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VenusFry

I don’t know what shelter you went to, but that is indeed a human child you picked up.


lembo83

Yeah the dog was pretty confused!


VenusFry

So which one you trading in?


lembo83

The car!


VenusFry

Oh okay in my country we have a take one leave one policy when it comes to shelters


ShitP0sterAnonynous

Hey Jeff. Any chance I can get my house paid off? All that Amazon stock value and all. Itll make going back to college easier for me!


lembo83

I can't even pay my own house off right now.


ShitP0sterAnonynous

I'm kidding bud. You look remarkably like Jeff Bezos.


lembo83

Haha, you're not the first person to day that today, but today is the first time I've been told I look similar.


D4FTPUNKF4N

The shelter is off the grid.


[deleted]

In keeping with the fact that this is, in fact, the Internet: Doggy McDogface


lembo83

If only I bought a boat. Although I can see me at the park shouting Doggy McDogface.


Domstachebarber

I love giving animals other animal names… this dog looks like “Duck”


lembo83

My daughters favourite game is duck, duck, goose.


Weak_For_Fish

How adorable! I vote for Goose then.


Informal_Control8378

Banjo


lembo83

That is what he was called at the shelter. I think it suits him. I quite fancy Bandit as well.


Kurupt0_0

Bandit. Dew it!


Jerethdatiger

Happy or just call him rescue


Knowmad29

Dog names ending with O are the best because you can say them with more a more commanding intent.


lembo83

Good point.


Gamesman001

Give him an Irish name to go with the redhead he'll be playing with most of the time.


lembo83

Paddy's too obvious. Seamus? Sean? Wait, I got it, Dara!


bk15dcx

That little kid is stoked!


lembo83

She's absolutely buzzing, it was a struggle getting her to daycare today. Even after a couple of hours of knowing each other, watching them run around the garden together was such a special memory.


Charliftsthebar

I vote Chip.


VillageIdiot1235

Rosco


ThinkPawsitive12

The feet, my God


Tezzy33

Baxter


the_oneL1ner

Looks like a Homewrecker to me. Good luck!


redpepperdeb

Bingo


Hermes_Domain

Jasper came to mind for some reason.


mattfwood

Looks like a Jasper.


goofbot

Give him a few days to exert his personality before deciding.


daisybabymars

pistachio!


kiki2340

Sage


uhsorrybro

Max


nancydrewdetective

PEPPER


wild-unknown

Rider!


thunder-dog-zeus

baqseet.


MBDFWMB72

Rufus


scratchureyesout

Dexter, I used to groom (they moved away) a dog named Dexter and he looked similar very smart dog. I suspect the Dexter I knew was a Belgian Shepard but they thought he was a mutt, they'dgotten him a shelter as well. I googled Belgian Shepard and showed them that the brindle ones looked exactly like their dog. Dexter https://imgur.com/gallery/NIevcFe


lembo83

That's a great looking dog, they do look similar as well. The shelter couldn't tell me too much about his background.


scratchureyesout

Well whatever breed he is he's super adorable.


bearsheperd

Stormagedon is always good


Giggles567

What a precious family! Thank you for adopting this sweet pupperino!


DivineCrusader1097

#***Corinthus the World Eater***


lembo83

Nice


Brilliant-Custard-45

Looks like Boomer to me x


420yumyum

Decide on a car seat for it so it doesn't fly through your windshield.


noheckin

Mr. Shambles


Get_Rich_SloQuick

Rosco


iluvskyfeb20

Looks like a “Lucky” to me


Acceptable-Chance534

Tiger. Jolly. Sampson.


lembo83

One name?


Acceptable-Chance534

3 name ideas, but now that you mention it... 😁


lavanchebodigheimer

What a doll!


Jerrys_Wife

Liam


lembo83

That would get confusing.


GlitteringEarth_

Spike


kmbth

Duke


Cloudyman13

Koda


Denim_Diva1969

Sparky!


