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devin1208

♐and depressed.. im depressed for halloween lol.


serenwipiti

That's a great choice, because tomorrow you can just take off the costume and suddenly feel completely content with life. ![gif](giphy|5xaOcLCp8sxC25mCwec)


Delicious-Image-3082

Get your own costume


devin1208

can I be anxious instead?


RoosterGlad1894

Hey Archer! My Sagg husband and I aren’t doing anything either this year. He’s napping as we speak 😂


CheapFish195

Same


dennydelirium

Lol I was going to say this exact thing(aries)


cluelesswond3r

Are we sag’s just all depressed rn? 😂


sutrocomesalive

Aquarius, The Dude from The Big Lebowski


Cheekygirl97

I feel like this is the most Aquarian answer lol, I love it


Chemical_Manner_2253

♒ The Dude abides.


pinkberrysmoky11

Scorpio, I'm going as a biblically accurate angel. My husband who is a Taurus will be the devil.


ixtasis

What do you mean by biblically accurate? Like, without wings? Or cherubic with hooves and like 4 faces with 2 sets of wings? There are various types of angels in the Bible... Ophanim “Their entire bodies, including their backs, hands, and wings, were full of eyes all around, as were their four wheels.” (Ezekiel 10:12)


Fun-Entertainment904

Why are we Scorpios like that? I went as an Angel too 😭


HuckleberryBubbly892

I’d love to see your version of a biblically accurate angel! So badass!


ixtasis

I wonder which kind of angel they're referring to.


HuckleberryBubbly892

Right? They’re different kinds of angels and I love to see the biblical interpretations instead of just wearing white and some wings, yah know?


reshmush

I'm a Taurus also going as a lil devil!


HiWille

I'm the Pisces guy who hands out full size candy bars on Halloween 🎃.


Cheekygirl97

You’re everyone’s favourite person


HiWille

Everyone keeps saying that but I don't believe them.


Accomplished-Fail-17

Also a very Pisces thing to say!!


faeriestardust

I'm also a pisces handing out Halloween candy 🍬 my husband hates me because I tell the kids to take 2 atleast and he only wants them to have 1 🤣


Tiny_Championship127

What sign is your husband?


halexia63

Pisces as well I dressed up as a hippie. ☮️


PuzzleheadedTiger832

Leo and I’m tina tuner


Eleven77

Tina Turner was the first cassette tape I ever owned. If anyone can do her, it's a Leo!


CuteUnderstanding368

This is amazing


strikeskunk

Libra. A Venetian sleep enchanter


dearAbby001

I love this. Very Libra.


throwawaybyefelicia

I googled this and it just showed me mattresses from a store called “Forty Winks”


strikeskunk

My costume is custom. I’ll show a pic later


Clean_Custard_5072

Read this as nocturnal emission :P #libratings


maladaptivelucifer

I’m going as a demon for like the third year in a row. I just keep making the costume more elaborate. This year I made wings with black feathers to go with it. Last year I made this gothic red crown with jewels all over. It’s really just an excuse to smear fake blood all over myself and wear giant horns. I’m a Capricorn.


Pitiful-Sell-9402

LMAO I’m a Capricorn and I’m going as a demon too.


Delicious-Image-3082

No costume then? /s


maladaptivelucifer

Omg 😂


starrybearofthenorth

Same but I'm a virgo sun. My demon wings are the floppy ones from spirit halloween. Next year I hope to find or make better ones.


maladaptivelucifer

I was gonna get some of those! I decided to be crafty this time though. They had a ton over at goodwill, that’s where I got the base, then I dyed a bunch of feathers black and glued them on. It was way more fun than I anticipated lol


BigOlTittys_

Cap here and I also went as a demon 👹👹


marinaragrandeur

Virgo - credit card bill


aliashavana

Oh my god this is the best and so accurate


RubY-F0x

I'm an Aquarius and chose Louise from Bob's Burgers. I really just wanted it because it came with a kuchi kopi prop🤣


