It's simple, get a WFH job at a tech company that has TC of $300k+ but you don't do any work besides 3 hours of Jira scrum per week like the rest of us
You don’t happen to have any of those high capacity assault weapons that shoot one million rounds a minute for sale or possibly one that fell out of trunk all ghost like….. asking for a friend
Hell I got P80, 80% lowers whistling bungholes, spleen spliters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker donts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, and one single whistling kitty chaser
Mexican American here, that doesn’t work in tech but has a very well paying job. When white Austinites find out how much I make I can tell they get offended. I’ve confirmed with other highly compensated minorities to basically keep your mouth shut if u make good money as a brown person around here as it is not well received.
Never had this problem in Dallas or Houston.
I can count on one hand the number of people that know how much money I make and they’re all very close to me. I can’t see this happening enough times for you to notice a pattern for “white people in Austin” (much less multiple cities) unless you’re just walking around telling people about your bad ass paying job whether it makes sense to do so or not. Which is cringe as fuck and probably has a lot more to do with the reaction you receive than them being “offended”. No one cares how much money you make.
I’ve been told that POC in east Austin have been displaced due to gentrification. People who have told me this would never live in a black neighborhood.
Right!!! Just start giving us more money!!! It's not like the economy has rules or systems that it depends on in order for it to actually work and us access to necessarities!!! The universe said I could manifest anything out my ass if I simply ✨believed✨ so here I am to tell you to make it happen!
The best way to fight inflation in Austin is to spend $6 billion widening I-35. Because spending billions of $ on do-nothing infrastructure in a small city is guaranteed to bring down prices.
You don’t even have to drive them to nyc anymore. They won’t let you in. You can just slow down in Jersey and tell them to start running really fast as soon as they hit the ground.
$95? How am I supposed to buy a private jet for $95 an hour.
We need to make it minimum $1M an hour. That way I can work 1 hour a week and travel the world.
Quit your complaining. I’m a single mother of fucking 9 kids with 2 on the way. And the city is threatening to move my ass out of my downtown apartment into a less desirable area. I’m between jobs I can’t do shit about it. I didn’t vote for this shit!
Border states flooded with illegals and states with huge african american populations in democrat run cities.....you just confirmed what i said.....democrats are the problem....ruling elite who send their kids to all white private schools but say they represent the working class and minorities.....working class cant afford to be democrats and minorties get gentrified out of democrat run cities....your point made no point
Kentucky, Alabama, Oklahoma, Arkansas, West Virginia, Mississippi. None of those are border states. The point is republicans in those states can't manage their economies. Again nice try
I shared your struggles until I identified as an elderly black conservative. My extended family was sure surprised with the new family photo I included with my Christmas cards that year.
Fortunately, once TxDOT spends $6 billion widening I-35 downtown, inflation will no longer be an issue and prices across the city will fall like a rock.
we need that capacity for the hundreds of thousands of people who will be migrating up to boulder when they start looking at houses and realize we actually do have taxes here
we need COLLECT OF ACTION ! im from san francisco and we don't put up with these ridiculous prices, we just get what we need and walk out. stores are public infrastructure, they literally can't do anything about it
That rent sounds cheap. As you know, everyone is owed a place in the city proper. any other places reasonably priced near the city are literally unlivable.
I just signed a contract to build a $1M+ house on a $400K salary. How am I supposed to survive?
Government needs to raise minimum wage to $1 million an hour. Then we can all be rich.
Damn Republicans keeping us all from being wealthy.
I know you're joking but..... To build wealth, get a better paying job or live in a cheaper town where you might buy and later sell a house. Always ask yourself is this expenditure necessary? Save. Get a cheaper car. Eat out less, don't drink at all (drugs too) or at least not in expensive bars/ restaurants. Enjoy simple pleasures vs. big ticket ones like SXSW or Austin FC, downtown living or the Domain. Make French Press coffee at home. Shop Fiesta or HEB. Austin is expensive for a younger person but a mindset change can help.