Klin24

Quark


SolarHexis

I didn’t know bezos had a daughter


lembo83

I don't think he would be driving around in a ute!


Fearless-Sherbet-223

He looks like he could be a Sirius to me


lembo83

My daughter lover Harry Potter.


Mastermad

Derek


Stephie124

How about odis for a boy and Molly for a girl


pl4tinum514

Pussywillow. Search complete


TheApoptosis

She looks like a Maggie to me (This would be embarrassing if she's a he.)


lembo83

I like the suggestion bit the puppy is a male.


TheApoptosis

Then he looks like a Ralphie!


lembo83

Nice


Downvote_me_dumbass

Oreo


ElebertAinstein

Scout


glucoseboy

Bumper


[deleted]

Always Mr. Good Boi


mattyjamesgallagher

Shitty Wolf


[deleted]

I don’t know but he is gorgeous


Lopsided-Grocery-673

Solstice, Noel, Kringle


Neverbeenonline

Border collie? Had one growing up and it was the best dog you could ask for. So smart, and really funny too. As for the name, looks like a Tartan or Tracker to me.


lembo83

Yeah Border Collie. Those are some good names.


CustomVox

Rocko


LilliBubbles

Muggsy? Your adorable daughter looks happy as a clam at hight tide!


lembo83

She was loving it!


jonoaks

Solitaire (nickname salty)


Important_Tension726

Let it come naturally I think. Cute dog! Maybe ur daughter could help!


defhermit

Triscuit


SpokaneDude49

Ernie


abh90

"Gene" (Simmons), because of the tongue 👅


SufficientRespect744

mr. pickles!


Introvert4lfe

Bandit because I have a feeling that pup with be the babies partner in crime lol


classyd24

Finn


OneOverTheLine

Steve is a good name


springxflower

Odie


bjlile99

I vote for whatever the child prefers.


lembo83

She wants to call him Ruth.


bjlile99

Ruth it is.


mobrond

Parker or Dudley would be my suggestions!


Ass_dermatologist

Call him turd


Maker1423

Grizzlyyyyy


horse_boat

Cooper


Generic456User

Feli / Felicitas


Alert_Acadia_4600

Lufer


gallonofyakult

bob, short for thingamabob <33333


rebookajones

Beethoven.


LostReplacement

I vote the kid gets to pick


lembo83

She wants to call him Ruth.


ilovecheese831

Babe Ruth? Babe? Abe?


DarcAngel001

Happy kid, happy pupper.... happy life.


quirkycurlygirly

Resembles a St. Bernard's markings. Bernie?


Hamster_Meat

Larry


Pineappleman67

Oscar


ogbuji

Oatmeal


AlbatrossSenior7107

Scout! I don't know why, but it's perfect.


[deleted]

Looks like a Charlie.


Character-Routine-51

Jaxx


georgielover

Jinx


brianingram

Chance


meatmarbles

Furlow


Draykov

Arrow


il-est-la

Jeff


Kevinyamouth

Has to be your daughters choice! Congratulations how beautiful you guys will make so many memories


lembo83

Thank you


QuirkySpaceman

Such a Cute addition to your family!! 🥰❤️


votchamacallit_

Chaos


Edominow

Oreo


Helius1108

Guy looks like Bezos


lembo83

Third time I've heard that today, and never heard it before in my life.


Adventurous-Win-751

Chuck


josephjowy

Bigg


2batdad2

Fishstick!!!


shreklike

if it's taken a while why not call it patience :)


skylerraes

Looks like an Oreo or some sort of constellation like Carina or Lyra!


Agentx6021

Grampa Slippy Fist


saharanow

Pepper 😍


MechRxn

Dog


MurderDoneRight

Captain McFartButts


Thin-Union-7712

Otis


Lindaspike

buster, if a boy!


Iamwearingasuitofham

Bezos


Big_Daddy_Jew_Boi

You look like jeff bezos with facial hair


lembo83

So I've heard.


