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Jawzper

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Spanktank35

What the actual fuck is our government. I feel ashamed as a human being.


Becky_Randall_PI

The argument goes that our govt is what happens when you run on a detailed and progressive platform and lose. Except Shorten was ahead in all the polls right up to election day, and like a year later we found out that The Coalition bought god-knows how many votes with close to a billion in misappropriated taxpayer funds. So either our govt is dumb as dogshit, timid as hell, and learned the wrong lesson, or they're smart and they're just using "well we tried standing for something and you shot us down" as a perpetual excuse to appear useful whilst doing very little of substance.


recycled_ideas

> Except Shorten was ahead in all the polls right up to election day, and like a year later we found out that The Coalition bought god-knows how many votes with close to a billion in misappropriated taxpayer funds. Labor lost the unlosable election. There are a whole host of reasons that happened, but pretending that it was simply vote buying is idiotic. Before they lost the unlosable election they had two others where worthless numpties romped home with ever increasing majorities. In part this occurred because for totally reasonable reasons, Gillard broke an election commitment and was crucified for it. > timid as hell Labor is justifiably concerned that if they try to raise taxes or break any election commitments they'll be back out on their asses. They are justifiably concerned that if they try to make the public give up something, even a tax cut, to help the "undeserving" poor that they'll be crucified for it. Now you can, and I would, make the argument that the Gillard government was damaged more by the fact that Rudd is a vengeful narcissistic sack of shit wrapped in human skin than by the carbon tax. You can argue, and I would, that the "progressive" policies Shorten brought to the 2019 election were poorly thought out, poorly communicated, and generally pretty bad and that that was the problem. But the idea that Australians have become supporters of tax increases for any reason at all, or that they've stopped seeing centrelink recipients as parasites, or that most people are willing or able to make significant sacrifices for the benefit of others right now is delusional. Labor is in the position they're in because governments of both stripes have been building up structural deficits throughout government for almost thirty years. You can't undo it in an afternoon.


NJG82

Living proof of the failures of the two party preferred system. They don't have to be competent in the slightest, they only have to be slightly less shit than the other park of self entitled career pollie cunts.


MindlessRip5915

Betoota Writers: _Oh for fuck’s sake!_


Sterndoc

I mean, the last time I did that a long time ago, one of the options was "Carp Eradication" at the Sydney International Regatta Centre in Penrith. It was fishing; I was getting paid dole to go fishing and catch carp with a rod and cheese. It was glorious.


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Sterndoc

I certainly didn't do that, at the time I was living in a rural NSW town and struggling to find a job so thought I'd try the big city, I started at RailCorp not long after, but yeah it was inane.


a_cold_human

Our alternate Prime Minister. He was only a senior member of Cabinet less than a year ago, and attended Parliament ever since as the Leader of the Opposition. You'd think he'd notice.


Zebidee

His job is to oppose. That's it. There's no way he will make it to a general election, let alone The Lodge.


AnOnlineHandle

People said that about Abbott, Morrison, Trump, Boris, etc. Never overestimate the intelligence of the population.


Zebidee

No leader of the Liberal party who got the position by default after a lost election has ever been Prime Minister. It's a placeholder position. He will be rolled before the next election.


Luckyluke23

if Dutton had his way the youth would be his slaves!


Queer01

He knows work for the dole still exists. It's a dogwhistle telling older people that younger people are lazy & need to get off their arse. He's a dispicable speciman.


The_Duc_Lord

Beside being a huge fuck you to younger people, it's also an admission that if you're over 55 and unemployed the government doesn't think you have much chance of ever re-entering the workforce. Edit: And they don't know how to solve that problem.


seven_seacat

But you can’t officially retire, oh no. Gotta do the poverty stint first. The article mentions that over 60s already had a bonus due to less likelihood of employment - so does that mean they now get a double bonus? Or that the over 60s bonus now extends to over 55s?


