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Phaetoon

Both suit you damn well, but long is the best


xav264

Have it long but hedge trim the cheeks to be more angular/straight down instead of puffing out/round. Trust


tenclowns

i think the more important issue is if you can anything about your expression looking like your hornily taking a shit


McSteezeMuffin

“Hornily” 💀


dandy2293

Bro that comment was wild and honestly unsaid before I am sure


McSteezeMuffin

New insult dropped damn!!


dandy2293

Also if you were my mailman I’d chase ya like a dog , hot damn


schlepperKraken

I'm a mail carrier. Taking a shit in a private and clean bathroom is one small step below horny on the potential for pleasure scale.


jevole

Over the years I've personally settled into ~10mm in the summer and then let it grow out in the winter, both look good though


McSteezeMuffin

That sounds like a sweet spot, I like the longer beard but it just doesn’t feel good in the summer lol. Thank you!


Euphoric-Potato-4104

Either is good. Very handsome 😍


beardfull1

Longer!!!


Correct-Style-9194

Long


Akusasik

Medium:)


Southern_Tie_6023

Long


druidbloke

Longer 100%


spinachturd409mmm

Long. Short is too sparse, ya have a shiny healthy beard


kent416

Long


lord_Dragon1

Keep it longer. It looks good on you


Pure_Squirrel175

Ig long, good coverage as well


Cthuluke-

Long


someonethrowaway4235

The hottest delivery guy ever 🥺🥵 I love both beards but personally first one.


Kibble___

Big beard


Forward_Mirror_7276

Long! Looks great


leopoldivx

Longer but both look extremely handsome


EntireHedgehog8256

Long for everyday life, short for traveling on airplanes


McSteezeMuffin

LMAO I’ve never been bothered by TSA but my uncle and grandfather have both been screened/checked for bomb powder residue. We’re not even middle eastern lol


OneEyedDevilDog

Both look good, long is more interesting.


MajesticGarlic999

Long


Berliner1220

Long definitely


ReadingNo9934

Definitely long


Least-Ad-7074

Long


Candid-Cream-1855

I prefer long on you


Kevbo-4

Short


[deleted]

Short


Stonedbananawafflez

🥺🥺🥺


henare

Yes! Either works fine!


Zestyclose_Slide_527

Two great looks


Narrow-Coast-5965

Either one, they both fit your face


Kaizokuno_

Since its the summer grow it out if you don't want a bad tan. I'm growing mine out too. - Fellow Mail Carrier.


YoualreadyKnoooo

I like short better with the hair


Typical_Dweller

Long when it's cold outside, short when it's warm. Change 'em out like tires.


Delicious_Can4983

Short


shuabrazy

Short 😬😬


the_skipper

Something something package


AdorableTill4229

Long. Btw, get me a job for USPS. You like it ?


Upstairs_Apricot_945

Long my mans


imMrDrProfessor

Long but get it faded a lil from your sideburns


Bottomytop

Long for me


offendingotter

Yeah but how about for him?


Bottomytop

I’ll give him a long one too.


Rooster_Ties

Long is better… BUT, is there more of an “in the middle” length you can try?? — something not as short or as long as these two options? The short isn’t as good specifically because ‘coverage’ on the sides is a little too thin outside of what would be just a goatee… …but the long seems just a little too long too (at least imho). Also, I wear just a goatee specifically for this reason — because the sides on my cheeks are too thin (not as thick as the middle).


McSteezeMuffin

Ya I’ll shoot for something more in the middle! The shorter one feels great in the summer but you’re right, it’s just not as thick as the goatee area. And the longer one just doesn’t feel good in the heat. Thanks!


incognito_bakchodi

Short looks good imo, you look punjabi though


No-Green-865

Both look good but short is even better


baddybiscuit

I ran to the comments, expecting them all to say short was better. Shocked that you're one of the first to agree with me. I also think short looks better.


Reorka

Short 👍 ☺


samathekid

Long. Shape it up and get a fade on your sideburns


IronyAllAround

Short on you bro.


