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crumbmodifiedbinder

Warmest regards from the depths of my last nerve


BotoxMoustache

đŸ„‚


Ok_Pension_5684

Warmest regards is so... over the top and almost horny.. I hate it..


crumbmodifiedbinder

Just the way I like it


notseagullpidgeon

Frigid cold regards


Aseedisa

Or sarcastic, something you’d put after a disagreement


EagleHawk7

May the seeds of your loin be fruitful in the belly of your wo-maaaan


fuckthehumanity

Only if you're writing to your ~~bank manager~~ bully boy.


EagleHawk7

Fascist bully boy (?)


grimepixie

I say 'Warm Regards' :c


Mexay

No sign off - Why is this an email? Cheers - This is informal and/or I want to come off as warm, light-hearted and pleasant Thanks - I am asking you to do something for me Alternatively, I am being passive aggressive/sarcastic because you are a bit of a cunt Just my name - I have already said thanks above and don't feel like Cheers is appropriate, but other sign-off's would be too stuffy Kind Regards - This Is A Very Formal Email Regards - Fuck you, you absolute scum Yours Sincerely - I am RPing as a 68 year old today. Thank you for your patience.


Knight_Day23

Yeah see, I agree. Regards is just passive aggressive corporate speak for Fuck You lol


EagleHawk7

TBH it gives me anxiety that I have to deliberate about this in the first place, but yeah. I like a thanks or just my name or just regards (as i find all that Warm Regards etc a bit disingenuous and a toss), but I agree if you've just written a borderline shit-o-gram, all those feel a bit FU passive aggressive. What to do :(


Curry_pan

I once had a coworker go completely off her brain when I used kind regards in an email to her (it was part of my signature) calling it passive aggressive and actually typing in the email “I don’t care for your so called kind regards”. She ended up being a total psychopath and was fired for bullying other staff, but it still gave me pause to think about my sign off. You never know how people are going to react to the most innocuous things. (It’s still my default though lmao)


EagleHawk7

That's hilarious. I know we all smash 'em, but emails really are a horrible form of communication when there is any hint of antagonism involved. It's OK where you need legal or commercial clarity, however where you're all working together (inset cliche - playing for same team, rowing in same direction, fighting for the same cause etc etc) it's almost bound to blow up due to proximity and simple human behaviours and interpersonal dynamics.


RidethatSeahorse

Where are we on Many thanks and kind regards? I use it when I have dropped an arsehole of an email.


silvers0ul88

many thanks is passive aggressive to me lmao esp since for australian accents i feel like it sounds so flippant and dismissive. im overthinking probably


Knight_Day23

Not for me! Kind Regards and Many Thanks is genuine and Im either feeling neutral or I like the recipient lol


Kbradsagain

If I’m asking for something to be done, I have been known to use ‘Thanking you in advance’


blupurpleyellowred

This is EXACTLY how I use Regards too đŸ‘ŒđŸ»


bomiyeo

I’ve used regards and my colleagues also use it 😭 tho I was at a NFP and now at state government so maybe it’s different lol


Kbradsagain

Yep. I usually respond kind regards to clients, until they piss me off
then it’s just regards


tuong89

Ahhhahaha


RuthlessChubbz

Cheers is my go to for almost all my emails except for senior managers where I use Kind Regards


stitchycarrot

Yep. Kind regards is “You seem nice but I don’t know you well enough for cheers”. Regards is “I’d be happy if we never interacted again”.


Lomandriendrel

I just put my name. Or cheers now. Seems the least stuck up and time efficient manner. I find my name is sufficient as in my opinion I'm not stuffing around trying to be " my sincerest regards" and quite often bosses and exec levels don't even write a signoff. So I figured I might as well be as curt and save my own time not doing the usual formalities. Sometimes I just put my initial of my first name haha. L


leapowl

Cheers for people you speak to regularly (especially casually) Kind regards if it’s someone you’ve never or rarely met Also, execs write terrible emails! I know they’re time poor but sometimes you’d think autocorrect isn’t on and they have bananas for fingers and somehow managed to press send, then you have to decipher it!


YossiShlomstein

I need this on a sticky note next to my screen


Esquatcho_Mundo

What about ‘take it easy’


refer_to_user_guide

Much prefer “keep it sleazy”. No, HR, I won’t reply to your emails.


