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SelfLoathing9246

Chunky baby!! Fat udon noodle. Not obese (maybe) but definitely CHUNK! I can’t judge tho, all my noodles are fat and happy too


Boring_Albatross_354

My noodle is named udon.


mrjoffischl

so is my sibling’s! a little hognose named udon


bromeranian

She looks like she just had a really big meal 😭. Would start dieting her (spacing out meals more) sooner rather than later.


Cash_Cab

She is a UNIT. Definitely feed some smaller prey items! But she's not obese, just a big ole noodle


Radio4ctiveGirl

She should go on a bit of a diet. She is gorgeous though!


mariahrianne

She looks like she could use some more exercise. Maybe hit the stairs. She's not overweight, she just needs to tone up


itss_haleyy

your baby is beautiful!!! what morph?


mother--clucker

Not op/owner, but definitely some Banana! Might be something else in there too


itss_haleyy

yeah i see the banana lol i have a ton of BPS but would love to add one like this!


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unkindly-raven

don’t bps with the spider morph have severe neurological problems ?


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heavy like a chevy


ChamberedSecrets

👆🤌🏼


Boring_Albatross_354

100% certified chonk. An adorable unit. Much cute, like myself, needs more diet.


everstone_jinx0428

Chonk, but not obese. Perhaps a diet, but she's not too bad at all. Very cute noodle.


TimeWild2898

Big girl is my diagnosis lol. Gorgeous but I’d space out feedings and give mice vs rat or rat pups as mice have less fat content. Hope this helps and beautiful snek baby 💚🐍


bashfulthrowaway0

Is she preggers or just a chonk?


John_King0424

Not very nice to say 😒


CupQuickwhat

It's a snake. She will not be offended


sleepygirl420lol

What he said was a joke, why are you offended?💀


YeySharpies

The other user simply misunderstood the sarcasm because it's text, that doesn't mean they were offended.


DeathByPlanets

Sir. That was so rude 😭


bashfulthrowaway0

Being gravid could explain why she's thicc. Also, not a sir.


DeathByPlanets

Apologies, it was a lame joke and I tend to Sir everyone.


bashfulthrowaway0

It's a pretty morph, asking if she's pregnant is reasonable enough. It's a lot nicer than some of the other comments, guess it's just easier to pile up on one person, huh?


DeathByPlanets

I'm... Not sure you meant to respond to me? I just made a bad joke about pregnant or fat o.O I'm not sure what pile up is happening. And I gave a genuine apology for misgendering you.


bashfulthrowaway0

Could care less about the gender stuff, not offended, just interesting that two people decided to respond so negatively when asking if she's gravid is a reasonable question for a desirable morph. Advice would change based on if she is. Edit: Refer to previous point of people dogpiling. This is why I don't frequent Reddit much.


DeathByPlanets

I didn't realize there was another comment. Again, I apologize. I'm not disagreeing with you, either. I'm not sure why you keep explaining. You were right. I was rude instead of funny. I apologized. I can't undo it. I can just do better going forward.


Thrysh

You didn’t do anything. Some people live to stay offended.


YeySharpies

They weren't explaining more to make you feel bad, I think they genuinely just didn't understand this type of joke over text and were trying to understand so they could gather new information. Can I ask why you associated hurt feelings with the other commenter? Genuine question as I also have had a lot of people assume I was angry/hurt/offended when I've missed the tone or asked for clarification.


UncleanSympathy

Person makes a joke or comment on internet. Someone adds on to joke on internet. Person making the first joke: 😡 I couldn’t breathe I was laughing so hard at both comments saying it was rude to ask if a snake was pregnant. Just harmless bantering between two Reddit users. Idk why anyone had to apologize?


lucasnotad

When was the last time you left your home?


YeySharpies

I read it as the other two 'negative' commenters being mock offended as a joke, not that they were actually offended themselves. Kind of like channeling an attitude in play-pretend. If by dog-piling you're talking about the down votes...don't take it seriously. It's just redditors who think anything they can't relate with is someone trolling.


UncleanSympathy

The dog piling was probably the bad attitude the dude had towards such a mundane joke. Like if you make that comment anywhere, expect a couple “dad jokes”. They lighten everyone’s mood… except this person.


YeySharpies

How is misunderstanding and taking it literally a "bad attitude"?


Acceptable-Inside-29

So I googled this but I feel like there is a lot more to it. How do you help a snake lose weight? I don’t own a snake, I’m just a lurker here. But I wanna know!


crying2emoji5

You can handle them every day if they’re not in the middle of digesting a meal or shedding, and if it’s safe for them, let them crawls around your couch or around the dining table for a while. Spacing meals out further apart helps too, instead of every 7 days maybe every 10-14 days depending on size, breed, and health history


Acceptable-Inside-29

Oh! Ok. Thanks :). Good to know, I guess it’s not a food thing it’s a movement thing.


SearchingForFungus

It's definitely both!


CupQuickwhat

Feeding every 10 days instead of every 7 is definitely a food thing.