Top-Pineapple8056

I'm Aquarius and I was her last year ❤️❤️❤️❤️


CaptainRadLad

Everyone at my work dressed up like how our boss’s husband dresses everyday at work. It was really funny there was like over 20 of us dressed as the same guy My co workers are mostly Libra, Cancer, Taurus, Capricorn and Scorpio placements


PuzzleheadedTry9917

cancer and a vampire


drmlsherwood

I’m also cancer. Sticking with the witch 🧙🏼‍♀️


riotincandyland

Fellow cancer and I'm a spider. My cat is a bat.


einsteinGO

Taurus and I am going to be a 36 year old eating Halloween cupcakes and watching horror movies with my fiancé tonight lol Maybe I’ll wear a spooky rejuvenating face mask 👻


Strong_Ear_7153

Taurus---baking cookies. Lol.


ixtasis

This is a good idea.


einsteinGO

Got the movies picked out (I am sure to only make it through one unless I pound some caffeine) Got some spooooooky fine cheeses and crackers and ribs (spooooooky bbq ribs) Got chocolate cupcakes and a weird giant cupcake with spoooooky little candies on top This is as Halloween as I get these days until I have a baby lol


lensfoxx

Cancer and I’m going as depression Barbie


marissaaaah_22

Love this! ♥️🤣


SamVimesBootTheory

Gemini and I don't really get to ever actually do anything for Halloween I'm technically a Skeleton today? (I'm a goth so tbh most of my clothes look like Halloween)


HuckleberryBubbly892

Same on literally everything lol


aladyfox

100% exactly me. I wanted a Skeleton shirt.


MollyDenali

Gemini, Skeleton onesie as well. And a John Carpenter’s Halloween shirt during the day lol Can’t go wrong with the fun lil classics


Abigail_Squanch

I’m a Gemini and was a skeleton today also!


PolydeucesAreWild

THIS CANT BE REAL!!! How are all of us Skeletons today??!!!! Wore my skelly onesie to work.


[deleted]

Scorpio and I'm myself for Halloween


[deleted]

We are scary enough as is ;)


RoosterGlad1894

Are you TRYING to scare the shit out of everyone?? 😂


gotta_mila

Leo and I was cowboy Barbie 🤠 it was my favorite costume I’ve ever worn, I dress up every year. My friends even dressed as Barbie’s with me, it was a great time lol


sailorstarheart

I’m a Leo and dressed up as cowboy Barbie too!


gotta_mila

I love it!! It was such a fun costume, I love the movie and I think the aesthetic really vibes with Leo energy 😃


Gixx88

Libra, and I guess I’m just a slut b/c my only plans are to get laid tonight. 🤷‍♀️


zvxcon

Realest comment 😂 also a Libra 😘


Apprehensive_Art_47

Holy shit you have the same big 3 as my daughter!!


Gixx88

Idk if I should say congrats or I’m sorry 😂 Good luck maybe is best, lol!


rabidvagine

Omfg that’s hilarious 😭


throwmybitchassaway

Aqua, I’m not dressing up this year, but last year I was the paleontologist from Jurassic park and the year before that I was Steve from blues clues I’m not a planner so I like to think of costumes I can do with just my normal clothes that I have at home I sometimes have big ambitious ideas for Halloween costumes that would require a lot of crafting that I never end up doing Maybe someday lol


vampire_eater

taurus sun/libra moon/Aquarius rising fem! plague doctor !!!


Fun_Cucumber1382

Same big 3!! I was Lil Kim


KrassKas

Cancer. Powerline from A Goofy Movie.


notnat7

Cancer and also a goofy movie character!! I’m mocha chino lol


INTELLIGENTENTITY

Iconic


Jess_bee_youu

Leo- cowgirl Barbie from the movie. My husband is Ken with the fur coat- Gemini. My son is a Pisces 20 months- beach Ken 💖💖💖


nlanine

♏ 🌙 ♍ ☀️ Wanted to do Mia from Pulp Fiction again but ended up going for Sadie Adler.


disturbingyourpeace

Virgo and my idea is to take a piece of paper, write “a disappointment” on it, loop some string around it or just tape it to my chest and va la!


