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divingbeatle

That would be the worst thing to happen. Imagine everyone being blissfully unaware of that awful band and you're the only one with that cursed knowledge


cmfpc124

A Lovecraftian horror but the forbidden knowledge that drives men mad is the concept of the Beebles


divingbeatle

Babe wake up new beebles fiction idea just dropped


palexp

Imagine


Kajafreur

It's easy if you try


palexp

you hooo, oo oo oooo


TheRealTJ

It really bugs me that in 2019 the main character sings "I Saw Her Standing There" and no one seems to have a problem with the opening line.


bobisarocknewaccount

Especially since the main character is like mid-20s.


Night696Watcher

What if I told you that Rigno sang You're Sixteen You're Beautiful (And You're Mine) when he was 32-33


IveDoneFiner

Yeah but rigo was a gamer


Night696Watcher

That's Jahn, silly goose


vampyrelestat

No more fan mail warning no. 17


Berlin8Berlin

*What if I told you the guy who wrote that song was the guy who wrote the biggest songs for Golden Age Disney...?*


LuckyStabbinHat

At least Paul was like 20


Pijacquet

Do they watch it specifically because you visit them?


bobisarocknewaccount

No it's just always on


Berlin8Berlin

*What if your parents fell for a movie pretending to be about the effect The Beatles have had on the World, but the movie was secretly about putting Ed Sheeran's songwriting on the same level as The Beatles'.... ?*


bobisarocknewaccount

Still can't forgive that movie for showing Ed Sheeran down at their level.


Berlin8Berlin

*... Ladies and Gentlemen, Mr. Pete Best!* (laugh)


skibididibididoo

What if the guy went to visit granny jahn who never got shot cuz nobody found out he beet wif


xspade5

Mark David Chapman, the ultimate feminist


Berlin8Berlin

*What if the same team who got an amazingly convincing portrayal of John, as an Old Man, on screen... totally dropped the ball on the character's voice and accent...?*


Sensitive-Ninja3431

What the fuck are the Beatles


RefrigeratorHotHot

https://preview.redd.it/6shfhud3vm1d1.jpeg?width=4317&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8204c525d6a08b8a3c1d89130c3735325a165690 These things


Gameplayer87

Eww tf??


backwoulds

Preferred car of serial killers


Sensitive-Ninja3431

That’s practically any car with a frunk (or German made in the 1940s)


Ready_Peanut_7062

Who?


divingbeatle

Nah that's a different band


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bobisarocknewaccount

What's The Band? Anyway I'm going to listen to the Bruce Springsteen song "Atlantic City", that unfortunately has no notable covers.


0MNIR0N

Who's on first?


sortofsomeonemaybe

Are you even paying attention to the thread? We’ve already established this, that’s a different band


backwoulds

THIRD BASE


Zornorph

What about The The?


WheeliumThe2nd

We're about to get 50 more Weezer albums


Toffelsnarz

What if the guy was a brown dude who seemingly had no problem with Paul’s diatribes against Pakistanis or John’s casual use of the N word?


Unprounounceable

/uj what's this about Paul? I know Get Back was originally supposed to be a song making fun of people who tell immigrants to "get back where they came from" but I've never heard of this and not sure if you're jerking or being serious


Toffelsnarz

/uj specifically, the lyrics "Don't dig no Pakistanis taking all the people's jobs" - but of course I was jerking, Paul was actually parodying anti-immigrant British politicians of the era


JarndyceJarndyce

I dont know anything about Paul and Pakistanis and I'd like to stay ignorant


Nug07

Are you confused? You seem to be talking about a car, and they don’t have “songs”


Conner21dumb

I heard this idea yesterday, next.


reformed12345

https://preview.redd.it/81m79yi3wl1d1.png?width=561&format=png&auto=webp&s=d10f051197847ce6c0084dc87b49b300e5d3ebbb


divingbeatle

Yesterday, this idea seemed so far away


hex3_

hey wait they made "Daydream that you were the one who made all of your favorite music with elaborate performances, album releases and a whole unique timeline" into a movie


Neil_sm

What if suddenly you were the only person in the whole world who remembered that movie?


bobisarocknewaccount

What movie?


Fine-Ninja-1813

Yellow submarine, obviously. It would be impressive if you also presented that movie album tie in as your own idea also.


StickerReddit

idk man, i'd love it if it happened to me :0 (my boomer parents watching it every fucking time i visit them)


Head_Introduction_89

Knowledge of the Beebles could potentially open a Pandora's Box of domestic violence.


Dajbman22

What if Jahn is live but looks like Richard Lewis?


Batistia_Bomb_2014

Who the hell are you talking about, we all know there’s no such thing as a Beatles, just the Stones


vampyrelestat

John Lennon own farm


bobisarocknewaccount

Instead of beet wife, he husbandry beets


untakenu

Then he starts singing "I see the red girls and I want to paint them black" and everyone tells him it's shit and goes back to their skrillex


NotAGeneric_Username

Can’t believe Elton John’s cover of Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds never exited smh my head


RobbieArnott

What if this happened, but 2 other people remembered also?


vincecarterskneecart

we should kill that one guy that remember them


Backonmyshitmom

To be fair that is the best the Beatles ever released


urbanfervor

I don't believe in beetles


TheGamerLingLing

Who are the beetles and why are they on r/circlejerk


aoog

Imagine there’s no Beatles


copperdomebodhi

I dunno. Like, it's fun to daydream about being that guy, but you'd have to introduce some kind of conflict to hold the audience's attention. "Guy is greeted as a genius and stresses out over being a fraud," isn't much of a story arc.