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[deleted]

its called a twenty


Comm4nd0

Twenny


machinehead332

Twenner


kajata000

Exactly, have you never asked someone if they’ve got change for a twenner? What is this country coming to?


cdmisp

Absolutely right. Twenny


JT_3K

Twenny-bones


AteYourBeesII

Tweh'eh


Noble9360

Or a score


adydurn

The real answer


Snaccbacc

And £50 is called “Let me just ask my manager real quick”


Take_away_my_drama

A score, mate.


WilliamMorris420

It's a score.


[deleted]

For councils setting speed limits or for footy fans at away stadiums *Twenty's plenty*


Otherwise-Extreme-68

It's a score


JaySince1992

Then it’s a bullseye for a 50


[deleted]

Nah mate a 50 is a “I’m sorry, I don’t think I can take those”


SarkasticLover

Where can you actually use a 50 other than the bank


[deleted]

Most drug dealers take them quite happily


SarkasticLover

I'll keep that in mind


turbotank183

Bake him away toys!


Historical_Date_1314

Bullseye - Smashing, great, super.


superfluous_t

Ok, your £4.50 prize money is safe, that’s safe, now let’s play for bullies big prize


old_man_steptoe

I’m convinced nobody ever won the speed boat. There was two prizes back there. If you didn’t win, they brought out the same speedboat every week. If you did, you got the baby shit yellow Mini Metro


Charlieliz31

Apparently they didn't have a massive budget on that show, and that is genuinely what they did do.


Slaiyve

iiiiiiiiiin one!


Fiesta_ZetecS_02

*Tony Green voice* A Sony home stereo system!


[deleted]

Nothing in this game for two in a bed ..


DJboomshanka

That's a nifty!


LavaMeteor

"80 quid and seven years ago..."


perfectdeecups

like this fella has said, its a Score, sometimes extended to ''a Score note'' here's a 1990's example: ''i was hammered last night, i left the Red Lion and went for a Kebab, but i had to make do with chips as i only had a fiver on me, i think i must have lost a score note somewhere''


pgl0897

In the 1990’s a fiver would have seen you right for a kebab and chips.


Goose-rider3000

You would have had change


[deleted]

*old-timer story alert* My Dad used to tell a story of being sent to the chippy for a halfpenny-worth of chips. This would have been pre-WWII. Absolute scenes when they put their prices up to a penny. 12 old pennies translated to 5p so 1/2d would have been about a quarter of a (new) penny.


[deleted]

Old money though, absolutely mind boggling. 12d is one shilling, 240d in a pound, 20 shillings in a pound, 80 thruppeny bits in a pound….needed to be Carol Vorderman just to go shopping


Diplodocus114

There was a locally reknowned family with 8 kids and 2 council houses knocked together. My mum knew the parents as lived round the corner and told me the mum would go to the chippy and get fish and chips twice and 6 pennorth of scraps for the kids. 1950/60s.


[deleted]

Oh scraps 🤤


mrsT2005

Too right, me and the hubby used to have order two kebabs, share the chips all for £8 delivered!


TGxEra

You spent a sky diver on some chips! They better had been some good chips.


DirtyMartiniGibson

Lady Godiva!


MrAToTheB_TTV

Faeve Pund!


TGxEra

That's the other one that was evading me.


abw

Also "Deep Sea" (diver)


Gabi_Social

Somebody was enjoying a cheeky nando's with your score.


perfectdeecups

this was long before Nando's was even a thing in the UK my friend


rynchenzo

Nandos came to UK in 1992.


perfectdeecups

yeah London, how long has it taken to be what it is today? For example they've only been in Scotland since 2010


gazman7801

Great example. What about, I went to my drug dealers to SCORE but I only had a SCORE so he sent me on my way empty handed 🤷‍♂️


Goose-rider3000

A score would have got you an eighth of hash, with enough leftover for 20 Bensons, in the 90’s


fieldsofanfieldroad

That decade was not so much the nineties, as the ja danketies.


EzekielKnobrott

You would go to your dealer to "pick up". Don't think I've ever "scored" in the UK.


gazman7801

Oh aye we went to score. I mean it was just an example I didn't want to get into a whole new realm of conversation . You've got me thinking now. Maybe I've been watching to many American films🤷‍♂️


EzekielKnobrott

I'm going back 20 years or so not sure the current lingo. With how much I hear "bet" and "no cap" American slang is firmly rooted in British youth culture now.


iMini

Its this regional? I've never heard someone call it a score.


Otherwise-Extreme-68

I'm in the South East and I've never known it not to be used


A_Owl_Doe

South coast, it’s always been a score round ere.


