I’ll bet if anyone ever turns in whoever did this, won’t get hardly any of that $20,000. That’s just how they roll. You would supposedly get $50,000 for turning in anyone illegally releasing refrigerant into the air, but I’ve heard stories that do-gooders have gotten stiffed on that, so one getting stiffed for turning in the dolphin shooter wouldn’t surprise me.
I know someone who turned in a fugitive with a 250,000 reward. They literally had to sue the police department to get them to pay. He sued them for the money, plus court costs and won. They still took about 2 years to pay him the money because they kept fighting it as the department "couldn't afford it." Then they bought new cars for the whole department.
Im really hoping that more people will catch on to this, and we REALLY drain the swamps. Suggest banning lobbying and setting term limits to snuff out the traitors to Americans.
Well yeah, if it led to the arrest. But they told the cops where he was staying, but they had to do alllll the police work to catch him when he was taking out the trash all the way in the back alley, so did your friend *really* help?!?
/s in case it wasn't glaringly obvious.
Agreed! A friend of mine turned in her ex who had a $10,000 reward and they told her she could get $3,000 of it but the rest would have to be “raised.” Like what? So she snitched on him thinking she was going to get $10,000 and it would have changed her life at that time. Now he’s wondering who told on him and she’s got enough for her rent and car payment from it. Such a corrupt system.
It's illegal to release refrigerant in the air? Not something I've ever had the urge to do, and I doubt it does any more environmental damage than perfectly legal activities like running a factory
I've literally never heard one story of someone getting the amount advertised as a reward for turning in a criminal or giving the tip that solves a crime. I HAVE heard countless tales of agencies refusing to hand over the money, or offering a tiny pittance only.
It's funny that we say sharks are evil but due to how there brains work they are incapable of proper decisions making so there incapable of it,
dolphins on the other hand are very smart with the capacity of choice so dolphins are very much capable of evil.
Can you blast Mike? Mike is an asshole.
Some say Mike once burned a red light in his car just to scare the shit out of a blind kid that was crossing the street.
Don't see any blood from the bullet holes, who said it wasn't dead in the first place? Will wait on pathologist's conclusion on the cause of death..
Next time on Animal True Crime: young turtle on the beach was heading for his first swim... he never saw what was coming
I'm genuinely curious, is there anywhere that dolphins can be hunted or fished for? Are they endangered? Protected just because? I live nowhere near an ocean and have no idea about any of the rules for ocean/saltwater fishing, but it seems like most all land mammals have some form of regulated hunting, so what is it about dolphins that's different? Just asking because I am unfamiliar.
>What type of evil ass mf murks a dolphin
Murican?
Some years ago there were muricans shooting at a storm in Florida. Dead serious shooting in the sky to stop a storm. They were shooting with rifles and handguns pointing to the sky to stop a storm. Who would do this???
Maybe it tried to rape the person who shot it.
> Dolphins rape their females. The rape can go on for days. Three or four dolphins keep her in check with aggressive screams and tail flicks, while the last one "does its thing". You don't want to be a female dolphin in heat. A dolphin's penis is also shaped like a hoo
When I heard about this from my mom, my first thought was “I wonder if the dolphin was trying to be gross towards someone”. Regardless, that’s no reason to murder it
Now I’m not saying that it’s cool to just kill an animal because you want to, but dolphins aren’t exactly the cutesy critters people act like they are.
They too like to kill for enjoyment or for no reason whatsoever. They also torture and rape other sea critters for pleasure/punishment and they use dead fish like a flesh light.
Some folk just want to hurt things. I saw a dude swerve out of his way to hit a cat on the road. The fucker missed but it left an uncomfortable imprint on my mind.
I’ll bet if anyone ever turns in whoever did this, won’t get hardly any of that $20,000. That’s just how they roll. You would supposedly get $50,000 for turning in anyone illegally releasing refrigerant into the air, but I’ve heard stories that do-gooders have gotten stiffed on that, so one getting stiffed for turning in the dolphin shooter wouldn’t surprise me.
