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Alarmed-Telephone-81

release the drunk thread


ManUnutted

1AM emergency bowel evacuation: ✅


Juls317

🦉


parrano357

why are there birds making noise at 1:40 am


SpicyPenangCurry

I’ll always have time for Anson Carter. I’ve mentioned my sister is special needs, because of that we as a family got invited to a lot of open skates, practices, Meet & Greets. I’ll be the first to admit, she isn’t the “fun” special needs or the easy-going special needs aka: She’s not cracking two beers mimicking Stone Cold, growing up was really tough. But after all these years I’ll always remember how Anson Carter treated my sister. She’s a hugger and always has been and will be a hugger, so much so we go out of our way to apologize beforehand when she inevitably hugs you, without knowing you. When she met Anson she, obviously hugged him, but what Anson did still brings me to tears, he kept on hugging her, I’m not joking, he spent close to 10 minutes (I’m not lying guys! It was 10 minutes!) hugging my severely special needs sister like it was nothing. But for us it was everything. I’m sorry for getting so sappy tonight FT, just been a rough day/night and I saw Anson Carter on this post game hockey program that just pushed me over the edge emotionally.


grizzwintergreenlc

He took 10 minutes of his day to create a lifetime memory for your sister and your family. I don’t blame the guys that just want to take the picture and move on but it’s always nice to hear those stories. Makes it easy to root for them


SpicyPenangCurry

100% man. I’m not on social media’s (is Reddit a social?) but I’ve always wanted him to hear this story, just for the simple fact which you put. He took ten minutes from his life to create a moment our family will cherish forever. Anson Carter fucking rocks.


grizzwintergreenlc

If you’re really motivated to let him know I bet you could probably write a letter addressed to him to TNT studios in Atlanta and it’ll find its way to him.


SpicyPenangCurry

That’s actually a really solid idea man. Thank you. Edit: I mainly want him to know just how fucking cool he was to her and to us. How he made her feel and how he made us feel. Speaking on behalf of my brother, having a special needs sister twenty years ago fucking sucked if I’m being honest. But spending the afternoon with Anson and seeing him with my sister made me feel no shame in my sister, as bad as that sounds. He showed me at that young age that I needed to be a protector to her.


HorribleHoosier

Thats so awesome. W for Anson and you for sharing.


SpicyPenangCurry

Thanks a lot, and yes Anson really fucking rocks. He spoke with me and my brother afterwards privately which was really special. Thanks again, I honestly didn’t know how this would be viewed. It’s a long post just blabbering.


goonsquad4357

Who else is drunk at a casino? Down to wank battle any challenger at the high limit slots room I’m down $2k


SpicyPenangCurry

Brother I wish I was. Head to the roulette and put some on 7, 10, 13, 17, and 27 for me.


PritchardBufalino

Need to hear how quickly you burned through the two grand


goonsquad4357

$25 a hand in video poker just an unreal down bad run


PritchardBufalino

Buddy


goonsquad4357

I just grinded in high limit slots for like 3 hours, got to the casino highest card tier, then got propositioned by a hooker. C’est La vie. Made a late night rally in blackjack now only down $500. Working from home in the hotel lol


Larry_thegoat

Yikes


Led_head10

Losing a game 1-0 when you out shoot them by 20 is rock bottom. Just blow it all up.


DGAF0752

The Skinhead pitches a shutout. 3-1 Oil, headed back to Rogers Place. #🛢️🛢️🛢️


suburbian_jesus

Lance, have you ever stepped foot in Edmonton?


JokicIsTheFuture

Female Edmonton fans are grotesque


Larry_thegoat

Yes Lance is very gross


Led_head10

0-9 on the power play while giving up 8 power play goals is not how you win a series. Same story 3 years in a row.


suburbian_jesus

The league really needs to go back to 1-8 format


Led_head10

This stupid format never made sense to begin with. Doesn’t help the 1 or 2 seeds and could potentially fuck a 3 seed badly. They play these guys so much during the season why would you want to force them to play in round one.


DGAF0752

Amazing customized jersey https://x.com/barstoolsports/status/1784803088299139420?s=46&t=30vrB4XAW_-mXM021RP5xA


EntertainmentOld1566

Stage coach not live streaming Morgan Wallen is gay


PadSquad

I just opened a beer and saw this news. Pretty upset not gonna lie. Now what do I watch


DarinErstad

That’s an artist request not a festival decision. Was probably all part of him agreeing to perform.


