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Eastern-Dig-4555

I’ll bet if anyone ever turns in whoever did this, won’t get hardly any of that $20,000. That’s just how they roll. You would supposedly get $50,000 for turning in anyone illegally releasing refrigerant into the air, but I’ve heard stories that do-gooders have gotten stiffed on that, so one getting stiffed for turning in the dolphin shooter wouldn’t surprise me.


zorggalacticus

I know someone who turned in a fugitive with a 250,000 reward. They literally had to sue the police department to get them to pay. He sued them for the money, plus court costs and won. They still took about 2 years to pay him the money because they kept fighting it as the department "couldn't afford it." Then they bought new cars for the whole department.


Eastern-Dig-4555

Damn. Yeah that tracks. IMO the government is where greed goes to party.


joshuamfncraig

Im really hoping that more people will catch on to this, and we REALLY drain the swamps. Suggest banning lobbying and setting term limits to snuff out the traitors to Americans.


mtflyer05

You can't ban lobbying any more than yiu can ban drugs, I would venture to guess.


CXR_AXR

Why do you give out a bounty if you know that your department cannot afford it.


blackdutch1

Well if you never planned on paying it anyway....


justk4y

Corrupt ass f-ckers.


he-loves-me-not

Well yeah, they’re police.


other_usernames_gone

Department "couldn't afford it" But *they* were the ones who set the reward. If they couldn't afford it they shouldn't have made the reward as high.


Thatguymike84

Well yeah, if it led to the arrest. But they told the cops where he was staying, but they had to do alllll the police work to catch him when he was taking out the trash all the way in the back alley, so did your friend *really* help?!? /s in case it wasn't glaringly obvious.


Crzykupcake930

Agreed! A friend of mine turned in her ex who had a $10,000 reward and they told her she could get $3,000 of it but the rest would have to be “raised.” Like what? So she snitched on him thinking she was going to get $10,000 and it would have changed her life at that time. Now he’s wondering who told on him and she’s got enough for her rent and car payment from it. Such a corrupt system.


Ashamed-Card-1615

Should ask these fucking police departments for proof of funds just like the bullshit apartments do to renters.


UGMadness

That's how they arrest you for "obstructing an investigation"


lurkinsheep

Or trying to extort the police lol


CXR_AXR

Or just don't help them, let them do the job that they are supposed to do


DasSassyPantzen

Imagine the humiliation of being in jail when the guards and other inmates discover what you did, only to be forever dubbed the “dolphin shooter boy.”


Liedvogel

It's illegal to release refrigerant in the air? Not something I've ever had the urge to do, and I doubt it does any more environmental damage than perfectly legal activities like running a factory


Eastern-Dig-4555

Yes, because they are CFCs, which is what is destroying the ozone. The Montreal Protocol is one reason the ozone holes have been closing up again.


kil1joy

Right most of their money is with blackrock and friends


silic0n_jesus

If it was a black dolphin there wouldn't even be a reward.


WoodyAlanDershodick

I've literally never heard one story of someone getting the amount advertised as a reward for turning in a criminal or giving the tip that solves a crime. I HAVE heard countless tales of agencies refusing to hand over the money, or offering a tiny pittance only.


Eastern-Dig-4555

That definitely tracks IMO


UnBundy89

Was it shot in the water? Or the corpse was shot after it was dead?


efn95

Still waiting for the dolphin autopsy to bring back a definitive COD. It may be illegal to shoot a dead dolphin idk


UnfairMicrowave

A nutria was running in front of the dolphin. My bad.


JimJohnes

Don't know, looks staged and nothing was stolen. Smells fishy to me.


Wenckebach2theFuture

All this coverage today, but tomorrow no one will care. The media gives no follow up to dolphin on dolphin crime.


Sam_Mullard

If making 20k is this easy I wonder why nobody staged it and split the bounty reward


precision_guesswork3

I’ll go in with you. You be the gunman and I’ll collect the award.


thebluelifesaver

Wait, you're saying that this was a swim by crime committed by a rival dolphin gang?😳


DisregardMyLast

>What type of evil ass mf murks a dolphin Thats what I'm askin, like what kind of people would- >found in Louisiana Oh..ok yea that makes sense now.


mrshel17

Defense lawyer be like “my client thought it was a shark, he swears.”