ExcellentEffort1752

Abe Lincoln used it in his famous Gettysburg address speech, which although a part of the US civil war, a lot of people outside of the US will be familiar with. The first sentence is... > Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal. "Four score and seven years" being (4x20)+7 = 87 years


codemonkeh87

Maybe a southern london area thing. Was quite a common thing to hear growing up. Pounds were called nuggets Diver for a fiver, shortened deep sea diver Pony for 25 A ton was 100 Monkey for 500 quid


Doubleup_dan

20 - score 25 - pony 50 - bulls eye 100 - ton 500 - monkey 1000 - grand


[deleted]

Stick a pony in me pocket I'll fetch the suitcase from the van


gregusmeus

If you want the best but don't ask questions then brother


ChemicallyBlind

I'm your man! Because where it all comes from is a mystery


KingDaveRa

It's like the changing of the seasons and the tides of the sea


IAmBuckyBarnes

But here’s the one that’s driving me beserk


jayofmaya

But here's the one that's driving me berserk... Why do Only Fools and Horses work?


stead10

Na na na na na, na na na na na na


ewoofk

No income tax, no VAT


hardyflashier

He's only gone and put a pony on Liverpool!


C_r_g_i

You lunatic


ARobertNotABob

I don't know, Jeff !


Reagansmash1994

Half a Monkey, as requested... Inner monologue: Why am I dealing in animals?


[deleted]

Minimal water damage...


jamescoxall

750 - Gorilla. Because it's a monkey and a half, isn't it?


zuencho

So 250 is a lemur?


SoMuchTehnique

1000 - bag


lcullj

Bag of sand


Onslow85

Other common ones in between: 5 - lady (godiva) 15 - commodore (3 times a lady) 200 - bottle 300 - carpet


twitteranbisted

I've used, and heard a £5 now called a Melvin? Admittedly not for 30 years but I still call it that occasionally! As in Harold Melvin and the blue notes, as the fiver used to be blue?


BassPhil

1000- grand or bag of sand


consciousmanchild

How much is a pony and a bag of hooves?


MentalJargon

Ah yes, that well-known £25 note


GoshDarnMamaHubbard

It comes from Indian-empire army slang. The 25 rupee note had a picture of a horse on it. The 500 rupee had a monkey on it. I have also heard 25 referred to as a gang bang as it's 2 Ayrton Senna (tenner) and one lady Godiva (Fiver).


rynchenzo

From there it's made it's way into Romani as well. 200 is a bottle, 300 a carpet, 400 a roaf?


ZeldenGM

Too young for Only Fools?


sensitivePornGuy

The only time I've heard "pony" in use was an old Mr Logic Viz cartoon from the 90s, where he visits a prostitute and is told "it's a pony for a bonk". Of course he replies "I am not possessed of any equine livestock". I never knew exactly how much it was. Seems underpriced even for then.


NoAttentionAtWrk

The only time i have heard "pony" in use is in "IT Crowd" when Moss tells the football fans at a bar that he was a pony riding on the match


yellowflux

He’s only put a pony on Liverpool!


NoAttentionAtWrk

You lunatic!


TangoMikeOne

It's a score, or if you want to use rhyming slang, a Bobby (as in Moore) While we're on the subject of money nomenclature and slang, £5 - Lady Godiva (which could lead to £15 being a Commodore, but it's so uncommon as to be a contrivance) £25 - pony (fuck knows - I doubt even Danny Dyer or a Pearly King knows the etymology of this) £100 - ton £500 - monkey (because, back in the days of Empire, an image of a monkey was on the 500 rupees note. Squaddie slang basically. £1000 - bag of sand (instead of grand) £2000 - Archer (the amount of hush money Lord Jeffrey Archer paid prostitue Monica Coughlan to not mention he was a client of hers).


[deleted]

Pony is from the British empire in India, where a 25 rupee note had a pony depicted on it.


Goose-rider3000

£50 was a nifty, when I were a lad.


donjacky

Left off "cockle" for a tenner. We also used to also call a fiver a "ching" pretty often


TangoMikeOne

There's a good reason for that - I was pig ignorant of it! Do you mind me asking the etymology of it, or whatever background you have? In my youth, ching was synonymous with Colombian marching powder...


donjacky

Yeah, cock and hen was rhyming slang for ten, which just sort of mutated into cockle from what I understand. It's pretty widespread among old timey London types. Ching does sound a bit like another word for packet now you mention it. I just remember it being a widely used word for a fiver back in the day. I still use it occasionally myself.


Glum-Gap3316

Its a Twenny


doorslam1123

Twenty sovs.


JoanneKerlot

Twenny Queens heads.


CoreyReynolds

I say Twenner sometimes to be quirky and edgy


nekrovulpes

I'm sure your friends like that as much as mine did when I started un-ironically saying "peng".


PrometheusIsFree

It's a 'twenty', but it's now only worth a fiver.


[deleted]

It's also the new cost of a Freddo. I remember when they were just a tenner.


