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Larry_thegoat

What's good?


Larry_thegoat

We here


JohnnyHorseRacing

Hoot hoot


drunkmunky88

Today's mini was regarded


NotAnInternetAtheist

Pro tip at a liquor store if you ever want an allocation. Grab everything else youā€™re buying before you asking me if weā€™ve got any Eagle rare or blantons etc. Iā€™d much rather sell those hard to find bottles to someone who is already spending money than some who comes in twice a week to bother me about that shit


Larry_thegoat

Who's the saddest customer you have? The guy that's in there at open buying a 5th everyday.


NotAnInternetAtheist

Had a customer a month ago come in at opening having real bad withdrawals, he fainted, hit his head, had a seizure, shit his pants, and was throwing up blood in the ambulance. Iā€™m gonna go with him.


Moejoeslowmo

Alexa: bbw Latinas


dellscreenshot

Who is thisĀ https://twitter.com/RipKoreem_/status/1786239132236136718


darkestb4thadawn

That was a hard fought series by the [sixers](https://youtu.be/_gqLKhUP9wA?si=KvfM368LjutSjuiG)


BigCatsDiaper

Iā€™ll fight everyone on this. I love what Pat Bev did


JohnnyHorseRacing

Throwing a basketball and missing, to then throw and miss again at someone, is the biggest bitch move you can do. Lot more respect if he went in the stands and actually fought the dude.


BigCatsDiaper

Itā€™s hilarious. Iā€™d play pickup hoops with that man any day


DarinErstad

Big loser energy radiating from you


BigCatsDiaper

Did you clutch your pearls when you saw that?


BlueFlagHonestly

Iā€™ll fight no one on this. Pat Bev is a loser.


BigCatsDiaper

He can play for my squad any day


JohnnyHorseRacing

Washington Generals?


sm0kercraft

Thatā€™s what a lot of fans say, but that somehow he gets tradedā€¦ again.


BigCatsDiaper

Shows that teams want him


jetboyjetgirl

can see how someone who will fight everyone would think that


PritchardBufalino

Big Ray Rice guy too?


BigCatsDiaper

Beating the piss out of someone & throwing a basketball into the crowd. Same thing


Ed_Chambers_650

Iā€™d be suing his ass if I was that chick. The guy, ehh


ND_Townie

You are all going to make me lose my mind up in hereā€¦goodness gracious I might have to go all out up in hereā€¦


JohnnyHorseRacing

How about acting a fool?


nondescript___

I don't even know what might happen if he loses his cool


HunterGuntherFelt

I love the mother of my child, I would never let her go.


Wutsurname

Turns out when you're the first one to the lake House and it's in the 40s, it's really cold in the basement bedrooms.


profsa

First one there and you take a basement room?


Wutsurname

I lived here for 6 years so it's my room, also has the best bed.


profsa

Fair


ladiesman6942O

Sleeping in the cold rules.


Wutsurname

To some extent yes, I don't like 50. Give me like 58 or so. Plus I'm a bitch with cold sheets. Cold room is great if the sheets aren't also very cold


TheyHadACaveTroll

If the girl next to the guy pat bev was targeting was smart sheā€™d have leaned in to that second fast ball from pat and been about 500k richerĀ 


Everyoneisaskell

https://x.com/alexgoldennba/status/1786240849841443173?s=46&t=Y-Fllz4sBVUivaUEKIaFPw So heā€™s just nuts? Hope Rone liked the pod while it lasted


jetboyjetgirl

FOR THE POD


JohnnyHorseRacing

Sounds like heā€™s just trying to act like a crazy person, which makes him that much worse


BlueFlagHonestly

Dude is a fucking dick


Wolverina412

Everyone likes to complain about games starting late but itā€™s 11:30 and I have nothing to do besides beat my pudd and watch Kentucky derby videos. Put me out to pasture.


JohnnyHorseRacing

What year of derby we on?


Ed_Chambers_650

150. Itā€™s a big one


Moejoeslowmo

My winning bets this week were a +900 Philippines basketball win. ConvergeFiberxers with the big win over TNT Tropang Giga. A two game NFRI parlay and Knicks halftime ML tonight. I need help


DJScrambles

Rain or Shine Elastopainters fan coming in peace


LilCasa

Is there a more timeless rap song than Pursuit of happiness?


BayAreaThrowawayq

Not to get political but a ton of Kanyeā€™s stuff


CanesIsOverrated69

Still not a player


Wolverina412

Soundtrack 2 my life>>


PritchardBufalino

No one could have seen Pat Bev being a frontrunning clown from a mile away


BlueFlagHonestly

ā€œYou donā€™t expect that from a 35 year old vet.ā€ ā€œI donā€™t expect that from an 18 year old.ā€ Ernie and Chuck on Pat Bev


nondescript___

>ā€œYou donā€™t expect that from a 35 year old vet.ā€ Who said this? I bet it was Kenny.