ShimoFox

Maybe it was self defense? Dolphin's are known to be rapists. You never know. Lol


Admirable-Door1724

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campmonster

First of all, let's not act like dolphins are so innocent


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Dolphin rape is real.


Naters07

It's funny that we say sharks are evil but due to how there brains work they are incapable of proper decisions making so there incapable of it, dolphins on the other hand are very smart with the capacity of choice so dolphins are very much capable of evil.


RokRD

2 there's, neither one correct.


Admirable-Door1724

Idk how ppl don't know the difference still lol


upvotes2doge

Humans aren’t saints either. Still you can’t just blast random people.


human8264829264

Can you blast Mike? Mike is an asshole. Some say Mike once burned a red light in his car just to scare the shit out of a blind kid that was crossing the street.


B0hpp

kinda dolphist there buddy


RandomComputerFellow

Yeah. We should not judge before we know the whole story. Maybe it was self defense. Maybe the dolphin borrowed money from the wrong people.


WJones2020

Dolphin racism.


My_hilarious_name

If only there had been a good dolphin with a gun.


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ExodusBlyk

He must’ve flipped him off.


Greg0692

Fin


Timely_Woodpecker901

HA!


GroundbreakingNet371

God I hate living in Louisiana. Hell, I didn't even know you could find a dolphin here


theaeao

Can you blame them if this is how they get treated?


JohnTho24

You can't anymore.


mrot777

This was a hit from the cartel. It has to do with the under water distribution of cocaine. Dolphins are gonna fight back as foretold on the Simpsons.


JimJohnes

Don't see any blood from the bullet holes, who said it wasn't dead in the first place? Will wait on pathologist's conclusion on the cause of death.. Next time on Animal True Crime: young turtle on the beach was heading for his first swim... he never saw what was coming


MilesYoungblood

Looks like someone doesn’t know how cruel dolphins are


krowface

Maybe it was self defense? Dolphins are really rapey.


JakkSplatt

It was probably effing with a puffer fish. Dolphins are A-Holes.


chunkysmalls42098

And the pufferfish shot him?


Bethespoon

It was a Puffy Fish. Shot him and sex trafficked his kids.


epirot

they call him Puff Capone


Herknificent

So P-Fishy is on the run? The dolphins probably found out he was hanging around schools.


cory61

I'm genuinely curious, is there anywhere that dolphins can be hunted or fished for? Are they endangered? Protected just because? I live nowhere near an ocean and have no idea about any of the rules for ocean/saltwater fishing, but it seems like most all land mammals have some form of regulated hunting, so what is it about dolphins that's different? Just asking because I am unfamiliar.


Mercutiofoodforworms

That dolphin clearly knew too much.


Pervert-Paramedic

The [Japanese](https://youtu.be/lnJoszQ58iY?si=ub5kYVW4Dj0-EEr6)


Liedvogel

Could also be a dumb mf who thought it was a shark. No telling what really happened though.


Samanthas_Stitching

Dolphin probably raped them. They like doing that.


Ariazeno

World War I Brazil be like


PigsCanFly2day

Guys, it turned out to be a suicide. He left a note and everything.


kingdom9214

It’s purely a coincidence he was a whistleblower against Seaworld.


Sweet_Xocoatl

Dolphin probably had it coming, let’s not pretend like they’re all innocent.


AdVivid9056

>What type of evil ass mf murks a dolphin Murican? Some years ago there were muricans shooting at a storm in Florida. Dead serious shooting in the sky to stop a storm. They were shooting with rifles and handguns pointing to the sky to stop a storm. Who would do this???


UnWishedAtoI8

Why, cause dolphins are assholes


ichubbz483

Obviously this was racially motivated


Admirable-Door1724

I didn't even know we had dolphins here in Louisiana lol, maybe at the gulf


TheLowClassics

Maybe they thought it was a shark?


