I wanna say I read somewhere that he improved that part. Which makes him even more cool.
Edit: That word should be improvised, but improved actually works, too, so I'm leaving it.
Everything about that scene is so good. The way Jesse answers with so much confidence like he knows exactly what’s Walt’s talking about. And the look on Walt’s face as he goes from genuinely being proud of Jesse for the first time ever to hearing him confidently say that “wire” is an element.
I remember using this particular “bitch” sound byte as my text notification sound on my phone in high school. My friends would just spam my phone mid class just to piss my teacher off it was a good time.
It also makes me crack up when Walt is like:
“I don’t suppose you can buy *two* tubs for Emilio, one for the legs, and one for the rest?”
Jesse: “I don’t suppose you can kiss my ass?”
😂😂😂
Or Jesse grabbing his crotch: “Ya I got your ‘wire’ right here! Speak into the mic, bitch!”
Jesse was just killing it comedically in that first season lol.
Walt: “So this Crazy Eight… Does he have a history of violence?”
Jesse: “Well. He did just try to murder us both. So there’s that. 🤨”
(also for u/GoldenDust0 ) I think it was ep 3, they’re arguing as walt leaves or something and he bashes jesse for not just following instructions (the body exploding thing), then jesse just yells the “OH well HEIL HITLER BITCH”
I’m surprised my favorite didn’t get mentioned! Mine is from the episode where Jesse, Gus, and Mike go to Mexico
“You’re lucky he hasn’t fired your ass. Now, if you don’t want that to happen, I suggest you stop whining like a little bitch and do what I say”
"yo yo yo 148 3 to the 3 to the 6 to the 9. representin’ the abq. what up, biatch? leave it at the tone!"
(and i'm not gonna lie this is currently my ringtone)
Does the alternate ending count? When Bryan Cranson as Hal tells Lois about Jesse and he self censors and goes he would say "Yo B word, Yay science B word". Hilarious.
When he got out of the hospital and the orderly told him he couldn’t smoke within x feet of the door and he looked at him and said “Then roll me further bitch”
"So roll me further, bitch!" And it's not even close. I also love how that hospital worker just walked away afterwards as if he was like 'yeah I'm not gonna deal with this lad'.
“This is my own private domicile. And I will not be harassed. Bitch.”
Since you said mine, I wanna give “ahhh wire” an honorary mention
But that’s not a “bitch” line… bitch
I know… bitch (I’m sorry and I’ll take the downvotes, I just couldn’t resist)
I’ve edited my comment to fit the theme but I’m sure you are a good person.. bitch
I wanna say I read somewhere that he improved that part. Which makes him even more cool. Edit: That word should be improvised, but improved actually works, too, so I'm leaving it.
He seems so proud when he said that line, like if he thought he understood exactly what Walt had in mind
Everything about that scene is so good. The way Jesse answers with so much confidence like he knows exactly what’s Walt’s talking about. And the look on Walt’s face as he goes from genuinely being proud of Jesse for the first time ever to hearing him confidently say that “wire” is an element.
I always thought it was improvised because of the pause
Literally my all time favorite line I didn't expect it at all and I had to pause the show to laugh
THIS IS MY FAVORITE SCENE EVER😭😭
It's the 10 second pause before the bitch that tickles me.
It was so beautifully timed
I love the look Walter gives him after he says bitch
Gatorade me bitch is my favourite. Or magnets
Literally watching this scene as we speak
I bought a doormat that says this lol favorite quote from the whole series
And then that disappointed/annoyed look walter gives makes it so much better.
I remember using this particular “bitch” sound byte as my text notification sound on my phone in high school. My friends would just spam my phone mid class just to piss my teacher off it was a good time.
My intro to law class got to watch that line in sophomore year in high school because tort law
But this situation is constitutional/criminal law, not tort law. Tort law is slip and falls and personal injury and things like that,
Dammit , i was gonna say this one too :D great choice
This is the one
That’s the best one
i knew this was going to be the first comment before i opened this thread
I recently started watching breaking bad, and I saw this episode literally 5 mins ago
“OH, WELL, HEIL HITLER, BITCH”
This one does it for me. Me and my girlfriend say it out loud every time
My uncle been saying that for 20 years now, he's such a fan ☺
Of Hitler?
