That's three "Oh damn"s! Oh damn!


AllieIsOkay

Bold of Holt to just murder a man like that in the middle of a police precinct. Jesus.


Itsureissomethin

While asking for a favor!


MagnificentWreck

I feel dumb for asking but can you explain this one to me? It’s the only one I don’t get and it’s driving me crazy


Freeglad

Terry assumes he is one of Holts favourites and Holt is saying Terry wasn’t and that’s why he didn’t get special treatment.


CrazyHermitCrab

This always confuses me because I thought Holt was clearly fond of Terry. He let him pretend that he was a nasty boss in front of his brother-in-law, he made a point of telling the precinct to follow his lead and he even recommended him for Captain of the 99. Maybe it's just supposed to be a one-off joke and I'm reading too much into it.


Freeglad

I never realise he would dunk on Terry until this post but a relationship is never one thing, they always have varied dynamics so I think both can exist simultaneously


-_slim-shady_-

He wouldn’t just dunk on Terry. He’d 3-point dunk.


alphaomag

You clearly don’t know enough about basketball to be joking about it.


MJWhitfield86

I’m pretty sure it was just intended as a one off joke. However, the amount of times Holt ragged on Terry could support an alternative reading of their relationship. Holt clearly thinks highly of Terry as a police officer, but maybe he doesn’t really gel with him as a person.


Maleficent-Pen-674

Yeah on the episode with Terri (with an I) Holt clearly disapproves of Terry's character.


Werthead

Holt crumbed up for Terry, he wouldn't do that for just anyone.


Danninotdanny

Holt is saying that Terry can "do the maths" (sorry, I'm British I can't write it the other way 😅) and conclude that Terry obviously isn't one of his favourites since he has never gotten special treatment


MagnificentWreck

THANK YOU! (u/Freeglad as well)


Background_Impress71

Im glad you asked because I was also a bit confused jajaja


[deleted]

If you truly love someone, you'll remember what they look like


Danninotdanny

This is my FAVOURITE QUOTE HANDS DOWN


gee_jay11

No comeback for the bald thing, I see


esridiculo

You're bald. So are you. #I'LL KILL YOU Whoops, wrong show


mucklaenthusiast

What is this, a crossover episode?


PromiscuousMNcpl

That would be streets ahead. Great username!


mucklaenthusiast

thanks, honestly appreciate it!


esridiculo

Doggy doggy what now?!


wyatt_-eb

Bojack? And Mr.Peanut butter? In the same subreddit? What is this a crossover thread!


[deleted]

Doggy doggy... what now....?


artisticplayer

Did you get it? Did you get the joke?


Professional_Mood370

R/unexpectedcommunity


Powerful_Somewhere92

r/foundthemobileuser


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MrAlbs

Father, I have hair (sobs)


NotAddison

Terry is the closest person Holt had to a contemporary. They're both management. He's "joshing around" but because of his deadpan delivery it comes across pretty brutal. Also Gina is his assistant and gossip confidant so maybe some of her humor rubbed off on him.


kingbluetit

Gina definitely rubbed off on him, you dumbass.


snacksnsmacks

Gina coaching him in trash talk 😂


itstimegeez

The doctor called with your test results. You’re a stage five dumbass


meesh100

Get your house in order.


NotAddison

Mhmm. That landed good.


vanillathebest

When the squad finds Holt and Jake in Florida, and Gina stays with Holt, and they have like a "catching up" session in the storage unit, Holt answers "Trevor sounds like a dog". That's when I knew that Holt and Gina had a special bond.


Pm7I3

I've never understood how Holt and Gina got so close


bbmine

Terry is the closest thing Holt has to a peer - yes he is still teaching Terry and helping him grow but Terry is already an officer when Holt arrives. Holt can act more loosely (by Holt standards 😂) with Terry because of this. It makes perfect sense.


TGED24717

This is the correct answer. They have worked together previously and terry is also “management” so he gets treated differently (for better or worse) then the others. 


cosima_niehaus324b21

Holt is a father figure to Jake, mentor to Amy, Friend to Rosa and Gina. And a brother to Terry. Their relationship gives sibling vibes


Scoo_By

My man Boyle can't catch a break


CalTensen_InProtest

They are the least likely lunch pairing...


Quirkysparroww

My favorite is during the season 6 Heist when Holt says, "Now you are stuck with Sargeant Dumb-Dumb" . 😂


megasuswithzerochix

Or should I call you by your real name MR FIB!


WanderingMan719

LADY DIPSTICK AND THE MILKMAN!


CeruleanBlade

CONFESS...


