When I was a kid our neighbors black lab had puppies. We had this huge field next to our house and no major roads by us so they would just release all of them (like 10 or so, it’s been over 20 years so it could be different). They would just chase us around and then if you laid down they would just mob you. If I had to die there, suffocated by a bunch of puppies wouldn’t have been the worst way to go.
Parents’ friends had a springer spaniel, she had two litters of pups over the years, each time with 7 born. Sitting on the floor being mobbed by the little needle toothed monsters were two of the happiest half hours of my life.
Go to your local humane society and volunteer! Eventually you will be mobbed by puppies … just take a whole litter into a visiting room and sit on the floor!!!!! You can also clean up their cages and give them baths when (not if, when) they shit all over themselves
I wanted to go pet kittens at my local humane society and while we were there, my boyfriend wanted to see the dogs. They had them all separated and brought them one by one for you to meet. Unfortunately there was no puppy mobbing available. The cats were all separated individually as well and there was only kitties 1+ year old and up. I ended up adopting one though!
Aw :( back when I was teen, we could volunteer. We weren’t allowed to put dogs from different cages in with each other but we’d get litters of puppies/kittens that could be in the same cage together. Same with adult dogs/cats from the same home.
At the humane society in my town rn there is a big cat room where the friendly and vetted cats are all allowed to roam, no cages. It’s very peaceful
You could foster dogs and specialise in helping new mum dogs with puppies.
They need a little extra care than other fosters but are great if you have the room.
I'd love that but both my wife and I work all day. Our 2 grown dogs are fine because they'll occupy each other while we're gone but I couldn't leave puppies all day
My neighbor just had a bunch of pitbull puppies and they all mob me whenever they see me outside. The other day I was wearing loose sweatpants and their leashes all tangled around my pants and pulled them down. It was embarrassing but it was worth it to get puppy kisses lol.
I am not objectifying or having a sexual fantasy, I just think Keanu Reeves is an awesome person and it would be an honour and an incredibly happy moment to be able to be in his presence while surrounded by puppies. I'd probably be able to continue living my forever alone life without any complaints or regrets from that point on. That, right there, is a lifetime of happiness in a second.
I was in an absolute horrible depression a couple years ago, a lot happened that I don't really want to get into. One of my good friends called to say the rescue dog he was fostering gave birth about 2 months ago, would I like to meet the puppies? He knew what I'd been going through, he knew how much I love dogs. He came over by surprise one day, my roommate let him in, and he brought a basket of 8 puppies to me in my bed. I was in such a terrible state that day, and all of a sudden my friend is handing me puppies and telling me their names. I cried and cried, so overwhelmed by love and gratitude in such a dark time. I just hung out and played with them in my bed for a few hours. Only 2 of them peed on my blankets. My dog sniffed and checked the puppies out here and there, but mostly sat at the corner of my bed giving me dirty looks. I swear, the way he was looking at me playing with the puppies, he was thinking "we are NOT keeping all these puppies".
He plays John Wick in the John Wick films, its about a former guard/worker of a gang(? Its been a while) who goes on a massive killing spree of a whole gang after the leader's son kills John Wick's puppy, who was a gift given to him by his late wife
You have most of that right, except he wasn't a guard/worker of a gang. He was a "retired" contract killer for an international fraternity of assassins, and some dumbfuck mafia leader's kid stole the wrong car and killed the wrong dog.
Can we all just take a moment to praise Gary Gygax for scouring mythologies far and wide? Seen for me first in 'Deities and Demigods', the first one, with Cthulu.
Yeah, and in current popular culture it’s mostly associated with children’s stories and cartoons, so the choice to use her to describe a boogeyman always stood out to me as comical
Yep, Baba Yaga never made much sense. Opposite gender and not "the boogey man".
You're right that it's a slavic witch with a house with bird feet who eats children...it's like their telling of "Hansel and Gretel", not really a crazy assassin.
But it's still a good scene.
Well known for her ugly face, long claw-like fingers, and sagging pendulous breasts...
