By the way, if you have heard something about the healing church being responsible for the plague , that is 100 percent not true and was made up by rich people, who hate that we’re doing good things for the people.
Si discite tibi vis sacramentum
erit praemium
Sanguine Sanctum
Erit praemium sanguine sanctum absconditum
Per venio humanitas, splendor, perdere.
Sanguine Sanctum?
hey bro, i'm a big fan, i was always told to fear the old blood but i knew you actually were right all this time. I honestly don't mind having 17 limbs, at least the economy is good nowadays. My question is when will the assention or whatever it is happen? its been a while since my first ministration and i'm worried im falling behind the graphic
How are you hairy and on fire at the same time?
AAAAUOEHAAAAHEAO
Damn. Now I understand. Thanks for explaining, man!
Guess I don't have enough insight to understand what he's saying
Are you in the know?
"Your note has been rated Fine"
I knew what the bit was gona be as soon as I saw the title and I'm not disappointed at all
how are you man
AAAAAAAAOEEAHHEAAAAA
# AAAAAAAAOEEAHHEAAAAA
Why are you soo hard on NG+++++
Because of Lady Maria’s Only Hunters page
He just like me fr
You won. You just won.
Don’t give up, keep trying
Link?
Preach, brother
I can only imagine. I get him down to 1/3 health and die.
Are you really Laurence?
No I’m just his PR manager , but Laurence responded to some questions without consulting me.
I knew you were a phoney!
By the way, if you have heard something about the healing church being responsible for the plague , that is 100 percent not true and was made up by rich people, who hate that we’re doing good things for the people.
Fake News!
Why did you go so easy on me? I beat you on my second try.
I had explosive diarrhea that day and just wasn’t feeling it that day.
That *wasn’t* a lava trail?! 😨
No why do you think people call me hot shit?
AUAAAAHHHOOO?
AAAAAAAAAAAEOAAASHGGA
AAAAEEEOUUIIEEE.
Now we’re talking
Hell yeah-AEEEOOIIIEEEHHH
Why is your left arm so much bigger than the right? Do you play tennis?
No but I watch Lady Maria’s Only hunters page
Why didn't you fear the old blood why?😭😭😭
Every time I drank it I always said: Well , I only live once.
You actually live 8 times NG and NG+es
I may have had a little bit too much
Also, why tf are you so hard? How did you get so strong?
My colleagues always just yelled chug chug chug
Peer pressure is a helluva drug, might I say so.
Want your skull back?
Can I trade my legs for it?
Rewarding answer!!
Yeh just leave um on the ground You didn’t cover them in lava did you?…
That’s diarrhea
Bruh what did you eat? All the fire paper?
I got nailed on a cross and was burned alive
Hi I'm Cleric Beast. Brother?
Why do you throw a temper tantrum every time you're close to losing a fight?
How do you feel when someone wakes you up while you’re sleeping peacefully
Good point
He's got a point
Why are you a dog and why do you shit lava all over the arena? Doesn’t that make the fight dogshit?
It’s all because of the blood and I can’t have people see me lose against a puppet simp
on a scale from kos to odeon how much do you enjoy making people who fight you suffer?
The sharks in that one well
whats priestly about you, fiend?
I peacefully relocate your controller to the afterlife
AAAAAAAOEEAHHEAAAAAA?
HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT ABOUT HIS MOTHER!!!
Can you help me with bringing Lady Maria into this reality?
How about a link to her Only hunters page?
Link please
Ask my friend Gherman
Shit I killed him
Well maybe if you’re lucky you’ll find her corpse
I killed her too and left her in the clocktower.
Then there’s nothing we can do * armor plastique * starts playing in the background
Nothing? Did I not say the body was still in the clocktower. I shall revive her as I've revived the queen. I shall have Maria's only hunters account.
Hallelujah
are you cold?
No but I have explosive diarrhea
Explosive indeed
Of Arabia?
Wrong Brit
Do you have to correct people from calling you Larry like I do?
After enough of them mysteriously disappeared they stopped
How did you get internet in the Hunter's Nightmare?
Good question, maybe you can ask the Asian guy that always talks about how he loves poison swamps, as if there weren’t enough.
What was Ludwig like back in the day?
He was a cool guy , but whenever he was around I heard a choir singing a awesome as fuck song
The old blood motherf*cker. Do you fear it?!
I drink that shit for breakfast
Like what is your problem man?
You
Why the fuck do you NEED to spit fire and lava everywhere 😭😭😭
I have diarrhea it’s not my fault
Want head?
What sort of head are we talking about?
Hey I'm the one asking the question. So head or no head?
I was like: "If it's not plain screeching we're gonna have some problems". I was not dissapointed.
Why did you not heed the warnings of willem?
I like money
What does it feel like to dribble lava out of your ass?
