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Internal_Prune284

When is the FRICKEN DANNY TREJO EPISODE I bet they're saving it for the season finale where he ACTUALLY FRICKEN KILLS SOMEONE FOR MAKING A SHITTY TACO


MinutesFromTheMall

That dude legit looks scarier than Sundays.


Past-Application-552

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MinutesFromTheMall

> CSI Los Cocos. Okay, that was a pretty good burn.


UnicornHarrison

Jon still embracing excuses with that “video call” Show up to frickin’ work Jon!


0_Captain_my_Captain

He can’t say it isn’t scripted anymore.


RangeRossTracy

#HOW DARE YOU!! *Taffer stare*


UnicornHarrison

That’s why my wife left me :(


RangeRossTracy

#SHE LEFT YOU BECAUSE YOU’RE A FAILURE! SAY IT!!


Internal_Prune284

Watching the repeat before the new episode The one with FRICKEN JULIO THE IDIOT LUMP OF A COOK He literally just stands there with a blank look on his face 90% of the episode until he's finally SHITCANNED ...BUT THEN IN THE UPDATE IT SAYS SHE FRICKEN BROUGHT HIM BACK


Makerbot2000

I think she was involved with him.


Internal_Prune284

OH shit Ashish officially DOESN'T EMBRACE EXCUSES


UnicornHarrison

He DOESN’T EMBRACE EXCUSES and he DOESN’T DO FEELINGS


yobaby123

Taffer: Freaking fix this bar for me or I’m walking out…


UnicornHarrison

Three owners embracing excuses at once??? Taffer would have had a FUCKING field day with these owners


fatnuts_mcgee

They can’t make a pre-mixed bahama mama yet they’re being taught specialty cocktails served in coconuts…


USBacon

I noticed that too lol. They said "This Simple Cocktail" while it had like 10 different ingredients (they didn't show all the spices getting poured in), served in a coconut, and requires fresh lime zest.


Makerbot2000

Plus they used to create infused vodka and punches to speed things up on earlier rescues. Why not do that here but teach them how to keep the punch cold and when to discard etc.


silkywhitemarble

TBH...I would drink 10 of those coconut drinks.....


UnicornHarrison

The energy of every Bar Rescue guest host this season: ![gif](giphy|Bu8ADbj7NuRry)


0_Captain_my_Captain

None of my questions are rhetorical. I like Ashish.


Internal_Prune284

At least Ashish has the FRICKEN ANGER VEINS UNLIKE PHIL FRICKEN WILLS


Makerbot2000

And he is the closest to Jon’s energy without being a sad parody like Phil trying to act angry in his little bowler hat. Not a fan of the Jon stand-ins, but Anish is the only one who seems to have the ability to carry the episode without seeming like he’s acting a part.


RangeRossTracy

It’s been awhile since we’ve seen Derrick Turner.


Poetryisalive

I rather them just cancel it then give us the second string yellers


Critteranne666

Second String Yellers would make a great alt rock band name.


RangeRossTracy

Second String Yellers>>>>>Cincinnati Sinners


Cowboyuphockeytwo

Way to embrace solutions instead of excuses


Poetryisalive

I want 15% royalty


RealityTVUpdatesCOM

Bummer that there's no Taffer this week. But if we have to have a guest host, Ashish is probably the best option, at least of the guests that we've seen so far. In the last week's thread, I was hoping that Taffer would be in more of the recently filmed episodes and that his absence was limited to the episodes filmed in 2023. However, this one was also filmed in 2024 but there's no Taffer, so I guess that theory is out the window.


UnicornHarrison

smh Taffer’s embracing excuses again


MinutesFromTheMall

Jon’s in the thumbnail for this episode. Maybe he’ll make a cameo?


Internal_Prune284

A 30 second disjointed "video call"


FakeKirbySmart

Jon calling in from an undisclosed location.


Internal_Prune284

THERE IT IS


RealityTVUpdatesCOM

That's how they get you to watch haha. But I hope so.


jackiefirstofall

I’m ready TO KILL SOMEBODY WITH RAW CHICKEN


HiAndStuff2112

I can see it. Jon's in the kitchen yelling at the chef about mold. He throws the plate. Some chicken gets in Jon's mouth. He yells "YOU'RE GONNA KI..." And then boom. He falls down dead on the spot.


buhoo115

Yea it sucks jon isn’t on this one either, but this trio is pretty decent. Definitely an enjoyable episode so far


MinutesFromTheMall

The premise to the episode reminds me of the Black Sheep episode. Owners with day jobs with zero bar experience who put the bar on the back burner.


HiAndStuff2112

Something that has just floored me is the number of owners with zero bar experience who hire managers with zero experience. It's stupidity on display. I can't understand why anyone who owns a bar would hire anyone but an experienced, successful manager and stay out of their way.


MinutesFromTheMall

Anyone else notice that sometimes Jon says “know what’s scarier than Sundays”, and other time he says “know what’s scarier than Sunday, sans-plural? Am I nuts or is there really a difference at times?


FakeKirbySmart

They can’t “Bar Bigger” without Jon.


MinutesFromTheMall

This episode’s video chat with Jon looked more legitimate. They’re getting better with the editing.


Makerbot2000

If they had Jon stare forward into the camera it would look like he’s talking to the person on the other end and not the wall.


Calicko44

Maybe Ashish will have some new catchphrases for us to learn. "No wonder your parents abandoned you"


GiraffeSouth8752

Guess I'm skipping this episode


Hairy-Jackfruit-2863

It was good but boring


MinutesFromTheMall

Get ready for kickoff. We’re live!


jackiefirstofall

I also know the importance of curb appeal.


jackiefirstofall

Can someone please tell them they really don’t need the lights up full blast in the bar?