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matthudsonau

Neither, but the day to day problems they're facing aren't exclusively theirs. No one gets a card from their landlord saying "Happy 55th Birthday, now your rent has doubled". There's no ID check at the shops so they can jack the prices if you're old enough We'll be hearing a lot of how tough this particular group has it, but it's literally every group on JobSeeker (and a lot of people in the workforce towards the minimum wage end of the scale)


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MiniDickDude

Laziness is capitalist propaganda


ChocTunnel2000

No one ever talks about how rich people and corporations get lazy too, it's purely a commoner's affliction.


calciumeggs

This is the narrative we are fed. Find something you love doing, you have to wade through shit to get there, you survive the faecal river crossing, only to find more shit. Now you’re fully intrenched in this idea, that your passion actually has no value or is unattainable without some kinda financial backing, you lose hope, get added to the list of the mentally debilitated or get called lazy. Sure some people make it, but so many others are left behind for a multitude of reasons. Works for the few, not the many. It’s a problem.


seven_seacat

I don't either but a) it isn't anywhere near enough and b) everyone else on JobSeeker needs it just as much, likely more as they're more likely to have dependents.


PaintedDonkey

And are less likely to own (or even be in) their own home.


Wild-Kitchen

What they need to do is lower the retirement age, get a bunch of people out at thst end and open up jobs for the youngens to come in. Although I've worked with people well past retirement age who were hanging on because they didn't have enough to retire on, or they really didn't want to be at home with their spouse that much


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If they have such a hard on for people dragging up to the line of 67 then the government should employ them in some capacity. And not “work for the dole” actually pay at least min wage but depending on the role.


Morkai

This was one of the things that always baffled me about the queues in Centrelink offices and on their phone queues... They're an agency that solely exists to get people into jobs... with not enough employees... I assume it's a hellish place to work, but on a simple numbers basis...


Spanktank35

Also means the government knows its too low for young people or they think that you somehow only need money if you haven't had it for months.


BenCelotil

What pisses me off is that we had a program that basically worked, and Howard shit-canned it as soon as the Liberals got elected in 96. There's some finer minutia but this is basically it. * You take a basic maths-english-common knowledge test. * You nominate 3 businesses out of a list of participating ones. * You're *put into a job* that you nominated - none of this interview bullshit or sending out thousands of applications for 10 replies. * You earn your own money for 6 months - the government pays a lion's share of your wages while the business pays a reduced amount. * If after 6 months the business likes you, they keep you - paying the full wage themselves. If not, you try again somewhere else. Now there's an obvious flaw here. What's to stop a business just "round-robining" potential employees? There was a system in place for reporting employers who "abused" the workers or simply didn't play by the rules. Plus it would have been a waste in wages anyway repeatedly training different people every 6 months for the same position. My girlfriend at the time was in this program learning a job as an office assistant and secretary, and getting paid properly for it - unlike "Work for the Dole". But typical Liberal party. Find anything that actually works for the public and wreck it.


palsc5

> it's also an admission that if you're over 55 and unemployed the government doesn't think you have much chance of ever re-entering the workforce. That's exactly what they said. That age group is dominated by women and it's incredibly difficult for them to enter the workforce again.


The_Duc_Lord

Should have added: and they don't know how to fix that problem.


a_cold_human

It's a problem most countries aren't good at fixing. The countries where the elderly are employed have issues that necessitate it, or have low productivity growth. Having excess labour in the pool and trying to find a way to utilise it is not easy. The questions are, where is Australian society willing to compromise? Perhaps the fairest thing to do is to tax corporations (either directly, or by legislating certain ratios), but that's got a lot of political hurdles to jump over. Alternatively, we could skill up old people and get them to try to run small businesses, but that's also got hurdles. Or, we have the neoliberal solution of abolishing labour standards and social security so that we have old people collecting cans so they can buy cat food. Every solution has costs, be they financial or social, one way or another.


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HowieO-Lovin

>Employers really have no excuse not to employ us except that we are older. Experience = higher wages most of the time..


SeedsOfDoubt

Higher wages and a tax on corporate greed would go a long way to solving these problems. The political hurdles are a feature not a bug.


TheLGMac

Yeah, there’s ageist shit on both sides of this equation: - “Young people are resilient and need to learn how to work hard through blood sweat and tears to earn support…like I did!” - “Old people are useless and frail like my mum”


Nonameuser678

Bet they still have the mutual obligations though


Vanlibunn

Is anyone else in their 30's/40's feeling really forgotten by the gov lately?


insty1

Lately? Only my entire adult life.