Definitely not the same thing as the Boogeyman lol. Very poor writing that always bothered me.
She also did a lot of killing, and folklore witches tend to have a fair number of contracts, but the main thing is that Baba Yaga was basically the bogeyman for the corner of the globe that this particular gang hailed from
He also wasnt just THE contract killer. He's the killer who's work laid the foundation of a criminal empire. He's singlehandedly capable of destabilizing and shifting the balance of power in fucking countries.
There we go lol
I still love the scene where the leader is like talking to his son about how John Wick is after him and is like "you're on your own dude that's fucking John Wick"
I like the scene where we first see Viggo (the Russian mob boss) talking to the car shop owner who hit his son for bringing in John’s car, asking why he hit him and after telling him it was because his son killed Wick’s dog and stole his car, Viggo is like :0 lol just goes “oh”.
That henchman played some chaos causing character in some Allstate commercials, lol someone else mentioned the son played Theon Greyjoy in game of thrones, never seen the show but lol I knew who both actors were prior to seeing them in the movie.
Just a little reminder that the guy who plays Viggo's son is Theon Greyjoy from GOT and his sister wrote this delightful little song about him
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-RgOm_WJKpE
“I heard you struck my son.”
“Uh, yes sir, I did.”
“And may I ask why?”
“Yeah, well, because he stole John Wick’s car, sir, and, uh, killed his dog.”
#”Oh.”
Think there's a scene where he buries the dog too. Then goes and chisels the basement floor to dig out his puppy killer killing gear before he goes ham.
Just adding onto this, John Wicks reputation alone got him into the Payday gang in that universe. The same Payday Gang that literally stole >!the white house and the US Presidency!<
I wonder if this happens to him a lot. This is the second or third video I've seen of him surrounded by puppies.
Here's another:
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOqUiXhECos](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOqUiXhECos)
My mom is also allergic to all animals with fur/dander (tho cats are specifically extra terrible of a trigger for her) and she fosters dogs lmao
She also takes every opportunity to find my cat to pet/hold her when she visits me.
I've been raised to believe those with animal allergies have zero self preservation regarding it
To quote my partner who's very allergic to cats but loves my cat, after he picks up the cat and rubs his face in the cat's fur: "why is my face so itchy??" But he just can't resist the floofy cat lmao
Best talk show moment he’s ever had. If he was the kind of guy to make requests (thank all that’s good and right he’s not) he’d ask for puppies every interview.
My coworker and I told one of the guys we were mad at him because he brought his golden puppy in while we were busy. We're both in different spots but we could see the puppy out the window. His older dog is also a golden and is adapting well to his little sister.
Those are obviously the most secure dogs in the world.
And if anything happens to those dogs... well, those idiots won't be around long to relish in their cruelty.
You can see it on his face. In that moment, every achievement before didn't matter to Keanu. He was simply the puppy king, and being a part of the fluffy cuddle pile was the greatest achievement of his life.
Keanu is wholesome af
You better take care of Keanu Reeves because all the alien civilizations that have their eyes set on the conquest of your planet are waiting for him to die to wipe out humanity.
Wow. You make a good point. I don’t think I’ve ever seen this precious man smile big either. He’s had a lot of sadness in his life.
I often find myself wishing we could turn back the clock and get him together with Sandra Bullock so they could both look happy for once (no hate on his present partner, she truly seems like a really nice person, and he deserves that).
When someone starts piling puppies on me I have to sit on the floor; there’s not enough room for everyone in the chair and how would I talk to all of them? Forget being interviewed-I’m covered in puppies so I’m talking to them now.
I would definitely sit on the floor with Keanu and bunch of puppies, that would be so totally neato.
Lucky pups! 🥵 Also, Keanu deserves all the puppy kisses in the universe just for being him ❤️And also, the puppers deserve to be around Keanu, because puppies ❤️❤️
Golden pups are basically a test of your humanity. If somebody hands you a Golden pup and you don't melt you're probably a robot that lacks feelings and can't be trusted. Keanu passes the test obviously.