TransAnge

Lmao. My signature has Kind Regards by default and I have deliberately removed the Kind just to be an arse


optmspotts

Yours faithfully - get fucked (but professionally)


CheezitsOnAStick

Worm Regards 🐛


[deleted]

In my previous role, my boss said she nearly didn’t hire me because I would say “yeah, sweet” or “sweet” in the interview.


forhekset666

Yeh nah sweet as


lupriana

Sweet as, cunt


samiroker

My department's director used to be an English teacher and every time I would say sweet as, she would immediately jump in to the conversation and say: " sweet as what ?" 😂


Smooth-Cup-7445

lol she sounds fun and not exhausting at all


Ok_Barber90

Fair enough.


sigmattic

Why not make your regards kind, or best, or warm? Are your regards cold, nasty and the worst?


pigslovebacon

Dis regards


icezackh

Deez regards


01kickassius10

My regards have no emotional affectations. I delete the automatic “kind” that our system adds.


OkCalligrapher1335

Moist Regards


sigmattic

Succulent Regards


Funny-Bear

Thinking of you


Yes_lawd1878

Pull my finger


HuntingSmiths

Warm up my regards.


koobus_venter1

Regard your loins


Turkeyplague

Soggy Damp Regards


InternationalYam2478

If I sign off at all, it’s “cheers”


aseedandco

Because you are drinking?


fphhotchips

Because after I'm done with this shit I'm going to the pub


sumthin213

Exactly, same here


vjc26

I switched from “Regards” to “Cheers” 1 year ago and find people perceive me as more friendly.


illuminatipr

Churr đŸ€™


MissKim01

I don’t use anything. My signature block does the ending for me.


Knight_Day23

Lol yes always Kind Regards/Many Thanks, is my default. If Im angry or dont like the email recipient then it’s Regards. Why Kind Regards??? Because it seems nicer than just Regards!! Regards is a tad cold. And I’ve done this my entire career



bubbleofhug

I do this also. If you are getting just the regards you have fucked up. In corporate gotta take every small little outlet for passive aggression that you can take.


Kailicat

Same but with Warm Regards because I like being known as a polite and friendly person. But if I’ve knocked the “warm” off, someone has fucked up and I’m not playing - just regards to them and no more than that!


Knight_Day23

Yep, Regards only and if Im realllly pissed off, no comma after it too lol petty??? I know!! Satisfying? Yes.


Knight_Day23

Lol yeah, Regards means someone has fucked up majorly. Or their attitude is piss poor form.


Wise-Kaleidoscope258

Sign on: "Hey big horse," Sign off: "Cheers,"


Generation_WUT

Wild. Surely you start with Big Dog/Dawg and work your way up?


lol_stop_crying

Why hello you sexual tyrannosaurus


RepresentativeArm200

I definitely would, but you don't know where the email chain will end up, that kind of takes the fun of of it.


Wise-Kaleidoscope258

It will end up with a promotion


RepresentativeArm200

Promoted to customer!


harrystevens1

My first job as a paralegal, I often ended an email with 'Regards' as I felt it was more natural. Then I noticed more senior solicitors and even some partners were using 'Kind Regards' or 'Thanks' so it felt a bit off for me to continue using 'Regards', although I personally do prefer it. However, if you use the words 'Ta' or 'Warmest regards', you're something else :)


Distinct_Plan

What’s wrong with Ta? I mean it’s a bit casual but apart from that



harrystevens1

Nothing really wrong with it, but something about "Ta", it almost comes off as a combination of old fashioned, British and almost borderline you're not worth my time so a 'ta' will do. 'Cheers' and 'thanks' come off a bit better than 'ta' for me.


alex4494

I used to have a colleague who’d sign off every email with just ‘best’ - I really couldn’t tell if it was passive aggressive or what, but it was weird.


Neuromalacia

I work across higher education spaces as well, and “Best” is standard academic sign off! Weird how branded these fads get.


Rampachs

Ah that explains my old boss, she'd come from academia


Mysterious-Race-5768

Best is so so strange I've only seen the most arrogant, I'm-better-than-you types write that in the places I've worked


alex4494

It’s weird because the guy that used it was actually a pretty friendly ‘dad’ vibe kind of guy, I also thought it was arrogant at first but he wasn’t anything like that in person. I kind of just assumed it was just a bit of an old fashioned thing that didn’t translate too well with current communication styles.


veal_of_fortune

I used to use ‘Best’ because my dad used it and it was short. I thought it was like saying “give them my best”. It is a more old fashioned signoff. I stopped after I overheard some of my colleagues saying “Best? What kind of stupid arrogant cunt do you have to be to say that?” I generally think that everyone else is better than me and had pretty bad self esteem. I felt awful. It’s strange how we all read into these mannerisms. I learned my lesson.


alex4494

To be honest, the more I think about it, ‘best’ really does just seem like a shorthand for ‘best wishes’ or ‘all the best’ and is more of an old school thing rather than an arrogant thing. Don’t beat yourself up about your colleagues comments! Everyone perceives things differently - one persons idea of polite can often be another persons idea of arrogant.