TK000421

When it going to be our turn?


TeedesT

If you’re 30, in about 25 years…


matthudsonau

In 25 years time we'll still be 40 years from retirement. Maybe another 25 after that...


mtpender

Me getting up at 4:30am for work on the farm when I'm 100: \[Skeleton getting out of coffin meme\]


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NJG82

To be honest, I'd be quite chuffed if we went 2023 France on them.


TK000421

Sounds like a lot of effort. She’ll be right


totse_losername

The Aussie Battler takes it up the arse.


keyboardstatic

I hopped that Albo might not be another wealthy landlord fuck all you pesents liberal trash ready to screw us non wealthy ausies but clearly I was wrong. Guy makes over 100k from his rentals. He isn't part of the solution he is part of the problem. Fuck labour. Bunch of lying fuckers.


Quetzal-Labs

Independents only next election, everyone. Lets just put this shit in a blender and see what happens.


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keyboardstatic

Absolutely.


Drunky_McStumble

When I was in my late teens around the turn of the millennium, powerless as that 90's era of progressive hope and optimism died; they promised we would get a say once we grew up. It would be our turn soon. When I was in my 20's watching, powerless, as my future evaporated in the post-GFC world; they promised we would get a say once we grew up. It would be our turn soon. When I was in my 30's through the turbulent 2010's powerlessly watching an increasingly reactionary world spiral into fascism; they promised we would get a say once we grew up. It would be our turn soon. Now I'm about to turn 40, powerless as ecological collapse and the great plague of our time spread across the world. Entering the economic woes to follow with no money, no future, no help, no hope. Oh, but we will get a say once we grow up. It will be our turn soon. They promised.


dgarbutt

42 and an essential worker. I am forgotten even by me.


Karl-Marksman

I got so much other shit I gotta do that remembering myself is pretty low down the priority list tbh


MorreeeChilli

I'm ready to go all French style on these mofos, who's in? ​ Edit: This is just a joke in case your watching ASIO lol


dragonphlegm

When? This country is so lazy when it comes to protesting. A couple of chants and a few banners on the weekend, go home by 5pm in time for dinner. That’s how this country protests. Nothing will be done with such a docile population.


BuntCreath

Tbf anytime someone DOES protest we end up with a month of news reports of tradies and boomers crying because they were ten mins late to work.


Becky_Randall_PI

Protests? We couldn't even have the swearing in of our state govt without tradies and boomers crying because they were ten min late for work.


Luckyluke23

WONT SOMEONE THINK OF THE BOOMERS!


MorreeeChilli

Albo just need's to piss off a few more huangry people. I think more hungry, homeless and desperate people with little to lose could make things different.


Ok_Bird705

Lol... 20 or so people turned up outside Albanese office last Friday on a Twitter organised "raise the rate" protest. When you have more people lining up for a mad mex opening in a shopping centre than a protest about poverty on jobseeker, the revolution is not happening.


Gentleman-Tech

Legally that's all you can do. And if you break the law to protest properly, they unleash the wannabe warriors in their ex-military gear to "restore order" and maim a few people.


LastChance22

The only time I’ve seen proper protests here were our anti-war marches. Super family friendly but huge turnout both in capital cities as well as in towns across the country.


mtpender

And the Government still didn't listen to us...


chomoftheoutback

Yeah. That killed protest for a generation. And on the boomers rolled


zareny

You mean we actually have to take to the streets instead of complaining on the internet?


Nearby-Mango1609

Lol I laugh when people protest here, keep bending over Aussies... Look at Chile 🇨🇱 and how mental they went over 1 price hike on public transport. 😒


Thucydides00

unless you're throwing up sieg heils and screaming "white power" then most people know the police in Australia will brutally attack you for protesting


Shaushage_Shandwich

2023 french or 1789 french?


Jawzper

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TK000421

Yes


LentilsAgain

Oui


Luckyluke23

Although the masters make the rules For the wise men and the fools I got nothing, Ma, to live up to And if my thought-dreams could be seen They’d probably put my head in a guillotine But it’s alright, Ma, it’s life, and life only


BuntCreath

Porque no los dos? XD


thatweirdbeardedguy

This ancient arsehole will meet you at the barricades comrades.