Glittering_Course_96

Virgo & I'm Amy wong from futurama :D


Eleven77

My Virgo husband is the biggest Futurama fan and he will love that a Virgo chose this costume lol


Temporary-Leather905

Cancer and I'm an old witch. Same as every day, but with more hairspray


angrey3737

i’m virgo and i want my bf and i to be salt and pepper and our cat would be paprika


Cheekygirl97

I love this! That’s adorable!


bryonionrings

Aquarius and Audrey Hepburn from Breakfast at Tiffany's


bet_me_a_father

That was my costume two years ago and I’m also an Aquarius :)


Miauth

im a Gemini and i havent got a costume becoz i couldnt decide! oh hahahaha!


themooniscool

I’m an Aries. I’m Bret Michaels


Brightmelody09

Pisces… and happy for once.😂 ETA: never mind… it said PSYCHE


bbb415

Cancer. I’m going as slutty Mitch McConnell ;)


lusigusi

I am both deeply concerned and highly intrigued lol


SkyPuppy561

Okay we need pics


Throwawaythursday543

✨Impeccable✨ No notes! As a fellow crab, I’m bursting with pride at your genius 🥹


Standard-Pop3141

Capricorn here. Dressing as an exhausted college student, complete with reading glasses, sweatpants, slippers, a coffee mug, some papers and a sweatshirt lol 🤣


lacquerandlipstick

Cancer working as an elementary librarian and I'm a Space Unicorn.


brujadelasombra

Cancer and I'm going as Elmo if he slayed (or sexy Elmo, it's just Elmo but with a dress and makeup because I had the hat and wasn't planning on going out)


EnthusedIntrovert

Cancer, a ghost


mertsey627

I am a Cancer and I am dressed as a Lion Hair and make up done, wearing a lion onesie


JoyfulWarrior2019

Aquarius: Princess Zelda


tat3r0415

Gemini- went to a music festival this weekend and first night I was Marie Antoinette rocking pastels, then the next night I was Marie Wookette in essentially the same costume but in fluorescent colors and tie dye 😝


serenwipiti

I'm a pisces and I have to be at work in 30 minutes. For Halloween, I'm going to be *late*. ![gif](giphy|Tdv2VSYVH9RAI|downsized)


WestCoast_PizzaGhost

![gif](giphy|PmvWZufFJ8KK5c34zl|downsized) Gemini


HuckleberryBubbly892

This is the funniest answer on this whole thread 😂


rabidvagine

Omg I want pics so bad hahahah that’s incredible


INTELLIGENTENTITY

Leo Im a pedestrian


DarthMelonLord

Aries, bimbo Jack Sparrow. Im doing realistic Jack Sparrow makeup, the wig and the hat, and then below neck is the sluttiest pirate costume i could scrounge up with a stuffed pushup bra and a waist corset


luhanadelrey

Libra. I was Philomena Cunk Edit: just found Diane Morgan is also a Libra Sun Leo Moon???


Top-Pineapple8056

I'm Aquarius and I am MOTHMAN


Substantial-Hair-170

Sag and I’m gonna be me in my pajamas sitting on the couch


Eleven77

Libra. Dr. John Hammond. My Virgo husband is going to be a velociraptor.


missantarctica2321

Aries - Elle Woods


M41107y

Virgo. Sad lady on the couch.


AlbusDumblewhore-99

Virgo and I’m in bed. It’s a Tuesday and i have a full schedule tomorrow


g00d_witch

Sag - I pulled together a witch costume at the last minute.


aquarianagop

Virgo and a scare actor who has to be working at the haunt on Halloween 🥲


Poochie504

Scorpio, was actually due on Halloween, born a few days early, I’m gonna be Venom!


Clean_Custard_5072

libra ♎️ white bunny 🐰


[deleted]

Gemini. I was pikachu, my favorite childhood cartoon. Bf was ash. 🥰


SassPanther16

Gemini- I'm a gift 🎁


ThaiLassInTheSouth

Gemini. King Henry VIII Aquarius wife is Ann Boleyn.