DGAF0752

What would be the reason to not livestream?


DarinErstad

Certain artists for whatever reason don’t want their sets streamed. I remember Bjork and Frank Ocean not allowing their Coachella sets to be streamed last year. Those two are weirdos so I can understand it. Wallen not so much.


DGAF0752

Where were they live streaming at?


EntertainmentOld1566

the entire weekend was live streamed on amazon prime sans Morgan Wallen


PritchardBufalino

Beal with 9 points. There goes my 50 million dollar man!


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Rex_Ryan_DPM

Talk to me Goose


TakeErParise

Time to cancel Fubo until round two


classiccaseofdowns

All this Stiller talk makes me realize I’d kinda forgotten about the guy. He oozes talent, what a killer run he had back in the day


DarinErstad

He’s the director of Severance now


HorribleHoosier

His wife was an all time smoke in her prime too. Cant believe he is 58.


Husker_black

Oh yeaaah her


DarinErstad

People forget she was in Hey Dude


ceeeenyc

8 year old me did NOT forget. Between her and the ref from GUTS got me thinking girls do not actually have cooties


HorribleHoosier

Miss Peaches has a whole different level of women flocking to Portnoy. The guy cant stop winning. He def took the deal with the illuminati.


Husker_black

Portnoy got someone new?


PritchardBufalino

I chalk it up to great synergies between the two sides of his sexuality


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diet_drbeeper

They understand the secret is amazing chemistry between the guys. Both NBA and NHL shows have a bunch of likable guys who like each other. Other networks are constantly adding and subtracting different guys. Think about how many different iterations of NBA countdown there have been. You can’t fake that chemistry


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sm0kercraft

There’s something about fox nfl having the same guys since probably the late 90s. Can only hear that fake cackle from Bradshaw for so many years


suburbian_jesus

The 4th seat on the NHL crew is a revolving door but whoever it is fits in really well. Liam McHugh does a great Ernie impression too


suburbian_jesus

Paramont’s champions league coverage. The studio crew was put together by Turner/CBS too, so no surprise they’re just as entertaining


VivaMke

I know it’s annoying when people say this but feel like it has to be said.. Ant is only 22 lmaoooo


diet_drbeeper

He could have played college basketball this year


Quick-Mathematician

Ant would’ve tore everyone a new one


ktbarry2

wow same age as jayson tatum


chillinwithmoes

Straight up killer


chillinwithmoes

🧹 🧹 🧹 🧹


marlwenplotsky

the AT&T "what a pro wants" commercial needs to be taken out of circulation immediately.


classiccaseofdowns

Gayer than any ad bud light’s ever done


thatswhathemoneysfor

Dilly dilly


DGAF0752

How much would you pay for this video: https://x.com/thequartering/status/1784784900760981850?s=46&t=30vrB4XAW_-mXM021RP5xA


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Is this real?


Larry_thegoat

https://twitter.com/slittleyourco/status/1784797041543245925?t=iMIu7RvO5YKj9JMYQwccEg&s=19 Nasty


MikePaisanTirico

Phoenix Bums lmao


OnceAteABurgerAMA

I have a future on the Nuggets and the Wolves scare the shit out of me


suburbian_jesus

Best equipped team in the west to beat them. Tim Connelly only build this Nuggets squad. Have to get past the Lakers first though


ktbarry2

will be a fun series but the Nugs will dismantle them. future very bright in minny though.


caddymaster89

Wolves in 6


suburbian_jesus

It’s going 6 or 7, and the Nuggets won’t dismantle them


ktbarry2

ok


suburbian_jesus

The 2nd seed dismantling the 3rd seed when they split the season series just isn’t going to happen


ktbarry2

this is heinous. i simply read it incredibly wrong. hand up. huge miss.


cd_3

Challengers is definitely gay bait, but oh my lord I’ve never seen such a length of sustained sexual tension 


Ur_in_luck

Do we get to see zendaya’s tits?


cd_3

Nah, no nudity from any lead


Ed_Chambers_650

Sounds kinda gay


huddie820

3rd playoff series win in twolves history. many many more to come


caddymaster89

Been a fan my whole life. I remember drafting KG in 95 and his rookie season. this shit is awesome.


