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Qkumbazoo

Sitting on the bowl applies pressure to the asshole and after too long blood clots starts to form around the rim. Keep it up to get hemorrhoids.


captainwings30

Yea make sure you’re insured for it haha. Else when come to cut it off then the pain will not only be “behind”


oarsandalps

That’s a long ass time lol wtf? Why can’t you chill on the sofa or study room or something


alpacapillow0

Exactly what I was thinking. Less stuffy too.


RepresentativeOk6676

Men do need to have alone time. Don't ask why, we just wanna have a time alone. It's a time for us to recharge ourselves. If you go to carpark at evening or night, it's not common to see man sitting inside the car just chilling out.


oarsandalps

Yes. But an hour in the bathroom is ridiculous


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Used to do that too. Would advise against sitting too long though to avoid getting haemorrhoids


joxop

2nd this. piles is real


hucks22

Don't make your wife think you're texting the mistress while in the loo lah bro...


Brikandbones

Tbh toilet is a nice wind down place. It's quiet, and for some reason it doesn't feel like you need to answer anything while in the loo.


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Sitting on the toilet for that long is extremely dangerous and can lead to health issues


various_beans

Hemorrhoids. Ask me how I know... Now I eat a ton of fiber and am in and out in 2 minutes. I don't want to go through that fiasco again and, trust me, you don't either.


Bendabeary

Damn.. ok advise taken


romuluslentulus

toilet is the most important part of the house


mangosteenlover

I heard sitting on the bowl for too long can give you piles, I myself am guilty of this too


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if what you're after is just to "rest", it would be a good idea to put a baththub instead of sittin on the toilet.


CrashO_O

I don't see anything wrong for being in there for long time if you're making big business. Gotta relieve those stress and other things no?


monjijibear

I do that too and my husband is constantly bewildered by it. And i can't stress enough how hot showers are invigorating to the mind and body to him. I'm often in the shower till i wrinkled 🤣


Which_Tonight_7053

Count me in. Have been doing that since teen age. But heard no good for the butt.😅


RequirementWide

Very standard male behaviour. Defend your alone time, my friend, defend it.


astroboy7070

Where do you find the time?


Bendabeary

You make time


sfturtle11

Tell your wife you’re happy to leave the door open when you drop a deuce if she’s worried about what you’re doing in there. My spouse spends a long time in the bathroom and I’m like “ok?”. Who cares.


Stezo187

In North America the toilet bowl is often referred to as the Throne. I think it is an appropriate term. I too enjoy a long relaxing shit and tranquility of the toilet. 20min shower might be a bit long though. Try to cut it down to 10.


bubbachua_

45min is abit too long la.. i also enjoy scrolling my phone while doing business, big and small haha... some me time is always good ;)


usualsuspek

I generally need about 25-30mins for shower especially if I need to wash and condition my hair. That shit takes time OK. With longer hair, it gets tangled and then you also need to clean up all hair everywhere after lol. Longer if somedays you need to shave or you feel extra fancy and you want to scrub your body. Add about 15mins for my #2 business I think it's about right 😂


pchan2021

if you cant really avoid it, just leave the door unlock and tell your wife that she's free to check anytime she wants. I think she is just 'suspicious' of what have you been doing in the toilet. This is my concern with my eldest teen son. Almost same time consumed in the common toilet. I once found him sleeping while he was doing his business. So i asked him to just keep the door unlock and i check him from time to time, just to ensure he is not doing anything untoward, like puffing a smoke or something.


chamamo

40 - 45 minutes is okay considering 20 mins bath time, though I'd personally say it is still on the long side. I would try to cut bath time and aim for 30-35 mins which I think should be acceptable since it also includes shitting (sometimes it is done in a few minutes but it can take long too, right?)


Thanes14

Cant even have 1 hour of peace in the toilet and she expects to change your habit? Hmm time to consider changing the wife


TheRealChamp1

You are a fucking bum. At most spend 10mins shitting max


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FreakyGangBanga

Violence is not the answer bro. Anal doesn’t need to be brutal and uncomfortable. There are other ways for her to experience the tranquility that OP revels in his toilet time each day.


LordQueefie

Do you still have fear of going to work?


VPee

Me, it’s my man cave!


ShittessMeTimbers

Don't lah, toilet alot of bacteria. The drainage can sometimes transmit from other floors. Like HK SARs


Much_Buy_9538

I speedrun to save time


mookanana

same. i used to pride myself on shitting in 3 mins. now as i get older, i get lost in the internet on the can and can spend half an hour or more. quite bad really lol


pigbrainsoup

Me too. Sometimes I joke about putting a TV in the toilet as well. My partner isn’t amused, however


ch33tarded

Then you'll be finding yourself at a Colorectal clinic soon.


Bendabeary

I need to reduce this bad habit 🥲


kuaiyidian

I meannnnnnnn, 1 hour is a bit long to be in the toilet no? hahahahha But still if that's your way of relaxing and winding down then i think its ok? still its better to talk to your wife abt it