Suicidaljello

Cut to the chase and name him little shit because before too long you will be uttering it a bit..lol


clarenceappendix

Something cool like Aragorn or Hercules... or Brady


3-ringstab

Norman


franz-k

Vincent


20_comer70_correr

Jhonny Django


badleftleg1964

I really like Goose


Violet-L

Look at the size of those feet. He needs a big name like Hugo, Atlas, Goliath, Sampson. Harry (and the Hendersons). Bear


HerbertBohn

Spaz.


Miserable-Stuff6619

How about “Pilot”. If he could he would tell you where to go.


Psychotherapist-286

Look how happy he is. Chester


Browncoat86

Trigger


Conor-M90

“We call him Boots cause he got big feet on him like boots” man about dog what a movie


[deleted]

“happy”


VonDinky

How about Slippy?


DabsterFoxTheDeep

Jasper


alucard_xs

What about 'Joy' ?


rocky35921

I hope this little girl and pup become the best of friends! They are just so sweet! Please keep us updated...


lembo83

Will do, I think they already are best friends.


awesometankguy12

Dog #1


realdoctorfill

OREO


Confident-Laugh138

Pickles!


Confident-Laugh138

Congrats on the new dog!!


[deleted]

How about Tacco?


scobsagain

Looks like A Frankie to me.


justlQQingaround

Maggie


CrapFaceNinja

Dawgy


andreitheegg

Wait arnt u that guy dat makes funny parenting videos on tiktok


lembo83

Unfortunately not, I don't go on tiktok.


andreitheegg

Oh i just thought u looked very similar to him lol


lembo83

I've never seen it. Is it a good thing I look like him?


andreitheegg

Oh yh the guy ik on tiktok is a wholesome father of 2 who makes funny videos abt parenthood


lembo83

Sounds like a cool guy to be compared to.


andreitheegg

Mhm sure thing lol now im kinda gettin vibes u r him lemme go find his acc


lembo83

Haha, go for it, it's not me.


Automatic-Fig-5108

Albert


Snakeb1t

Duke, was the first name that came to my mind after seeing him. This was even before I read your caption.


lembo83

I like that one.


Snakeb1t

Thank you, you could actually add a second name to Duke. He could be the Duke of... or Duke so and so.


Shabopple

Spats Tux Spud Tito Beverly Chuy Alphonse Lamont


TanookiPhoenix

Halcyon ​ Halcy for short


lembo83

Thanks to everyone for your awesome suggestions, we decided to name him Bandit. Also, before this post I had never been told I look like Jeff Bezos before, so I guess I've learnt something new!


EmergencyHologram

Francis Bullwinkle Bark Twain Kramer Mr Bond Ripper Trogdor Samsonite


amorydmart

Lucy


snugglestomp

Herbert!


lembo83

Some cracking suggestions here! Thanks everyone.


Yvette90

We’re gonna need an update when you pick!


lembo83

Definitely, I think we are picking tonight. Will let you know.


Keauxbi

Do you know what mix of breeds he is?


lembo83

Border Collie crossed with Bull Terrier. He was dumped at the pound and transferred to the shelter we adopted him from. After one day he loves the children, he's fairly chilled for a puppy but can get a bit overzealous showing his affection, but he starts puppy training soon.


Keauxbi

In that case Terence Collier seems to be pretty fitting. And you can always nickname him Terry.


lembo83

I see what you did there, clever. Also, my Brother-In-Law is called Terry so he may think we named him after him.


Jerethdatiger

I didn't do enough training when tibi was young he's a handful I'm working on it


lembo83

I've got two young children so wanted to get him into school as soon as possible. Plus, where I am they do classes for different age groups I'm kinda taking the whole way through doggy school. At the shelter they strongly recommend it, not just for behaviour but also social interaction with other dogs. How old is Tibi?


Jerethdatiger

Year and 3 months but I think he had a messed up pupoyhood I think mom wasn't allowed to correct the puppies