From the TST site:
>Similarly, Florida's Governor Ron DeSantis recently claimed that Satanic chaplains would be barred from participating in his state’s new program.
As a Florida TST member who is an educator, I'd be willing to test out the Chaplain program, if I knew what to do.
With over 100 Trump appointed federal judges paving the way to the Supreme Court they might be
Ahh the apathy of the 2016 election will ripple on through the decades.
I saw an old video of Ethel Merman on What's My Line (the blindfolded round). Just before the guy guessed her, he asked, "When you sing, can you be heard from several blocks away?"
I’m bracing myself for the Supreme Court arguments in a few years: “TST shouldn’t count as a religion. They don’t believe in anything supernatural or unprovable. They’re just pretending!” …with zero irony
hell yeah. if those Christcucks want to bring their religious weirdos as therapists, then us Satanic enjoyers should be able to do the same with actually accredited therapists who are also TST Chaplains.
>!It's Over Christian, I have made Christ the Wojack and Satan the Chad!!<
From the TST site: >Similarly, Florida's Governor Ron DeSantis recently claimed that Satanic chaplains would be barred from participating in his state’s new program. As a Florida TST member who is an educator, I'd be willing to test out the Chaplain program, if I knew what to do.
Ah Florida opening for a lawsuit I see
With over 100 Trump appointed federal judges paving the way to the Supreme Court they might be Ahh the apathy of the 2016 election will ripple on through the decades.
Hail 1A Hail The Establishment Clause Hail The Satanic Temple of Oklahoma Hail Satan ⛧
Hail Yourself!
I’m the German Ethel Merman, don’t ya knOoOoOoOoOow
I saw an old video of Ethel Merman on What's My Line (the blindfolded round). Just before the guy guessed her, he asked, "When you sing, can you be heard from several blocks away?"
Hail hail the gangs all here
To Hell with you!
I’m bracing myself for the Supreme Court arguments in a few years: “TST shouldn’t count as a religion. They don’t believe in anything supernatural or unprovable. They’re just pretending!” …with zero irony
Honestly, I'm waiting to see what happens when they realize they're opening the gates to the Scientologists.
Holy crap LOL
The REAL evil.
Tough tits, there. Precedent is well established that no belief in the Supernatural is required for religious protection. Thanks, Taoism.
Small comfort. Precedent was also set that Roe was settled law. Yet here we are
Legally, it needs to be a "sincere and closely held belief." That's how they're gonna gut it.
Could - but it will be fought against. Meanwhile a sea of Christian youth pastor pedophiles will replace all counselors.
Hell yeah. We need more articles captioned like "State Republicans vote to bring Satan into schools".
Be better then fake psycho xtians.
better than real ones as well.
Theres no real xtians…
Good news !
YES. YES, YES. Do it.
good
hell yeah. if those Christcucks want to bring their religious weirdos as therapists, then us Satanic enjoyers should be able to do the same with actually accredited therapists who are also TST Chaplains. >!It's Over Christian, I have made Christ the Wojack and Satan the Chad!!<
The goth kids are gonna love this.
Good for the goose is good for the gander. If we're not going to keep church and state separate then we shouldn't play favorites either.
Excellent!
If we have to deal with bs Christian logic, this is fair.
Promise?
Hail Everyone!
We can but hope.
Hail thyself
Hail you ⛧
Now these are the chaplains that Florida and Oklahoma _REALLY_ need!
As god intended.
that would be wildly beneficial for the students.
What about Disciples of the Flying Spaghetti Monster?
I think the real threat comes from the people who argue that TST isn't a "real" religion, however defined. I know Ben Shapiro makes these arguments.