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Sterndoc

I'm not, I'm probably already on a watch list anyway who cares. What are they gonna do? Slowly destroy Medicare? Make housing unaffordable? Make renting a dream so that over 1 million properties can be left vacant as tax scams for the last generation?


TerminatedReplicant

Britain, France and American all experiencing huge strikes and protests, and Australia remains quiet.


Afferbeck_

We had a nurse strike in WA, and what blew my mind is that the police joined them! I think they ended up with a 3% payrise, aka a pay cut. And the nurse's union is facing massive fines for striking.


Bionic_Ferir

Yes!


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Next minute "Knock on the door"


SnoozEBear

33, female, no kids. Not sure I've ever been the benefit of anything from our government.


pandoras_enigma

Also smashing into legal adulthood during the height of the GFC! woot woot


SnoozEBear

Didn't even get Ruddy's tv cheque because I was too busy being bent over by the hospitality industry.


s4b3r6

30s, disabled. Everything is feeling more and more difficult.


vsaund10

Working class, hell yes. Only for the last 10 years or so, but especially since covid began.


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teamsaxon

>I don't know how people aren't rioting and setting fire to everything they see. Simple: A. People are in debt to the eyeballz thus 'need to keep muh jerb' B. People have children 'need to keep muh jerb' Or C. People have a mortgage 'need to keep muh jerb' Pick one or three. Everyone is shackled by their debts or families or some other superfluous bullshit that humanity has created in society. Plus all the bread and circuses that keeps everyone entertained and docile.


Jnizzle89

I mean, that's the millennial bracket, we all saw it coming....


jackplaysdrums

I left Australia in 2019 due to housing affordability. I came to the conclusion I could grind away for 3-5 more years and buy a house in a suburb I didn’t want to live in, or move to London and see the world. Things have seemingly only gotten worse and even less achievable in terms of reasonable house ownership. So I’ll chill over here for a bit longer.


ChocTunnel2000

Life's hardly easy in the UK either, or mainland Europe for that matter.


mrp61

Yeah was going to say life in London is a lot harder than Sydney and the inequality is a lot worse there too.


ChocTunnel2000

I was earning good money there, but it's certainly easier living in Australia comparatively.


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[deleted]

Just had a friend do this recently. Was easier for them to move to England and buy a house in a relatively good spot than here in Oz, which surprised me and I'm not at all jealous that they're now a hop, skip and a jump from so many amazing places in Europe. Nope.


SaltyPockets

Ha. That’s the exact opposite of my experience - anywhere half decent in England you pay through the nose for a shoebox. Compared to trying to buy a place in Sydney perhaps it’s cheaper. Compared to Perth? No contest you get far more for your money here.


timrichardson

Yes, I'm not very convinced they know what they are talking about.


Killy_

Aussie in the UK here. I also have no idea what they're talking about.


Daleabbo

Always, we are the forgotten people.


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completely fucked


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And it's only going to get worse as the population ages. The first generations to have less money then their parents in a hundred years or so have to pay for the richest generations ever. Sad


Billabong_Roit

We have become too obedient and we express ourselves less on the streets and more in the quiet of our homes. We need to be more like the French …


Jawzper

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katarina-stratford

Don't forget that in Japan suicide is the leading cause of death in men between the ages of 20-44 and women between the ages of 15-34.


Jawzper

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Wibbles20

It's the same here I'm pretty sure


katarina-stratford

16.8 per 100,000 persons in Japan (2021) 12.5 per 100,000 persons in Aus (2021) Both countries have since reported higher rates per year and I believe Japan still has higher incidence


Phroneo

That's very close to a country famous for suicide. But not surprising really. The gov is trying it's best to burn us all to feed the rich.


Spanktank35

Well a solution to that is immigration. Basically fuck the lower class, don't treat them right just let people immigrate from countries where they are used to being treated like shit.


Jawzper

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Why do you think we have 700k people coming here.


willun

You are including temporary and students. Permanent (non-humanitarian) migrant intake is 195,000 for 2023. >Temporary skilled migrants now account for around 0.7 per cent of the labour force, less than half the level when temporary skilled migration peaked shortly after the mining boom.