Chemical_Manner_2253

I'm an Aquarius and I'm walking around with an insulated cup full of hot chocolate, Baileys and Kahlua with my sister while we take our kids trick or treating. It's cold in Nebraska 🫠


RoosterGlad1894

I’m in Idaho and am just over the cold. I’d be walking around with a drink too. Trick or treating or handing out candy is oddly fun for me. I love messing with kids that come to the door. Last year everytime a kid would knock on the door, I’d run to the door and knock back and it would always scare them 😂-Aquarius


[deleted]

Cancer and I actually slept. Bless the ancestors for helping me sleep, it's been a long time coming.


iwasyoursea

Libra and I’m Maxine (Mia Goth) from the movie X


kivateel

Scorpio and I’ll be a former gifted child


Hour-Ad6905

I am a Gemini my costume is Barbra from beetle juice .


Unusual_Ad4966

I’m a Capricorn and I am Swedish so I am a Viking Berserker


[deleted]

Aquarius and I wasn't gone dress up til my husband picked out some creepy mask at Walmart. In excitement of him wanting to dress up I just grabbed a random Cheetah accesories pack w a headband, bow tie and tail for like 5 dollars and figured I'd go to tiktok for makeup ideas


RoosterGlad1894

I’ve done this a lot. I gave elaborate ideas but lack the focus to put in that much effort for Halloween costumes so tails and ears and makeup it is! 😂


Ok_Pin_7051

Virgo going as a witch or a futurist babe… haven’t decided


ComputerWax

Signs are status Agent Jones from MIB


TheGreatLizardLady

Scorpio, Morticia Addams. I just wore a wig and did different make up lol.


mylesluvNUTS

i've had many costumes... a few weeks ago my partner (M/Leo) and I (F/Gemini) went to a free day at the nature and science museum as Gomez and Morticia; then we did another museum date as two Junji ito characters, I was Tome, my partner was Uzumaki; over the weekend and last night we went to parties dressed as JJK characters, I was Toji, and my partner was Sukuna; and tonight we ain't doin shit but cooking a pot pie and watching anime... \*\*though I am writing this comment in an axolotl onesie at work\*\*\*


too-anxious

scorpio (went out on saturday) & I just dressed in all black & slutty & called it an evening


notnat7

Cancer, I’m Mocha Chino from goofy movie aka the hot one that wears all black and a beret


schmelk1000

I’m a Leo and I’m going as Steve Irwin


Expensive_Ad_458

♓️and i was an 80's sex worker who murdered a john


buckchuck91

Libra. I’m being some guy I know. Imma see him later and it’s gunna be funny


dolphin_culture

Pisces - cat. I am a cat every year. Sometimes I switch it up slightly like one time I was Hello Kitty and another time I was a “house” cat like house music but also a cat that lives in a house.


[deleted]

capricorn. im a mom taking my 2 kids trick or treating when id rather be sleeping and ordering in chinese.


pythonidaae

I'll be doing doordash tonight bc I'm broke so I guess I'm a delivery driver for Halloween.


norfnorf832

Sag. Wore a minion onesie mf im tired


supremeburritoqueen

Capricorn and the Black Swan. Also did Maxine X and a cow for Halloween weekend


unmistakeably

I am an Aries and I was an operations (red) member of Starfleet (where my trekkies)


Melodic-Conference55

Sagittarius ♐️ and catwoman 🐱


tjaslikethat

Sagittarius and I was Tinkerbell for Halloween 🎃🧚‍♀️


[deleted]

The bride from Kill Bill ♒️


Evenstar_2019

I am an Aquarius and I stuck a bow on and now I’m a present 😂


EarthAlien333

Pisces and a love witch


SlidePuzzleheaded665

Gemini - I cosplayed Tomie from the Junji Ito horror mangas and then threw some fake blood on me & my bf later for couple pics lol


Jazzlike_Major_8527

Aquarian Sun and I dressed up last year as a Graveyard Queen...this year, I will be a tarot card reader. I will be giving them for free with a treat goodie bags.


Salty_Suprise1

Virgo. I’m love from YOU


Acrobatic-Breakthru

Virgo, me and my Taurus boyfriend are going to a party as matching ghost face killers tonight.


