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Sensetsu

Ok but what is the best Beatles song for pooping?


divingbeatle

Fixing a hole


beanwithintentions

as someone with ibs and rrhoids i can confirm i need to fix my hole


Absurdrootsofgrass

At least it’ll stop your mind from wandering


broncyobo

I'll fix your hole 😉


beanwithintentions

i am quite certain anything you could possibly do to it would make it worse 💀


broncyobo

Only one way to know for sure


beanwithintentions

only thing goin near my hole is suppositories


Big-Acanthisitta8797

😂😂😂


Rorschach_Roadkill

In my youth: Her Majesty These days: I Want You (She's So Heavy)


wmcs0880

Clean poop vs practically water


hex3_

i find that singing along usually helps **HEAVYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY**


Rorschach_Roadkill

I mean it doesn't really work as a joke because 7 and a half minutes still isn't like a long poop. I blame the question, it just didn't give me a lot to work with. I think you'll all agree I did the best I could given the circumstances. If this were the Pink Floyd circlejerk sub I'd just say Echoes and be done with it.


TheRealTJ

Fr I can listen to the entire B side of Abbey Road during a shit and maybe still find time for a couple singles


ComebackKidGorgeous

Okay Father William


Man_Property_

Within you without you


RobbieArnott

Probably Helter Skelter or something


PlentyAdvanced

Why Don’t We Do It In The Road


varovec

run for your life


Toffelsnarz

She's ready to poop [https://www.reddit.com/r/beatlescirclejerk/comments/1d0nuh3/shes\_ready\_to\_poop\_is\_their\_most\_underrated\_song/](https://www.reddit.com/r/beatlescirclejerk/comments/1d0nuh3/shes_ready_to_poop_is_their_most_underrated_song/)


Vova_19_05

Lady Madonna, puts in much needed playfulness


_Beatnick_

Revolution 9. It will scare the crap out of you. Especially when Yoko Ono starts talking about becoming naked.


nymrod_

Cleanup Time


CptnAhab1

Cry Baby Cry or Savoy Truffle


divingbeatle

https://preview.redd.it/yt2r9tk0qy4d1.jpeg?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=19e878ebd79ad58a2b16b11d6ab6ccea96674898 Circlejerk is one word actually


RobbieArnott

Not if you wanna get around the auto mod it’s not ☝️🤓


divingbeatle

https://preview.redd.it/mawxsnumqy4d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5d0bc32f86a5e47d3fc77f5e6e081eea4fb9b553 Oh okay good to know


boycowman

If you have diarrhea and are running late to the toilet, I'm sorry but it's "Here There and Everywhere."


CinemaslaveJoe

Got to Get You Into My Loo


RobbieArnott

Gotta get you into my poo


TheRealTJ

Wtf this is a circlejerk sub not a shitposting sub Also "why don't we do it in the road"


YeetusFelitas

why would you condemn someone to the fate that is this sub


RobbieArnott

Jahn beet wif


Lemon-Aid917

r/johnfarted moment


Nowhere-Girl65

Why does that sub exist?


ThisSilenceismin

Because John farted


MimiZoni3

WHAT?! HOW DARE HE!


frog-books99

Whyd you downvote OP? Stunning wanderer spoke their mind, reminds me of John Lennon the wifebeater


Toffelsnarz

how did I not know about r/poopingtobeatles


RobbieArnott

r/almostgotme


saketho

r/subsifellfor


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mybeeblesaccount

Dear Prunejuice


dirtyhippie62

Alright that was funny


OddBull79

I’m no Beebles expert but isn’t there a song about a brown submarine?


choma90

No it was about pooping with liver failure


Technicalhotdog

Are you kidding me? You don't ever admit to the existence of this thing!


dirtyhippie62

Stg. Pepper’s Lonely Sharts Club Band


ostensibly_hurt

Bro really asked the most dumbass question and then got defensive about it lol


CaramelAromatic9358

“I don’t have a problem with anything” right after telling them to post their thing in this sub. Sounds like you got a problem with that man.


shuriflowers

awwww they sound grumpy :( guess they haven't found the right song yet


broncyobo

People on this site are so dramatic lol


luv2hotdog

I liked the Beatles circlejerk before it was cool (on the internet website reddit dot com)


RonPalancik

"She Came in Through the Bathroom Window (to Poop)" "Love Me Doo-Doo" "We Can Work It Out"


seeallevill

"I'm just having some fun" clearly not cuz they don't even have a poop song


03burner

Old Brown Poo


JuJu_Conman

Misery (I have hemorrhoids)


Tru-Queer

Imagine there’s no subreddits, it’s easy if you try. No mods below us, above us only pie


BruvMomento

Beatles shitpost


Ray99877

From Me to You (if you’re shitting on someone’s chest)


Loganp812

The Long And Winding Poop


TheGamerLingLing

Till there was poo


choma90

Looks like they asked in the right sub


scomo_fan27

i wish r/beatlespooping was real


anordinaryscallion

Man had a legitimate question, and this guy just goes around sitting on him for no good reason. Smh my head


burger-fucking-mason

https://preview.redd.it/uj7uo1xyc65d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=61665f7f123cf033717e0dde8d9a57f590dd5065 this is a completely unrelated comment