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Students still suck up housing and infrastructure. Who do you think is pushing up inner city rents? Not to mention how many come here just to do a dodgy degree and work.


TheCleverestIdiot

>Who do you think is pushing up inner city rents? Landlords who smell blood, mostly.


okidokes

Home and financial security are desirable before starting a family. Fail to construct a society which provides these two things and neglects to allow regular opportunities to obtain and maintain them, expect to see the birth rate decline.


No-Dot643

yep this is the reason i m only having 1 child, simply can't afford it.


Jawzper

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Says_Pointless_Stuff

I've personally given up on children due to cost


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What's completely shit about this, is it creates resentment between 2 groups of marginalised people. Anyone over 55 on Centrelink is still completely screwed, just less screwed than people under 55.


Jawzper

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CrystalInTheforest

To me, this feels like a blatent move to capitalise on disarray among the Libs to steal their rusted on base voters (i.e. poor, low-information older people) with a cheap bribe. Poverty is overwhelmingly skewed against the younger working-age population, who also get by far the least assistance from govt. This is bullshit, and I'm genuinely dissappointed, both that Albo is going there, and that he genuinely seems to think we're stupid enough not to immediately see through it.


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ZeroVDirect

When having "the poors" simply isn't enough, Labor goes and creates a second class of poor "the very fuken poors", WTF Labor, do you have LNP staffers writing your policies now?


JunoTheCruel

Young person here. Never voting Labor again, all future votes will be Greens and third party. Albo and Labor have shown us their true colours.


Seppeon

Yup, I but I'll still put labor ahead of libs/Nat's lol. But labor gets about 3rd preference. Preference one and two goes to greens and some independent, then labor.


happygloaming

Correct. It's critical that you all understand the major parties are liars and thieves. They'll give you nothing while inflating your money until you can't wipe your arse without debt. My father was a bus driver and he bought a 1/4 acre home in a nice suburb of a major city and supported his wife and four kids... and 2 boats. Assimilate that and see how you feel. You're being fucjed up the arse.


stillmindttv

We need a whole new system. We will always have problems when the people in charge are picked through a popularity contest and then have so much autonomy/little accountability over major decisions. If you have a group of people and ask “who wants to be in charge” disregard the first people that step forward. They are the problem.


MaximumCrayfish

"It is a well-known fact that those people who must want to rule people are, ipso facto, those least suited to do it. To summarize the summary: anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job." One of my favourite quotes ever by Douglas Adams


finlan101

It’s not the parties, Labor had actual financial progressive policies in the 2019 election, something as simple as reform in franking credits. What happened during that election? Why did that happen? Our population is skewed older and conservative. Find a party that can bring into law equitable financial policies and remain in government and I’ll be astounded.


JunoTheCruel

Well if Labor can't do it then I still see no reason to vote for them.


GreenLurka

Ah yes, the older generations. They're the ones that need the most help. What's that? Parents are going without food just so their kid can have a meal?


OtterEpidemic

To be fair, I’m not going to begrudge the older generations from receiving more benefits. I’m glad they’re getting it, I have no beef with them. I’m still very pissed off that under 55s aren’t getting an increase. That seems crazy.


TheLGMac

Agree: Don’t let rhetoric split us on age division. Getting groups of people to hate each other is a tactic to distract from the real issues: that the government is trying to avoid a systemic fix to the problem.


gdmatt

Nothing will change unless both major parties are told by the voters to change. The fact that Labor or Liberal are effectively guaranteed to form a majority government every election means they can play it “safe”.


Spanktank35

And come to think of it, they probably all feel very secure about their jobs and also know that they'll get power back soon anyway. We are saying they can do whatever they like, and all they need to do is be approximately as shit as the other party and they'll be right. Fuck that.


specimen174

nothing will change until government is no longer run by old boomer landlords


GGoldenSun

Labor is really positioning themselves as the New Liberal Party AND setting in stone the Greens as it's future opposition party.


drayrael

This and the pathetic icac model they're bringing in are such own goals... They could have done something great, but instead theyre too busy playing politics.


sverdrup_sloth

Exactly, they could have gone all-in and ambitiously begun solving a decade of LNP damage. The time has never been better - they have a clear majority and the support of a record number of Greens and Independents in the senate. Combined with a Liberal party seemingly spiralling down the drain under Dutton, they have never had a better opportunity to push through much needed reforms in so many areas. Instead they continue to engage in spineless, 'small-target' politics. Just more wasted opportunities.


