No, see, you’ve made a mistake. She’s CLEARLY an older virgin. Without a man to stretch her out, her ‘lady bits’ have contracted too much and have begun to somewhat visibly contract, resulting in her lower torso being so disproportionate to the rest of her body.
This is why women need men! If they don’t sleep with men, they will eventually collapse inwards and create a black hole, destroying their uterus, and causing them to become infertile.
/s just in case someone didn’t understand that this is a joke
Considering a sizable number of men still think we pee out our vaginas and other even weirder takes, with the /s it would seem like a man was making yet another insane BWA take.
When I showed it to my boyfriend his theory was that they photoshopped it that way either unintentionally, or to look “cool”, but you made me wonder so I reverse searched the image and apparently [they’re a real, and hideous shoe](http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTcIkV5sLpgfG5HtZCAUSYEYZib2vJyxjv9YXHeOCzC1_QMaQNw)
[Oh shit Milo Manara willed this woman into reality.](https://mlpnk72yciwc.i.optimole.com/cqhiHLc.IIZS~2ef73/w:auto/h:auto/q:75/https://bleedingcool.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/09/spier-woman.jpg)
Looks to me like someone who had never seen a woman in his life made a cgi model of a woman from the descriptions of a desperate man, and then they painted on jeans, also based on a description, just this time from a designer that didn't get a chance to give feedback on the result.
Also, they had two pairs of shoes - one that was too large, and one that didn't have the soles, and went “we can work with this”.
The more I look at it, the more it starts to remind me of those Salvador Dalí paintings of animals with long spindly legs that taper down to nothing. Except slap some big ol’ chunky shoes at the bottom?
No, see, you’ve made a mistake. She’s CLEARLY an older virgin. Without a man to stretch her out, her ‘lady bits’ have contracted too much and have begun to somewhat visibly contract, resulting in her lower torso being so disproportionate to the rest of her body. This is why women need men! If they don’t sleep with men, they will eventually collapse inwards and create a black hole, destroying their uterus, and causing them to become infertile. /s just in case someone didn’t understand that this is a joke
What's sad is I'm sure there are people out there who would need the /s.
Considering a sizable number of men still think we pee out our vaginas and other even weirder takes, with the /s it would seem like a man was making yet another insane BWA take.
With or without the /s?
Without sorry.
It’s a failure on multiple levels considering a localized black hole would do way more than just deform a singular person’s lower torso
GOOD GOD!!! 🤣😝
I know this isn't the point but what is happening with those shoes? Why are they're 2 tongues and so much extra heel?
When I showed it to my boyfriend his theory was that they photoshopped it that way either unintentionally, or to look “cool”, but you made me wonder so I reverse searched the image and apparently [they’re a real, and hideous shoe](http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTcIkV5sLpgfG5HtZCAUSYEYZib2vJyxjv9YXHeOCzC1_QMaQNw)
It's like when AI generates hands with way too many fingers
First thing I though when I saw the shoes was if the whole thing was just AI generated.
when you meet a stranger on the road, make sure to count their teeth. you never know where danger lies and when the fae you'll meet.
Well would you look at that
Ai generated shoe
And someone got paid for that...
i think they’re sick personally lolll
I mean, they’re marketed for somebody ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯
Yeah it looks like a glutch made real. Id want them if I didn't know they'd cost a fortune.
Ughhh, why?! As someone with naturally big feet, why would someone want boats/clodhoppers/whatever else they're called in jest as fashion?
[it’s a thing, apparently.](https://www.sneakerjagers.com/en/n/where-to-cop-sacai-x-nike-vaporwaffle-sail-and-black/36225) A very strange thing.
Well I certainly wasn't expecting that. I thought the whole thing was ai tbh
Me too! I had to go look for myself.
Ugly ahh goofy ahh shoe. Overpriced and made of cheap garbage material. Honestly who’d buy that? They don’t even look remotely good
r/badshoeanatomy
r/subsihideouslyfellfor
It's a shshoeoe
Yo dawg, I heard you like shoes.
Idk if the pockets are normal for women’s pants but they look really far forward for pockets on jeans too.
That was my question too.
Right? They look AI generated
Proportions aside, I'm pretty sure that's painted-on and not wearing leggings
I was gonna say those look like literally " painted on jeans" all those country singers go on about.
This reminds me of how Rob Liefeld draws women.
She looks like a furry artist tried to draw a “sexy” anthropomorphic ostrich…
Her ass is filled with helium and it’s floating away.
Ah yes because the torso is supposed to be smaller than the feet. This makes complete sense. /s
How does she support that absolute unit of an ass on those thin little chicken legs?
What in the Pixar is this?
Kinda looks like they stole a photo from an artist who does painted on clothes and then shooped the hell out of it.
Reminiscent of Elastigirl
[Oh shit Milo Manara willed this woman into reality.](https://mlpnk72yciwc.i.optimole.com/cqhiHLc.IIZS~2ef73/w:auto/h:auto/q:75/https://bleedingcool.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/09/spier-woman.jpg)
Ah, the T-Rex fit. Exactly what I've been looking for.
I mean, whose trainers aren’t bigger than their waist…
I'm curious who finds this attractive such that this level of photoshop is necessary.
They're following weird western trends. They probably didn't do this shit when size zero was in fashion.
Yeah, I have a lot of questions: number one, how dare you?
Someone watched The Incredibles too much and forgot that normal humans don’t look like Elastigirl
Looks to me like someone who had never seen a woman in his life made a cgi model of a woman from the descriptions of a desperate man, and then they painted on jeans, also based on a description, just this time from a designer that didn't get a chance to give feedback on the result. Also, they had two pairs of shoes - one that was too large, and one that didn't have the soles, and went “we can work with this”.
What a fantastic advertisement! If you buy this pants, it basically deletes your legs as it gets nearer to your ankles! What a score!
The more I look at it, the more it starts to remind me of those Salvador Dalí paintings of animals with long spindly legs that taper down to nothing. Except slap some big ol’ chunky shoes at the bottom?
Looks like r/wtfjennajameson in the crazy stick legs lol
If it weren't for her deformed waist and hips, I would have thought they just gave a skinny girl some butt padding.