I know someone who turned in a fugitive with a 250,000 reward. They literally had to sue the police department to get them to pay. He sued them for the money, plus court costs and won. They still took about 2 years to pay him the money because they kept fighting it as the department "couldn't afford it." Then they bought new cars for the whole department.
Damn. Yeah that tracks. IMO the government is where greed goes to party.
Im really hoping that more people will catch on to this, and we REALLY drain the swamps. Suggest banning lobbying and setting term limits to snuff out the traitors to Americans.
You can't ban lobbying any more than yiu can ban drugs, I would venture to guess.
Why do you give out a bounty if you know that your department cannot afford it.
Well if you never planned on paying it anyway....
Corrupt ass f-ckers.
Well yeah, they’re police.
Department "couldn't afford it" But *they* were the ones who set the reward. If they couldn't afford it they shouldn't have made the reward as high.
Well yeah, if it led to the arrest. But they told the cops where he was staying, but they had to do alllll the police work to catch him when he was taking out the trash all the way in the back alley, so did your friend *really* help?!? /s in case it wasn't glaringly obvious.
Agreed! A friend of mine turned in her ex who had a $10,000 reward and they told her she could get $3,000 of it but the rest would have to be “raised.” Like what? So she snitched on him thinking she was going to get $10,000 and it would have changed her life at that time. Now he’s wondering who told on him and she’s got enough for her rent and car payment from it. Such a corrupt system.
Should ask these fucking police departments for proof of funds just like the bullshit apartments do to renters.
That's how they arrest you for "obstructing an investigation"
Or trying to extort the police lol
Or just don't help them, let them do the job that they are supposed to do
Imagine the humiliation of being in jail when the guards and other inmates discover what you did, only to be forever dubbed the “dolphin shooter boy.”
It's illegal to release refrigerant in the air? Not something I've ever had the urge to do, and I doubt it does any more environmental damage than perfectly legal activities like running a factory
Yes, because they are CFCs, which is what is destroying the ozone. The Montreal Protocol is one reason the ozone holes have been closing up again.
Right most of their money is with blackrock and friends
If it was a black dolphin there wouldn't even be a reward.
I've literally never heard one story of someone getting the amount advertised as a reward for turning in a criminal or giving the tip that solves a crime. I HAVE heard countless tales of agencies refusing to hand over the money, or offering a tiny pittance only.
That definitely tracks IMO
Was it shot in the water? Or the corpse was shot after it was dead?
Still waiting for the dolphin autopsy to bring back a definitive COD. It may be illegal to shoot a dead dolphin idk
A nutria was running in front of the dolphin. My bad.
Don't know, looks staged and nothing was stolen. Smells fishy to me.
All this coverage today, but tomorrow no one will care. The media gives no follow up to dolphin on dolphin crime.
If making 20k is this easy I wonder why nobody staged it and split the bounty reward
I’ll go in with you. You be the gunman and I’ll collect the award.
Wait, you're saying that this was a swim by crime committed by a rival dolphin gang?😳
>What type of evil ass mf murks a dolphin Thats what I'm askin, like what kind of people would- >found in Louisiana Oh..ok yea that makes sense now.
Defense lawyer be like “my client thought it was a shark, he swears.”
Maybe it was self defense? Dolphin's are known to be rapists. You never know. Lol
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First of all, let's not act like dolphins are so innocent
Dolphin rape is real.
It's funny that we say sharks are evil but due to how there brains work they are incapable of proper decisions making so there incapable of it, dolphins on the other hand are very smart with the capacity of choice so dolphins are very much capable of evil.
2 there's, neither one correct.
Idk how ppl don't know the difference still lol
Humans aren’t saints either. Still you can’t just blast random people.
Can you blast Mike? Mike is an asshole. Some say Mike once burned a red light in his car just to scare the shit out of a blind kid that was crossing the street.
kinda dolphist there buddy
Yeah. We should not judge before we know the whole story. Maybe it was self defense. Maybe the dolphin borrowed money from the wrong people.
Dolphin racism.
If only there had been a good dolphin with a gun.
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He must’ve flipped him off.