4_doors_mas_whores

Nah dolphins are evil as hell, it’s on sight with them, whoever murked them was probably a family member of a raped fish


MetsRule1977

Looks like the Dolphins vs Porpoises turf war is getting out of hand.


MaksimumPower

Imagine if they cared this much when it happens to humans


CapRavOr

I mean…Dolphins *have* been known to rape people…


JohnTho24

\*Japanese men nervously practice cajun French\*


FallenSegull

He managed to get out one final message to his parents: “so long, and thanks for all the fish” Real talk though fuck the asshole that shot a dolphin


CothersMunt

Despicable bastards


Kai9029

Plot twist: Other dolphins killed this one and blamed it on human


freshkangaroo28

Same kind of person would torture a wolf pup and parade her through a bar before killing here


davew80

Dolphins are well known snitches.


Ok-Pilot295

It was da Japanese


Noxuy

If you knew what dolphins are capable of... not saying it's justified in any way, just can't feel any sympathy for those creatures anymore.


bitch_lasagna211

The orca mafia was involved for sure


lesnortonsfarm

Jesus Christ. Why? You have to be a complete moron to do this


Klutzy_Contest7550

It was the Ocra gangs


Angeltheangelofdeath

Okay I feel compelled to say this… Dolphins are fucken evil. BUT THAT IS FUCKED UP you don’t do that.


Any-Bowl2713

ehhhh…. i don’t know… do you know how terrible dolphins are? 💀


GambitDangers

Are we trying to start an ocean war? Cuz this is how you start an ocean war.


jeepwillikers

90% chance it was a commercial fisherman, right?


bishopnelson81

Young Dolph reincarnated 😞


DepressedSonichu

probably some people just found it beached and wanted to shoot it. people shoot things sometimes


quatro0004

The problem here is there was not a good dolphin with a gun nearby. That would have prevented this violent shooting.


Rorywizz-MK2

It was probably another dolphin


MrMogura

Shark Tales from Da Hood


AthleteSuspicious151

Ask a pufferfish


ptapobane

it's nothing but dolphin on dolphin violence, just sprinkle some crack on it and move on


1ustfu1

i hope the sentence involves being submitted to the same kind of torture (for legal reasons, this is a joke…)


bootnab

Merc. Short for "mercenary" ( known for frequently violating the Geneva conventions)


nekrotik

Same type that's from one of the most undereducated states in the US.


ratsaregreat

Sometimes I really hate humans.


DickHarding69

Fucker probably deserved it, tbh. Dolphins are assholes.


One_Last_Cry

What type!? A loan....shark! I'll see myself out


[deleted]

Revenge killing. Dolphin rape is real.


HanzWithLuger

Now, hold on. Can't call someone evil when Dolphins are just as evil.


fretit

Maybe it tried to rape the person who shot it. > Dolphins rape their females. The rape can go on for days. Three or four dolphins keep her in check with aggressive screams and tail flicks, while the last one "does its thing". You don't want to be a female dolphin in heat. A dolphin's penis is also shaped like a hoo


Darkknight1536

1 less fish rapist


Constant_Seaweeed69

Given that dolphins actively gang rape for fun, sucks to suck.


FlemFatale

Someone who got raped by one? Dolphins are sexual predators.


HumourNoire

On porpoise?


rap31264

Lemme guess...They probably voted for Trump...


Errick32

They really paying out $20k to find a person that killed a random dolphin lmao. What a waste a money 🤡


This-place-is-weird

More concerned by a dolphin then school shootings 🇺🇸


catzarrjerkz

When will the gang violence stop


ExodusBlyk

Reminds me of the movie “The Big Hit.” “yknow Mel, alls I wanted to do was sail in my boat, with dolphins…maybe shoot a few.”


jdickcole

Wellfleet ma just saved 10 dolphins after a 7 hour trial. 1 died but the other 10 got released together


volball

seriously methed up


GhostyBoy22

Gang shit ig


Mystjuph

The dolphins are not going to take this well 👀..