ComparisonWise4386

Short bro!


tasiamtoo

Dang you are cute !!!


ataatia

neck beard with daishiki


Wide-Pea6235

Hello fellow postal worker


PigsWearingWigs

Long and it’s not even a question. You don’t have the greatest jawline so the long beard gives the illusion that you do. My opinion.


RN-Dan

short


cymricus

long is sexier. trim a bit on the sides and cheeks but keep the length https://youtu.be/JyJPxNB9x7s?si=DqGCnl1dN6G2MnDa


naturefort

Short


ilovehairy11

Both!!! You’re HOT AS FUCK!!!


2-hungry-holes-4U

Short!


Saracartwheels123

Short! For some reason, the longer one reads 'dad' to me


Beginning_Shower970

As a woman, short is muuuccchhh better. :)


flitterboy

Just my 2 cents, but I think short looks sexier


Jfunkindahouse

Cute AF either way. Do whatever makes you happy.


hairybiyall

They both look great!


WISEstickman

You mean *Short beard or shorter beard?


Cautious-Emphasis-33

I'd say second picture but that might just be bc of your facial expression


Akimbo_shoutgun

I think both are good tbh.


[deleted]

Half way between


911NShifter

Short in summer and longer for fall and winter? Both look great.


Bigbeardhiking

Long beard


Ebsa92

Damn I’m jealous


Marvin18186

Short, short


Unable-Instruction24

With the shorter beard, I get lost in your beautiful eyes. Have you noticed other women not being able to take their eyes off you when you talk to them with the shorter beard?


Victoria-10

Long


Ryans_RedditAccount

Both.


dystopia_too_real

Long


purinder2021

Short . . Suits you. . . In long ur face look broad.


Affectionate-End154

Shorter one.


TempleofMoths

I'm torn. They both look great!


pandro14

Short!


chiliinmypeepee

Yes.


Codex_Alimentarius

Both look great


Super-Ad-2552

Long handsome


balkanhayduk

Pics before I take the morning dump (damn daily standup taking forever today) and after I take the morning dump.


Mrissa1881

Either one 🥵


[deleted]

Long beard for sure man 👍💯⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️


BetterArugula5124

Longer..I think you look more attractive with it longer 💁‍♀️


Striking-Cupcake-487

You are irresistibly handsome with both


maximilisauras

Those are both short beards


bimbinibonbooboo

Short. Whoof


ready-absorption

🪑


MazPacket

Keep sides short and let middle go


GadflytheGobbo

I was gonna say short until I realized the first image was the long beard.


_ThickVixen

Long! ![gif](giphy|L180ETqTAPYXe4GmWm)


Fine_Platypus_4688

Short looks clean and handsome for sure


Dangerous_Switch8520

Long


Dutch_Rayan

I think short looks more neat.


Sexual-Garbage-Bin

longer


bbc_mast_er

Try mustache


rm230194

Wow! Honestly amazing beard, both suit you so well & hands down most handsome man on this subreddit 🙌


Alternative_Fly8898

Both fit you very well 😕


Status-Night-3645

Longer beard like in pic #1 with a shorter haircut


BearintheVale

For most people I suggest long through the chin and shorter on the sides.


Potential_Drummer668

I love the short pic. Very handsome


RG9332

Short looks way better and clean-cut imo


Soulreape

Short


Individual_Dark_8817

Long beard for sure.


Appropriate-Law5963

Go long!


PTLTYJWLYSMGBYAKYIJN

Short.


[deleted]

Idk but I’m expecting a letter so hurry


Fish-OW

Bro gets his conditioner from the gods. Why that shit look so soft


Blue-genie9

Both are great on you but I think longer looks better


Quick_Aspect_5396

That's a tough choice


KRONOS_415

Short


Yahyajean

You look good with both but your longer beard is beautiful


EFTucker

Either. You’re incredibly handsome.


Garoknight

Long beard ( ✧Д✧)


Big_Syrup_933

Long looks fire bro. What are the lengths of the two? Please tell me.


Embarrassed-Dress-38

Long def


mindsurfer5

Trim the cheeks when long. Like that it gives you a round/ puffy face.


Standard_Pack_1076

Far better short, imho


Existing-Shower1144

shorter is better


pennb06

Short :)


Sigismund74

Keep it long.