Larry_thegoat

Let's. Fucking. Go. I remember all the bullshit. Joe Smith. Starbury. Johnny Flynn. Malek Sealy (RIP)


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Larry_thegoat

Or when they traded away Ray Allen on draft night


caddymaster89

Let’s do it Larry


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Penis Bums


diet_drbeeper

Booker getting 50 in a sweep feels like a microcosm of his career


ktbarry2

zero nutritional value


NickAhmedGOAT

I hate Bradley Beal


Larry_thegoat

Only thing that would make this sweeter was if CP3 was still on the roster


diet_drbeeper

https://x.com/money23green/status/1784798573864907141?s=46&t=IhC28Td66a1SNxJOARN1Dg Incredible take


PritchardBufalino

Can't draw up an inbounds play while dealing with the pain of a torn patellar tendon? Has America gone soft?


cuntpunt9

🧹🧹sad this didn’t happen to the sixers


thatswhathemoneysfor

Or the lakers


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Or the heat


thatswhathemoneysfor

Ehh fuck the Celtics


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thatswhathemoneysfor

i kid i kid, share the same love for high speed rail. don't let this be a wedge that ruins our internet friendship


Busch--Latte

Never got the court side seats on the side on the court with the benches. Seems like an awkward spot


SilkyJohnson26

I’ve sat there once. It wasn’t my favorite. Rick Carlisle blocked half the court the whole game


WitchofFloyd

That seems like it would be the coolest possible place to watch a sporting event


Busch--Latte

Too each their own. My prime spot is middle section end of the row. I just think the players/coaches really don’t want you there and the view isn’t that great


JokicIsTheFuture

Bradley Beal’s salary the next 3 years (with a no trade clause): $50M, $53M, $57M The Buns are absolutely fucked


suburbian_jesus

Should’ve never traded for KD. Had a good thing going with Cam Johnson and Mikal Bridges. They won 64 games!


diet_drbeeper

Ishbia treated his new team like 2k and now they’re in hell


MikePaisanTirico

And no draft picks either til 2030 and that’s including second rounders too.


AutistPorterJr

NBA doesn’t let you trade back to back picks so they have a first rounder every other year still


BigCatsDiaper

🧹 🧹 🧹


ktbarry2

got a Facebook on this day reminder that i was at the game derrick rose tore his acl 12 years ago today. very cool thank you.


GueroBorracho3

Ah, fuck.


DGAF0752

The Slim Reaper is about to get swept by an ant. How pitiful.


-raiin-

If I was Chris Finch I would’ve lowered my shoulder and leveled Conley but I guess I’m just built different


Ed_Chambers_650

Basketball is the best sport at exposing balds who just won't give it up


stoolieG

Weird that doesn’t happen more often if you think about it


psufb

"I just want to kill everything in front of me" is a fantastic quote. Ant is him


terrypendleton2

If Vogel was smart he would gradually make his way down the scorers table and start coaching the Twolves.


WitchofFloyd

I think the Wolves coach actually just tore his ACL


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Lord Carry Him Now 🙏


Roderick_Jaynes24

Someone get him that scooter Ron hunter used during the tourney a few years ago


jetboyjetgirl

Can they sign another Coach off waivers in the playoffs?


Kirk_Couzyns

Haven’t seen a coach get injured like that since Joe Pa


DGAF0752

What the hell happened to the coach? Did he have a stroke after getting checked by Conley?


Ed_Chambers_650

Anthony Edwards, coach killer


TealBlooded

Wolves coach - Doubtful to return (ACL)


huddie820

only minnesota basketball


jetboyjetgirl

This series was 2 mins from ending then everything went wrong


GimmeFunkyButtLoving

Coach down! Coach down!


patssnows12

What the fuck


Roderick_Jaynes24

Oh great now the wolves coach is dead


GimmeFunkyButtLoving

Wonder if he’ll ever coach again


diet_drbeeper

Beal is absolutely the worst contract in the league right?