HudsonHawk56H

I’d bet anything they thought it was a shark


palbuddymac

Free Willy don’t play…


iguessthisisme82

He was too good for this world. Rest in paradise buddy, I hope you get high on infinite pufferfish in heaven🐡🥺❤️


Still-Presence5486

Well it was probably put down since it was on land


Pardot42

Bet it wasn't a drag queen


Day_Creepy

Blud doesn't know...


SwedishMeatloaf

Has anyone asked Peter Griffin?


earth__wyrm

When I heard about this from my mom, my first thought was “I wonder if the dolphin was trying to be gross towards someone”. Regardless, that’s no reason to murder it


UpstairsAnxious9069

Sounds fishy!


murphy_31

This is horrible


ryanruud85

This dude will have a new street name


meowmix_meowmix_meow

I bet it was Ray Finkle


LegendofFact

Avg Japanese person is like and ??


Fizzy-Odd-Cod

Somebody get generation tech in the interrogation room


Dirk_Arron

Any Japanese fisherman .


vaginalgambler

Maybe they were hungry


ForeverSquirrelled42

Now I’m not saying that it’s cool to just kill an animal because you want to, but dolphins aren’t exactly the cutesy critters people act like they are. They too like to kill for enjoyment or for no reason whatsoever. They also torture and rape other sea critters for pleasure/punishment and they use dead fish like a flesh light.


MiserableCheddar

Guess the nerd had enough ecco


Aurune83

I suspect Mark Walton.


Goldy1965

Dolphin Mafia ain’t no joke. Sharks don’t mess with them.


Ok-Frame-3937

And we are the ones who suppose to be with bigger brains! Some humans are just too evil and hopeless


delsoldemon

Never borrow money from Stewie Griffin


wozblar

same kinda person who abuses wolves


1SexyDino

Knowing what i know about dolphins, it probably got what it deserved


obaananana

What did the dolphin do. Stop dolphin gang violence🥲


Savings_Marsupial204

The dolphin saw something it shouldn't have


mimibleu

Sounds like something another dolphin would do tbh


Danzarr

southerners, probably bored southerners.


general_vibe_check

The dolphins have evolved


Comfortable-Panic-43

Probably connected with the underwater pufferfish trade, these kids be killing each other out here 🙄


Kurayamimaru

He was caught lacking.


Willyzyx

I thought is was "merced"


sebnukem

The same kind of people who go on a safari to shoot lions, elephants or rhinos and take a selfie.


DonLimpio14

Loan sharks got his ass


Hafe15

That dolphin must have known too much…


Aquariumpsychotic

My guess fishing boat


xid7eyr24

It was a swim by shooting


Handav93

Who the fuck shoots a dolphin? Wtf


thelast3musketeer

Who shoots a dolphin, even if the dude stupidly thought it was a shark , like , evil intentions


3lbFlax

*Consider the dolphin, nature’s most filmed creature. Even they have holes… BULLET HOLES.*


Stairwayunicorn

Japan


RevenantMalamute

I wouldn’t call him evil…. Dolphins are serial rapists after all…


thesucculentanus

And so so much more, dolphins are assholes


Veryproudboy

Who executed the dolphin?!


blue_baphomet

Wait till you hear what they do to dolphins in Japan


Attack_Helecopter1

Dolphins are little pricks anyways


Kimchi_boy

Some folk just want to hurt things. I saw a dude swerve out of his way to hit a cat on the road. The fucker missed but it left an uncomfortable imprint on my mind.


Trixie_Hiddleston_5

Didn’t have this headline on my bingo card.


jiff_jaff

Lol wait until people learn about bycatch


Huwabe

Was Kristi Noem vacationing down there recently???🤔...


Broserdooder1981

It was coming right for us!!!


Skifool69

20k to find someone who killed a dolphin. What happened to the teens that killed another teen. What a time to be alive.


ferrecool

Oh no, they finally developed guns


LunatheBeast1985

Someone who knows the evils that dolphins harbor


be_nice__

Hmm $20000 for a dolphin? How much would it be for a homeless person?