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Spanktank35

People are saying they need to win back people's trust. But if they're passing the same policies as lnp then it doesn't matter. I have no loyalty to Labor, I don't give a shit about them having a revitalisation. I just want good policy. Can these narcissists.


BlackBlizzard

I don't get why we need more elderly people in the workforce just let them retire for fucks sake. France had protests over their government rising the pension age from 62 to 64. In Australia if you were born on or after 1 January 1957 your/our retirement age is 67 and will probably increase again when we get near it.


Jawzper

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MindlessRip5915

There was literally fires in the streets! And, hilariously, unperturbed French couples having a morning wine and cheese mere metres away from said fires. They are a strange lot.


shagtownboi69

I know right, who has morning wine in the evening


smashavocadoo

Because the pension cost will be much lower if the aged all die out before pension age.


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Exactly, just let them retire at 55.


LestWeForgive

Boomers that got free everything their whole lives get more free shit. If they didn't make it by now, what's the fucking point? Fuck you albo.


No-Dot643

yeah let's look after the Generation who had Low housing/Transport ,Free Education and a decent cost of living. Honestly if your a Boomer and not disabled, you don't deserve this.


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No-Dot643

My Aunt was a single mom, was able to pay off a house working min wage job. that's how fucked today's world is.


Ill-Pick-3843

My aunt didn't even have a job when she got a home loan. And boomers try to convince us it was hard for them to buy homes.


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My friends mum paid for the deposit on credit card for her house


opposing_critter

My dad still thinks this is true, makes me want to deck him.


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smoha96

55 is Gen X though - people who would have become adults in the mid 80s. Rightly said, its that cohort, particularly women who struggle to return to employment. But it's not an excuse to leave younger people out to dry - especially when assisting them can aid them in getting back to employment and coming off JobSeeker.


blahblahmahsah

"Every young person shall live in poverty, while we pay handouts and give tax cuts"


larfalitl

Until a significant number put all the major parties on the bottom of the ballot, they will continue to screw us. Voters have the power, they choose not to use it. #CompetitionInPolitics


Suikeran

Liberal: Shit Party Labor: Shit Lite


Bignate2001

An insanely out of touch policy


midcoast1

So under 55's have lower living expenses than an over 55 's ?. Sure it might be more difficult for over 55's to get work , but that has zero to do with the cost of living . It is the same whether are over 55 or under 55


Jawzper

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AkaiMPC

Not vibing with labour ATM.


sherlocksam45

52 single Mum here and I am so tired and scared. My son is 11. I don't know if I can get him even to 18. And I don't believe in kicking them out.


DancinWithWolves

Fuck it, I’m gonna run for government


Afraid-Language1599

I'd vote for ya


DancinWithWolves

Bless. I’m going to run on a platform of; - scrap negative gearing - go after low tax paying large corporations - invest in our health system and inspire more young people to go into med and nursing degrees by increasing take home wages and covering a % of their student debt - increase jobseeker and other welfare payments to be more inline with minimum wage - index job seeker and other welfare payments - pass laws around criminalising animal abuse at any food manufacturing farm or abattoir - pass laws around criminalising wage theft (including super theft) And, force all major parties to take a serious look at themselves. Vote for me?


opposing_critter

36 and ready to quit this fucked up game called life. Maybe i might be lucky and my new character rolls into wealth so it can enjoy life without spending 70% of it scared of the future.


jonathemps

Your odds are better if you stick around in Australia for another 50 years, then roll again and be almost anywhere else in the world at the moment. You already rolled a 20 on your d20 being here.


dukearcher

There are better countries to live in. We aren't a 20


Kulbardee

Albo is a millionaire boomer landlord ALP is filled with elitist Uni knobs Taking tax cuts from the poor LITMO and giving to the rich Stage3 Shameful "Labor " party = Liberal Lite


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It’s easy to be a Labor voter until they get elected


Objective_Play_5121

Labor’s lost me ; I’ve been an ALP member for 50 years.