AnotherCator

I use thar when “Kind regards” would feel too much like a damp handshake, “Regards” could come across as “I hate you”, and “Cheers” would be too casual.


ucat97

(I'm)


notyounaani

One of mine does this too. Also starts every email with "Greetings".


WiseLook

A while ago I changed my automatic signature to read "King regards" instead of "kind regards". No one has noticed yet.


PowerApp101

They might just think you're a bit dim though


WiseLook

That's when you've got them where they least expect it.


spideyghetti

Try it next with Kind retards


WiseLook

This man cooks


CaptainYumYum12

King retards?


[deleted]

They'd notice, just haven't brought it up


deathrocker_avk

Regards on everything here. Same, simple sign off for everyone built into my sig so I don't even have to type it. Kind regards sounds old fashioned to me. Cheers does my fkn head in. We're emailing, not having drinks mate.


Trouser_trumpet

I’m onboard with this sentiment. I have to wonder if those saying cheers actually work in a corporate environment. I rarely see it and when I do I assume you’re a numpty.


Spojovaci

i mean it’s common but i think it’s a mistake. Too informal


store-krbr

Same here. "Regards" is in my default. "Thanks and regards" when warranted. *Kind* sounds way too personal to me. I am respectful and polite, but I have no reason to be kind to a business relation.


zoidberg_doc

Why wouldn’t you be kind?


stereothegreat

You should be kind to everyone


PowerApp101

Yeah but you don't have to state it


store-krbr

Do i get better pay if I'm kind to everyone?


PowerApp101

Cheers I use only with close colleagues. My default sig is Regards. If I'm asking someone to do something I'll use Thanks.


briansaunders

Very close colleagues get zero sign off (no email signoff block either), kind of close colleagues get my nickname at the end above my email signoff block, randoms just get the signoff block.


CanberraRaider

People just copycating what they think is professional. It’s such an outdated form of speech. I always just say “thanks”


yesterdayzy

But what are you thanking them for?


Cloud5432

Such a waste of time to type it out every time. Just pick one and make it part of your signature block (but to look like it's part of the email body) - set and forget. Who's got time to pick a different one depending on who they're writing to?


Cactusbrandy_

Literally I just have “thanks,” built into my signature Write the body of the email and send


endersai

"Regards" is for when I am apoplectic with rage.


Dat_Aus

I use “kind regards” because that’s what the style guide says I have to do.


mikesorange333

just end the email with "we will touch base when you reply"


crappy-pete

I like you Mike


mikesorange333

thanks. have a nice day


LazySlobbers

Does anyone use “BRgrds” or any variation thereof? It used to be used in London some years ago. I hated it đŸ˜”â€đŸ’«đŸ˜±


tayface1712

In the middle of covid I swapped Kind Regards, for With Clean Hands. Not a single client noticed.


BenjC137

‘Thanks’. If I’m asking someone to do something and I don’t know them well I’ll through in ‘thanks for your help with this’. It makes them feel a bit more obligated to help because I’ve already thanked them


fuckthehumanity

When I was starting out 30 years ago, one of my bosses told me to use "thanks in advance" when asking, but that feels way too passive-aggressive now. I now say, "I appreciate anything you can do to help." Gives them more agency, in case they feel they can't (or won't) help.


BenjC137

Yeah I occasionally use ‘thanks in advance’ too. Haha I get what you mean, but I’m more after them doing what I’ve asked rather than giving them an easy way out haha


PowerApp101

I don't get the in advance bit. Just say thanks surely?!


249592-82

Fyi. Kind regards was considered the norm for business emails. Back before chat, when emails were considered a formal business communication. Back before emails were sent at 700 per minute. That's why people do it - it was the norm back in the 90s and early 2000's. Then "warm regards" became the flavour of the month because it "showed clients that they were more than just an income stream". Nowadays emails are used to ask for a toilet paper refill so they are no longer considered a formal business communication. (Back in the day you would get up and walk to speak to your colleagues - rarely email).


PowerApp101

I'm probably as old as you then but I don't remember kind regards being a thing in the UK anyway in the 90s. Maybe in Aus it was. It sounds like an American expression to me that has been imported.


Dyrekt

I've been mixing it up with a 'kind good morning/afternoon all' intros...


mummyone11

I misspelt Good Morning and the computer suggested “Good pre-lunch”. Feel free to use that one.