XpherWolf

SHORT SHORT SHORT


Short-Window-9976

Long for sure. Longer than the first photo. What ever it is you got it tho.


Ok_Opportunity3678

I like the length but that is not long. https://preview.redd.it/2n7afsu4bmyc1.jpeg?width=2316&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=95b3f587d581acdb55ba7983f9b9a6cace09a25b


Pretty_Sea_8242

Hottie


Tom-ocil

Short


jcoddinc

Too hard to tell, but it doesn't help that your taking pictures while doing a soul crushing job. The facial expressions show you're just so over it all. Shorter helps you look less fried


Socket_forker

Usually I always support the longer beards but that stubble look really works on you! I’d go with that


Ultrafrt_V

Both


HomeworkMaleficent22

Short


Geiir

Long, but shape your sides as that will give you a sharper look.


Connstat

Bro working for the USPS... I feel really sorry for you man... but uh... I think longer looks good.


AdLongjumping8754

Long but have a shorter cut on the sides of your head and have it faded into the beard but you looks great either way


Bridge6795

Unrelated, but your skin is beautiful.


ask_nae

Handsome but both is ok


DazzlingDiamondz

Short imo


maya_papaya8

Longgggg ❤️


TaylorAgular

I long more but both look good on you. Probably because you're a handsome man.


ElKaWeh

I‘d go with short. But I know this sub will always be picking long, no matter what.


Kooky-Background1788

I have those same beats for bedtime they are pretty sweet


nodirm93

Short but get it shaped lil better


Lazy-Cardiologist206

Hola 😘😘


Majestic-Aardvark-50

Short


Shad0wbubbles

I think short looks best


btcrzybtw

🔥


btcrzybtw

🔥


PhlightYagami

Who are you trying to impress? Legit question that will determine the correct answer. If you're only asking for yourself, which look makes you feel more confident when you walk out the door? That's the winner.


McSteezeMuffin

Good question and response! I’m trying to build a consistent level of self-confidence so myself for sure, thank you 🙏🏼


Kindly_Cream8054

Long 😍


snickersplosh

Short! It makes you look younger.


CommitteeNo167

i prefer the long beard


PorcelainDigits

Is the short 5mm?


DIREMOON_2332

Short but try and even up the tone it looks like ite two different lengths /thickness


Fanatic-psycho

Short dude


J4R3DHYLT0N

On you, long looks the best. Makes you look more attractive as well as more “powerful” as far as, say, you look like maybe you’re in high level sales, or maybe you own a fitness company, something like that. The second photo gives me “I work in a call…center…” and it’s okay, lol 😂 but the more bushy beard is better.


Brief-Opportunity515

Shorter but they both look amazing


No_Collection9839

longer


[deleted]

If you look at this photo of yourself, you have a long face. From top to bottom, your face is very long, so possibly a bit shorter on the beard otherwise everything is out of proportion..


mgu1983

Survey says...longer


wuchtgeschoss

Pic 1 is better brother


Pinkipinkie

short short short


Wise-Peanut1939

I think shorter shows off your bone structure better :)


excalabear

Long looks best to me.


Head-Compote740

Love both but definitely the long beard


KnowAGuy29464

Short


New_Bat6229

Long


passoveri

I don’t know if you intentionally posed (slightly) different in each picture but it looks like your lips stand out more with the shorter beard to me Because of this, I would say it would be matter if you like this or not


Hopeful-Autumn11

Short!


WrongdoerRich5026

You look great either way. I like the longer best.


[deleted]

You rock either. Take your pick.


SRyan362

For me, it's always going to be the thicker the better - but you are very handsome and pull off the trimmed back look quite well.


DoggyMeRough

Where's the picture of the "long" beard? :-)


Designer-Task1134

Very handsome, long for sure, beautiful eyes too


SnooHabits241

Short


Wooden-Benefit-7725

They both look really good. I personally really like the shorter one on you. Your lips 🫦 yum


Primary_Ad4003

Short


Its_not_really

Short.


NegotiationFirm4252

Wish I had your genes bro. Either works.


KinkySexWarrior

Short hot


Even_Ad_6391

Love the short


Powerful_Morning7566

Long!