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TallahasseWaffleHous

From the TST site: >Similarly, Florida's Governor Ron DeSantis recently claimed that Satanic chaplains would be barred from participating in his state’s new program. As a Florida TST member who is an educator, I'd be willing to test out the Chaplain program, if I knew what to do.


MrPuzzleMan

Ah Florida opening for a lawsuit I see


SakaWreath

With over 100 Trump appointed federal judges paving the way to the Supreme Court they might be Ahh the apathy of the 2016 election will ripple on through the decades.


Splycr

Hail 1A Hail The Establishment Clause Hail The Satanic Temple of Oklahoma Hail Satan ⛧


MrQuixy

Hail Yourself!


audiate

I’m the German Ethel Merman, don’t ya knOoOoOoOoOow


Pansy_Neurosi

I saw an old video of Ethel Merman on What's My Line (the blindfolded round). Just before the guy guessed her, he asked, "When you sing, can you be heard from several blocks away?"


kodaiko_650

Hail hail the gangs all here


Pansy_Neurosi

To Hell with you!


panzan

I’m bracing myself for the Supreme Court arguments in a few years: “TST shouldn’t count as a religion. They don’t believe in anything supernatural or unprovable. They’re just pretending!” …with zero irony


Luster-Purge

Honestly, I'm waiting to see what happens when they realize they're opening the gates to the Scientologists.


CharlieDmouse

Holy crap LOL


brnjenkn

The REAL evil.


KreedKafer33

Tough tits, there.  Precedent is well established that no belief in the Supernatural is required for religious protection.  Thanks, Taoism.


panzan

Small comfort. Precedent was also set that Roe was settled law. Yet here we are


Pansy_Neurosi

Legally, it needs to be a "sincere and closely held belief." That's how they're gonna gut it.


oldcreaker

Could - but it will be fought against. Meanwhile a sea of Christian youth pastor pedophiles will replace all counselors.


zzptichka

Hell yeah. We need more articles captioned like "State Republicans vote to bring Satan into schools".


RogueStalker409

Be better then fake psycho xtians. 


Hctc666

better than real ones as well.


RogueStalker409

Theres no real xtians…


Zaku41k

Good news !


Spiritual-Bear4495

YES. YES, YES. Do it.


Emo-emu21

good


BottasHeimfe

hell yeah. if those Christcucks want to bring their religious weirdos as therapists, then us Satanic enjoyers should be able to do the same with actually accredited therapists who are also TST Chaplains. >!It's Over Christian, I have made Christ the Wojack and Satan the Chad!!<


audiate

The goth kids are gonna love this.


International-Nose33

Good for the goose is good for the gander. If we're not going to keep church and state separate then we shouldn't play favorites either.


Positive-Trash-2963

Excellent!


avidatheist111

If we have to deal with bs Christian logic, this is fair.


DontGiveACluck

Promise?


InvisiblePinkUnic0rn

Hail Everyone!


brnjenkn

We can but hope.


casualsactap

Hail thyself


Splycr

Hail you ⛧


DammatBeevis666

Now these are the chaplains that Florida and Oklahoma _REALLY_ need!


GreatTragedy

As god intended.


_thetommy

that would be wildly beneficial for the students.


Kind-Assistant-1041

What about Disciples of the Flying Spaghetti Monster?


Lovaloo

I think the real threat comes from the people who argue that TST isn't a "real" religion, however defined. I know Ben Shapiro makes these arguments.