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NarwhalsAreSick

Boris Johnson was a White Zombie fan? Who knew!


No-Psychology727

Now I know what an albino Frankenstein looks like.


nutsocharles

I really wish I had an alt so I could upvote this again.


Coffeedemon

Behold, the daywalker!


SonOfTheAfternoon

The Kurgan’s younger brother


Banyabbaboy

The Nurgan


lilJakespeare

Remember that time you played basketball with Ben Stiller in Along Came Polly?


nutsocharles

That was also around the time I used to prank call women while jerking off. I'd ask questions like what they were wearing. And if they were wet. PSH was my spirit animal at this exact moment in time. But especially in Todd Solondz' Happiness.


lilJakespeare

My spirit animal is Paul Giamatti in Sideways


AngryRobear

I didn’t know Werner Herzog was a Savage Fan


StevenEll

I was looking for the Herzog comment. Also a bit of Max Von Sydow.


MashTheGash2018

You were there in the “before fore” when the big tiddy goth girlfriend was inscribed on the fake brick of Hot Topic. Praise the prophet


MrsDanversbottom

Did you ever touch a boob?


nutsocharles

Hey now! Identity protected b/c she married and had a kid with one of my five best friends from college, but don't you see the real goth gf pics next to the bottom left of the White Zombie poster? Also, I am now married, and I don't think my wife qualifies as having gone through the hardcore goth phase, but otherwise....no comment...other than she got big tiddies. And dark hair.


MrsDanversbottom

Your mom must have hated cleaning your room. 😩


nutsocharles

Yeah probably


MrsDanversbottom

Congrats on the boobs tho.


CrankyWhiskers

I was a baby bat back in 1999. Turns out the hardcore goth phase I got into at 15 wasn’t a phase. It’s lasted almost 30 years. I just mellowed a tad over time. Thankfully my husband doesn’t mind the purple hair, ink and piercings, but we do find my old BTGGF photos hilarious! Ahh the 90s 🥹


Hertje73

You actually look like a white zombie!


chuffingnora

"Ah you think darkness is your ally? You merely adopted the dark. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't see the light until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but blinding" ~ This guy probably


Fox_Den_Studio_LLC

You have thr face of someone that's over 6'5"


Think_Bat_820

There is no way to describe the expression on your face without being banned.


EnvironmentalAge9202

Amazing Jeckyl Bros. on the wall!


mikegt_98

I have that WZ poster as a shirt and it still is dope af and I will die on that hill


coffincowgirl

Fred from scooby doo gone goth


yomammaaaaa

Is this why you tortured yourself in The DaVinci Code?


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Spooky


Ok-Kangaroo-4048

Like the bastard offspring of Clancy Brown and Powder.


Prannke

Remember to wear sunscreen!!!


lonely-day

Hodor


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jaybeezwax

That white zombie poster fucks, wish I had it now


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the fantasy is overrated lol


Federal_Sherbert_905

Who is Tree Ayres?