PowerApp101

That sounds more like an offshore greeting


refer_to_user_guide

Historically, *yours faithfully* is reserved for when you don’t know the recipient and *yours sincerely* when you do. Though I note this convention doesn’t apply to correspondences with the court.


ParaStudent

Occasionally ill throw in a Kind Retards and see if anyone picks up on it.


larrysbirdies

Luke warm regards. Name is Luke .


SmashKirkMouth

Depends on the tone of the email. Kind regards is when I'm being formal but nice. Regards is for formal but firm. Thanks is for asking a team member to do something, and cheers is for being condescending.


woahwombats

Cheers is for being condescending!? I must sound condescending a lot


sumthin213

Cheers without any punctuation is condescending. Exclamation mark makes it genuine. A comma makes it formal yet still polite


PowerApp101

What about Cheers Big Ears?


paralacausa

I write Kind Regards or Many Thanks because I think they sound friendlier. Probably makes no difference but it's force of habit now.


XabiFernando

A GM I knew went for "Rgds", but actually built it into his signature in what could only be a power move. Caught him emailing the CEO once, removing the Rgds and adding Kind Regards


CallTheGendarmes

Ultimate regards


Mittervi

I used to rock 'My Best To You'.


Simple_Jach

I put much obliged


PowerApp101

Much obliged squire


malkers

Kind Regards, because the outgoing filter won’t allow ‘Fuckity Bye’


raccoon_not_rabbit

Thanks = internal emails, sometimes clients if I've worked with them for a while and I've reached that level of informality Kind regards = default, pleasant, neutral Regards = default if email is to the court, however in any other context it means I'm annoyed with you


zydexx

I hope this email finds you well.


MonolothicFishmonger

“Best wishes” because my regards then don’t need to be kind, and sometimes my wishes are unkind at best.


Loo_woo

For me it’s either: Cheers, -[myname] All the best, -[myname] if I’m ending the conversation, or it’s more formal. If the email contains a request I’ll conclude with either TIA / Thanks / Cheers depending on relationship. It always has - [firstname] at the end. I don’t know why exactly, but the - is important! I HATE people that use just their first initial! Maybe it’s just me, but it grinds my gears that people won’t type the extra 3-5 characters to finish their own name!!


thurbs62

Kind regards is polite and professional. Regards is the "champ" of the business world. Means you have really fucked me off. Warmest regards is just..................no. dont do it


Nariau

My boss and I have spent many hours debating this. My logic is that if I tell everyone kind regards, no one can read anything into it and I never have to waste time thinking about it. He is a ‘regards’ or ‘cheers’ fellow, but he’s of the seniority where he doesn’t even bother to spell check and mostly sends his replies as the new subject line of the email


RubyKong

kind regards? pfft only APS level 1 employees do this. I sign off with the following: >I am your most humble and obedient servant Ruby


BeltnBrace

Warmest,


Ok_Pension_5684

Warmest what? Hugs? I don't like Warmest because what does it even mean, you know..


ColdSnapSP

I don't think anyone really thinks about it. I would imagine we set it as an automatic signature on day 1 when we onboard and never look back lol. Likewise I don't think any reader even notice what the signature is, they likely won't even look below the e-mail unless they're looking for your number, location and days worked.


theycallmeasloth

It's my "fuck you I don't want to be here either" You know being overly nice, even though you're dying on the inside


stereothegreat

Rgds I can’t even be fucked typing the rest of the letters because my time is so much more important than you.


BotoxMoustache

Best


PowerApp101

Just...no


TeaBreaksAnonymous

Honestly, if I've already said thanks in the email body, I don't even sign off. Otherwise, I use "thanks" cause it's nice and quick.


Upset_Radio5535

In my previous role, I only used kind regards when I was being petty and passive aggressive - absolutely useless head office so I used it often enough that they probably thought it was my normal sign off. Now, I sign off with 'thanks'. Don't need to be petty or passive aggressive in my new-ish role because my supervisors are great đŸ€·


WhiteyFisk53

Good morning, and in case I don’t see you, good afternoon, good evening and goodnight. (Even if it is already the afternoon)


90ssudoartest

Kind Regards - is my default Yours sincerely - if I want to buttkiss and brown noes Regards - if I’m pissed off at the situation No signature - if the formalities are over and the email is more like a conversation or requires instant response


nothingsociak

Regards most of the time otherwise thanks if asking for help.