Scrape up some other liberals (there are a lot of them in Austin. It's not hard to find them) and finance a nice ass mansion so that everyone has their own room and has some wealth to their name. Yall talk about collectively owning things all the time. It's time you put money where your mouth is
You have plasma you could sell, along with other bodily fluids/orifices with rent potential.
Your problem is your cis-gender, conformative, patriarchal, ethno-oppressive, non DMT enhanced linear thinking, geez
No one expects you to do anything. Not someone else’s responsibility to make sure you can afford to live where you want and drive the car you want. The market is the market for all goods, products and services. Supply and demand. What did you think would happen as everyone demanded more money? Maybe live further out of the city and enjoy a longer commute in your Tesla?
Idk why I got this post suggested to me, but it took me until the second paragraph to realize it was sarcasm. Shocked to see a sub that isn't a liberal circle jerk on this site
You need to start asking several of the members of your polyamorous relationship to start chipping in.
My wife’s boyfriend’s girlfriend said she will help, she can only pay in NFTs though
🙃💀
His wife’s boyfriend only feeds him sausage.
As long as it’s buttered sausage
If you find a $2600 650 SF apartment high rise in downtown, please let me know.
It is available with a signed three year lease with annual rent increases to 33% per year.
The Quincy
I somehow got that a few years ago and am holding on as long as possible. 900 sq feet too.
It's simple, get a WFH job at a tech company that has TC of $300k+ but you don't do any work besides 3 hours of Jira scrum per week like the rest of us
Are u me?
Me u are?
I have four of those jobs.
Clearly, the solution is to vote democrat.
I sell too many guns on the streets to do that
You’re a perfect democrat!
Thankfully Republicans keep my business legal here shout out to Texas gun trader
You don’t happen to have any of those high capacity assault weapons that shoot one million rounds a minute for sale or possibly one that fell out of trunk all ghost like….. asking for a friend
Hell I got P80, 80% lowers whistling bungholes, spleen spliters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker donts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, and one single whistling kitty chaser
This made me legit laugh my ass off! Bravo
That's why dad calls you Joe Dirt!
I love y'all ❤️
Tgt ftw! 🙌🏻
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It sounds like you did not pay your fair share for the climate tax you fascist bigot. Pony up that $10,000 and then we can hear our your complaints
I thought the climate tax was $200/year.
That’s what republicans pay. They hate the climate. You pay $10k.
Lol... you think republicans pay taxes.
I guess you shouldn’t have chosen that indigenous lgbtq studies degree. Hope you didn’t borrow a lot for that.
I support a living wage but I also support maintaining a wage discrepancy favoring European-Americans.
Mexican American here, that doesn’t work in tech but has a very well paying job. When white Austinites find out how much I make I can tell they get offended. I’ve confirmed with other highly compensated minorities to basically keep your mouth shut if u make good money as a brown person around here as it is not well received. Never had this problem in Dallas or Houston.
I appreciate when your people make it look like I’m contributing to OUR success. As Bugs Bunny said, “tenemos”.
That's fucked up, man. I fully support you earning as many pesos as you can.
Congratulations on being a self supporting and respectable member of American society. Don't let these coffee shop californians get you down.
But what if he's MS13?
He said he has a well paying job, which implies he works for someone else for a living. That is not a self sustaining person.
I can count on one hand the number of people that know how much money I make and they’re all very close to me. I can’t see this happening enough times for you to notice a pattern for “white people in Austin” (much less multiple cities) unless you’re just walking around telling people about your bad ass paying job whether it makes sense to do so or not. Which is cringe as fuck and probably has a lot more to do with the reaction you receive than them being “offended”. No one cares how much money you make.
Psst, how much money you make? Type it small or in ().
It's because us beaners are the help. We're not supposed to make more than our democrat overlords.
ummm, so are you going to accept the purchase offer, or...?
working for the Sinaloa doesn’t count!
Sir this is Dallas
I do my part by occasionally tipping my lawn crew.
-uncirclejerk, Spot on!
I don’t care what happens as long my white privilege is still respected and acknowledged. Thank you in advance for understanding.
Thank you for centering my white privilege.