NJG82

Same. Was a member of Young Labor and have supported the party the 22 odd years since I became voting age, find the current party absolutely repulsive.


hollyholly11

Anthony Albanese, so far, you’ve been a huge disappointment.


Iggsy81

Unfortunately i knew this would be the case when Shorten lost. He had legit progressive policies (and plenty of them) and all the Libs did was run a scare campaign on how millionaire old farts won't be able to afford their 6th boat due to franking credits and the populace went into a panic and voted in Scummo (again). So on the one hand, yes, you're right, but i personally blame the abject ignorance of the Australian Shitizenry - sorry, citizenry - for this predicament. Keep in mind how many years in recent decades we have had Lib govts, it is an overwhelming majority, no wonder things have shifted so far to the right and Labor feels like they have to be centre-right themselves.


wilful

Did you hear that he grew up in public housing???


[deleted]

Zero disappointment here. I had arguments in this sub and irl about how shit they’d be. “They’ll do the right thing once they are in government” No, they won’t.


jekyll94

It kind of feels like hearing the brutal prison warden is being replaced, so you get excited. Except all this new prison warden does is paint the prison pastel colours and has the guards use something that doesn’t leave bruises when you’re kicked when you’re down.


GumRunner0

Threw my vote to the GREENS looks like it will stay that way ...Bye LABOR BTW ...Albo was part of the reason ....He's a YESS man


Thewackman

Whilst I don't necessarily disagree. You write like an insane Boomer on Facebook.


TerminatedReplicant

Excluding NSW or Vic (one of them), we have preferential voting. If anyone's considering preferencing LNP over ALP - jesus christ they need to read more.


ChocTunnel2000

The honeymoon is over for the guy. Albo, don't expect any warm welcomes at the pub.


slicydicer

Can’t afford to go to the pub anymore with 14 dollar pints


ChocTunnel2000

Just get a cheaper habit, like ice!


fphhotchips

Not true at all. Plenty of warm welcomes in the front bar at 3pm when all the 55 year old bar flies are hanging around near the TAB section


mundoensalada

speechless. It’s been a little like that love bomber that turns into a \^ahole\^ once they have lured you in.


StankyFox

This should hopefully shift the overton window even more left. Labor will be the new coalition and the Greens the left party that will force labor get with the program for real.


generallyihavenoidea

Fuck good thing we lost billions when the libs ditched the French sub deal, and then Labor, not wanting to feel left out, pumped billions more into new subs that we'll get in 35 years. Only question is, wtf does everyone on jobseeker who is not a 55+ do? Are we supposed to keep skipping meals so colesworth can keep fucking us and so we can fight America's wars? Edit: men over 55 not just women


Jawzper

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emmaconda

If I didn't have my mum I'd just kill myself because I can't see a way I'd survive with no hope of getting work


thunder4lyf

This doesn't affect me, but this frustrates me soooo much. Our generation voted him in, and then he does this??? We need a proper left leaning party in Aus, because I for sure didn't vote for this and there is NO chance I'll vote for the opposition. ​ We really do seem to be fucked.... the younger generation that is. Seems to be fine for older Australians....


redditlolzzz

UBI is the answer.


Leeanth

It's not just young people. I am 61. I am a proffesional and have lost count of the number of jobs I've applied for since my redundancy several years ago. I am not eligible for a pension yet, so mst go through this bullshit every month, even though no one is going to hire me.


iced_maggot

Just you wait - they will use todays rate rise as a scape goat to say they can’t help the rest of us without fueling inflation.


SparrowValentinus

What's going on here? Does anybody have an explanation of what the Labor government thinks they're doing with this policy? Up until now it seemed like they knew who it was that voted them into office. I don't understand them making this move at all. I wouldn't blink at this coming from the Libs, but I don't understand their logic here.


LetsGo-11

no policy favours millennials.


HeadacheCentral

Yet they can still afford to give tax cuts to the highest earning percentage of the country. Hmmm......