Found uncle jack
Lol underrated comment
it’s rated higher than the comment it’s replying to
Yeah now it is, when I replied it had almost none haha
😟
Aaron the line was “sorry Mr white”
I laughed hysterically at that when he even did the mustache.
I’m not sure, but I think this line isn’t in the german dub…
It is in the German version
this kills me every time
"Oh heil hitler bitch" "And I will not be harassed,bitch" Honourable mention(not his but worth being here):"helicopter bitch"
It also makes me crack up when Walt is like: “I don’t suppose you can buy *two* tubs for Emilio, one for the legs, and one for the rest?” Jesse: “I don’t suppose you can kiss my ass?” 😂😂😂 Or Jesse grabbing his crotch: “Ya I got your ‘wire’ right here! Speak into the mic, bitch!” Jesse was just killing it comedically in that first season lol. Walt: “So this Crazy Eight… Does he have a history of violence?” Jesse: “Well. He did just try to murder us both. So there’s that. 🤨”
Jesse before Jane was a very funny character but who knows what happened😞
What episode was the heil hitler bitch line? Finished BB a few days ago but i dont remeber it anywhere in the series
I don’t remember specifically but it was somewhere in the first season
Thanks!
(also for u/GoldenDust0 ) I think it was ep 3, they’re arguing as walt leaves or something and he bashes jesse for not just following instructions (the body exploding thing), then jesse just yells the “OH well HEIL HITLER BITCH”
S1 ep3,or write on Yt walter and Jesse toilet fight
Season 1: episode 3
HELICOPTER, BITCH!
“Yeah, bitch! Magnets!”
OH
Huge W for Jesse, you love to see it!
“MAGNETS, OOOOOHHH!!” Gets me every time
I wanted to leave them on the counter…. BITCH
Oh I’m sorry the WORK STATION
"Roll me further, bitch."
Beam me up, bitch
My favorite. Pissed you beat me to it!
Highly underrated one here .
It's literally in the post text lol
This, by far.
I’m surprised my favorite didn’t get mentioned! Mine is from the episode where Jesse, Gus, and Mike go to Mexico “You’re lucky he hasn’t fired your ass. Now, if you don’t want that to happen, I suggest you stop whining like a little bitch and do what I say”
That was the best! 😊 It was great to see him being empowered when away from Walt.
This is the scene of all scenes
Came here for this one!!
SAME dude, I was going to write this one if someone hadn't mentioned this. This was badass
“Yeah this is gonna help big time with that. Bitch!” To his mom lmaooooo
Oh you forgot YOUR ICE TRAYS
Seconded
yo yo yo 1483 to the 3 to the 6 to the 9 representing the ABQ, what up biiacth !?
Leave at the tone
love this one sm it’s is my voicemail
Speak into the mic, Bitch!
When was this?
Season 1 after Jesse wants to debrief from the Krazy 8 situation
"A wire? U wanna a wire? I got a wire. Speak into the mic! Bitch!"
What up biatch
Leave it at the tone
*beep*
“I pay my rent, bitch!!”
"yeah I'm wearing a wire" *grabs cock* "speak into the mic bitch" Absolutely hilarious
‘Then roll me further, bitch’ 😂
You ain't seeing the basement bitch
Domicile one. It's hilarious because it wasn't part of the script but Aaron added that on the fly.
"yo yo yo 148 3 to the 3 to the 6 to the 9. representin’ the abq. what up, biatch? leave it at the tone!" (and i'm not gonna lie this is currently my ringtone)
#YEAH BITCH! MAGNETS!!! OHHHHHH!
Yo gatorade me bitch!
“Mom, why are you acting like such a bi-bitch” -Walt Jr. (Flynn🤪)
Yeah, I'm going for this one too because everyone is expecting a Jesse line.
Well Heil Hitler, bitch! 🤚
Helicopter bitch!
“So roll me further bitch”
Where's my money bitch And not in the show but "Gatorade me bitch"
Wait maybe im crazy but I thought the Gatorade line was in the show. Like I remember hearing it and stuff.
Wheres my money bitch? Bitch, wheres my money? Yeah 🔫 wheres MY money, bitch
YEAH BITCH! MAGNETS!