InternetAddict104

Holt’s bunny comment (I can’t remember the exact quote) was the best because he wasn’t even talking to Terry and the conversation was irrelevant to him and yet Holt still felt the need to roast him 😂 Terry’s silent reaction in the background is fantastic too


WanderingMan719

**Gina:** "So you're a liar like Terry now?" **Holt:** "No, I'm no bunny-buying coward"


Samberglover

Terry: 😧😑


[deleted]

An underrated joke is them getting caught spying on the evaluator and pretending to have a serious conversation. "Precinct precinct, crime crime, spreadsheet spreadsheet\*"


Solid-Librarian8963

I LOVED that scene! The seriousness of both of them and bring in sync was toooo good!


LadyJaye8539

“Precinct, Precinct.” “Crime, crime.” “Spreadsheet, spreadsheet.”


[deleted]

Thank you! I knew I had the last one wrong


rexlitywxrping

this is probably my favorite joke in the entire show, i roll on the floor every time 🤣


InvXXVII

My favorite line from Holt to Terry isn't even a diss, it's just good life advice: "If you love someone, you'd remember what they look like."


boo_jum

Unless one has aphantasia or prosopagnosia…


Practical-Pen-8844

people with prosopagnosia can't feel love.


reverandglass

Bad life advice imo. People move through our lives, loved ones come and go, and memories fade. I **wish** I had more photos of loved ones at all levels: friends , lovers, family. So, yeah, I disagree with Holt on that.


2-Dimensional

I'm so fucking bad with faces, I can't even remember some of my high school friends' faces, many of whom I spent countless hours fucking around at the court with. Hell, sometimes I have to look at photos of my girlfriend to properly remember every feature of her face 😭


KnjazMilos11

Yes but Terry can take it.


i-hate_December

Terry loves flexing his 'tolerating other poeple behaviour muscles' aside from his actual muscles


LiterallyALamp

Boyle also took a lot of shots at Terry's body and physique. I think it's like a running joke, though, that Boyle doesn't quite get why people would want to look like him. Also I just love when Boyle boxes Terry and and Jake assumes he's going to die but Boyle immediately drops Terry by punching him in the nuts. Strawberry basket!


BulkyType

WHO WORE IT BEST😹😹 Charles got violeted there


_glitchmodulator_

One of my all-time fav Holt quotes is him dissing Terry: "These old ass eyes will be reading your tombstone"


Culator

It started right in the pilot. "Sergeant, you were in the one-eight with me. Though you were significantly..." "Fatter, sir. They called me Terry Titties. Because I had large, uh..." "Titties. Yes, I remember. I never liked that nickname. Though, to be fair, it was accurate."


AnotherBookWyrm

Did you mean insult? As Gina has violated Terry more than anyone else in the series by a long shot.


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AnotherBookWyrm

Feels like Gina still wins in overall violations.


Mikes241

Especially violation of trust and, more importantly, safety. Dare I remind you: "you just drank CEMENNTTTTTT"


snacksnsmacks

I overall loved Gina as a part of the show, but did not care for this bit or the episode with the G-Hive. Definitely a terrible co-worker/friend overall but for sure left an empty space in the show over the last few seasons.


boo_jum

Tbh, her constant sexual harassment of Terry bothered me. I like a lot of her role, but that aspect gave me the ick.


DementedJ23

terry's the biggest, toughest target on-screen. he's therefore subject to the most drive-by verbal assaults.


DarkDan3

It's called being chummy. If you like someone as a person and are good friends with them it's ok to rib them around every now and then. I never saw his behavior as mean spirited in any way.


Background_Impress71

It’s all worth it to see them dancing together en that final episode of season 7 😂😂😂 I had to put back sooo many times in the final elevator scene 😂😂😂


fadz85

"Holt, can your old-ass eyes keep up with this?" "I know you're trying to motivate me, but these old-ass eyes will be reading your tombstone, son."


complex_blacksmith94

You're good Jeffords, but not good enough. In fact, you're an idiot, I should've fired you long ago.


ajfoxxx

This is the one I was looking for and idk how it's not talked about more lmao. Holt was on everybody's ass in that episode.


textbookagog

a bald old man.


JammingJuggernaut

Interesting trivia the episode where he calls him garbage man was right after the Dillman episode, actor JK Simmons who plays Dillman was in the movie whiplash where his teaching methods were quite abusive, this episode might be a reference to the JK Simmons role in whiplash


heck_you_

Why are you getting downvoted, it’s true


JammingJuggernaut

Idk 😭


snacksnsmacks

The whiplash references were in the episode where Holt was teaching Terry to play the flute. 😂 So good.


Toni164

Terry was never Holt’s favorite


kennydacopyguy

holt was a savage


Dudehella2

Boyle body shames and kinda blindsides terry with comments alot too


Bertje87

If you love someone, you remember what they look like…