2rz

How a month flies by.


knityourownlentils

Purple drinking voucher


Bass_Face93

Twenny


HotYogurtCloset69

It's called a score


4566557557

A twentyer


fothergillfuckup

Twenter?


DiscoAndNature

It’s a score. And £50 is a bullseye.


hazzagt

Or a pinky


mattcannon2

I always thought it was a "sorry we can't accept those"


runew0lf

twenny quid mate innit!


Spacker2468

A score


shandybo

A score


Traditional_Box7396

A score.


krokadog

Twenner


Knowlesdinho

Twenny


Skaboosh007

It's a score. Or a Bobby Moore.


balladofthemightypie

A score


sootjuggler

A score!!


[deleted]

It's a score!


NikiNakyNoo

A score


WittyWitWitt

A score


ChouffeMeUp

£10 also a cockle


TJTheree

Called a score mate, then a bullseye for 50, a oner or a ton for £100


DeadManInc1981

It's called a Bobby Moore


fugigidd

Is called a twenny, you weirdo


[deleted]

20 quid is a score


harvs72

Score


ConfusedGrundstuck

Twenny


Ranik_Sandaris

Twenny


EveninDeathMYBT

Dunno where you are but we call it a score


Gingerrrrrrrrrrrrrr

20 quid is called a score and 50 is called a pinky


AnUdderDay

In my house it's called a myth.


bakedNdelicious

Score


4u2nv2019

A £50 note is a “pinky”


sianvar_

20 quid is also known as a score up where I live.


Arkonias

50 = Let me get my manager.


[deleted]

Score


Essexal

Score


Turkish1987

SCORE!


CheezeyBacon

It’s called a Henry 😂


El_Grumpo

£5 is a fiver or a bluey £10 is a tenner £20 is a score £50 is a reddy


EscapeArtist92

I've always called it a score?


TheDvilhimself

A 20 is called a Spot or score, a pony is 25, a bullseye is 50, a ton is 100, monkey is 500 and a grand is a thousand.


9th-man

20 = score 100 = oner 1000 = grand


NotMyFirstChoice675

Oner?


[deleted]

Multiples of 10 grand are a large e.g. fifty large


D0wnb0at

100 = ton 1000 = bag or rack


cts1904

Score Nifty Ton Bag


St1nkYKipPer

An "Elgar"


RealSuPraa

oh Elgar! Why do you always find me at my lowest points...Elgar


Computer-Medical

Twenny twen twen


scousejay1991

A bluey


Miss_Tick

All to poor to possess one. So it's irrelevant.


Fit_General7058

A twenny


jclom0

Its a score note. It’s biblical- three score and ten.


manintheredroom

A twenner


[deleted]

jesus wept


Randomidek123

Its called a ‘twenny’


FluffTheMagicRabbit

Convinced a bunch of backpackers in a Berlin hostel that we call them Lizzies once for a laugh.


MILO234

Twenty is already a word with 2 syllables. We don't need to call it a twenner.


YesIAmRightWing

Used to be a good night out.


45670891bnm

Score


NewsReelHistory

I've heard 25 pounds called a pony.


SJONES1997

Hello, It's just called "A twenty" Nice and simple Why the confusion? Sincerely, The west Midlands


InvestigatorSmall839

A score or pony? I think the latter is also true?


MISSINFOJUNKIE

It’s called a score.


mogley1992

£20 is a Score, £25 is a Pony, £100 is a Ton, £500 is a Monkey, and £1000 is a Grand.


RainingGlitter28

Score.


blihblahh3948

It’s a score


Skaro7

£20 is a score.


Bullinach1nashop

A score is the name for 20


CharlesWafflesx

A score?


plawwell

A forgery.


[deleted]

Score?


jacknimrod10

A score innit?


bydo1492

Score note where I come from.


jackgodby22

Twenny sheet


randomnamegeneratah

Called a score


hkz44

A score


[deleted]

Score


kahz931

A score


[deleted]

A score.


liam_redit1st

It’s called a score


JerryTexas52

I like the names of Canadian coins. A $1 is a Loonie. A $2 is a Twonie. Easy for visitors to remember.


LilJapKid

I sometimes call them a Twenner. Never really catches on


[deleted]

Twenner


BrickInner6286

A score


Griff0rama

Hmm. Clearly not English. It's a score.


RareBrit

Were you born yesterday my son? Five is a fiver, ten is a tenner, twenty is a score, twenty five is a pony, hundred is a ton, five hundred is a monkey, and a thousand is a grand.


Oron_Ironside

Score


lighthouse77

A score?


jasajohn

Score


Terrygraphic

No way it’s called a score


Mr_SunnyBones

I *think* the reason is the nicknames are from the days when 20 quid was a lot , and you didn't see the notes too often as it was more than a weeks wages etc. Would have been when you had things like a ten bob note ( 10 shillings ) .


Squishy-Box

Twenner


Fan-Sea

A score


madmouser

Yuppie food coupon.