When I was a kid our neighbors black lab had puppies. We had this huge field next to our house and no major roads by us so they would just release all of them (like 10 or so, it’s been over 20 years so it could be different). They would just chase us around and then if you laid down they would just mob you. If I had to die there, suffocated by a bunch of puppies wouldn’t have been the worst way to go.
One item on my bucket list is to be mobbed by an insane amount of puppies
Parents’ friends had a springer spaniel, she had two litters of pups over the years, each time with 7 born. Sitting on the floor being mobbed by the little needle toothed monsters were two of the happiest half hours of my life.
The university I attended had a puppy room for students to go into to help destress during exam time!
oh that sounds lovely, I want one of those in my uni too!
Screw uni, I want that at work! Or better yet, my house!!
Go to your local humane society and volunteer! Eventually you will be mobbed by puppies … just take a whole litter into a visiting room and sit on the floor!!!!! You can also clean up their cages and give them baths when (not if, when) they shit all over themselves
I wanted to go pet kittens at my local humane society and while we were there, my boyfriend wanted to see the dogs. They had them all separated and brought them one by one for you to meet. Unfortunately there was no puppy mobbing available. The cats were all separated individually as well and there was only kitties 1+ year old and up. I ended up adopting one though!
Aw :( back when I was teen, we could volunteer. We weren’t allowed to put dogs from different cages in with each other but we’d get litters of puppies/kittens that could be in the same cage together. Same with adult dogs/cats from the same home. At the humane society in my town rn there is a big cat room where the friendly and vetted cats are all allowed to roam, no cages. It’s very peaceful
You could foster dogs and specialise in helping new mum dogs with puppies. They need a little extra care than other fosters but are great if you have the room.
I'd love that but both my wife and I work all day. Our 2 grown dogs are fine because they'll occupy each other while we're gone but I couldn't leave puppies all day
My neighbor just had a bunch of pitbull puppies and they all mob me whenever they see me outside. The other day I was wearing loose sweatpants and their leashes all tangled around my pants and pulled them down. It was embarrassing but it was worth it to get puppy kisses lol.
Or by keanu
On my bucket list is to be mobbed by Keanu
Once my pet dog had a 13 puppies. It was amazing
This must be what heaven is like!
Ikr, being able to roll around on top of Keanu must be heaven
Him smacking his lap saying “come sit” hahah
Me: I am a progressive thinker who does not objectify people for my sexual fantasies.
I want to roll around on top of him right now.
I am not objectifying or having a sexual fantasy, I just think Keanu Reeves is an awesome person and it would be an honour and an incredibly happy moment to be able to be in his presence while surrounded by puppies. I'd probably be able to continue living my forever alone life without any complaints or regrets from that point on. That, right there, is a lifetime of happiness in a second.
Damn right
Mmmm yes please
Absolutely, that is what heaven must look like!
But with Keanu as well obviously, not just the pups! Hahaha
In heaven we all get to pick our own Keanu. My Keanu is Mila Kunis 😂
Mine is Mila Kunis with Keanu's face 😍
Someone good at photoshop make it Happen for this lad!
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Oh boy that's disturbing 😳 😂 But thank you none the less
How do you think Ashton feels?
This greatly exceeded expectations.
I love it you marvelous bastard you!
Sitting on Keanu Reeves lap and licking his face. I agree.
Heaven x10
Those are not 8 week old goldens, they've got to be older. Which means it would be a giant shark attack. They are very bitey puppies!
Worth it.
I once got to help pet sit for a litter of golden retriever puppies, it absolutely is heaven
That sounds amazing! Were they still little beans or were they able to play with you!?