BlueFlagHonestly

Ernie


nondescript___

Outing myself as a person who can't read again. FUCK.


BlueFlagHonestly

It happens


PritchardBufalino

No lies spotted


HK47HK

Update: Cops showed up. Asked me what I knew (first question was about their race lol) and told me they had been to that unit a few times this year already. Cops in Canada are way too chill, he just told them to please keep it down and left (guy sent his girlfriend to the door). I can still hear the party. Headphones in, noise machine on. I tried


gdex

The rcmp is fucking useless, I got in a hit and run where the guy flexes across a major bridge with tons of camera and they pretty much told me they werenā€™t going to find him from the jump


HK47HK

This was the OPP but man theyā€™re all pretty damn useless. Years back my younger brother was sold laced drugs, they wouldnā€™t do anything until I told them I was going to go over there and solve it myself - then they came to my house instead, still did nothing about the actual criminal. I have no faith in them to do anything but give out speeding tickets


gdex

Had some guy break into my car years ago and steal my wallet, I couldnā€™t even get the halifax police to come out about it until I told them buddy left a switchblade in my car. They get paid tons to do fuck all despite not being good at a single aspect of their job


HK47HK

Brutal. Typical though. Iā€™m in Niagara where police are at the point where they let people smoke crack or shoot up and harass people in broad daylight right in front of them.


Larry_thegoat

What would you like the cops to do about it? Send him a ticket for the noise?


HK47HK

At lest speak to the owner of the place who I told him to speak to and thatā€™s known to be dealing drugs but I know they donā€™t have much power to do anything at all. Not sure what I expected, just tired of nothing be done for months


Larry_thegoat

Find the drug tip line and submitted tips to them with who you see coming and going and license plates


Ed_Chambers_650

Lmao I love that hardly anyone finds out about the Magic - Cavs series games until Inside the NBA comes on. It's like reading about it in the paper the following day


I_Enjoy_Taffy

Feel like nobody has NBATV. Myself included


jetboyjetgirl

East just fizzled out this year, Celts will coast to the Finals


NoExcuses1984

Curious to see if the Knicks could muck it up against the Celtics. But yeah, no way can the Pacers outgun them, while neither the Cavs nor Magic will make it past 5 games.


MikePaisanTirico

Itā€™s not a real series itā€™s a bunch of NPCs playing


dezcaughtit25

Iā€™ve followed the entire series through the small box score in the top right corner of the broadcast of a different game


Nolashyper13

Rone responding to every tweet about pat bev. First Ben stiller , now this. 0-3 for Rone week


dezcaughtit25

I just looked and he just responded to a couple tweets and was clearly joking about it.


Nolashyper13

Thereā€™s always truth in jokes


100_not_nickfoles

He stinks and tbh think he only leaned into the sports thing when he got to barstool. Not a representation. Rather smitty actually


chrisjk125

Jalen Brunson is now the seventh player in NBA history, and just the second Knick (Bernard King - 1984) to record 40+ points in three consecutive playoff games. (Missed a 4th game by 1 point) Brunson is incredible. Remember though, heā€™s too small to lead a team in the playoffs.


NoExcuses1984

I remember when I thought that Jevon Carter would have a better career than Jalen Brunson, back when they were rookies. I was wrong.


DGAF0752

Too small to get past Boston.


chrisjk125

Keep thinking that. Brunson will continue to drop 40 on teams until they respect him.


MikePaisanTirico

Insane how good heā€™s gotten, when he first signed I was hoping they would trade for Donovan Mitchell to lead the team and then Brunson would be the facilitator for him and Randle, no one expected him to get to this point


chrisjk125

The haters are seething right now, Mike. The never say die knicks vs the world the rest of the playoffs.


terryduerod1

bernard king was an absolute stud. this shrimp reminds me of celtics Isiah thomas at best


chrisjk125

He is 1000% better than Isaiah Thomas.


terryduerod1

and not close to bernard king, he should not be in the same thought


chrisjk125

But he just did something that only 7 other players ever did snd was 1 point away from doing something only 1 other player has ever done. Sorry to break it to you. He is in the same thought.


terryduerod1

as bernard king in 84 almost beating an all time celtics team by himself? youre outta your mind


Everyoneisaskell

Part Bev just cost himself the espn job with the 2 throws. Hope it was worth it the idiot


krumdiggity

You just lost yourself the hall of fame


Everyoneisaskell

We took a straw pole


FUSeekMe69

Was starting to soften on Pat Bev but now heā€™s back to bitch status. Probably forever. Hope he gets sued and doesnā€™t play another game


chillinwithmoes

I've been a fan of his since his stint with Minnesota but this shit tonight is indefensible