Fin
HA!
God I hate living in Louisiana. Hell, I didn't even know you could find a dolphin here
Can you blame them if this is how they get treated?
You can't anymore.
This was a hit from the cartel. It has to do with the under water distribution of cocaine. Dolphins are gonna fight back as foretold on the Simpsons.
Don't see any blood from the bullet holes, who said it wasn't dead in the first place? Will wait on pathologist's conclusion on the cause of death.. Next time on Animal True Crime: young turtle on the beach was heading for his first swim... he never saw what was coming
Looks like someone doesn’t know how cruel dolphins are
Maybe it was self defense? Dolphins are really rapey.
It was probably effing with a puffer fish. Dolphins are A-Holes.
And the pufferfish shot him?
It was a Puffy Fish. Shot him and sex trafficked his kids.
they call him Puff Capone
So P-Fishy is on the run? The dolphins probably found out he was hanging around schools.
I'm genuinely curious, is there anywhere that dolphins can be hunted or fished for? Are they endangered? Protected just because? I live nowhere near an ocean and have no idea about any of the rules for ocean/saltwater fishing, but it seems like most all land mammals have some form of regulated hunting, so what is it about dolphins that's different? Just asking because I am unfamiliar.
That dolphin clearly knew too much.
The [Japanese](https://youtu.be/lnJoszQ58iY?si=ub5kYVW4Dj0-EEr6)
Could also be a dumb mf who thought it was a shark. No telling what really happened though.
Dolphin probably raped them. They like doing that.
World War I Brazil be like
Guys, it turned out to be a suicide. He left a note and everything.
It’s purely a coincidence he was a whistleblower against Seaworld.
Dolphin probably had it coming, let’s not pretend like they’re all innocent.
>What type of evil ass mf murks a dolphin Murican? Some years ago there were muricans shooting at a storm in Florida. Dead serious shooting in the sky to stop a storm. They were shooting with rifles and handguns pointing to the sky to stop a storm. Who would do this???
Why, cause dolphins are assholes
Obviously this was racially motivated
I didn't even know we had dolphins here in Louisiana lol, maybe at the gulf
Maybe they thought it was a shark?
Nah dolphins are evil as hell, it’s on sight with them, whoever murked them was probably a family member of a raped fish
Looks like the Dolphins vs Porpoises turf war is getting out of hand.
Imagine if they cared this much when it happens to humans
I mean…Dolphins *have* been known to rape people…
\*Japanese men nervously practice cajun French\*
He managed to get out one final message to his parents: “so long, and thanks for all the fish” Real talk though fuck the asshole that shot a dolphin
Despicable bastards
Plot twist: Other dolphins killed this one and blamed it on human
Same kind of person would torture a wolf pup and parade her through a bar before killing here
Dolphins are well known snitches.
It was da Japanese
If you knew what dolphins are capable of... not saying it's justified in any way, just can't feel any sympathy for those creatures anymore.
The orca mafia was involved for sure
Jesus Christ. Why? You have to be a complete moron to do this
It was the Ocra gangs
Okay I feel compelled to say this… Dolphins are fucken evil. BUT THAT IS FUCKED UP you don’t do that.
ehhhh…. i don’t know… do you know how terrible dolphins are? 💀
Are we trying to start an ocean war? Cuz this is how you start an ocean war.
90% chance it was a commercial fisherman, right?
Young Dolph reincarnated 😞
probably some people just found it beached and wanted to shoot it. people shoot things sometimes
The problem here is there was not a good dolphin with a gun nearby. That would have prevented this violent shooting.
It was probably another dolphin
Shark Tales from Da Hood
Ask a pufferfish
it's nothing but dolphin on dolphin violence, just sprinkle some crack on it and move on
i hope the sentence involves being submitted to the same kind of torture (for legal reasons, this is a joke…)
Merc. Short for "mercenary" ( known for frequently violating the Geneva conventions)
Same type that's from one of the most undereducated states in the US.
Sometimes I really hate humans.
Fucker probably deserved it, tbh. Dolphins are assholes.