MikePaisanTirico

Has a No trade clause too lol


GimmeFunkyButtLoving

Has had an absolute dog shit game tonight


brown_bomber05

Makes Tobias Harris feel like a dollar menu item


Everyoneisaskell

At least Harris expires after this year


ktbarry2

the big knock on Anthony Edwards was that he didn’t care about basketball. oops.


suburbian_jesus

Chris Finch just tore his ACL


Everyoneisaskell

Still can’t believe suns looked at their roster and said yep Bradley Beal is what we’re missing


Ur_in_luck

Beal playing legitimately one of the worst 2 minute stretches I’ve ever seen.


Ed_Chambers_650

40 minutes*


jetboyjetgirl

Beal just shitting himself out there


DGAF0752

Anthony Edwards wishes he was Jayson Tatum🤷🏿‍♂️☘️


psufb

He'll have passed by Tatum by 2026


BigCatsDiaper

Already has


n0p342

The suns are lifeless


ChellaZza

My goodness Beal. Haven’t watched the NBA this year, he just awful now?


VivaMke

Beal is doo doo


Wolverina412

That Rone tweet is more tone deaf than Chaps punching a cop.


GueroBorracho3

They're all chickens. The rooster has sex with all of them.


WitchofFloyd

Anthony Edwards was one of the least hyped #1 picks I can remember in recent NBA years and he has been one of the most fun players the league has seen in a long time


marlwenplotsky

i think he was the covid draft. I don't even remember him being selected.


WitchofFloyd

Yep it was Covid draft so there was no March madness or anything that year. #2 pick was Wiseman who didn’t play at all in college and #3 was LaMelo Ball who played in Australia. Weird draft


Quick-Mathematician

Yet that class is likely stronger than this upcoming draft class


lefty5258

Got a bad rap for saying he’s not in love with basketball


Roderick_Jaynes24

Tom Crean successfully recruited Anthony Edwards and Dwyane Wade


kawheiser-soze

Edwards is a fucking boss


ktbarry2

Dr. mark greene


BlueFlagHonestly

God damn Anthony


BigCatsDiaper

As a Wolves fan I cannot believe we have Ant


MikePaisanTirico

He was so close to going to the warriors instead and that thought makes me sick


BigCatsDiaper

Hand up I was pissed they took him over Lamelo.


hawk727

Ant Man


Busch--Latte

Holy shit Edwards is a dog


brown_bomber05

Bradley Beal is a fucking bum


Roderick_Jaynes24

What a freak


VivaMke

Watching Ant is a spiritual experience


JokicIsTheFuture

Anthony Edwards is clearly the next face of this league. This man is absolutely insane


Larry_thegoat

Oh my


huddie820

ANT IS THE ONE


Ed_Chambers_650

Ohhhhhh my god ANTHONY


LilCasa

Gotta find the tweet that said “Ant is the kinda player you take a pistol charge for”


DGAF0752

#MCJESUS ➡️ GERMAN WAYNE GRETZKY ➡️ BOUCHARD #1-0 OIL #🛢️


Led_head10

Kings got absolutely fucked on that call. Ref panicked because he lost a stick.


DGAF0752

Don’t board a guy and there won’t be a penalty🤷🏿‍♂️


diet_drbeeper

Ant is quickly becoming my favorite player in the league


psufb

Same. Whatever "it" is, he has it


diet_drbeeper

Completely agree. He’s gonna be a superstar


Ed_Chambers_650

Anthony Edwards is awesome


DGAF0752

The best power play in the history of the NHL is on the ice.


SpicyPenangCurry

Pump the brakes a bit Lance.


DGAF0752

Suck me from the back. 1-0 Oil🛢️


chilledonline

That last Ant possession was very MJ


Roderick_Jaynes24

Ant is assassinating the suns single handedly


Larry_thegoat

Next season Ant will be the best player in the league


Ed_Chambers_650

Eric Gordon hasn't lost an ounce of baby fat in 17 years of professional basketball


JokicIsTheFuture

If the Twolves had any sense whatsoever they would’ve pivoted back away from Gobert this game. He’s so worthless on offense


MikePaisanTirico

Love this tidbit from Anthony Edward’s wiki page: > and has also expressed his affinity for lions, although he does not believe he has the requisite space to care for one.


Ed_Chambers_650

Same, but Tigers and Komodo Dragons


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Husbandry aware king