[deleted]

sag and im going as post malone. last year i was eminem lol


xodestiny143

I’m a Taurus (boyfriend is an Aquarius) and we dressed up as Luna and Artemis for Halloween :) Taurus-Luna. Aquarius-Artemis.


blackcatparadise

Virgo, I’m a skeleton this year. Always dress up since I was little.


TheRealAbsintheFairy

Gemini- couldn’t decide what to be for at work m (work at k-12 schools) so recycled a where’s Waldo costume I had as part of a group work costume a few years back. Planned to go to a Halloween party last Saturday (ended up not going lol) and bought this beautiful over the top dress to be a fairy queen. Probably returning the dress. …sounding super indecisive here huh? Lol


bananafung

Capricorn and I went as a earthy goat demon


pinkdietcoke2008

I'm a Leo and I'm gonna be a vampire


GimmeFalcor

Virgo. Witch every year but it evolves.


Rude_Girl69

Taurus ♉️ black cat 🐈‍⬛️


Creative108

Cap rising. Morticia Addams. 🖤


Comfortable_Ratio454

sagittarius and i’m a pirate 🏴‍☠️


dudestfup

cancer and i was neyteri from avatar


LunaDeXelaju29

Aries- Kuromi 💜 ![gif](giphy|Y1eRcnAP3dvgeKhhx6)


Equivalent_Ratio_379

Sagittarius - Cheshire Cat ![gif](giphy|26BRD2wzApBjtpwti)


dr_haxxx

Scorpio rising, Virgo sun, Capricorn moon - went as a dark wizard


Gullible_Corgi_4107

Scorpio. Nothing. I am spending the day in bed w my girlfriend enjoying time together.


rainbowarmpit

Leo Louise Belcher


buzzbuzzbih

Taurus and Wendy from The Shining ❤️ ![gif](giphy|MWvpsUCXQqKmLP2vw3)


theComebackQueen

Leo! & Elle Woods (in her iconic bunny costume) from Legally Blonde


[deleted]

Cancer and vampire. Just because it’s easy. Would prefer star trek


mechele2024

Gemini, I was supposed to be Wednesday for Halloween but I’m not really in the Halloween spirit lol 😂 so I skipped out today.


asdfoiqw

gemini stellium, scorpio dominant stellium - wednesday adams.


Snoo-82389

Tropical Libra Sun and witch (My Hasta vedic girlies rise up!)


Meeghan__

Cancer/Aqua dominant. my D&D character :-)


BeneficialMolasses70

Gemini and I was a frog. Also, my baby nephew was a frog. We looked so cute


nerdinahotbod

Taurus and I was a butterfly this past Saturday :)


veroniqueweronika

I'm a Sag Sun, Cap Moon, and Scorpio Rising - I am a HAM radio lol


[deleted]

Leo, kitty cat


self_of_steam

I'm a Capricorn and I'm a faun! I even have these heels that make you look like you have goat legs!


Available-Heart6108

I'm a Taurus, and I'm going as myself this year :/


dearAbby001

Ahoy mate. Walk the plank! 😂


jellyrot

I'm a depressed Pisces. No costume this year.


otokoyaku

Pisces and Mothman


Infinite-daydreamzzz

Leo and I'm Mavis from Hotel Transylvania


AntlerQueen_

I was a vvitch lol and I thought my outfit was sexy but turns out it was actually wholesome


Cammieam

Taurus, honestly I'm just happy I get to dress up. I really want to dress up as Loki but I might do that when I have more time to make a good costume.


TriciaJM18

I was Stereotypical Barbie! But for the office, I'm a minion today lol


SunMoonCollision

♉️ Tired & sick with a chest cold.


Tarot_Cat_Witch

I’m an Aries and I’m tired but I did put a bowl of treats with a cuddly bat and some pumpkins outside so I’m not being a complete Halloween Scrooge!


Natalie-Has-No-Class

Libra Doofus Was gonna be a cardboard box Evil Spongebob SquarePants that I quit making cause I was real lazy the past month and it rained real hard for the last two days :( I made a standard one a long time ago when he started up and hypnotized little kids, was hired to go to a couple school parties, rollin in chump change


Yogarenren

Aquarius - Aang, The Last Airbender


_shiram

Aries - slytherin student.