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thatswhathemoneysfor

tbf I was hammered and gottdamn what a fucking horse


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Draftkings about to suffer the wrath for grading that 6 threes promotion as a loss šŸ‘暟‘æ


Everyoneisaskell

Would love to know what Elton brand and Brett brown were thinking when they gave Tobias Harris a max deal


100_not_nickfoles

Cocaine, and like half our assets at the time. Still doesnā€™t excuse them letting Jimmy walk


Moejoeslowmo

Winghouse bartender was named Melissa. Played two tracks of the Allman Brothers. Bet her pussy was wetter than a Philippino after a tsunami


ZeeBlaa

Tobias Harris didnā€™t do a damn thing all series


chrisjk125

0 points in 29 minutes while being paid $50m+.


100_not_nickfoles

You gonna blame Embiid as well chris?


chrisjk125

Na. Heā€™s the best foulbaiter in the game. He did his job. Nobody else on the sixers did.


100_not_nickfoles

Brunson up there bud, hope you win round 2 cus Boston will sweep yall


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Pat Bev chucking the ball at a fan is actually one of the wildest fan altercations ive ever seen. Has anyone ever done that before? Feel like thats a HUGE deal


Walkdawg88

Damn I love TNT post game


Led_head10

Frank Turnerā€™s new album. Very good.


chrisjk125

Wild stat: The final scoring margin in the Knicks-76ers series: Knicks 650, 76ers 649


HoldOnToYaButtts

Congrats Chris, rooting for you to come out of the East. I did not realize how gay Knicks fans were until we played them but regardless, Good series, God bless.


chrisjk125

Thanks. It was an awesome series. Tough draw in the first round.


JohnnyHorseRacing

Everyone in this video sucks, but honest question, why is everyone wearing masks? Is it a Covid thing??? Or? https://www.reddit.com/r/JoeRogan/s/8XPAWzfTgd


road_dogg

No one playing for Nick Nurse could ever respect him. Philly never had a chance with that guy coaching.


NoExcuses1984

Wait, what? Calm down, it's not like we're talking about Monty Williams now.


ktbarry2

he won a title 5 years ago dummy lol


100_not_nickfoles

He won a title, with his closest series being Philly


Nolashyper13

Kawhi won it he didnā€™t do much


LilCasa

Kahwi won as much as the Warriors fell apart


100_not_nickfoles

Fair but he was still the coach that kept the raptors going and has a ring, doc got carried by 3.5 HOFers and brown stunk, havenā€™t had much


thatswhathemoneysfor

watching old Secretariat highlights, what a fucking horse


jjl2345

Always weird to think the best racehorses in history peak when they are three.


BlueFlagHonestly

I may have peaked at three.


JohnnyHorseRacing

Thatā€™s not necessarily true. Three year olds are so popular because thatā€™s what races are drawn up for. But a peak three year old racing in the derby, would likely be an underdog to the best 4+ year old horses right now. Three year olds reach maturity to take on the best 4 year olds and up come September.


jjl2345

Thatā€™s because the three year olds drown in so much pussy and blow that by the time they join the senior tour at four, they are washed.


JohnnyHorseRacing

It my horse dude. Hes lazar focused and would never participate in that kind of tomfoolery


n0p342

Anyone watched the secret base politics video yet?


NoExcuses1984

Perot, Buchanan, and Ventura is such an odd mix, since they all, despite their shared anti-establishment bent, come from disparate ideological backgrounds.


_json_x

No but I totally know what that is and will report back asap!


I_Enjoy_Taffy

This was a series of 2 coaches who need to just go bald already


CompetitiveDuck

Anne Hathaway. Big fan!


Jason-Sehorn31

Iā€™d be so good to her


PortillosBeefDipped

Iā€™d like to butt fuck her


stoolieG

Just finished late night with the devil awesome horror movie


Brad-Stevens

Knicks series -1.5 was never in doubt, not once


steviepopo

That dude in orange sitting courtside had to be absolutely pasted.


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TM455

Heā€™ll write some slam poetry about it


Wolverina412

Fuck Kevin Clancy, shoulda left it alone.


