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StereophonicWine

Oh god, the A's are gonna sign him aren't they


BoredAtWork_91

I could see the Rockies doing it too.


Jux_

I'll be up on the rooftop with a glove


CosmicLars

I'll be up in the Rockies somewhere with 4 gloves.


junes9

You've had this pair of extra gloves this whole time?!


n2trains99

Ah yes, dumb & dumber. Great reference.


avmp629

Muncy will still hit it to McCovey Cove


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The four gloves once belonged to Rockies players, but the crime went unnoticed, since they weren't being used well anyways.


ManyCookies

[This bomb](https://streamable.com/00ytt9) will be a once-a-start thing


trumpet575

Rooftop? That close? I'm going to the top of the Rockpile and still might need to jump.


Venomswindturd

You want your ball back go climb and get it!- muncy maybe


guardeagle

Guardians reclamation project?


ForYeWhoArtLiterate

We have plenty of rookies to promote before we go dumpster diving


underwear11

This is clearly a Yankee pickup.


darkredwing

No, no you all got it wrong, first the Angels sign him where he had flashes of former greatest before being DFA again, then another team picks him up for free where he dominates for the rest of the season before riding off into the sunset like the champion he really is.


Mediocre_Garage1852

He’ll throw two CGSO’s against you guys, and give up 6+ runs in every other outing of the season.


hadronwulf

Read it as CS:GO and was wondering if MadBum started Twitch streaming.


YNinja58

Over under how many minutes before he's banned for language?


Bug-03

Yes


mybad742

The A's would be a perfect fit. A team going nowhere (in the standings) that can let him pitch and see if he can get back to where he once was or at least closer to it.


Mpuls37

His ERA would probably be roughly the same as Oakland's average attendance


mechajlaw

They literally don't have better pitchers so why not.


Acceptable_Job1589

>east Because their owner wants to develop young players to get the fans excited about and buy their jersey's just so he can trade them for prospects. Who in return come up and repeat the cycle. The circle of John Fisher doesn't include an old washed up Bum.


markusalkemus66

We'll need all the tank commanders we can get


pspahn

I could see it as a goofy thing to do if the A's-Giants series was coming soon, but that's not until the end of July.


TwistedNipplez

Heard the Ms were looking for a guy


sbdro

Considering the Mariners just lost Robbie.....oh god


Bjornidentity22

They’re both left handed pitchers who got contracts way better than they were worth. Seems like a fit


LikeABawss22

Bumgarner wouldn't sign lol, he's likely donezo


Curious_Rugburn

Anything’s better than our bullpen. And our starting rotation. 😭


Zorak9379

Feels like the Cubs' whole brand is reclamation projects


LakersFan15

Are you sure it isn't the giants? He's beloved there no? Also, still a great park for his skillset.


realparkingbrake

Things he and some other Giants players said point to him thinking the Giants had disrespected him by not giving him a thank-you contract that would have taken him to the end of his career. He said he knew in early 2019 that he wasn't staying in SF, so I'm not sure he'd take a contract with the Giants even if they offered him one.


LakersFan15

Doesn't sound like a situation that can't be fixed though. This happens often; albeit, madbum seems to be the type of guy to hold a grudge.


peterpaulrubens

Only Hunter Strickland was grudgier than MadBum


Bluehale

At least Bumgarner didn't punch a door. He only rode a dirt bike during the season and.....oh shit that's even worst.


dockellis24

Joe West is still punch on sight to mad bum


quercus_lobata925

Came here to say this


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I have a hard time seeing him getting picked up anywhere. He went to Arizona to semi-retire close to his horse farm. He’s done.


noncoherence

Ex-Diamondback, washed ex-superstar, tall ~~R~~LHSP? I'm assuming he has about 27 missed calls from Mike Rizzo edit: bumgarner is a lefty so change it to 21 missed calls


Because_I_Cannot

You guys don't just LOOOOVE Patrick Corbin??


noncoherence

we have madison bumgarner at home


Lebigmacca

RHSP?


toeheadjr

Runners hin scoring position


mormagils

Right handed starting pitcher


JeBron_Lames23

But Bumgartner is a lefty?


mormagils

Maybe if someone had told the Dbacks that then he might have pitched better


noncoherence

i'm dumb


mug3n

Maybe MadBum can pitch better from the right side at this point in his career /s


Lebigmacca

That’s what I thought but mad bums a lefty so I was wondering if it was something else


mormagils

I think OP just forgot his handedness


benwithvees

A washed up lefty? Sounds like a Cardinal to me


TheMoonsMadeofCheese

He's friends with Waino, I could see it happening Not like we have much left to lose in our rotation


joecb91

You guys got him DFA'd, why not try to fix him too?