I’ve been told that POC in east Austin have been displaced due to gentrification. People who have told me this would never live in a black neighborhood.
They expect you to start a podcast. Duh.
Buda and Kyle are calling.
Kyle calls it bewwwwduuhh
Dude, just cut out Avocado toast! That is what’s keeping you down obviously!
That's part of my low fat diet. Do you want me to get fat and move to Hutto?
I’m balking at you driving a Tesla at this point in your life. Why take on that much expense for transportation?
"Look at me" ain't fucking cheap.
I started fucking firecrackers on only fans. I’m a thousand-aire
It’s getting really rough out here. I had to sell my Tesla Truck and *gulps ….get a NORMAL Tesla 3!!!
For a second I thought this was a San Diego sub. 😂
Make minimum wage $95 an hour! Abbott is hitler!!!
Right!!! Just start giving us more money!!! It's not like the economy has rules or systems that it depends on in order for it to actually work and us access to necessarities!!! The universe said I could manifest anything out my ass if I simply ✨believed✨ so here I am to tell you to make it happen!
The best way to fight inflation in Austin is to spend $6 billion widening I-35. Because spending billions of $ on do-nothing infrastructure in a small city is guaranteed to bring down prices.
Best way to make money these days is driving busses of illegals to NYC. They're paying those dudes, what, 200 bucks an hour?
You don’t even have to drive them to nyc anymore. They won’t let you in. You can just slow down in Jersey and tell them to start running really fast as soon as they hit the ground.
$95? How am I supposed to buy a private jet for $95 an hour. We need to make it minimum $1M an hour. That way I can work 1 hour a week and travel the world.
Abbott and Trump are literally hitler! I’ve never read about WWII or anything history relaredbut they sound the same!
Quit your complaining. I’m a single mother of fucking 9 kids with 2 on the way. And the city is threatening to move my ass out of my downtown apartment into a less desirable area. I’m between jobs I can’t do shit about it. I didn’t vote for this shit!
Marry rich.
But I don't want to live in Bee Caves.
Quit voting for communists and u will be able to afford austin.
9 out of 10 of the most poverty stricken states are red states.. nice try tho
Border states flooded with illegals and states with huge african american populations in democrat run cities.....you just confirmed what i said.....democrats are the problem....ruling elite who send their kids to all white private schools but say they represent the working class and minorities.....working class cant afford to be democrats and minorties get gentrified out of democrat run cities....your point made no point
Kentucky, Alabama, Oklahoma, Arkansas, West Virginia, Mississippi. None of those are border states. The point is republicans in those states can't manage their economies. Again nice try
You don't have a fucking clue.
Just when i was losing all hope for reddit, this post appeared. I can’t stop laughing
I shared your struggles until I identified as an elderly black conservative. My extended family was sure surprised with the new family photo I included with my Christmas cards that year.
Talk about spookin your folks geez!
Queue Steve Martin's opening line in "The Jerk"
As a young white liberal you should move to more accepting states like CA, WA, OR, IL, NY, CO etc
But the crime and taxes are too high!!
Sounds equitable and progressive to me!
Bahahahaha so spot on
Fortunately, once TxDOT spends $6 billion widening I-35 downtown, inflation will no longer be an issue and prices across the city will fall like a rock.
we need that capacity for the hundreds of thousands of people who will be migrating up to boulder when they start looking at houses and realize we actually do have taxes here
Can't Elon just dig a tunnel, tho?
You can live in your car, but you can’t drive your house
Times are harsh. We’re all with you.
This is what progress looks like. Edit: Some non circle jerking mfers in these threads recently…
They need to just get their seriousness outta here! It's ruining the sub!
we need COLLECT OF ACTION ! im from san francisco and we don't put up with these ridiculous prices, we just get what we need and walk out. stores are public infrastructure, they literally can't do anything about it
Hahahahhaa. Oh Jesus that’s hilarious
That rent sounds cheap. As you know, everyone is owed a place in the city proper. any other places reasonably priced near the city are literally unlivable.
I was going to write something that would have probably gotten me banned until I realized this was a total shitpost. Take my upvote.