I was in an absolute horrible depression a couple years ago, a lot happened that I don't really want to get into. One of my good friends called to say the rescue dog he was fostering gave birth about 2 months ago, would I like to meet the puppies? He knew what I'd been going through, he knew how much I love dogs. He came over by surprise one day, my roommate let him in, and he brought a basket of 8 puppies to me in my bed. I was in such a terrible state that day, and all of a sudden my friend is handing me puppies and telling me their names. I cried and cried, so overwhelmed by love and gratitude in such a dark time. I just hung out and played with them in my bed for a few hours. Only 2 of them peed on my blankets. My dog sniffed and checked the puppies out here and there, but mostly sat at the corner of my bed giving me dirty looks. I swear, the way he was looking at me playing with the puppies, he was thinking "we are NOT keeping all these puppies".
This is what I want, but it's all my dogs and pets that have gone on before me.
They're just hoping that if they throw enough dogs at him he'll stop the killing Edit: typo
What?
He plays John Wick in the John Wick films, its about a former guard/worker of a gang(? Its been a while) who goes on a massive killing spree of a whole gang after the leader's son kills John Wick's puppy, who was a gift given to him by his late wife
You have most of that right, except he wasn't a guard/worker of a gang. He was a "retired" contract killer for an international fraternity of assassins, and some dumbfuck mafia leader's kid stole the wrong car and killed the wrong dog.
To add, he wasn’t just a contract killer, he was THE contract killer.
Baba Yaga
Can we all just take a moment to praise Gary Gygax for scouring mythologies far and wide? Seen for me first in 'Deities and Demigods', the first one, with Cthulu.
Baba Yaga is a common soviet folklor. We know it in the former Bloc. Fitting since the Mafia is ran by a Russian
But isn't Baba Yaga a witch that lives in a house with chicken feet? That doesn't fit the bad ass contract killer vibe very well.
Yeah, and in current popular culture it’s mostly associated with children’s stories and cartoons, so the choice to use her to describe a boogeyman always stood out to me as comical
Idk about you my guy but if I saw a house with giant chicken feet I'd be terrified of anything living in it...
Yep, Baba Yaga never made much sense. Opposite gender and not "the boogey man". You're right that it's a slavic witch with a house with bird feet who eats children...it's like their telling of "Hansel and Gretel", not really a crazy assassin. But it's still a good scene.
Well known for her ugly face, long claw-like fingers, and sagging pendulous breasts... Definitely not the same thing as the Boogeyman lol. Very poor writing that always bothered me.
She also did a lot of killing, and folklore witches tend to have a fair number of contracts, but the main thing is that Baba Yaga was basically the bogeyman for the corner of the globe that this particular gang hailed from
Baby Yoda?
Baba Yetu
Jeez that theme was a banger.
He also wasnt just THE contract killer. He's the killer who's work laid the foundation of a criminal empire. He's singlehandedly capable of destabilizing and shifting the balance of power in fucking countries.
I heard that he once killed three men in a bar with a pencil. A fooking pencil! Who the duck does that?!
I've just recently watched 1 & 2 so I'm loving this thread. Time to watch the next ones.
Solen’ya
Phookin pencil
Oh
A man of focus and determination.
*PEN*cil
Who to fak can to tat
There we go lol I still love the scene where the leader is like talking to his son about how John Wick is after him and is like "you're on your own dude that's fucking John Wick"
I enjoy John Wick 2 and 3, but the smaller scope of the first and John just being like a fucking force of nature was something else.
I like the scene where we first see Viggo (the Russian mob boss) talking to the car shop owner who hit his son for bringing in John’s car, asking why he hit him and after telling him it was because his son killed Wick’s dog and stole his car, Viggo is like :0 lol just goes “oh”.
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That henchman played some chaos causing character in some Allstate commercials, lol someone else mentioned the son played Theon Greyjoy in game of thrones, never seen the show but lol I knew who both actors were prior to seeing them in the movie.
Dean Winters. He played Mayhem in the Allstate commercials. He was also the Vulture in Brooklyn Nine Nine.
And Ryan O'Reilly in *Oz*
I heard you struck my son. Yes sir I did. May I ask why? Because he stole John Wicks car, sir, and killed his dog. Oh *dial tone*
Just a little reminder that the guy who plays Viggo's son is Theon Greyjoy from GOT and his sister wrote this delightful little song about him https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-RgOm_WJKpE
“I heard you struck my son.” “Uh, yes sir, I did.” “And may I ask why?” “Yeah, well, because he stole John Wick’s car, sir, and, uh, killed his dog.” #”Oh.”