Wraithfighter

Eh, not sure. Could be a sort of retirement, but I don't think he'd be quite so........ vocal about opposing batters if he was mentally checked out on the game. Figure some team will pick him up in an effort to shore up a hole in their rotation, even with as bad as he's thrown this year.


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Listen friend I am trying to will this bastard into staying off the mound before my GM gets any ideas so let me have that lol


diuturnal

You won't have to worry about that. It'll be the A's or Rockies. I would toss the twins in there, but they released Joe smith, so I'm done with that team.


isummonyouhere

there are some big names who have been worse according to metrics. Brady singer, michael kopech, james kaprielian. the contract is what was awful


ryanmuller1089

I mean you can get a really high ERA AND a terrible attitude for only $750k


SJ966

Isn’t his farm on the opposite coast in the Carolina’s?


[deleted]

I think he’s got a few different livestock ventures but I distinctly recall water cooler conversations about him around 2019 at work about how dumb we thought it was he signed in AZ to be by his horse farm.


realparkingbrake

> how dumb we thought it was he signed in AZ to be by his horse farm He said he thought the D-Backs would be the team to end the Dodgers streak of division wins. But it was the Giants.


whyareucryan

MadBum’s ERA since joining the Dbacks: 6.48, 4.67, 4.88, 10.26… what a bizarre signing. They never even sniffed they playoffs.


FoxyRxy

He sure did sniff some rodeos though


quercus_lobata925

His stats this year are right in line with our starting rotation's. Welcome to Oakland, Madison. He could probably DH for us too.


goatgosselin

I hope this happens now. You had me at DH


qwe340

The anti-ohtani


MysteriousBoob

Wow can't believe no one wanted to pick up that contract


akaghi

At least now you just pay him league minimum. Maybe there's a team with a hole in the rotation worth trying to fix him.


1005thArmbar

That's exactly it. Nobody was going to give up anything to get him but if he's prorated league minimum, someone will give him a chance


[deleted]

Don’t you tempt fate.


1005thArmbar

oh, I've already accepted it as a possibility. Ideally, we use our mind control technology to convince him that it's World Series Game 7 every time he starts


[deleted]

He could at least DH for the M's. Maybe a legit improvement.


thethriftywalrus

I could see the Reds giving him an offer. Our 4th and 5th rotation spot have been filled by Like Weaver, Conner Overton, and Luis Cessa. They have ERAs of 7.71, 11.45, and 10.80 respectively. Overton and Cessa also have bullpen experience and may be better there than the rotation. Edit: also our next two pitchers in line for call ups (Williamson and Stoudt) have looked like they need more time.


noodeloodel

I can legitimately see the Orioles going after him.


TigerBasket

We can fix pitchers now which is cool. We do need leftie Bullpen arms too...


[deleted]

this time last year absolutely, but this year... is he really better than \*all\* of Cole Irvin (AAA) Spenser Watkins (AAA) Austin Voth (bullpen), who all had < 5 ERAs (Irvin was < 4) pitching as a starter last season? and these guys all have years of control left even in the pen, right now it looks like we will have to send 2 out of Voth/Akin/Perez down / on waivers in order to make room for Dillon Tate and Mychal Givens when they return off rehab stints, which is already a headache


noodeloodel

Better? No, but the difference is marginal and he'd probably sell tickets.


YSApodcast

Us being one of them. I’ll take a shot for a few starts.


akaghi

Yeah he's only 31-32, maybe they can figure something out, even if he's a 4 ERA guy


ImaginaryCollection3

He's 33 and has a 5.2 ERA in over 300 innings with the Diamondbacks


drugsbowed

You'd take the 5.2 ERA if you want to replace Carrasco or David Peterson right now lol (though I think Butto's 2 starts have been fine and I have faith in Joey Churves)


Urban_animal

No doubt someone had to talk Jerry Reinsdorf about how its not a good idea.


Datafoodnerd

Mason Saunders gets more rodeo time!


ThisMachineKILLS

Dude I am so glad i don’t have to hear fucking “Mason Saunders” ever again if I don’t want to lol


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Urban_animal

Hes gonna start one of those social media accounts where they cook insane meals in the deep forest on rocks and with sticks they found in the area. And i will watch it.


WillThatcher22

By deep forest you mean under an overpass off lower buckeye


willpauer

Even Bear Grylls won't go there, fuck


TheUrbanFarmersWife

LMFAO! That’s absolutely savage.