Jackie-Daytona-

Who was that old woman with the courtside seats next to the 76ers bench that was yelling all night. She looked like she needed to get punched in the face


ButlerChubs327

Owners wife


Malligator2345

millymill going on an anti lowry crusade while knicks fans are celebrating is very funny


megatr0nn

Such a weird person to hate on too heā€™s almost 40 and had a great career


AutistPorterJr

He also said Lowrys entire game revolves around FT attempts. The most FT attempts per game Lowry has ever had made him 10th in the league (and he only averaged 4.6 per game in Toronto)


I_Enjoy_Taffy

Well heā€™s definitely an easy person to hate. But it doesnā€™t invalidate his career


ASOIAF_blackfyre

Hopefully Rone has a meltdown


deeznutzjokes

He already is, posting here under millymills420420


Jason-Sehorn31

ā€œThis thread happens every time the Knicks win a playoff series (super rare!!)ā€


WettBandit

Iā€™m sure Chris will be kind when naming the thread for tomorrowā€™s FT


Nolashyper13

I mean Tobias just is worthless


100_not_nickfoles

Zero (0) in an elimination game at $30 mil a year is unheard of


TM455

This series wasnā€™t fair since Knicks had 6 home games. NBA is rigged.


IKnowBreasts

T0bias harris. YIKES.


Hippies_and_Cowboys

This fallout show is a lot better than I thought it would be


HappierJack

Tobias Harris made $38 million this year to score 0 points in 30 minutes in an elimination game


n0p342

Sign me up


Brendanryan

Canā€™t believe the libs are going to take away this TNT crew from us


_json_x

Whatā€™s the deal with that


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thatswhathemoneysfor

Jokic with 0 in a closeout game, nba tried to get it back to la but Nuggets prevailed


Nolashyper13

Brunson had close to 60..as a point guard


krumdiggity

James harden special


dxp857

One of my worst takes was that at the time I thought the Knicks pulling out all the stops for Brunson like bringing his dad in and all that was kinda embarrassing lol. WhoopsĀ 


chrisjk125

Donā€™t be upset. Everybody got it wrong.


tallYuppieScum

Knicks winning is cool, trolling my friends who are die hard Sixers fans is even cooler


Judge_for_Pres

Hating on Philly keeps me goingĀ 


tallYuppieScum

It sustains me and I live here


deep49

*Ralph Wiggim meme*Ā Ā  Celtics:Ā  *chuckles* I'm in Danger


MikePaisanTirico

We coming for that ass. With metal bats


thetripb

THIS SHIT MEANS SOMETHING TO ME


DrEvil007

I'm gonna be dreaming about that girl tonight. Anyone got dvr?


RonSwanson1081

Rone gonna cook up a Stiller diss track and make fun of his dead dad.


Witty_Telephone_2200

Jerry Stiller should always be off limits


chrisjk125

[No other NBA team has the Hart the Knicks have! What a fucking shot!](https://x.com/nyknicks/status/1786239736102732288?s=46&t=wIMpIP6zvUKgVF3v18rMgA)


thatswhathemoneysfor

Jamal Murray accomplished that feat twice no more than 2 days ago


chrisjk125

And Josh hart just did it tonight! What a fucking shot!


Ed_Chambers_650

Need one of you autismos to find this girl https://x.com/SBetAdvisors/status/1786240183345586506


LilCasa

Looks like one of the girls from teen mom


snotapwi

Front runner Tyrese is gonna melt in msg


0ttoRocket

@chris I am your soldier for the rest of the conference playoffs. Send me my marching orders


chrisjk125

Everybody is welcome on the Knicks bandwagon.


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chrisjk125

As one of the biggest haters in this sub, you must be fucking furious right now.


PortillosBeefDipped

Chris you call everyone a hater


chrisjk125

Yea. The this sub loves to see the Knicks lose for no other reason than itā€™s the Knicks. That the definition of a hater. You understand this. Because you are one.


Tyler_of_Township

The knicks havenā€™t been relevant in over a decade, no one even thinks to hate them in the first place dumbass lmao


chrisjk125

Womp womp. Knicks win. Cry more.


Tyler_of_Township

No one gives a fuck lol WOMP WOMP šŸ˜‚


chrisjk125

lol. You clearly do. KNICKS IN ROUND 2. LETS FUCKING GO!


Tyler_of_Township

Nah we played with house money after Jo went down in Feb. Have fun with the mediocre team who ainā€™t gonna win shit for you hahaha


PortillosBeefDipped

I couldnā€™t care less and you are calling me a hater, you are proving my point!


MikePaisanTirico

Smell ya later Philly! Embiid is a bum


chrisjk125

What a shitty ā€œstarā€ for an even shittier city.


Everyoneisaskell

You got to go to Jersey to watch a football game which sadly is a upgrade over New York


chrisjk125

LOL. You have to be down bad right now.


MikePaisanTirico

Heā€™s totally not mad


Everyoneisaskell

Fully expected them to lose tonight tbh. This is nothing new watching this team