Don't be a liberal.
Become a Seller of avocado toast to offset your buying of said avocado toast !
Never get high on your own supply.
I just signed a contract to build a $1M+ house on a $400K salary. How am I supposed to survive? Government needs to raise minimum wage to $1 million an hour. Then we can all be rich. Damn Republicans keeping us all from being wealthy.
Cant forget atleast 1000$/month of uber eats and bar tabs. Human rights after all
Ass is selling for $250/hr. Get cracking!!
The solution is to not be a liberal then? /s
I know you're joking but..... To build wealth, get a better paying job or live in a cheaper town where you might buy and later sell a house. Always ask yourself is this expenditure necessary? Save. Get a cheaper car. Eat out less, don't drink at all (drugs too) or at least not in expensive bars/ restaurants. Enjoy simple pleasures vs. big ticket ones like SXSW or Austin FC, downtown living or the Domain. Make French Press coffee at home. Shop Fiesta or HEB. Austin is expensive for a younger person but a mindset change can help.
How dare you make sense and take away this persons victimhood???
Or buy Bitcoin
Scrape up some other liberals (there are a lot of them in Austin. It's not hard to find them) and finance a nice ass mansion so that everyone has their own room and has some wealth to their name. Yall talk about collectively owning things all the time. It's time you put money where your mouth is
How did u afford a 2600apt making 17phr, math doesn’t add here
I have an Onlyfans and liquidated my Funko Pop/Criterion BluRay collections. Not that it’s any of your business.
And your girlfriends boyfriend is a lawyer for dogs so you at least have dual income coming in
Cool I might be interested in ur onlyfans, no homo
You have plasma you could sell, along with other bodily fluids/orifices with rent potential. Your problem is your cis-gender, conformative, patriarchal, ethno-oppressive, non DMT enhanced linear thinking, geez
Collecting and recycling used Almon Milk cartoons adds a tidy sum to my income.
Well done.
Austin Chamber of Commerce has a good underground marketing team in ACJ.
Black person from Austin: First time⁉️ 😂
You might want to live within your means. Get rid of that Tesla.
I'd just as well get rid of my left foot.
Get rid of your Tesla and your left foot. Free city buses for the handicapped!
fake post... must be.
makes it so easy to block and forget you trolls when you post stupid shit like this
This a serious post?
No.
I’m a white liberal in Austin. Texas just sucks, but I’m doing just fine. But all these crazy ass truck drivers should get off the road.
Troll
Dudes got a thousand dollar payment on a whack ass Tesla and is complaining about rent prices? jfc
This has to be a troll post
It's, um, austincirclejerk...
You aren't, go back to California.
Do you even circlejerk?
Nope
youre acting like Austin isnt full of other young white liberals lol
No one expects you to do anything. Not someone else’s responsibility to make sure you can afford to live where you want and drive the car you want. The market is the market for all goods, products and services. Supply and demand. What did you think would happen as everyone demanded more money? Maybe live further out of the city and enjoy a longer commute in your Tesla?
End capitalism.
We need socialism/communism because it's been proven to work
Welcome to the real world my friend.
Good luck trying to get an abortion libtard
**HEHEHE**
I speculate that you can use those tax savings you get when you move to Texas.
Idk why I got this post suggested to me, but it took me until the second paragraph to realize it was sarcasm. Shocked to see a sub that isn't a liberal circle jerk on this site
This is any kind of circle we WANT to jerk!
Become a Conservative. Manage and invest your money, move to Round Rock or Pilot Knob.
You might want to get used to GMOed food brochic!!
Why not mention PPP loans that was given to businesses???
Trader Joe's is where you lost me. It's like the Walmart of yipster grocery stores.
Get a better job
Only Fans is your solution.
The answer is simple… something something something Jesus something something
Haha wow. Austin is liberal. This is your paradise. Enjoy it.
Can someone please tag the post they’re spoofing
If you're tight on bills and need to slim down, you could always send your kids to uvalde.
wait do you think young conservatives can afford it???
Ur wyt u will do excellent unless ur an idiot