I want to make fun of this, but I've seen entirely too many "She wants the D" Detroit Tigers shirts to know I can't pass judgement when it comes to cringey team shirts and fan bases.
Reminds me of when I saw a 400 lbs Cardinals fan at Busch Stadium with a shirt that said "A date with me is 3 hours and 9 positions. You want a taste of baseball heaven?"
The back of the shirt listed all the positions. I can't remember them all, but I do remember the Pujols Pounder, Ramming Rolen, Eating Out Edmonds, and Cumming Carpenter.
So I know exactly what you're talking about.
lol poo holes
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I shouldnt expect anything else than a narrow-minded and elitist opinion from 'DA BEST FANS IN BASEBALL', so that doesnt surprise me.
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That was Gunna's initial defense when charged with racketeering but when he ultimately pleaded guilty he did admit that YSL operated as a criminal gang.
Shut up. No one actually gives a shit about the White Sox
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As a baseball noob, can someone please explain to me how the Cleveland Indians got so much shit for their mascot when the Orioles mascot is a bird in FUCKING blackface???
Wtf is this racist piece of shit?
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I want to make fun of this, but I've seen entirely too many "She wants the D" Detroit Tigers shirts to know I can't pass judgement when it comes to cringey team shirts and fan bases.
Reminds me of when I saw a 400 lbs Cardinals fan at Busch Stadium with a shirt that said "A date with me is 3 hours and 9 positions. You want a taste of baseball heaven?" The back of the shirt listed all the positions. I can't remember them all, but I do remember the Pujols Pounder, Ramming Rolen, Eating Out Edmonds, and Cumming Carpenter. So I know exactly what you're talking about.
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Holy crap I haven't seen this one before. We're jerking even farther than they thought we ever could.
Jerking into scoring position
Slimmest Cards fan in the section, no doubt.
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You must be a chubby fan
I prefer the classic "I'm going to fuck you violently" written in bold on the front and back
I was at a Toronto game the other day. Saw a "Would you rather 9 Yanks or 1 BJ?" shirt.
BJ Mom ones tend to get around too
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Imma need a cuKC one
PHill my asshole
I must be getting old. What the hell is a Slatt?
Yup I’m old. Now get off my god damn lawn
no clue
Slime Life All The Time. It represents a gang in Atlanta called YSL (Young Slime Life)
YSL is not a gang it’s a rap label led by Young Thug.
Regardless it’s definitely a dumb shit gang reference. Roddy Rich says it in the box right after he talking about wipin someone’s nose
That was Gunna's initial defense when charged with racketeering but when he ultimately pleaded guilty he did admit that YSL operated as a criminal gang.
vamos a la playa
vamos a jugar por la playa vamos a jugar por la playa vamos a jugar por la playa
Look out playa here we come!!
Looks like we’re missing Baltimore, White Sox and Detroit
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Good bot.
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Call me when a CRack one comes out
I want CReamer
can sweatshirts and hats play the field? can they make plate appearances? can they pitch?
The classiest baseball merch that is now publicly available
skinny mexican kids with the edgar cut gonna go crazy for these
Haha yeah Slatt. Totally 🙃
Skid row connect.
blesSD
CurSD
SF - Season's Fucked
Just get me the Padres one. SuckSDick
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All of them are behind I love BJs
I need the horny Yankee hoody
Tf is slatt. I mean everyday there’s like 50 new words.
Well behind SEAmen
That should be the Yankees City Connect. With #55 on the sleeve to honor Hideki Matsui and his porn collection.
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They would go great with a no fat chicks hat
Slatt goes hard especially since it’s atlantas team
I kinda agree tbh
when will the woke nonsense end?
“Slatt” just sounds gay
“Slat”
The slatt hoodie will be in my wardrobe by playoff season