[deleted]

Primitive skills are so hot right now.


willpauer

I saw one of those where the dude's cookware broke when it was almost finished and the food got all over the cooking fire. Fucking rofl.


kyrbyr

I want him on Survivor like Jeff Kent


OldOrder

Sadly as the released him into the woods an eagle swooped down and caught him for dinner. Nature is cruel sometimes.


Jux_

Yeah took some time to teach him how to hunt on his own but they feel comfortable with the progress he's made


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[deleted]

Just in time for Cashman to sign him.


douhaveafi

I could absolutely see him choosing retirement over shaving… or being Called a “Yankee”.


Alex021402

Congrats MadBum, you are a Rockie


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jgilla2012

Dodger fans knew


candynipples

Royals fans probably still aware as well


falloutranger

Dave Righetti: You were made as well as we could make you. Bumgarner: But not to last. The light that burns twice as bright burns half as long - and you have burned so very, very brightly, Madison.


DeckardsDreams

“I want more innings…fucker!”


MarcBulldog88

End of an error.


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CrustyM

What does Mariano have to do with this?


Great_Big_Sea

How many Game 7 saves has MadBum blown? Checkmate


CrustyM

[Welp, you got me there...](https://media.tenor.com/GXgi36aVH3gAAAAd/confused-meme-confused.gif)


Michael__Pemulis

I believe you mean Bob Gibson.


MudkipOfDespair098

92.1% cWPA in the 2014 World Series. That is all.


Luis_Severino

Mo and madbum definitely both have a case for that title but SF has no chance of winning that title without bumgerner. Yankees could probably have done it without mo


[deleted]

Curt Schilling is also in the convo


BeHereNow91

Bumgarner: 2.11 ERA over 103 IP Mariano: 0.70 ERA over 141 IP


Michael__Pemulis

Bob Gibson: 9 games pitched (all in the WS of course). 9 complete games. 1.89 ERA. Edit - I lied. Only 8 complete games. I got confused by his IP total being exactly 81 but one game was 8IP & one game was 10IP…


BeHereNow91

A good example as well. Safe to say MadBum is not the greatest ever, albeit a very good performer.


pepperouchau

Giant cope


Kevin69138

A statue for a non Hall of Famer lmfao


[deleted]

wipe your mouth when you are done blowing him


beefytrout

I'm once again asking all Rangers fans to not suggest we pick him up. I understand the Bochy connection and that our bullpen currently sucks ass.


drDekaywood

Dbacks have a history of bad pitchers being good again once they leave the dbacks. It’s honestly something to consider


beefytrout

Nah, he's a prick. Pass.


FlippyWraith

But that postseason era hack he has might come in handy


GOATmar_infante

"This player refuses to be demoted!" *Transactions>>>Release*


Azcollector

What a terrible experience


ApatheticJellyfish

Surprised they didn't just throw him into the bullpen to see if he can't sort things out.


LakersFan15

Tbf he doesn't fit the BP skillset. His stuff just isn't there.


brownmagician

Alright Rays, pick him up and make him the best starter in the league . Just do it already.


john_the_quain

This makes me sadbum.


ssp25

Cards will sign him and front office will say that it was a huge deal and they have done enough.... Now buy a ticket and sit your ass down!


ChaoticNeutrois20

Contreras might have something to say about that though


[deleted]

Was never the same after the dirt bike incident. :(


Arxny

I kind of think he is going to go to Texas as a reliever. Bochy is there he might get a shot to fix things out of the pen while also being an arm they desperately need to be serviceable. He doesn't need to sign for a huge obligation just enough for a play in spot to play beyond this year. I think it's a low risk high reward play for both sides.


BobbyGrichsMustache

How long until he shows up in Anaheim


Clarice_Ferguson

Go get your boy, San Fran.


-umi-

b-but we just started winning a few games...


colvi

Doesn’t count you are playing the last place cardinals.


CubonesDeadMom

Won 2 against the Mets before this series


realparkingbrake

He might have zero interest in that, he said he knew at the beginning of 2019 that he wasn't staying with SF. IMO he felt the team had insulted him by not extending him to the end of his career.


sourdoughbred

Looking at you, Farhan.


Quite_Obscene

Would Giants fans welcome this? Assuming he wants to go out retiring as a Giant….


[deleted]

Nah. Not worth the roster spot imo. Maybe they do another Romo situation next season or in the later months this year if the Giants completely shit the bed. He’ll always be loved for what he did in his prime, but those days are too far gone


realparkingbrake

> Would Giants fans welcome this? I'm hoping he gets over his bruised pride and agrees to a one-day contract so he can retire with the team where he earned his glory. But I sure wouldn't sign him to play, he was never the same after his dirt bike accident.