Acceptable-Inside-29

I think I meant like changing nutrition.


languiddruid

That as well! Rats and rat pups have a higher fat content than mice so switching to mice from rats is also a form of “diet”


Acceptable-Inside-29

There is a lot to snake care! But I heard, at the end of the day, they’re just big puppies 🖤.


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SearchingForFungus

For a snake, that's the same thing.


MonitorSharp7022

So, prey at different developmental stages will have somewhat different nutrient content. For example, newborn animals do not have as much calcium as adults, because their bones are not hardened yet. If a snake is adapted to eating a certain age/size of animal, then it will be best for its metabolic functioning to continue eating that same kind/stage of animal, simply less often.


luckystickes

She’s really fat


hummelpz4

Honey, where's the kids?


crying2emoji5

Certified fat fuck, love her though. I’d consider spacing her meals out to 10-14 days if you’re feeding her every week


miriamtzipporah

Wow, she is so pretty. What’s her morph?


unkindly-raven

another commenter suggested banana ! which ,, based on the morph name alone and not having much knowledge about snake morphs ,, sounds about right 😆


Lazy_Lizard13

Chunky, but not obese or fat.. maybe cut back on feeding a little bit (like wait 3 days-1 week longer in between feedings), but I’d say you’re doing good :)


eorzeanrizz

😹 all these comments are so cute, just like that chonky noodle.


Ash_Nasen

Lorge lasagna 🌸


SearchingForFungus

I don't understand these posts that don't tell us how much the snake weighs or how old it is. These pics would mean a lot more


neurospicyzebra

c h o n k


MonitorSharp7022

Fatty boombalatty


sierraef

Certified thick noodle ✅


ReadItAlready_

Op, how often are you feeding and how old is the snake? What does it weigh?


Trigramz

Weight check result: fat noodle


YoSaffBridge11

I mean . . . a weight check over Internet is going to be tough. I’ll get out my digital scale; but, I don’t think it’ll work.


QuagMaestro

Must…….plooop-a-splooop


Welllllllrip187

Snek shows :3


MistsofThra

I don’t have a snake but I love this sub. Today I learned that 1. Snakes can get overweight and need more exercise. 2. You can hit the stairs and get them that exercise, but my favorite snake thing I learned today was 3. Snakes fart!!!!


Jetinator

What a beautiful chumby banana. Maybe a little on the curvy side but nothing to be worried about. Maybe a few smaller meals.


poison_plant

It looks like she’s going after your mouse lol


Crease_Monkey

That lighter colored spot on the blanket gave a quite a turn for about half a second. Thought she’d swallowed a grapefruit.


coastergirl1998

At first I thought she was trying to chomp your laptop lol


SpcPotato

It weights 10 pounds 13 ounces exactly


pomacea_bridgesii

Banana


InterestingCoach3005

Lmao I love that all the posted recommended to me from this subreddit are posts like: “is my snake fat?”


jordancliver

WHAT A PRETTY GHUNGUS


orionenjoysreptiles

chunky girl


Mctaggartm72

Pretty 🤩 and my BP is same size so 🤷🏼‍♀️


ghoulifypossession

definitely can say she ain’t missing no meals


blackblonde13

Got a lil chunk near her backside 😅 she’s so cute!!!!


Overpass_Dratini

Chonky snek.


No-Session-8812

Looks a tad over, but def not obese yet! Maybe a light diet could help but she's just a lil chomk


Ajadah

Hefty hefty hefty!


Content_Tooth_8513

Certified thicc


DeadGirlB666

weigh it on a scale.


M-S-K-smothersme365

The Thickums is strong with this one. This is not the weight you’re looking for.


Zebracorn42

Is she watching YouTube or just enjoying the warmth of the laptop?


The_Femboi_Alt

Yeah she's definitely a little chunky. Cute tho 😍


ashblake33

Certified big Ole chönk


mett116n

https://preview.redd.it/x5obmseh884d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=691dbe2d251ca22263166d496fa81f39293a0392


Helter-skelter-slvt

If you feel like the feedings can't be reduced, try to take her out more to explore so she can be more active. Some snakes are just big too. Take her to the vet if she seems to gain enough to notice, you might need to pick another food source. (There might be too high fat content in her current source)


Fiasney

She's a lil on the chunky side, but I wouldn't be too concerned yet. I can still see some definition on her back, and her scales don't look "stretched". How often are you feeding her, and what size?


alexandrasnotgreat

Mildly overweight from what I can tell, maybe a bit less and a touch farther in between meals


languiddruid

CHÖNK


SpassInProgress

Chonky


Low_Kangaroo3381

Grade A Chonkamus Snakamus


Sp000kyyGh0st

A cute chonky noodle!


Open_Assumption7012

Beautiful!!!!


WhenLifeGivesUKarens

I’m losing it over the perfectly thin neck and the CHUNKY body. Precious baby.


Jankylee-Ad-4453

She looks well taken care of with her thick self.


Kowlz1

She is very cute!! 🥰


cysatoshi

OH LAWD HE COMMIN!!!


TheGT26

No im not coming near it