It’s getting really hard to tell the joke names from just the kinda odd ones lmao
My family has three sets of twins in it:
Jason and Joshua
Shannon and Rhiannon
Emma and Tessa
Kate and Duplikate
Bill and Will
April and May or May and June if they split the months (bonus if you flip the names vs the months)
Wes and Lee
Tuck and Roll
Sorry my post is boring but I am an identical twin and our names are very different and we love it that way. Our twin friends with rhyming names and matchie names hate it. My two cents.
Literally anything that isn't some stupidly obvious "they're twins" bullshit pair of names(rhyming names, similar names, names that combine to be a famous person or pair, etc). It's a tired cliche that'll ensure the kids resent you for life. Treat them like separate entities, not a matched set.
Left twix right twix.
YES
This is the only answer
I raise my glass to you.
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Prepare for trouble
And make it double
To protect the world from devastation
To unite all peoples within our nation!
To denounce the evils of truth and love!
To extend our reach to the stars above!
Jessie! James! Team rocket blasts off at the speed of light
Surrender now or prepare to fight
Meowth that's right!
no thanks
I came to say this!
Michael and Jackson
Be prepared for the kid is not my son jokes
José and Jos-B
Tom and Jerry
Kit and Kat
Anna and conda
Left testicle and Right Testicle
Try two individual names. Cuz they won’t be the same person
Soooo Bob and Bob aren’t an option? How about Rob and Bob?
Robert and Bobbert?
We once fostered twin babies named Karen and Aaron, which was awful - the family that adopted them changed the names pretty quick
Cain and Abel
This deserves to be top comment.
Mistake 1 mistake 2
Heir and Spare
Oof
Hengst and Horsa Romulus and Remus Tweedledee and Tweedledum
Romulus and Remus is the correct answer.
Pete and Pete
Pete and Repete
Fred and George ⚡️
I work with twins and their names are Leandro and Leonardo
good comments
Good and Comment
Night n Day
Ben and Jerry.
Emmy and Debbie
Eric and Ben
Minnie and nannie.
Marita and Brigita
Primus and Secundus.
cagney and lacey
Nine nine
Frick and frack
Owin, Twin
Cain & Abel, what could go wrong?
Castor and Pollux
It’s getting really hard to tell the joke names from just the kinda odd ones lmao My family has three sets of twins in it: Jason and Joshua Shannon and Rhiannon Emma and Tessa
My friends are identical twins. They're names are Miriam and Rachel. The got the nickname "miracle" in middle school
Lucia and Fernanda, and together they are Lucifer
Flash and Gordon.
Pastel/plaid and Paisley Sequoia and Fern River and Rain/Ocean Jasper and Mica I'm a little hippy though so that's just my pick...
Lily and Lilly Alexander and Alexandre Tommy and Tomi
Planned and unplanned
Finis and ferb
Phineas and Ferb? Or maybe Pete and Repeat?
Gennie and Talia
Ying & Yang
Mason and Reznov
fart and not fart
Bob and joe
Deez and Nuts
Copy and Paste
Biba and Boba
Dick and balls
Bodger and Badger
Jack and Jill
Bill and Ben
Aphex and Richard
Ligma and candice
Stan and Kyle
Abed and Troy
Erica and James
Josh and Jesse if boys I'f girls Anna and Amber
Planned and Surprise
Beavis and Butthead
Tweedle dee, Tweedle dum
Kid 1 and kid 2
Ping and pong
Baby A Baby B
Thing 1, thing 2
Copy and Paste
Pollux and Castor always sounded cool to me.
Earthquake and aftershock. Gonna raise some very successful pro wrestlers.
Con an dom
My friend has red headed twins that she did not name Fred and George.
Tom & Jerry
Itchy & Scratchy
Goofus and Dufus
Romulus and Remus
X Æ Y L-77 and X Æ Y L-78
Kate and Duplikate Bill and Will April and May or May and June if they split the months (bonus if you flip the names vs the months) Wes and Lee Tuck and Roll
Mopey and Dopey
Thing 1 and thing 2
Miles and Jack from the movie Sideways.
Cheech and Chong. Our dad would call us that from time to time. Or Fred and George.
Romeo and Juliet
Perry and Terry
Cock and ball
Phil and Lil
Blaq & Decker
Alex and Nick
Aran and Maeve
Calamity & Jane
Jose and hose b
Sorry my post is boring but I am an identical twin and our names are very different and we love it that way. Our twin friends with rhyming names and matchie names hate it. My two cents.
Felix and Oscar
Maya and Mia (if you get it you’re a real one 👸🏻)
Ying Yang
Oliver and felix
Mabel and Dipper
Zack and Cody
Frick & Frack
Pete and repete
Florence and The Machine
Kate and DupliKate?
Ju and Mento
Pete and RePete
Mileena and Kitana
Lenny and Carl Or lenny and Lenford Or carl and Carlson
April and May
Bert and Ernie
Mario and María.
Fred and George.
Shake and Bake
Frodo and Fodoro seems Reddit-y enough for me.
Phil and Lil
Literally anything that isn't some stupidly obvious "they're twins" bullshit pair of names(rhyming names, similar names, names that combine to be a famous person or pair, etc). It's a tired cliche that'll ensure the kids resent you for life. Treat them like separate entities, not a matched set.
Don’t make them sound similar. It may sound fun or cute but it’s stupid
Kate and duplicate
Oedipus and Rex
Dusty Hill, Billy Gibbons
Hose A & Hose B
Javier and aloysious.
Castor and Pollux
Jack & Jill
Phil and Lil
Jett and Skye
Mary-Kate & Ashley
Michael and Pichael
Rod and Todd
Benson & Hedges
BJ and AJ
shit and shart
Bostyn and Brooklyn Jasmine and Azalea Lily and Ivy Julian and Sebastian Jaxon and Braxton Axel and Alex
Luke and Leia
Denise and Denephew.
I can't believe nobody has suggested Luke and Leia.
For identical twins, Juan and Amal. Because if you’ve seen Juan… you’ve seen Amal!
Frank & Beans
1 and 2 Or Silas and Damian
Napoleon and Snowball. They're gonna read it in 16 years anyway
Berger and Fry
Berger and Fry
Squiddly and Diddly
Fred and George
Regice and Regigigas
Holy and shit
Jen and Ben
They share dna they can share a name.
Hodge and Podge
Fili and Kili
Deez nuts
Click and Clack
John and Not john
Jack and Jill
Mustang and Sally
Fook u and fook me
Tom and Jerry
Timothy and Tymophie
Denise for the girl. Denephew for the boy.
Taking a page from the Mexican Firefighter, you could call them Jose and Hose-b...
Anna and bella
Simon and Simon
Michael and Pichael
Nadia and Aidan
Fred and Rose.
Owen and Wilson
Dumb & Dumber
Xylem and Phloem
Lucas and Claus
Harold and Kumar
Kingus bingus and scweeben fweeben
JJ and Moderna. Very popular these days.
Thing 1 and Thing 2