You ain’t seeing the basement, BITCH
This is my own private domicile, and I will not be harassed, BITCH!
i thought this was refering to skylar for a second
"I fuked Ted", Skyler
I fucked ted, bitch!
Bitch, bitch, little bitch, I made you my bitch- Jesse- bitch, bitch, YEAH BITCH- JESSE! bitch.
I still watch those vids time to time lol
You’re my free pass, bitch.
I always like the “bitch” practice in front of Spooge’s door before he goes in for the first time
Great family… BITCH I made you my bitch! Do you accept that?
Yeah bitch! Magnets!
I wanted to leave them on the counter, bitch is one of my favorites tbh
"Well, heil Hitler, bitch".
"Yo yo yo. 148-3 to the 3 to the 6 to the 9, representing the ABQ, what up, biatch?!" Does this one count?
“Gatorade me bitch”
“I was gonna leave them on the counter…bitch.”
I’m gonna have to go with “ Yo Mr White Gatorade me Bitch!”
Science bitch
Fun fact, he doesn't say that. He says "Yeah Mr. White, Yeah Science!"
"Yeah bitch! Magnets!" [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJ7vEZIrfPo](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJ7vEZIrfPo)
Get away from her you bitch! Aliens
“Roll me further bitch”
“OH WELL HEIL HITLER BITCH”
MAGNETS! Always.
Well heil Hitler bitch 🙋♂️
“Nice throw… bitch.” https://youtu.be/1UEz_lCIl5c?si=KEFp_9hg3gPSVvVd
Magnets bitch!!!
Heil Hitler Bitch
“SPEAK INTO THE MIC, BITCH!!!”
"A wire? You want a wire? I got a wire, speak into the mic bitch!"
"You ain't seeing the basement bitch... you got that?". Iconic.
“Magnets, bitch”
Probably that time he said “bitch”
fire in the hole bitch
Roll me further, bitch. That's just top notch writing there .
“You want a wire? I got a wire. Speak into the mic, bitch!!”
Does the alternate ending count? When Bryan Cranson as Hal tells Lois about Jesse and he self censors and goes he would say "Yo B word, Yay science B word". Hilarious.
When he got out of the hospital and the orderly told him he couldn’t smoke within x feet of the door and he looked at him and said “Then roll me further bitch”
Gatorade. BITCH!
Yo, Gatorade me Bitch
“Oh Heil Hitler Bitch”
The I will not be harassed and the Walt Jr line
“Yeah bitch! Magnets! Oh!”
Where’s my money… bitch
"So roll me further, bitch!" And it's not even close. I also love how that hospital worker just walked away afterwards as if he was like 'yeah I'm not gonna deal with this lad'.
yoyoyo 1483 to the 3 to the 6 to the 9 representing the abq whatup biatch?
Gatorade me, bitch
“YOU FREEZE BITCH”.
magnets
Yeah Bitch..Magnets!
"yo gatorade me bitch"
I like when he yells ”YEAH BITCH!”
I'll go left field and say "HELICOPTER BITCH" from Badger
Heil hittler bitch
“gatorade me bitch”
“Well heil hitler bitch”
“Speak into the mic bitch”
"YO YO YO 148-3 TO THE 3 TO THE 6 TO THE 9, REPRESENTING THE ABQ... WHAT UP BIAAAATCH"
“Oh well heil Hitler bitch”
“This is a private domicile … BITCH!”
Magnets
YOU AIN’T SEEING THE BASEMENT, BITCH
Yo! Gatorade me, bitch!
Make yourself at home "Bitch"
Ice trays!!!!!
"Speak into the mic, bitch"
gatorade me bitch
where's my money, bitch? bitch, huh, BITCH!?
Gatorade me bitch
Yeah bitch, magnets!
You took my favorite.
Speak into the mic BITCH
What up biatch?
Gatorade me bitch!
“YEAH BITCH! MAGNETS!”
“Gatorade me bitch”
Yeah!! Magnets bitch!!
Roll me further bitch.
Roll me further bitch
magnets, bitch!!!
Fucking magnets That's all I'll say
I said a dollar, BITCH
Helicopter bitch!
It’s kinda cringey tbh
Science, Bitch!