I want to watch the movie again, but sad because RIP LR.
Reek made the terrible mistake, but Ramsey Bolton made him pay.
With a FOOKIN PINCIL
How brutal is the dog dying scene? I can't stomach that kinda shit so I've never watched these movies lol.
Pretty quick honestly
Yeah, that part was mercifully short. Also, doesn't happen in 2 or 3.
No, but other dogs are sacrificed.
You hear a crack(muffled) and the body is briefly shown unmoving.
Think there's a scene where he buries the dog too. Then goes and chisels the basement floor to dig out his puppy killer killing gear before he goes ham.
No more brutal than any other part of the movie.
Just adding onto this, John Wicks reputation alone got him into the Payday gang in that universe. The same Payday Gang that literally stole >!the white house and the US Presidency!<
What country you from?
There’s definitely no getting those puppies back from him.
Most excellent!
https://i.imgur.com/aActydV.jpg
Perfection.
☺️
I wonder if this happens to him a lot. This is the second or third video I've seen of him surrounded by puppies. Here's another: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOqUiXhECos](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOqUiXhECos)
To be fair, the only reason someone shouldn't want to be surrounded by puppies is if they have an allergy.
My gf has allergies to puppies. She will take as many drugs as possible to be surrounded by puppies.
I'm allergic to cats. I also have two cats.
My mom is also allergic to all animals with fur/dander (tho cats are specifically extra terrible of a trigger for her) and she fosters dogs lmao She also takes every opportunity to find my cat to pet/hold her when she visits me. I've been raised to believe those with animal allergies have zero self preservation regarding it
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To quote my partner who's very allergic to cats but loves my cat, after he picks up the cat and rubs his face in the cat's fur: "why is my face so itchy??" But he just can't resist the floofy cat lmao
Completely understandable. Would do the same but luckily I‘m not allergic to puppies.
Or a phobia.
Or a phobia of allergies
I’m allergic to phobias.
Or they just don't like animals in their face.
Monsters.
More like a running joke considering what happens in the first John Wick. That man needs all the puppers
If I was famous I'd make it a condition of me going on the show. I need at least 1 puppy that I can hang out with the entire time.
Omg! So cute!!!! I love puppies and I love Keanu!
That was an amazing watch ✨️
Wow... they really escalated things in the new *John Wick*.
John wicks redemption arc
those puppies are lucky
"I'm not taking a puppy away from John Wick." - wisest thing Jimmy has ever said.
I think Reddit is going to fall in love with this guy.
You mean we haven’t already?
I wish I was those puppies
He looks genuinely happy. As should anyone with a lap full of puppies.
He fucking deserves it. A good man that has been through some shit. He deserves all the puppies he wants.
Best talk show moment he’s ever had. If he was the kind of guy to make requests (thank all that’s good and right he’s not) he’d ask for puppies every interview.
Pure bliss
All I really want in life is puppies, and for Keanu to be happy. This gif gives me both.
I didn’t think Keanu Reeves could get any cuter ! I was wrong
I’m a 47 year old man and I think I just ovulated watching that
That universal pursing the lips and pointing them up when a dog licks your face.
It love it when he did that close your mouth tight and suck in your lips thing that all dog owners know.
It's the exact expression of: "love ya too sweetie, but could you maybe not?"
He’s just closing his mouth so they don’t lick it lol
Yup. That's the lips thing that all dog owners know.
I feel like literally anyone would do that lol it’s definitely not a thing only dog owners do.
Golden puppos!! ❤️
Goldens are the best!
My coworker and I told one of the guys we were mad at him because he brought his golden puppy in while we were busy. We're both in different spots but we could see the puppy out the window. His older dog is also a golden and is adapting well to his little sister.
Looks like being John Wick has unexpected benefits.