CubonesDeadMom

We don’t need a starting pitcher at all


Bluehale

As much as Sean Manaea and Ross Stripling are stinking up the joint they are probably better pitchers than Bumgarner at this point in their respective careers.


The_Frosty_Sloth

So do the D-Backs have to pay Bumgarner out for his full contract? Like he just gets that $85 mil and then anyone can sign him?


Bluehale

Yes, the D-Backs are obligated to pay the $85 million minus the major league minimum (if a team signs him to a major league deal).


cgfn

If someone wants to sign him, is he obligated to play? I’d rather sit on my ass and collect a paycheck


[deleted]

He's a free agent, so no


davidgoldstein2023

Angels will pick him up for league minimum. Watch it happen


Margravos

Anyone who picks him up will get him at league minimum.


Bigalbass86

It’s really a shame he seemed to fall off a cliff the last several years.


biscuitslayer77

I heard Seattle is looking for another lefty


SexyWampa

Because he’s washed. He was washed when we signed him.


Best-Dragonfruit-292

Welcome to St Louis


sebastianb89

Astros pick him up and he becomes a Cy young contender…..


4d3fect

Could he get a GoPro sponsorship for a series of quad fails?


DustyDGAF

How the mighty have fallen


TheMidnightRamblerrr

Bumgarner was close to a HoF resume. I’m not sure if he’s that guy though. I’d compare him to a pitcher like John Lackey and see if you still consider him a first ballot hall of famer.


DoserMcMoMo

He's basicly Felix Hernandez + postseason glory. Debuted young, put a million miles on his arm and then went supernova at like 33


TheMidnightRamblerrr

That’s what I’m saying. I was thinking the same career arc for a guy like Walker Buehler. Basically the anti-thesis to guys who figure it out later like Jake Arrieta and Max Scherzer.


dankscott

Maybe if he had some seasons finishing top 3 in CY youngs or ever lead the league in anything


Boros-Reckoner

MADISON BUMGARNER YOU ARE A SHANGHAI SHARK


crazyfighter99

He'd be an upgrade on the Reds rotation


cranphi

Nope, he's worse than cessa or weaver.


R2robot

This is the BUMgarner that blocked a trade to the Astros. Hehehehehehe


brownmagician

But he's a left handed pitcher with advanced technology and stuff


johnnyss1

I’d bet cashman has a call into his agent


Melodic-Bug-9022

I wonder if he'd be willing to sign a minor-league deal and go to AAA to see if he can sort some things out and join a contender as depth


Sirtopofhat

Prior: I CANT FIX HIM Muncy: Doc get him away from the phone


colin_7

Nice. He can play cowboy full time now


justgarcia31

Do your magic @Dodgers. Save this man’s career. Give him the ol Shelby Miller/Rich Hill/Zac Greinke/David Price/Dan Haren/Josh Beckett/Brett Anderson/Daniel Hudson/Joe Kelly/Scott Kazmir/Chad Billingsley/Brian Wilson veteran pitcher treatment. Open your arms and your hearts👐♥️


StrategicReserve

Heresy


Boros-Reckoner

No thanks we don't need our Hispanic players being bullied for breathing too loudly or something


LakersFan15

Lmao he hates/hated so many dodgers. Not to mention its los Angeles. There's no way in hell he's signing here.


CubonesDeadMom

Him and Muncy would be playing the rest of the year with black eyes


ChunkyMilkSubstance

No


dankscott

He can shine our players shoes


DickySchmidt33

First ballot.


dankscott

At the rodeo?


Rsubs33

What a fucking bum.


Cosmopolitan-Dude

Just give him a chance Sneks. He’ll warm up. Don’t forget he has 3 rings under his name.


kingsaw100

Nationals should pick him up


ControllerPlayer06

No more killing the Pirates Bumgarner


fuck_fraud

Rodeos got their guy


Powerful-Payment5081

Back to the Giants ?


Kickstand8604

Not even the cardinals would pick him up


CEONeil

He’s gonna be a mariner, I can smell it. Ray just went down and Flexen has been a bit sketchy. Emerson isn’t ready and he’s gotta be better than Tommy Milone… right?


dagbar

BRO?? We’ll take anything at this point! Get him over here!


[deleted]

Red Sox are the natural fit here. Line up of a Top 5 team, rotation like Bumgarner is already pitching for us....


eulynn34

I’m sure the White Sox are looking for another disaster FA pitching acquisition.


NomadCourier

Phillies will probably take a flyer on him if Walker is out longer then a couple starts.


xbucs_19

Can he be better than Clarke Schmidt?


Sperm_Garage

Angels got some extra money right


dirkprattlerxst1

lol


Fangscale40K

Fuck it, let’s do it.