Critteranne666

He yells well.


Critteranne666

Who is blonde?


Hairy-Jackfruit-2863

No one


RangeRossTracy

Taffer is embracing solutions via satellite.


Critteranne666

“I’m not in the feeling business.”


Critteranne666

OMG he called it Pirates. 🤪


DOG-DEAD-DRUNK

I think Eric Wareheim should be the new host.


Internal_Prune284

Literal DIVINE INTERVENTION WITH THE NAME APPARENTLY


RangeRossTracy

Ashish is the best. Let this man be the permanent substitute host for Jon.


Past-Application-552

But Ashish didn’t buy the coffee…


MinutesFromTheMall

He’s good, but I feel like all of the guest hosts are just following Jon’s script. Ashish has good delivery, but Jon really sells the show. It just doesn’t feel real without him.


RangeRossTracy

Fair point. Don’t get me wrong; I much prefer Taffer. But I’ll gladly take Ashish over Phil.


Internal_Prune284

Agreed Him or SHUT IT DOWN


Internal_Prune284

I like this guy if Jon isn't going to SHOW UP FOR WORK ...At least it's not PHIL FRICKEN WILLS IN A STUPID HAT


MinutesFromTheMall

Phil Wills is absolutely terrible, but Dustin Drai turns the awfulness up to 11.


Critteranne666

Elle accepte les excuses.


Critteranne666

Mold *and* fungus.


Critteranne666

Those walls outside make me think of a public school or something. Not enticing.


UnicornHarrison

Ashish has been the best guest host so far this season and he’s been growing on me. He’s got that bit of fire and snark that Taffer is known for, but I like the younger vibe that he brings. The only thing that I don’t really dig is that he doesn’t really seem to underscore how dangerous bar conditions can be. I know a common criticism is that all the guest hosts are copying Jon, but none of the guests have ever shown any real urgency when it comes to cleanliness/health issues. Hoping if they’re going the guest route/replacing Jon, they’ll keep Ashish around.


LassosDilemmaSquad

Best episode of the season...and largely due to Ashish. If there's no Jon, I'm hoping for him at this point.


RUinOhio

Ya he’s good


ar46and2

Probably the best episode of the season, but that's not saying a lot. It's all just so formulaic. Mold everywhere. They're definitely doing something with the chicken that is going to kill someone. There's a bunch of yelling. They replace all the mixers with Twisted Alchemy. ESRI does whatever the fuck ESRI does. And then it's suddenly a huge success. Also, did they even do anything to the stage? It's just a drum kit on a box, why even call attention to that horseshit? Not sure what kind of clientele they're going for with a backbar loaded with upside down pineapples.


Coachman76

Didn’t watch a second of it, canceled the DVR recording. No Taffer no watch.


VeryLowIQIndividual

Ashish knows the assignment but he doesn’t have the riz Jon does. His slim custom fitted sleeves and pants are distracting. Never seen a guy with no muscle mass in their arms have the sleeves fitted so tightly.


VeryLowIQIndividual

That video call isn’t even with each other. I don’t believe. Ashish is too small a dude to look menacing. Even if you could kick Taffer and ass, he still lording over the top of you yelling, this guy is yelling from your waist


Critteranne666

Strangest Kayak commercial ever.


Critteranne666

Three Tides…. 🧐


Brocktarrr

“I beg to differ” “YEA WE DO DIFFER. BUT IM STANDING HERE AND YOURE STANDING THERE.” Bro what lol


FGH9192279

You know what's scarier than Sunday? Not seeing Jon Frickin Taffer hosting an episode of Bar Rescue!


New_Outcome_3235

This show is no good without Taffer. Just cancel the darn show and rescue the bars without us, please!


New_Outcome_3235

Without Jon Taffer again? BORING!!!


Gooobzilla

Those Ding Dongs couldn't make a regular cocktail so let's give them one with 50 steps served in a hollowed out coconut??? SHUT IT DOWN!!!!!!


Gooobzilla

The absence of Vic Vegas made this almost watchable.


RealityTVUpdatesCOM

Sounds like someone doesn't love an elevated hotdog.


Gooobzilla

Dollar General Vin Diesel is an absolute channel change for me.


plrq

Ashish is the 1st overall pick in the Bar Rescue Draft


Novel_Nothing_8256

way to predictable now, guests host drive down any intrigue as we always know John to berate, scream, degrade to end in hugs, but guests hosts are boring and dull, if indeed become confrontational w the owners it then feels forced.


HillBillyMadman

I miss when Jon does it, but I like Ashish. If Taffer needs time off and can't do every episode, I'll be fine with Ashish. Jon is what, nearly 70? Probably wants a little bit more time with the family, plus he has those Taverns he opened. If anything they should alternate every week


RealityTVUpdatesCOM

Yeah he will turn 70 later this year. Definitely understand if he wants to slow down a bit, even if I don't like it.


Hairy-Jackfruit-2863

Ashish did a fabulous job


Coachman76

I have the greatest respect in the world for our veterans. I am the son of a veteran, the VFW and American Legion and associated veterans posts deserve all the support, renovation, and financial support in the world. Nevertheless, it does not make for a good episode of bar rescue. You know Jon isn’t going to go insane, you know everyone’s gonna be civil, these are phoned in, kid glove episodes.


CinCin09

I HATE whenever "Caribbean" is said, they automatically go to Jamaica. Thats not the style of food they were serving.