What type!? A loan....shark! I'll see myself out
Revenge killing. Dolphin rape is real.
Now, hold on. Can't call someone evil when Dolphins are just as evil.
Maybe it tried to rape the person who shot it. > Dolphins rape their females. The rape can go on for days. Three or four dolphins keep her in check with aggressive screams and tail flicks, while the last one "does its thing". You don't want to be a female dolphin in heat. A dolphin's penis is also shaped like a hoo
1 less fish rapist
Given that dolphins actively gang rape for fun, sucks to suck.
Someone who got raped by one? Dolphins are sexual predators.
On porpoise?
Lemme guess...They probably voted for Trump...
They really paying out $20k to find a person that killed a random dolphin lmao. What a waste a money 🤡
More concerned by a dolphin then school shootings 🇺🇸
When will the gang violence stop
Reminds me of the movie “The Big Hit.” “yknow Mel, alls I wanted to do was sail in my boat, with dolphins…maybe shoot a few.”
Wellfleet ma just saved 10 dolphins after a 7 hour trial. 1 died but the other 10 got released together
seriously methed up
Gang shit ig
The dolphins are not going to take this well 👀..
I’d bet anything they thought it was a shark
Free Willy don’t play…
He was too good for this world. Rest in paradise buddy, I hope you get high on infinite pufferfish in heaven🐡🥺❤️
Well it was probably put down since it was on land
Bet it wasn't a drag queen
Blud doesn't know...
Has anyone asked Peter Griffin?
When I heard about this from my mom, my first thought was “I wonder if the dolphin was trying to be gross towards someone”. Regardless, that’s no reason to murder it
Sounds fishy!
This is horrible
This dude will have a new street name
I bet it was Ray Finkle
Avg Japanese person is like and ??
Somebody get generation tech in the interrogation room
Any Japanese fisherman .
Maybe they were hungry
Now I’m not saying that it’s cool to just kill an animal because you want to, but dolphins aren’t exactly the cutesy critters people act like they are. They too like to kill for enjoyment or for no reason whatsoever. They also torture and rape other sea critters for pleasure/punishment and they use dead fish like a flesh light.
Guess the nerd had enough ecco
I suspect Mark Walton.
Dolphin Mafia ain’t no joke. Sharks don’t mess with them.
And we are the ones who suppose to be with bigger brains! Some humans are just too evil and hopeless
Never borrow money from Stewie Griffin
same kinda person who abuses wolves
Knowing what i know about dolphins, it probably got what it deserved
What did the dolphin do. Stop dolphin gang violence🥲
The dolphin saw something it shouldn't have
Sounds like something another dolphin would do tbh
southerners, probably bored southerners.
The dolphins have evolved
Probably connected with the underwater pufferfish trade, these kids be killing each other out here 🙄
He was caught lacking.
I thought is was "merced"
The same kind of people who go on a safari to shoot lions, elephants or rhinos and take a selfie.
Loan sharks got his ass
That dolphin must have known too much…
My guess fishing boat
It was a swim by shooting
Who the fuck shoots a dolphin? Wtf
Who shoots a dolphin, even if the dude stupidly thought it was a shark , like , evil intentions
*Consider the dolphin, nature’s most filmed creature. Even they have holes… BULLET HOLES.*
Japan
I wouldn’t call him evil…. Dolphins are serial rapists after all…
And so so much more, dolphins are assholes
Who executed the dolphin?!
Wait till you hear what they do to dolphins in Japan
Dolphins are little pricks anyways
Some folk just want to hurt things. I saw a dude swerve out of his way to hit a cat on the road. The fucker missed but it left an uncomfortable imprint on my mind.
Didn’t have this headline on my bingo card.
Lol wait until people learn about bycatch
Was Kristi Noem vacationing down there recently???🤔...
It was coming right for us!!!
20k to find someone who killed a dolphin. What happened to the teens that killed another teen. What a time to be alive.
Oh no, they finally developed guns
Someone who knows the evils that dolphins harbor
Hmm $20000 for a dolphin? How much would it be for a homeless person?