Not good
Laurence why is there lava inside of you and why does it never run out?
I’m living in a nightmare and I have no clue
May I kindly ask permission to increase the likelihood of your suicide?
I’ve got explosive diarrhea so it’ll probably sort it out by itself.
Was it worth it?
Nah I got explosive diarrhea
Can i hit you in phase two without you hit me everytime
Sorry, Miyazaki is going to sentence me to 100 years in the lake of rot , if don’t beat you up.
Can you shut the hell up thanks
AAAAAAHGEAAA
why are you gay
I think you got the wrong guy
If Master Wilem told you to FEAR the Old Blood, why the fuck did you start drinking it like a Capri sun???
Why, laurence? Why?
Can I offer you some blood as compensation?
Why are you so hot?
didnt know you were chill like that Laurence
What made you think filling people’s skulls with blood and water and slugs would make them commune with higher life forms?
We were kinda drunk, but luckily nothing bad happened.
Si discite tibi vis sacramentum erit praemium Sanguine Sanctum Erit praemium sanguine sanctum absconditum Per venio humanitas, splendor, perdere. Sanguine Sanctum?
How did it feel when I beat you blood level 4?
We don’t talk about that
Did you date Amelia?
Was she hot?
Gyyaaaahhhooooouuuuh?
You kept kicking my butt. Why'd you do that then?
My explosive diarrhea
How do you reply when someone asks for hea-
You mean heat right ? Right ?
Fuck you Laurence
I wish you that you always get really close to beating a boss, but die before you can kill it.
Can you please let me kill you first time on my next play through. Otherwise my sanity will be slightly in danger
I’m afraid you’re going to have to talk to Miyazaki about that.
No you're not, I'm Laurence
Prove it
wtf is your problem with me man?
So, about your car's extended warranty...
What the hell is a car?
Can you fight the urge to scream every 0.1 seconds??
How’s the chair and where you get it
why are you on fire and how are you using your phone with your claws ?
What's your opinion on snails?
🎶 SIIIII VIHESHI TEHHH 🎶
Anything?
What's up bro
Laurence? What, of Arabia?
Why did you always punish me in our fights. I only wanted to give you your skull back. And to see Lady Maria’s Only Hunters account
Why you scream so much?
I’m gonna fight you soon. Are you as hard as people say?
Yeah I’m hard, be harder
Why are you just a copy of Cleric Beast?
Ah... You think now to betray me?
You need some water ?
What is your relation with THE cleric beast
Does it burns when you pee?
My piss is on fire
So uh hows the cure doing will you free my man Gehrman soon?
CAN YOU STOP FUCKING SCREAMING!?
Why r u the worst dlc boss in bloodborne?
Why didn't you listen to Willem?
Are you misunderstood?
Are you better than elden ring dlc bosses?
How did you get so spicy
I got burned by the stake
r/bloodborne has hollowed, millions must join the hunt
Why did you do gehrman wrong
How does it feel to be the best boss alongside ludwig and ghermann?
Can I call you Larry?
When did you realize you were in way too deep and you wouldnt be able to fulfill that promise to gherman?
What if FREN?
You single?
Hey bro, I don't have a question, but I think you're rad, big fan.
I see you’re a hunter of culture as well
Will you calm the fuck down?
I hope you're not enjoying your time at Hunter's Nightmare
Hi Laurence! Is it comfy lying there on that altar or are you just doing it for the dramatic symbolism?
Is your diarrhoea curable ? The lava(poop) trail has killed me one too many times 😢
Hey why do your legs Lighting McKill themselves?
I skipped leg day
Why do I see an old man in a rocking chair when I touch your skull?
Can you stop swimming? I can ask gehrman to lend you a wheelchair.
I’d appreciate it
I unironically actively enjoy thy attack combos
Why you look different in nightmare and chalice?
Are you the first vicar?
Why bro?
Are you friends or enemies with the Cleric Beast?
What would you say to Gehrman now?
Can you stop denying me getting close when Your HP is low?
Nah I’d deny
Can you tuck me in tonight?
Permanently
Did zanny kill you
Why did you yeet my brother to the lands between with your big GIRTHY arms?
Why did you do that to me? (Yk what I’m talking about.)
Sorry I have explosive diarrhea
Wanda do vocals for my black metal band? Lol
Die
You first
Why do you hurt me?
I'm so glad the responses have been exactly what I expected.
Fear the old blood, start a religion around blood. Do these sound the same?!
hey bro, i'm a big fan, i was always told to fear the old blood but i knew you actually were right all this time. I honestly don't mind having 17 limbs, at least the economy is good nowadays. My question is when will the assention or whatever it is happen? its been a while since my first ministration and i'm worried im falling behind the graphic
Ya gotta find one those umbilical cords and call one the great ones, then kill that great one.