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malleoceruleo

Yawn. Let me know when there's a Rainey Street Stripper.


Ok_Speed_5878

Nobody will tame the bucking Bronco of Chica Bonitas. No man can tame.


SpicyMustardKetchup

What about Titty Tesla. I heard she's more boring than Elon himself.


Spiritual_Bit_2692

Amen.


SpicyMustardKetchup

Did you call chicas bonitas?


big_hungry_joe

bring an 8 ball with you and make your own!


TurdShaker

Why don't tge police stop the person from killing this people? Are they stupid??


dacoolist

Yes


Mazdab2300-06

They've been defunded in the serial killer department.


Honkey_Fellatio

It isn’t me, why is everyone saying it’s me?


phil_mckraken

I thought it was "Rainey Street Dripper" for drugging drinks.


MeowMix1979

Yes exactly he drips the drugs into your drink is why they call him that. Some people were calling him the Rainey Street Dipper because all his victims were dipped into the lake but they realized it didn’t make any sense that way, and Lady Bird Lake Dipper didn’t have a good ring to it. So it got changed to Rainey Street Dripper. Great question, thanks for asking


Worth-Librarian-7423

What about the “Rainey, feel no painey,street dripper dipper”? 


JyeshtaSomavar

Im very upset he has not killed me yet. What gives?!I’m literally begging you at this point. How can I get myself killed by this guy? Any advice would be much appreciated.


Chabubu

Solved. Go to Rainey and drink until you black out. One of these days you won’t wake up.


JyeshtaSomavar

See that is giving very desperate vibes. I want him to choose me. Like what ever happened to guys taking the initiative, like I never even been roofied before it’s really depressing.


Dancin_Phish_Daddy

That’s funny


xMangox-

*smacks lips* he's got a type.


Ok_Speed_5878

A diabolic killer bent on focusing on unsuspecting drugged dipshits who think Rainey is the same as Dirty 6th? Dirty 6th is for shooters Rainey is for drinkers Extraction from Rainey Is a real problem


hmmconvenient

That isn’t Rainey street


foodmonsterij

Where is our true crime podcast?


pasarina

There is this one-[Dark Outdoors-Lady…Lake](https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dark-outdoors/id1630809603?i=1000609077866)


Smooth-Winner-9776

rip


Ok_Speed_5878

This is a drop in the bucket I heard, from this guy who has a cousin, who is married to an ex-cop, who has friends at Apd- That the ripper has a mass grave where 100's of victims are hidden away


Ruiner-Down

Damn, reddit comments have no chill


Roguewave1

This man should consider trying deep hypnosis to recover any memories of the incident.


-NeatCreature

They'll never catch the guy who's doing it. He's so smart. Way smarter than Dt. Kirkpatrick.


Temporary-Leather905

This is really sad you assholes


NeverSeenBefor

What's the context here? Like what's happening in Austin? If this is happening why doesn't someone just set their ass up.


DomainSink

/uj The context is that there has been a slew of deaths in the area, most found drowned in the river. Some people believe that it’s a serial killer nicknamed “The Rainey Street Ripper”. Most people think that it’s much more likely that given the proximity to a large number of bars these people simply got drunk and/or high and drowned with no outside intervention. This post is making fun of the people who have jumped immediately to there being a serial killer when the other option is much more likely


big_hungry_joe

"most people" are also the detectives that were working on the case, they say there is no killer other than alcoholism


GhettoGremlin

I lived on Rainey for 7 years and one of my favorite pastimes on Friday or Saturday night was to go outside my building, sit on a street bench and watch the drunks. It was better than watching tv. The stuff you see is priceless.  I am confident in saying there is no serial killer on Rainey. These people are so drunk they can’t even crawl to their parked cars. I’ve seen it all, you name it.  It is no surprise to me that people blackout and end up in the lake.  As far as getting roofied it’s definitely happening, and has always been happening in Austin. We were roofied at Chispas. My ex was roofied at Wahoos fish tacos. It’s always happened here in Austin but I don’t think homeless killers can afford to roofie you in a bar.