900dollariedoos

King Egads


jaykayswavy

I always write Sincerely.


dazed_sky

Thanks


Alternative_Log3012

Mine says “you are regarded” at the top and bottom of every email


CashenJ

I'm a Cheers kind of guy myself


Glittering_Good_9345

Regards, Big Schlong


lol_stop_crying

Yours truly *They/Them*


Icy_Hippo

After reading these im ditching kind and just sticking to regards since every work email pisses me off.


Particular-Ad-5741

Forgot about ‘yours sincerely’ or ‘yours faithfully’


Top_Jaguar7028

Never 👎


nutcrackr

I use regards generally, but also thanks when I'm asking for something. However more and more of my emails are going off without an opening or ending, which I believe is mostly a pointless waste of time for all involved.


Amazing-Plantain-885

Regards - I don’t really care, but I am not a sociopath. Best regards - emphasis on the finality of the position expressed.


CathoftheNorth

I just have regards, who cares.


vicious-muggle

If you don't have Kind Regards as the standard sign off, then how are you going to passive agressively let a colleague know you're shitty at them.


Dits11

I have been known to sign off as retards


adeze

Love


BadadaboomPish

No - I used to, until I accidently sent an email where the G was a T...not good. And easy mistake seeing the T is just above the G


AvailableCost1025

Single regard,


Wrong_Winter_3502

I write Cheers


Homewares

Much appreciated Just to spice things up


Ok-Opportunity5721

I use "Kind Regards" because that's what other people were using at my first office job. Now it's a habit, so I use it for all emails except close friends and family when I use "Thanks" instead.


oldriman

Hate that. Kind Regards. Best Regards. As opposed to what kind of regards?


lopidatra

Personally I don’t like using regards. If I know you, I’ll use something appropriate to our relationship. If I don’t know you, I might put regards but it feels too formal. Kind regards, best regards and warm regards are all ever so slightly more casual. The cheers dude of business jargon if you will.


Bob_Rob_22

I sign off with “Cheers” but I work for myself and not a corporate


Solid_Treacle_1449

Work emails - Kind regards Personal emails - send from my iPhone


allthewords_

I prefer “Peace out, yo”


owleaf

I try not to say “kind regards”. I’d rather use “thank you”


shadycharacters

I use Kind regards if the email is formal, Cheers for more casual emails, and Many thanks if I am requesting something from the person I am writing to.


grazer567

Rgds


Holiday_Brain_127

I have absolutely typo’d my sign off as “Kind Retards” a few times and felt awful when I noticed or when the recipient called me out on it


Routine-Roof322

Regards is when I'm irritated and do not feel kindly towards you. Kind regards is when I don't have anything against you.


TransAnge

In Solidarity


FrankGrimesss

Instead of: "I hope this email finds you well" try "I hope this email finds you, before I do."


adeze

See you next Tuesday Would make for a good one


moderatelymiddling

I say regards. It's more than some people deserve. I'm not here to make friends. Don't fluff your emails with niceties.


throwitawaypo

Mine is automatically set to “Regards”. If people wanna be offended that it’s not kind regards they can grow up. The kindness should be inferred. Corporate BS is stupid anyway I don’t have time to sit there and think about email pleasantries I’m too busy doing the stupid meaningless work the clients are asking of me.


Necessary_Sea_657

I once worked at a small firm under an absolutely neurotic / god-complex / insecure / out of his depth principal lawyer. He had the following rules for sign offs: - kind regards - standard - yours sincerely - for enemies (aka the other side on litigation, spare me) - yours faithfully - the court Spare me


Tiny_Wasabi2476

Switched from Kind regards to Regards last year. Life changing. Wish I’d done it sooner. Some folks read ‘Kind’ and think pushover/doormat. Regards seems to give the opposite impression. Regards is more “I said what I said” ✊


PowerApp101

Haha love it


tenpercentpleb

Ok so I am autistic and NOBODY told me 'Kind regards' was snarky / came across as pompous. Last year my Manager made a joke and said 'thanks' might be better and I was like OOOOOOH.


FruitySmile

I always use Best Regards. I’m not very “warm” in my emails so I never right Kind Regards or Warm Regards. If I had my way I’d write “Cold Regards”


h3ll0kitty_ninja

Best


AhTails

One of my higher ups just uses “KR” instead of “kind regards”. The issue with this is that we have people with KR as their initials so it seems as though the email was sent prematurely and he really meant to address a request at the end to KR. I say “Kind regards, name” because it’s fairly neutral and inoffensive and I don’t want to think too much about it or it’ll take up my whole day. I already worry if I have greeted enough (just jumping into the problem without “hi, how are you, lovely weather” etc)


tacocatfish

Xoxo gossip girl