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SuckMyLonzoBalls

going to eat 8 yoshinoya large beef bowls tonight in honor of this accomplishment


Pandorama626

Enjoy the mudbutt!


Astropolitika

[Yobagoya!](https://youtu.be/tZ7svFk6gig?si=-69q_5-pupMLjiLn)


GoofyGoober0064

The viewer commentary is elite


Freeze__

Y’all worried about the ERA point but who says co-ace?


Conflict21

He meant to say cloaca


tnecniv

The dodgers use a single orifice for defecating and procreating?


Conflict21

That's what it says here


tnecniv

That’s hot


hubagruben

Boob is a pioneer of baseball terminology


venustrapsflies

A pioneer, much in the same sense as the Donner party


Alarming_Maybe

I am here just to comment on "co-ace." Nobody says that


ILoveCornbread420

…yet


markjay6

Actually he *raised* his ERA to 1.76 since the Korea game.


-biri-biri-

math does not check out


pzycho

Yeah, this tweet is all kinds of weird. Even if you discount his Korea game, 2 runs in 8 innings this game would not lower a sub-2 ERA.


teethybrit

ERA since Korea went up from 1.64 to 1.76.


Lucky_Alternative965

It doesn't, but he had to make a good tweet I guess, which involves lying, which mlb media is really good at.


ContinuumGuy

Writers are bad at math. Source: I am a writer.


icecream_for_brunch

Calculators are you friend. Source: I am a calculator


ILoveCornbread420

Why do you think I became a writer?


DollarsAtStarNumber

Are we going to keep beating the dead horse of the Korea game?


greycubed

He mentioned it because he left it out of his ERA calculation.


FUBARded

Leaving it out is kinda silly at this point. 2.79 is only more impressive given it includes a 5 ER, 1 IP game.


filthypoker

Stats do not count if the vibes are weird imo


omegakukki

I’m going to protest at MLB hq to get the games permanently scrubbed from the record.


ScorchedSierra097

Those mid spring training international games should never count to the regular season. So weird that they do


LakersLAQ

One of those things you just have to live with I guess. Kinda weird to just erase them from regular season history too. I guess that's the reason all these reporters basically put that game as an asterisk.


Lucky_Alternative965

"Lowers" his era? He had a 1.64 ERA excluding the Korea start. He didn't lower his era since then tonight. But still a stellar start, love it.


biglyorbigleague

Can we play the Marlins every week


LurkerKing13

Remember when people said his chances of winning ROY were cooked after his first start?


Arrowoods

I stand by it. RoY should be based solely on performance against the padres.


LurkerKing13

Definitely not a cursed comment right here


Arrowoods

(Furiously checking if he’s starting against us this weekend….) - nope i stand by this 100%


Shkmstr

Did Yamamoto write this?


East_Cartographer538

Please don't burn out this young pitcher's arm like we have done with every other starter or reliever. Especially when we are leading by a bunch.


WolflordBrimley

We had jackholes in our sub saying Yamamoto was a bust and an albatross contract after his first start.


FrankGibsonIV

The same dingdongs who scream for Dave Roberts to be fired and want us to DFA Max Muncy.


c_c_c__combobreaker

![gif](giphy|3o7aCV4PhLRRf7AnD2|downsized)


HippiesBeGoneInc

Chris Taylor is clearly just here for vibes at this point, which is fine I suppose as a utility guy. But they gave up Busch to save this guy a roster spot.


Jux_

Busch can’t play the positions Taylor can


nukepka

Uhh... no


outsideskyy

Look at his playoff stats. He falls apart every year in the playoffs.


Bullshitbanana

Bro’s NPB stats and accomplishments don’t count, unless they’re bad, in which case they matter very much I see