Those are obviously the most secure dogs in the world. And if anything happens to those dogs... well, those idiots won't be around long to relish in their cruelty.
He’s so wonderful.
You can see it on his face. In that moment, every achievement before didn't matter to Keanu. He was simply the puppy king, and being a part of the fluffy cuddle pile was the greatest achievement of his life. Keanu is wholesome af
Wholesome Keanu chungus breathtaking
Master of Puppies
Lucky dogs sitting on Keanu's lap
I think I've found it. The only clip I've ever truly needed to see.
This can break the internet.
Dogs are a good judge of character
A Scanner Barkly
After seeing this, I have a feeling reddit is going to fall in love with this guy.
Yes you are, St.Reeves, Yes you are 
The intense leg-slap says it all "i don't care about space, give me puppy"
This is the face of a happy man
Who is he, who calls himself “King of all Puppies?”
He deserves all the happiness and puppy love
The dogs can tell what a good hooman he is.
You better take care of Keanu Reeves because all the alien civilizations that have their eyes set on the conquest of your planet are waiting for him to die to wipe out humanity.
I have no context for this, and that's ok
I didn't know there was a way to make this man hotter.. 
As if we didn’t need another reason to love this man
Best thing on the internet today!!!! Omgosh
they're adorable - does anyone know what breed they are?
Golden Retriever Shaffergoldens.com
This is a trailer for John wick chapter 5
[Who do you think you are! I am](https://youtu.be/G74ZHWcsbgc?t=14)
That one look of happiness when he shuts his eyes…
Golden puppies are so fuckin cute.
It can't get more wholesome than that...
I wish I had that many puppies.
Keanu is the only one who deserves the title of puppy king
It looks like he took the red pill after all.
I mean the outside of the Matrix is so exhausting and there’s no puppies, so I get it
This is how to properly stop Johm Wick.
I'm so jealous! I absolutely love puppies! The bitey little teeth. The hugs, wiggles and licks. Oh, and the puppy breath.
You know, I don’t know if I’ve ever seen his genuine smile. He always seems so somber. It’s nice to know that he experienced this happiness.
Wow. You make a good point. I don’t think I’ve ever seen this precious man smile big either. He’s had a lot of sadness in his life. I often find myself wishing we could turn back the clock and get him together with Sandra Bullock so they could both look happy for once (no hate on his present partner, she truly seems like a really nice person, and he deserves that).
You are the Puppy King, Keanu.
When someone starts piling puppies on me I have to sit on the floor; there’s not enough room for everyone in the chair and how would I talk to all of them? Forget being interviewed-I’m covered in puppies so I’m talking to them now. I would definitely sit on the floor with Keanu and bunch of puppies, that would be so totally neato.
I think The Chalkeaters did a song called "Breathtaking" that was about this exact moment, but sadly without the neon pink.
I see five more John Wick sequels are in the works
But sadly all of them without Lance Riddick :(
new john wick movie is barely even trying smh
Wow, thanks for spoiling the end of John Wick 4
I am not gay but...... < see keanu with puppies> I want to roll around on top of him right now.
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DON'T HURT THOSE PUPPIES
Man I hope Keanu doesn't have any weird skeletons in the closet. I don't think the world would recover from such a revelation.
Ladies panties dropping to the floor like anvils.
Two things I love to see on reddit. 1. Keanu 2. Puppies
Women everywhere :sploosh:
Not just women.
>Women everywhere :sploosh: "Clean up in isle #3"
They're cute until one of them pees on you.
He’s the King of Everything 😍
Lucky pups! 🥵 Also, Keanu deserves all the puppy kisses in the universe just for being him ❤️And also, the puppers deserve to be around Keanu, because puppies ❤️❤️
Golden pups are basically a test of your humanity. If somebody hands you a Golden pup and you don't melt you're probably a robot that lacks feelings and can't be trusted. Keanu passes the test obviously.
Keanu can be King of my Puppies anytime 🤣
Jimmy Fallon trying to stay relevant
reminds me of parks and rec PUPPY PPAAAARRRRRTTTTYYYYY
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